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COLLEGE I>AI{K, MD.

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TERRA MARIAE

VOLUME III

LIBRARY. UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

PUBLISHED BY
THE STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

1907

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"Lives of Great Men all remind us,
We can make our lives sublime.
And departing leave behind us
Footprints on the Sands of Time.

— Longfellow.

/Aflwmmo hmpn^

DEDICATION.

Our most illustrious Faculties of tKe Univer-
sity of Maryland

1 ne many ana distinguished Alumni

and

The Centennial Celebration of tKe foundation
or this University

This book IS respectfully dedicated.

PREFACE.

THE CIRCUMSTAXCKS under which this volume ..1 the Ti-kka Maki.v: is edited (Hffer
from those surrouiKUnfj all iire\iiius edilii ins of thi> Annual. This year the L'niver-
sity of Maryland ])asscs the ( )iie Hundredth .MiiesioiK- on the course of her hon-
ored career. .\nd so the ivlitors of this book desire that it sliall he distinctively a Centen-
nial Issue.

It shall he our i)ur])ose t<i c<intrast the wurk. conditions, and aim of the I'niversity as it is
today with the Liiiversity as it was in "ye olden days." llence th<ise who scan these pagfes
will not find this edition merely a pictiu'e of I'nixersity life, hut will find also herein de-
picted some of the adxanced chantjes in the various departments of our institution.

TiCKU-X .\I.\Ri.i;. I'.tiJV. then will find a welcome at the hand^ of the many who ha\e toiled,
day after day. within these honored walls for that prize, so laboriously won and so highly
a])])reciated — the I)i])loma. .\nd so we feel conhdi-nt that any .Mumnu^ \Jio lakes time to
read (and we l)elie\e all will I these pages will leel that such time has heeii si)ent pleasantly
and i)rofital)ly. .And ere he has ])erused the contents herein, he will he viewing the many
])ictures hanging on memory's wall, and in fancy he will he again jjassing through the old
historic halls of Alma .M.iter. ami like a flash these words will illuminate his vision — '"Thou
art a ntihle institution."

It has been said that "hooks are schools." In many res])ects il is true. .\t least it is
hardly jjossible for one to secure a more natural picture, in all its phases, than is portrayed
in the average College .\nniial. With this idea — the portrayal of C'ollege Life — in mind,
this book is published. It is hoped that it may interest not oid\ those who ha\e been ])rivi-
leged to experience such a life, but likewise any who may be desirous to drink at tiie fount
of ])rofessional life; and last, but not least, to invite the attention of those persons who are
interested in the history and ])rogress of an honored and wcirth\ educational centre.

I'erhaps within these covers will be found ideas, some sa\(iring of sweetness and vice
versa, to the present students of our I'niversity. If such is so. we ask you. readers, not
to take everything that is said too much in earnest. If yon hapi>en to be a target for our
non-professional iuinior and feel that you are "hit" hard, then carry \onr mark gracefully.

and renieml)er the other fellow may be in the same half-sad, half-happy plight; feel there is
nothing sai<l l)ut in jovial comradeship, and bear in mind we all are "good fellows together."

As an Editorial Board we wish to offer no apologies for anything that may be consid-
ered a defect in this book. Yet we do feel that we have the right to ask you to consider the
many difficulties that have hampered us as an amateur staff'; remember, also, it is no trifling-
task to procure the necessary amount of fit material for these pages, ^^'ith such con-
sideration on }-our ]:)art, kind reader, we expect only fair and lenient criticism. Again, re-
member that this Annual is not supposed to represent only the fertile minds of those chosen
as Editors, rather it is to be the product of the student body. Hence it can only be of merit
in proportion to their effort.

We wish to extend our most hearty thanks for and appreciation of much valuable mate-
rial from friends not directly connected with the Staff.

As Editors, we are wiser today than we were yesterday. Naturally we feel we could
edit another volume better than we have this one, which is our first and also our last.

This edition of Terra Mari.E is now public propert}'. Our results are at your mercy.
If we have failed or succeeded to interest you is not for us to judge, but for you to say. In
either instance, our only excuse for having undertaken what was almost an endless — and
sometimes a thankless- — task, is "College Spirit" born of loving gratitude to our Alma
Mater— the University of Maryland. THE EDITORS.

I'ROl'. SAMrKK C. CHKW.

The Chair of Medicine in the University of Maryland.

Samuel C. Cukw, M.D.,
Professor of the P ractiee of Medicine.

AT THE foundation of the School of Medicine in the University of Maryland one hundred
years ago the first physician appointed to the chair of Practice was Dr. George Brown,
who was born in Ireland in the year 1755, and who in 177!) obtained his medical degree at
the University of Edinburgh, which was then, as it has continued to be, a famous seat of medi-
cal learning, largely through the great reputation of the Munros, who were known successively
as Primus, Secundus and Tertius, and who were followed by other teachers of distinguished
ability down to John Hughes P>ennett and George Balfour of our own day.

In 178;} Dr. Brown emigrated to Baltimore, where he attained great success as a practitioner,
and where he was appointed to the chair of Medicine in this school at its foundation in 1S07, and
was president of its Board of Regents until 181 :i.

Dr. Brown was the grandfather of the late George William Brown, Chief Judge of the
Supreme Bench of this city, and at one time an instructor in the School of Law in our Univer-
sity, and he was the great-grandfather of my friend, .\rthur George ISrown, one of the most
prominent members of the Bar of Baltimore at present, whose hereditary connection by this
two-fold tie with the University of Maryland is, I am sure, a source of gratification to others of
his friends, as well as to myself.

Dr. Brown, though appointed to the chair of Practice, did not enter upon its duties, but re-
signed the position almost immediately and was succeeded in it by Dr. Nathaniel Potter, who
was thus the first actual or active incumbent of the chair, which he filled from 1807 to 184;{,
the year of his death. I have no personal recollection of him, but there are two things which,
when I follow Prospero's counsel and look into "the dark backward and abysm of time." are
among the very earliest engraven upon the tablet of my memory. One is the solemn tolling of
bells which, on inquiring what it meant, I was informed, being then a little child, was for the
death of the first President Harrison, who died, it will be remembered, just one month after his
inauguration. The other record upon the tablet is that of someone at my home, I know not
whom, uttering the words, "Dr. Potter is dead." These two events of the long past have no con-
nection with each other, except the fact that each is the record of the termination of a life.

Although, as stated, I have no remembrance of having ever seen Professor Potter, his face
is yet familiar to me, as it is to others now living, from the portrait of him which for
many years has hung in the Faculty room of the School of Medicine. The attitude in which he
is represented in the picture is that of a scholar holding in his hand a volume, which was one of
his own works, "Potter on Contagion," as is shown in the picture. Now it is most interesting

to see that ill tliat bniik. a copy of wliidi is in our i.ilnary and uliicli was pmhal)!) the autlior's
favorite anion},' his writings, he maintains the non-coiitaj^ious character of yellow fever, a disease
with which lie was very familiar, for it had prevailed in Ijaltimore more than once during his
l)rofessi(>nal life. It is especially interesting to find that in sn])])iirt nf his opinion he brought
forward the same kind of evidence which was adduced by the L'liited States Army Yellow
Fever Commssion. a> given in iluir report in 19iil : the evidence being the application of hand-
kerchiefs and other fninilos which h;i(l been kept in contact with yellow fever iiatients, to others
not laboring under the disease, with the result that it was not communicated to them. And tliiis he
anticipated what has of late years been fully established by the labors of Dr. Walter Reed, Dr.
James Carroll, Dr. .\risiiiles Agramonte and that noble martyr to science and to humanity. Dr.
Jesse W. Lazear, a name tn lie s])oken with reverence, for it is haloed with a martyr's crown.

'Piiis anticipatiiin of the truth i^. I think, a nmsl interesting fact in the histury of this school
and nf medicine.

'Pile next incumlieiil nf the chair nt Practice wa^ Hr. I'.lisha llartlett, nf .Massachusetts, who
was eiecled tn it early in ISM. and whn Jiad had e.\|iiTieiK-e a^ a teacher nf medicine in several
schnnis. thi' ia>t nf wliicli was the 'rraiisylvania l"ni\ersit\ . in which he resigned his position to
acce])t till' call tn I'lallinmre. Of liini 1 have a faint, shadnwy recnlleclinii. I can recall, ami
yet but dimly, his tall fnnn and his striking intellectual cnunieiuince. lie was a medical
]>hiln-,n|)her nf admiralile rcasniiing ])nwers and high allainnients. His treatise on the "Fevers
nf the I'liiteil States." first piihlislied in isl"^, shiAild be in the library of every medical scholar,
fnr it entitles him to a place aiiKiiig tlin>e great wnrkers who were engaged in differentiating
frnin each nther the varinus fnnns nf febrile disease, a ])lace with Louis, of Paris, and Sir Wil-
liam Jenner, nf l.nndmi. and (lerhard, nf Philadel|>liia. and James Jackson, Jr., of Boston.

I'rofessnr Martlett's ]ihiln>nphical works art alsn nf great value, his ■'Philosophy of Medi-
c;il SciiMuw"' )iulilisluMl in is I I, ;tiiil his "In(|uiry Intn tin- Degree nf (,'ertainty in Medicine," in
ISIS. ^ :

It was said by Dr. ( )liver Wendell 1 Inlines that liartlett's ".Medical I'hikisophy" is as re-
markable fnr elegance of style as for liberal and genial spirit and philoso]ihic breadth of view.
' )iie ])assage 1 can recall as having impressed itself n]>nn my youthful memory and imagination
IniiL; \ears ago. The author is drawing a contrast between the various forms of charlatanry,
which from time In time seek to rival medical science < n the one hand, and legitimate, scien-
tific medicine nii the nther. He likens them res])ectively tn twn kinds of illumination; in the
one there is a nnise. a rush, a burst iiit(^ a myriad of coruscations which are soon extinguished,
leaving behind them an obscuring clnnd of smoke, which jiarts and is scattered, and these are his
words: "Courage, my friends, look up and there looking down upon us with their dear old smile
of afifectionate recognition, undimmed in their brightness and unchanged in tlieir loveliness.
the ever-watchfid stars." Tlieir light rejiresents scientific medicine.

Ill ISli; Professor P.artlett. in failing health, resigned his chair and was succeeded in it by
Dr. William Power, a native of this city, who hatl taken his degree of .\.V>. at Vale in 18:?2. and
nf M.D. at this school in '[H'^■>. and he was thus the first .Mumnus of the scliool to occupy the
chair of Practice in it. After his graduation here, he jjiirsued his medical studies in Paris, un-
der that brilliant cnrps i<i teachers, consisting of i.onis, .\ndrae, (irisoUe, P.arth, and the great

patliologist, Cruveilhier. Of these, some had passed away when I was myself studying in Paris,
twenty-five years later; but Grisolle and Barth, then old men, were still giving valuable and ef-
fective instruction, and Cruveilhier, having retired from his chair, could be seen, setting an ex-
ami)]e of devotion, t)n his way every morning to the services of his church.

Wlien Dr. Power returned to LJaltimore in 1S40 lie was known as a proficient in ausculta-
tory diagnosis in which he had been well trained by Louis, and he was among the first to practice
and teacli that art and science here.

The story is told that once when a resident of Baltimore, suiifering from some trouble of the
chest, went to Paris to consult Lewis, he was asked by that eminent physician from what part
of America he came, and when he answered "from Baltimore," "Why, then," said Louis, "do
you come all the way to Paris to consult me whea you have William Power in Baltimore?" Such
was the impression which the pupil had made upon the teacher. I have a clear recollection of
Professor Power, although his connection with this LTniversity ceased before I began the study
of me(licine. I can recall his intellectual face, "sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,"
and with that malady, judmonary tuberculosis, to which he fell a victim when still comparatively
young in his professional life, for he was only in his thirty-ninth year when he died. It is
worthy of note that one who was so active in promoting- the study and practice of ausculation,
should have died of the same disease and nearly at the same age as Laennec, the great medical
])hil(isopher and discoverer, as he might be called, of auscultatory diagnosis. As a teacher,
Professor Power was a strenuous and faithful worker, admired and honored by his students,
and when laboring imder the distressing conditions of his malady, constant dyspnoea and recur-
ring hemorrhages, he still continued to meet his classes and to impart instruction until in 1852 he
was compelled to abandon the unequal contest and to resign his chair : his death occurring on the
l.'ith nf August in that year.

.\nd here let me depart for a moment from the chronological urder t<i ])ay a brief tribute to
nnc wlio was allied by affinity to I'rofes.sor Power, and was taught by him: I refer to that most
accomplished physician and most admirable man, Charles Frick, who, though he never occupied
the chair of Practice in this school, was engaged in clinical teaching here and would certainly
liave succeeded to the chair had his life been prolonged. For he was skillful and instructive as
a clinician, and if I may modify a classic phrase, "omnium consensu capax docendi." He was
my friend as well as my teacher and to this day, though nearly forty-seven years have passed
since his death, the lessons of professional learning which I derived from him recur to my mind.
The way in which Professor Frick's life ended from devotion to a suiifering fellow creature in
the lowest walk in life is well known to many here, and it illustrates those words which were
uttered by the divinest lips, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life
for his friends."

When the chair of Practice became vacant in 1S.12, by the death of Professor Power, one
was appointed to the place in regard to whom it is not for me to ofifer any words or any thoughts
of my own. But how can I omit entirely from the category which I have been surveying one
who gave the best years of his life and the richest stores of his learning and experience to the
service and welfare of this school, and who, as my most faithful guide and as my wisest coun-
selor was by me honored and beloved? For many years there had been a close and cor-

dial friciidsliii) aiul affection between liiin to wlioin 1 refer and Professor Xatlian Ryno Sniitli,
that prince among tlie surgeons of his day, who liad known many men in many places and of
various attainments and characters. When this friendship was sundered by death, Professor
Smith said to me. "Among all whom 1 have known in my whole life, 1 have never known a wiser
or a better man than your father." I add no words of my own, but 1 trust tliat I do not violate
(jroper feeling in presenting a >entimeiU which was uttered by him of whom I write befure an
assemblage in which there were many members of the medical profession:

"There are other paths which lead more certainly to distinctions, honors and affluence than
dnes medicine. There are other professions wliich may be more exempt from cares and dis-
a])i)ointments. Put where shall we find a pursuit more favorable than ours to the develo|)ment
and imjirovement of the best faculties of our intellectual and moral nature? Where shall we find
an occupation for the few and fleeting years of life more conducive to ])rogress in wisdom anil
virtue? To grow old engaged in the acquisition cjf knowledge was the wish of the wisest of the
ancients. The sentiment is ])urified and elevated by referring it to a just and adeipiate motive.
To grow old in the study of science for the purpose of doing good to mankind is a desire
worthy, not only of the wisest, but of the best and lK)liest of men."

\e.\t in succession to the chair came one in 1M()4 who was well kiK)wn to the |)rofession.
and known only to be honored and esteemed. I refer, as you know, to Professor Richard Mc-
Sherry. who brought to the duties of his post an excellent training of mind and the fruits of large
op])ortunities for observation in civil and military practice, for he had held the position f)f surgeon
in both branches of the public service, llis lectures were accurate in thought, scholarly in theii'
structure and always fraught with valuable lessons which were deeply impressed u])on his
students.

.■\t his dcatii in IS.s."). mie was called ti> his |)lace whu can say only tiiis, that none can bi-
more conscious than he is himself of the imperfections and deficiences in tile way in which the
duties of that ])lace have been performed, but as the time <lraws near at which the chair will
again become vacant, a time which cannot be long deferred, he asks that he may be allowed to
plead simply this, that he has striven to do his duty.

c/Jlrna cMater « > ,

Hail! Daughter of a luindrecl years,

Dear, grand old University :
Tliou who dost proudly stand arrayed
In all the progress thou hast made

;\down the century.
Thy sons are here from far and near

To drink a health to thee.

O Maryland, my Maryland !

Mother of men whom men call greal,
Behold, thou hast, with mother's art
Love-memories left in the heart

Of each, thy graduate.
That half a life of selfish strife

Cannot obliterate.

Fling to the starry vault above

The measure of our loyal cry.
Thou art immortal. In thy halls
The Spirit of the Future calls

In deathless prophecy.
Thy rivals pass as withered grass.

Thou only shalt not die.

Not in thy lot on Lombard Street,

Not in the town of Baltimore.
Not in the State that gave thee rise,
But in the vast domain that lies

Far-stretched from shore to shore.
Thine ancient name, thy priceless fame.

Are treasured ever more!

Au.sTiN jENKiN.s Lilly.

Future Plans.

I'.^ I'Kdi'. Rwiiiii.ni \\i Nsi.nw .

Ill.W I'", hci'ii aski'il In make ^i<un_- >tat(.'iiK'iU in ri.\L;anl In llu- imi)rii\ciiK-ms tluil arc liki-ly l"
be undertaken in tlic near future at tlie University. W'liilst ])n)i,rn()sticati<)n of future event-
is exceedint;!}- uncertain. Mime tliin.ijs have been accomplished within the past t\vel\'
months, and certain others, of a se(piential character, are in contemplation. First of all. the
Les,^islature at its last session ap])roi)riate(l $(iip.(i()(i fnr the |)ur])ose of buildiu'^ an addition to
the University Ilosi)ital. 'Phi-- is not a sufficient >un). ami a^ yet nnly $;!m.(MI(I has been ])aid
over to us. but the other S:!ii.i"iii will be paid ^nWK' time tin- year. It i> hoped to add a winj^ to
the west end of the 1 lo-pital. which will Imu-e ilu- I.yiu--in-l \-])ariment. now situated on tlie
ojjposite side of the -treel. a- well a- additional ])rivale moms and wards for other cases, a new
heatiui.;- plant and addilonal dormitories for the lun-ses. It is estimated thai these improvements
will cost over Slno.ooi).

."Secondly, the I'ac'ilty of I'liysic ]iurchased last sumuier four dwellin.ijs on Cirecnc street at
the northwest corner of l.nmlianl sireel. at a cosi of S-.M.imiii, It is projosed to tear down these
houses and to erect a hands, nne dormitory with all modern convenier.ces. where students can
obtain comfortable rooms at a moderate expense. This buildintif will also cost about $l("),(l(i(i

Thirdly, the chnrch and parsonaije ])ro])erty at the southeast corner of (ireene and Lorn
bard streets, which was purchased several years ago, but was not accepted on account of a defeci
in the title, has had its title made valid by the Court of Aiqieals and has jjassed into tlie ])osses-
sion of the l\e,i.;ents. It is not yet determined what u-e the church is to be put to: proiiably the
^■. M. C. .\. will be housed there and the Library of the .Medical School, whilst the main audi-
torium may be kejjt for a lecture and examination hall.

The i)arsona,i,a- is to be used, for a while at least, as an annex to tiie nurses' di)rniilory.

These are the only l)uildin>r o])erations that are under consideration at present, and the re-
sources of the institution will be taxed very severely to brint; them to a successful completion.

In an educational way. the affiliation with St. John's C"olKi..;e. at .Xmiajiolis. has been effected,
and the authorities of the different departments are enija-ed with plans to brin^; the courses ot
instruction into harmonious relations with each other.

The demand of the times is for better prelim inars Iraitiini; of those wh.i desire to enter thv
nieilical |irofession. and it is hojied that the union with St. Johu's will promote this object.

Synopsis of Ceremonies Commemorating The 100th Anniversary of the
University of Maryland

TIIIRSIJ^VY, MA.Y :SO

1 1 :00 A. M. Reception of Representatives from
otfier Universities, invited guests, visi-
ting Alumni and Candidates for
regular degrees.

University Campus : Lombard
and Greene streets.

12:00 M. Luncfieon — Nurses' Parlor, Univer-
sity Hospital.

Afternoon. Inspection of Buildings, Hospital

and Laboratories.

Evening. Class Dinners, Reunions, Collations.

riillJAV, MA.V .-{1

10:00 A.M. Academic Ceremonies. The
Lyric.

Addiess by Professor Francis Lan-
dey Patton, D. D., LL. D., etc..
President of the Theological Seminary
of, and Ex-President of Princeton
University.

Address by Professor G. Stanley
Hall, M. A., Phil. D., LL. D., etc.,
President Clark University.
Conferring of Regular Degrees.

(<?) Academic

(/>} Medicine

(i) Law

((/) Dentistry

( (' ) Pharmacy
Conferring of Honorary Degrees.

The Regents, Faculties, Invited
Guests, Alumni, Candidates for regular
Degrees will assemble in the smaller hall
of the Lyric, facing Mt. Royal Ave.,
second floor.

The Undergraduates will assemble
as follows:

Medical and Dental — in the wait-
ing room to the right of the lobby.

Law, Pharmacy and Academic —

in the waihng room to the left of the

lobby of the ground floor.

Academic Costume for all Participants.

7:00 P. M. Academic Banquet. The Lyric

SxVTUliI>xVV. .U>K 1

Reception and Concert on the Campus of
St. John's College, Annapolis, (the Academic
Department of the University of Maryland.)

The Steamer Latrobe will leave Baltimore
I 2 M. Luncheon on board during the trip.

8:00 P. M. Sludents' evening at Electric Park,
Belvedere near Park Heights Avenue.

SUNOAY, JU>'K li

Mount Vernon M. E. Church

Mount Vernon Place
Eleven A. M.

Baccalaureate Sermon

RT. REV. LUTHER B. WILSON. M. D., D. D.

(Alumnus School of Medicine, University
.f Maryland. 1877)
The Regents, Faculties and invited Guests,
Alumni, including the graduates of May 3 1 st, as
well as the undergraduates of all departments,
will assemble in the Lecture Room of the Mount
Vernon M. E. Church, at 1 0:30 A. M.
Academic Costume.

COMMITTEE «)E KEtiK.XTS

John C. Hemmeler, M. D., Phil. D., LL. D., Chainnan
W. Calvin Chestnul, LL. B. Edgar H. Cans, LL. B.

John P. Poe, LL. D, R, Dorsey Coale, Ph. D.

Chas. W. Mitchell, M. A., M. D.

David R. M. Culbreth, Ph. D., M. D.

CTIAIKMEN OE t'O.MMITTEES

Honorary Degrees . John P. Poe. LL. D.

Endowment . John C. Hemmeter, M.D., Phil.D., LL D.
Finance . ... Thos. A. Ashby, M. D.

Music . . . B. Merrill Hopkinson, M. D.

Programs, Printing, Invit.itions, Etc., J. L. V. Murphy, LL.B.
Press and Publication Oregon M. Dennis, LL.B.

Reception T. O. Heathole. M.D., D.D.S.

Banquet ... G. Lane Tanneyhill. M.D.

Orators . . . W. Calvin Chestnul. LL.B.

Academic Costume . Thomas Fell. A.M., Ph.D.. LL.D.
Hospitality . Nathan Winslow, B.A.. M.D.

Ladi;s' Reception and Entertainment . Mrs. Samuel C. Chew

Prologue.

Oh! pra_v, Dear Reader, do not look
For aiiylit but nonsense in this book;
l'])on its leaves you"' I surely find
The lightness of a student's mind:
lUit always work, and never i)lay.
Makes Jack so very didl, they say, —
A little fun is no dis,i;race,
•Makes dimples in your pretty face;
llesides, a laufjh will make you fat,
( "Tis well to always think of that I,
So healtli and strength and good old age.
We wish the reader of this page;
A happy life w'ith sunshine blest.
We wish the reader of the rest :
And these two wishes bear the mark
()f coming straightway from the heart:
Which one you choose we leave to you.
We'd rather have you take the two.

1!. F. B.. '07.

MiasA/eTTit dLOoM^ ciJ^ HEAVY HflNf 'OPJOOV'

HOSPITAL BOWLIMG TEAM.

Editorial Board- 1 907.

T. H. Legg, y\.B.. CiiAiaiis h. Prince, Jr., S. H. Aulkr, A.B.

.\SSOCIATK, 1{DIT0RS.

R. CoNTEE Rose. VV. C. Lvon,

A. J. Lilly, W. H. Lyons,

BERN.\Rn Beiir.man, W. H. Kratz,

R. F. Simmons, J. T. Taylor.

A. G. PlIIFER.

nusiNEss manager.
J. William Harrowur.

l)k. I. !■;. ATKINSON.

The death of Isaac Edmondson Atkinson. AI.D., at his residence, in Balti-
more, on November 24, 190G, from pneumonia, removes from this community
one who held the highest rank in the medical profession of Maryland and a most
distinguished position among the Alumni of this University.

He was born in Baltimore on January 23, 1846, of ancestry who came from
the Eastern Shore, and he held the tenets of the Society of Friends. He was
educated at the School of Arts and Science of this University and obtained his
medical degree from the same source in 18Go, when he was only twenty years
of age.

He served his early apprenticeship in the General and Special Dispensaries,
and for some years devoted himself with enthusiasm to diseases of the skin.
He was recognized as a national authority upon this subject, and in 1887 was
elected President of the American Dermato logical Association. He held many
other offices of honor, among which were the Presidency of the Clinical Society
and of the Medical and Chirurgical Faculty, Consulting Physician of the Johns
Hopkins Hospital and various chairs in this University, viz: Dermatology,
187y-'81; Pathology, 1881-'86 ; Materia Medica, 188G-1900. He also held the
Deanship of the Faculty of Physic from 1890-'93. He contributed largely to the
development of the Library of the Medical and Chirurgical Faculty, and was a
member for many years of the State Lunacy Commission. In 1883, during the
smallpox epidemic, he was chosen to superintend the movement for its sup-
pression. He contributed many articles to medical journals and was one of the
authors of Pepper's System of Medicine.

Dr. Atkinson was one of the leading consukants of Baltimore. He was
well equipped for professional duty, his knowledge being exact and thoroughly
up-to-date. He possessed a quick appreciation and a strongly judicial mind,
great self-possession, a cheerful serenity of temperament, and a gentle and
attractive mapner. These qualities secured for him the confidence and affection
of a large circle of friends. He was one of our most expert diagnosticians, and
used the resources of the Materia Medica with skill and confidence.

The solicitude shown regarding him during his last illness was universal,
and a multitude attended his funeral services from Emmanuel P. E. Church.

•■}Ie is not dead, but rests, to live,
As long as loving memory can
Keep green a name that strove to give
Its best alike to God and inan."

E. F. C.

Board of Regents of the University of Maryland.

Bernard Cartick. LL.D., Provost.

Samuel C. Chew, AI.D.,
Hon. John P. PoE,
F. J. S. GoRGAS, M.D., D.D.S.,
Jas. H. Harris, M.D., D.D.S.,
R. Dorsey Coale, Ph.D.,
Richard M. Venable, Esq.,
Randolph Winslow, M.D.,
Thomas A. Ashey, M.D.,
Edgar H. Gans, Esq.,
Wm. T. Brantly, Esq.,

Hon. Henry D. Harlan,

L. E. Neale, iM.D.',

Charles W. Mitchell, M.D.,

J. Holmes Smith, M.D.,

D. M. R. Culbreth, M.D.,

John C. Hemmeter, M.D., Ph.D.

Charles Caspari, Jr., Phar.D.,

Daniel Base, Ph.D.,

Henry P. Hynson, Ph.G.,

Hon. Henry Stockbridge.

LL.D.

l-ACl'I.TV OF IMIVSIC

Faculty of Physic.

1 Samuel C. Ciikw, M.D., Professor of Princi])les and Practice of Medicine and Clinical

Medicine.

William T. IIovvaro, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Diseases of Women and Children and
Clinical Medicine.

2 R. DoRSEv Co.\Lr:, Ph.D., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology.

3 Randolph Winslow, M.D.. Professor of Surgery.

4 L. E. Neale, M.D., Professor of Obstetrics.

■J Ch.\s. W. Mitchell. M.D., Professor of Diseases of Children, Therapeutics and Clinical
Medicine.

G Tiios. A. Asiiin', Al.D., Professor of Diseases of Women.

7 J. Holmes S.mith, M.D., Professor of Anatomy and Clinical Surgery.

<S John C. 1 Iem.mi-ter. M.I).. I'h.D., LE.D., Professor of Physiology and Clinical Medicine.

ADjr.NCT I'ACri.TV oi riivsic

Faculty of Physic— Continued.

!) Jos. L. HiRSii, M.D., Professor of Pathology and P-acteriology and \'isitiiig Pathologist to
the University Plospital.

10 IIiRAM Woods, M.D., Professor of Eye and Ear Diseases.

11 John S. Fulton, M.D., Professor of State Medicine.

13 D.vNiEL Base, Ph.D., Professor of Analytical Chemistiy.

Di EuGENK F. CoRDELi,, M.D., Honorary Professor of the History of Medicine, and Librarian.

14 J. Mason Hundlky, M.D., Clinical T'rofesor of Diseases of Women.

1.5 Thomas C. Gilchrist, M.R.C.S., Clinical Professor of Dermatology.

1 (! Joseph T. Smith, M.D., Associate Professor of Medical Jurisprudence and Hygiene and
Clinical Medicine.

17 Frank Martin, M.D., Clinical Professor of Surgery.

15 St. Clair Spruill, M.D., Clinical Professor of Surgery.

1!) R. Tunstall Taylor, M.D., Clinical Professor of Orthopedic Surgery.

20 John R. Winslow, M.D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Throat and Nose.

21 J. M. Craighill, M.D., Clinical Professor of Medicine.

2'i Jos. E. GiCHNER, M.D., Clinical Professor of Medicine, and Lecturer in Materia Medica.

23 A. D. Atkinson, ALD., Clinical Professor of Medicine.

24 S. B. Bond, M.D., Clinical Professor of Genito-Urinary Diseases.

25 L. M. Allen, M.D., Associate Professor of Obstetrics.

2G John G. Jay, ]\LD., Associate Professor of Clinical Surgery.

27 Harry Adler, M.D., Associate Professor of Diseases of the Stomach and Director of the
Clinical Laboratory.

ADH NCT lALl 1,1'V 111 I'llVSIC.

Adjunct Faculty of Physic— Conlinued.

28 Charles W. JMcElfrESH, M.D., Associate Professor of Clinical Medicine.

20 Arthur M. Shipley. M.D., Associate Professor of Surgery.

oO Gordon Wilson, M.D., Associate Professor of Medicine.

31 J. W. HoLL.xND, M.D., Demonstrator of Anatomy and Lecturer on Clinical Surgery.

32 Irving J. SpU.xr, M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Neurology and Psychiatry.

33 W. L Messick. ALD., Lecturer on Clinical Medicine.

34 H. C. Hyde, ALD., Lecturer on Pathology and Bacteriology.

3.-) R. H. Johnston. M.D.. Lecturer of Diseases of Throat and Nose.

3G E. E. Gibbons, ALD.. Demonstrator of Ophthalmology.

37 \VILLI.^M Tarun, J\LD., Demonstrator of Ophthalmology.

38 C. C. CoNSER, ]\LD., Demonstrator of Physiology.

3!) Hf)\VARD Kaiin, AI.D., Demonstrator of Histology and Embryology.

4(1 W. IL AL\YHE\v, I\LD., Demonstrator of Histology and Embryology.

41 John A. Tompkins, Jr., ALD., In.structor in Minor Surgery and Bandaging.

42 Page Edmunds, ALD., Instructor in Genito-L'rinary Diseases.

43 CoMPTf)N RiELY, M.D.. Instructor in Surgery.

44 N.\than Winslow, M.D., Instructor in Surgery.
4.J J. D. Reeder, M.D., Instructor in O.steology.

4() H. W. Brent, M.D., Instructor in Gynecology.

ADjiNCT I'Acri/rv (II" riivsK'.

Adjunct Faculty of Physic — Continuea.

-17 M. J. Cromwkll. M.D., Instructor in Clinica! Surgery.

■JS S. Demarcd, M.D., Assistant in Pathology and r.acteriology.

49 G. C. LocKARD, M.D., Assistant in Pathology and Piacteriology.

50 W. \'. S. Levy, ALD., Assistant in Pathology and liacteriology.

51 R. C. Metzul, M.D., Assistant in Pathology and P.acteriology.

52 H. J. MaldEis. Assistant in Histology and Embryology.

53 G. S. i\I. KiEi-T'ER, API).. .Assistant in Histology and Embryology.

54 T. H. Can.n'on. 'W.D.. .\ssistant in Clinical Pathology.

55 John Houff, M.D.. Dispensary Physician.

56 O. P. Pexnixc. ALD.. .\ssistant Chief of Surgical Clinic.

57 A. 1!. Lexn.w, I\PD., Chief of Children's Clinic.

58 F. J. WiLKE.N'S, I\PD., Assistant Chief of Stomach and Medical Clinics.
50 J. R. Abercromhie. M.D.. Chief of Dermatolngical Clinic.

GO W. D. Scott, M.D.. Chief of Genito-Urinary Clinic.

01 IL C. Davis, ]\LD., Chief of Nose and Throat Clinic.

G3 J. H. Igleiiart, M.D.. Chief of Stomach Clinic

fi3 R. A. Warner, APD., Chief of Stomach Cliinic

64 Mr. a. D. Johnson, Secretary to the Dean and Superintendent of College Building

Till'; III iSI'IT \l. hT.M'l"

1 Arthur M. Shipley. M.D Medical Siipcriiiteiidcnt.

2 R. P. Ray. M.D Isslstaiit Resident Siirt^coii.

3 T. Holmes Smith, Ir., M.D -Issistant Resident Sunseon.

4 RoBiNETTE B. H.WES. M.D Assistant Resident Surgeon.

5 Chas. W. Roberts. M. D issistaiit Resident Surgeon.

fi W. \'. S. Levy. M.D , Resident Pathologist.

7 William W. Olive, M.D Issistant Resident Pliysieian.

8 Elijah W. White. AI.D Assistant Resident Physieiau.

9 FitzRanddlph Winslow. M.D.. .Assistant Resident Pliysieian.

10 Gains W. Billcps. A.B., M.D -Issistant Resident Pliysieian.

11 Robert L. Mitchell. M.D Assistant Resident Gynecologist.

12 Robert W. CRAWEoRn. A.B., 'M.D. .-Issistant Resident Gynecologist.

13 W. E. Tyson, M.D Assistant Resident Obsfefrieian.

U R. O. Dees, M.D Issistant Resident Ohstelrieiun.

15 Henry I>lank. M.D -Issistant Resident Ohstelriciaii.

IG Harry A. C.\nt\vell, M.D Assistant Resident Obstetrician.

Clinical Assistants— '06 -'07.

S. 11. Adi.ER Maryland

C). r. Arc.ahritk West Virnfinia

J. H. Batks Maryland

J. W. Bird Maryland

B. R. Benson ?.!aryland

M . J. Br( wn Maryland

F''. D. Carpenter ' Kansas

A. H. Carroll Maryland

J. S. Fox Soiitli Carolina

R. C. Franklin Georgia

\i. W. GliddEN Georgia

II. B. Mi,\TT Ncrtii Carolina

F. E. Jamison Maryland

j. C. Joyce Maryland

W. C. Lyon New York

J. C. Ki-A'iON Georgia

J. I. Ki;mli:r Connecticut

A. E. L.XNDERS Maryland

T. H. Legg Maryland

F. S. L^-NN Maryland

R. O. McCuTciiEON South Carolina

S. M cElri>y Florida

G. D. Moose North Carolina

E. S. PiCRKiNS Maryland

J. B. I'lGi'.oTT Virginia

1 1. Y. Rig [[TON Georgia

\V. ( ). Koop Pennsylvania

L. \'oGEL Alaryland

R. a. Warren Virginia

Dk. Griffin Georgia

* Adi.I'K —

\\l- Hilly txi^ls. a^ it wire-, in a stale of somnamljiilation,
Willi a iKisc ihal marks his I'acr a jvrfcct intern ),iL;ati()n :
r.iit ill liiiii \\c aiilici]iaU- scnic slight anu'li^ratii m
\\ lu-ii iipciii that hiiiiian mask is dune a imse amputation.

Anc, \i;kiti-; —

I le'll he a meilieal wonder

Within his little town ;
1 le'll do nothing;' hut hlumlcr,
Thi^ doc. ot' jjTcat renown.

]'..\Ti;s

Always <niiet,
Alway.s sliy.
Can't deny it,
l.i'-t he lie.

I'knsdn —

C'onntr\ Hen
I'ieks np liis |ieii.
'To w rite for iioiiL;h
When funds are low.

WrilUii 1)V A elassiiiale.

Bird—

The place for Bird is on the farm,

Where he can doctor the hen ;
Hut here lie causes much alarm,
When he tries to doctor men.

Brown —

I leart-breaker I'lrown
Is now in town.
The horses are here,
ITe'll stay, don't fear.

Carpentkr —

lie has marked himself "The tireat I am,'"

You can tell it on his face ;

Aloof he holds himself all day,

As we don't suit his t^'race.

Fox—

Our hardest student's name is Fox,
He locks himself up in his bo.x :
At night he sleeps in the upper bed.
Due t(i the vacuum in his head.

Fr.SN'KI IX —

A fine old chap is Benny,

He's the same to one and all.
Though he falls in love with many.

May his wife be very tall.

Glidden —

I am a little cherub, I am my mother's joy.

But one thing that 1 hate to be is a nurse's toy;

I never speak or look at them, for that would be quite wron^

And when 1 see them coming for an airship I do long.

Hi ATT —

Next on the list is Old Man Hiatt,
When he sees anything he wants to buy — it ;
It doesn't matter if he hasn't a sou.
He's very obliging, he'll borrow from you.

Jamison — • *

Louis says that he is crazy,
I'ij^ijott only says lie's lazy;
Still at ])oker he can ])lay,
From iii^-ht till morn, then all <lav.

JovcK —

Every week he lakes a tri])
Down to old Annapolis:
Ke'd surely die if he \v(ndd Inuk
At a page of a na-dical Imnk.

Kkaton —

lie runs around this town.

And s])orts and Jilays all day.
lie docs tliini^s u]) (|iiile hr^wn.

This assistant nf 1 )r. jay.

Ki;.\ii.i:k —

I'leasc note who I ain't,

.And renieniher it. too,
I'm not (piite ;i saint.

r.nt I'm iielter than )ou.

La.ndkrs —

Ah ! here's the irrigating stand,
i lis height is (|uite immense ;

II is form and ^iKmlders are so grand ( ?)
r.nt Iii> mind, .-ill me ! sn den>e.
» I.K.-.C—

Direct from old "K. 1." our oteemed friend 'Idnimy came.

His object was to graduate, and to seek fur fame :

This man was most worthy and wise, we all do agree.

I'or his task is :dmo>t ended and the title's his with .glee.

r.nt lieing eiulowcd with such hrilli.ine\ ;md. too. a marked ;imhition,

t'onld not Ik- eijutcnt without editorial f;ime in addition.

I ,Y N N —

I,ynn is one of our hahies.

I le studies very hard :
I le's a killer with the ladies ?

So the\ lietter he on their guard.

•W'lilt 11 liv a dassiiiatf .

Lyon —

Now we come to W. C. Lyon,

Thinks every nurse is quite divine.

He never looks into his books,

But gets struck on all girls blest with looks.

McCuTCHEN —

He's lucky "all right.

As "all" the boys say,
He plays "all" night,

And studies ( ?) "all" day.

McElroy —

His physique is grand, he is so tall.

When he's dressed in his Sunday best.
But he's bones and bones, and that is all.

When he stands around unbles't.

J I DOSE —

I am a chemist of great renown.
Have worked for most everybody in town ;
I'm going down South, when I get through.
Just watcli the great things I will do.

PERKI.N'S —

Perkins is a gay old bird.

You ought to hear Jiim revel !
He plays off his part quite superb.

But at heart he is a devil.

PiGGOTT —

He loves to watch the races.
And flirt with pretty faces,
But when he's caught at the trick.
He's out of it d slick.

RiGHTON —

He's always right, and never wrong
When he does anything at all ;

But he'll change the tune of his song
When he's out of his supply of gall.

Roop-

I am Roci]),
( )f a tn.ii|).

Wild \ww hurii in Soutlicrn Rii>>ia:
I'm what's K'l'l, <if i1k- .L;niii|i.
\\ lio iK'viT ilid anyiim- a ,^i ml turn.
It's i\-ally usck'ss for mc In k-arn,

liccaiise 1 know it all :
In me you sec a ])arasitr,
I'm R(iii|). ain't that e-nuuj^h ?

\'(ir,i:i. —

lie's the man what runs a ilriiL; store,
lie's well \erseil in medical law.
I lis knowledge nf lliera])entics is alicmnd
I '.lit his answers in quizzes often astoum

Warrkn —

Warren was a little sheep,

From old \'irginia's S])rings,
One nitjlit he .t;i)t half-lK)tir's sleep

And then started seeini^ thing's.

'Sotni will •i\ii

i^ir cl)ai6ts §

SHORTY'S TKAM.

"THE HOUSE MEN."

■'Fdrtuiif kiKicks lint oiicc. yv\ <ili! tlio X:\U\
'I'liat when il UiKirlcs. it UiKu-ks t<io late."

BY THE FATES it was never decreed we shuald write tiie House history. In the perusal ot
our arduous task we humbly admit a misplaced confiilence, \et not wishing to fill the
crowded ranks of those who are willing only to eke out their miserable existence by sapping
ihe life and substance of others whiie givuig nothing in return — we, imbued with the spirit of the
widow of old, contribute our mite !

From our earliest connection with the Old L'niversity we yearned for our advent into the house
as a boy his Xmas morn. And when about June the first we learned that the dignity of House Men
was thrust upon us we were both pleased and chagrined — chagrined at our utter incompetence ;
but this was temporary, as we soon learned we knew nothing and were expected to know less. For
about tine week we were placed in a very unstable eciuilibrium. obeying implicitly the numerous
wishes of our new residents, many of whom ever warned us of our attitude to the nurses.

And it came to pass in the year of (Jur Lord nineteen hundred and six and the sixth month
and the tenth day of the month, that there were gathered around the hospital men from all lands.
And upon this same month and the same day of the month, about the going down of the sun,
according to the decree of the Most High, all were assembled together to hear the expounding of
the law. And Dr. Shipley arose and taught them, saying: "Blessed is the man that walketh
not into the hospital by way of the front steps, nor talketh to the nurses, nor goeth out with the
nurses, nor loiters in the halls. But his delight is in the work of the hospital and in its welfare
doth he meditate day and night." Then with the com])lacency and dignity which so pervades the
man he tenderly withdrew from his pockets some daintly arranged slips and informed us we should
now draw for our rooms. With listless impatience did we examine the outcome of our lot, and
were sore dismayed when he explained this was a sjxcial code of his own and he knew each and
every chance, thus obviating dilemmas of previous years ; for many were our schemes concocted
for desirable rooms. After he had thus sjxjken he broke bread with us and we departed, each to
examine the four bare, whitewashed walls, our alx)de for the next twelve months.

Things for awhile progressed nicely, even though .some did insist on putting on lajjaratomy
stockings in "D.," wiping their faces with sterile gloved hands when on operations, yet it was no
worse than one of our austere residents cooling his sterile instruments under the water tap. So
why be disheartened ?

Among our number was one tender youth of city-born air reared in that mighty municipality.
S\Imar, Md. Rubber heels were to him a gift sent by the gods, for with noiseless tread could
he sliower his amorous smiles upon those entrancing beauties fashioned from the twelfth rib of
man. Daily did he win fresh laurels. Soon begun to oscillate between the operating rooms and
the linen room ; in fact, one might have supposed he was custodian of the water cooler. Like a
tactful general not one egress of escape did he aTlow. So one evening when the heavens above
and the earth beneath were enrobed in their greatest splendor he suggested to this "Aeri" creature
a quiet evening together would be a ])leasure. .^ very formal gathering was agreed upon. Beau

liriuninel rcturnecl lionie early. Then and llierc. f^oiille reader, developments ceased, and I sup-
pose it will ever remain a mystery.

In the sainted history of the past a house warniinj.;- lia^ ever heen considered a sine qua non.
.\nd not wishing to relegate ancient customs, such an event took place one evening early in July.
The spacious arena situated between the Lithuanian sweat-shop and the student building, ex
tending backward as far as Franklin's dead hous°, was brilliantiy illuminated by Japanese lantern-.
I'lom ininierous kegs floweil foaming Budweiser and Anhcuser-Bush. Those whose youthful
tastes had not yet succumbed to the seductions of cruel Bacchus satiated their thirst by copiou.
draughts of sarsaparilla and sweetened water ; but I regret to .say that class were few, such being
drunk principally by the residents. Sandwiches and such were in abundance, lively music by a
well-traineti orchestra, and thirty more jovial faces could not be found. Mid the mirth time sped
on, and, as always, time will tell. In some there was noted a loss of equilibrium ; others, half
dazed, seemed well content to spill their lager over themselves and their equally unfortunate
neighbors. Lcgg ventured a taste of the sparkling wine, Lynn talking loud and must be heard,
Joyce "pickled." At a late hour we had to disband : some to their rooms, many to folloiv the
dictates of an elastic conscience, — no operations posted for the next day.

Early in July, Bird, who had won great renown in medical circles, was hurrrie<lly >uinmoned
to attend a patient on East Lombard Street. On arrival noted ]«ticnt's face markedly swollen,
tension great, diffuse inflammatory redness with well-marked zigzag outline. After entering
fully into predisposition, constitutional symptoms and palpitation of the inflamed area, lie returned
a sadder but no wiser man. On his visit the following day a doctor from the Maternity was
called in as consulting physician. ( )n casual glance this sage pronounced it a typical case of
erysipelas. Now when Dr. Shipley heard of Bird's gross mi.stake. he was sore tried, for if one
thing he did think wc would recognize it was ihis disease. Of course, now Jake was a menace to
an\ well-regulated hospital, so accordingly got two weeks' honorable discharge — tlie first in our
history. But they say our Superintendent was very kind, as he told Bird if he must go out with
lost his pocketbook the following week on a hillof thcni, at which McCutchen became envious and
(he nurses for heaven's .sake keej) his hands off side far rLino\(.-d from city limits.

Being occujjied by the many cares of the Blue Drug Store, McElroy was a little late in en-
tering our midst. Accustomed to the Sunny South, he expected to find everything submissive to
his will. On arriving in "C>" one morning dressings were a little slow in forthcoming, at which
he remarked his displeasure. Then and there was a rupture of a friendship of no great magnitude,
Mac being a little slow at speech, was soon (jut;lassed. The lady's eyes flashed with rage, and
with emphatic voice exclaimed "Vou are no gentleman!" At this sudden outburst Mac beat a
hasty retreat to the laboratory ; mentally obtunded, asking jirivately of every one if they consid-
ered him a gentleman — the matter was never satisfactorily decided.

Kighton, familiarly known as "Ilalsted," early in the summer received an Urgent request to take
charge of a lucrative practice in Western Maryland for the hoi months His success was un-
paralleled. The Doctor's practice increased ten per cent, during his slir>rt stay, and it was like
leaving home to tear himself away from his patients. Why, now surgery and jiractice to him
are as a familiar song. Holt a mere reference boik. Uf course, he was a little impatient when
Dr. Mitchell spent sd nnicli time un the exantlicmattnis fevers and tersely expressed it by telling

liim he knew everything he had lectured upon. Soon after his return in the fall, on making the
rounds in the hospital (Dr. Shipley abroad), a pleasure party was decided upon. Legg, Frankhn,
Bowen, McElroy and Righton m,et in a secluded portion of the town and having a few minutes
beiore the more interesting members of the party arrived decided to get a cup of joy. For more
minute details see Legg. At the stroke of time six more happy faces were now added to the
company. To properly adjust matters, there being an extra lady, they decided to draw for their
lots on arrival at Bay Shore Park. In this raffle Mac drew a double, but being so enraptured by
his first chance, he seized this one and hurriedly the tall couple wended their way through the
crowd, returning in the late evening. Miss — a dislocated finger, McElroy bespattered, having
fallen in the mud.

"Shorty" Landers and "Lew" \'ogel, the real doctors of the house, "Shorty" finding surgery
more promising as practiced in South and East Baltimore, devoted his energies most solely to this
field. His knife and lotions could alleviate all ills. Fees for major operations minimimi, — always
collected in advance. Used unabsorbable suture material, which to remove would charge twice
first cost. If patient now objected to fee he would carefully explain to him how his symptoms
were very suggestive of pyo-salpingitis or telangectasis as a probable complication, at which the
patient would cry out in fright, "Oh, Doctor, you don't think I will get that?" Then the patient
placing a ten dollar bill in "Shorty's" hand, the Doctor would assure the frantic man he would
avert all dire consequences and already he was gaining a good color and pulse was of fine tone.
To set a fractured leg two dollars, to remove the cast when once on ten dollars. "Shorty" is a
good bluflf, but Dr. Hemmeter called it January 31. \^ogel, on the other hand, is medically in-
clined, owns a drug store, and is a brother of Walter, "what's studying pharmacy." Writes his
own R, sends them to his own store and Walter does the rest. "Lew" is very popular, has
a commanding and dignified air, so for this reason he was unanimously elected Sheriff of the
House ; as to how efficiently he has enforced the laws of .said office, see Roop. Vogel says he has
tried hard to civilize Adler, but acknowledges defeat. Can't get Sid out of bed before 9 A. M.;
thinks he stays in bed to fool his stomach out of a breakfast.

Herman and Joyce often furnished us with delightful music, but oh! these Sunday evenings
when we were homesick and wished for a good square meal and could not even sleep for those
plaintive notes ! How we did wish the strings were cut. Then those winter nights when we could
not sleep owing to cares and yet disturbed by hideous noises we could not blame Gross and
Jamison.

Daniels, Hiatt, Righton, L>'on and \'ogel, the clamorous society men of our tribe, have won
great distinction 'mid elite circles. Coming events casting their shadows before them, so they made
great preparations for Xmas festivities. Righton, to start things in the right direction, procured
a very dainty pair of dancing slippers — ladies" size. The others rapidly followed in his wake.
Lyon, unable to procure suitable size in town, of course had a pair made. Other articles of simi-
lar nature were in abeyance for the Nurses' Ball. Vogel gave us all to understand that when the
orchestra struck up "Waltz Me Around Again, Louie," a mad rush for his noble personage would

be made, but from this bevy of beauty he was going to select Miss R , and with stalwart arm

around her graceful waist, he and this angelic creature were going to lead the Cotillion to the con-
sternation of all. But Miss F., having an inkling of such a forecast, dispelled all vain illusions by

circiilatiiij; thf rcpnrt. Stiuk'iit^ luni est. Thus anotlicr foiul hopu bliglitcd. I'lit Lew, kiunving
no defeat, has a piaiu), guitar, mandoHti and vio'.in at his (.iwn home and tells us of many pleasant
evenings he and "our"' fair sex have s])ent.

Xou I'loljbv Warren, i)ne of our recent acquisitions, has come ra|)idly to the front. Uringan
I'". 1'. \ . (lis])ensarv laws are to him unknown. Coming in one eve when all peace-abiding citizens
should have long ere sought their downy couches , he. mt feeling inclined to climb a long flight of
winding stairs, sought the caressing arms of Morpheus in Gross" bed. Xow Gross, hearing of
I'.obhv's not treating his little trundle with jjropcr respect and considering such a usurpment at his
rights, immediately ajjplied for a .safer lock and key, and to ])rocure same had necessarily to nar-
rate details, thus ])lacing "Senator" in rather an embarrassing position.

.Mcose. our real turfman, is intensely interested in the Ponies. The Daily Tclcgraiii is to
him a Koran. With ficndi.sh delight does he vatch each maneuver of the Criste and .\ste stables
and to a financial nicety has he this intricate jjroiiiem .solved as exemplified by the fall meet — for
further references see I'iggott. .\lso this noble Tar is well rounded, for to wine, woiuan and
.song he sings his praises, and as a conse(|uence bends his knee to one of tho.se fair maidens, who
for six months wore the cdnvvntinnal blue with us. and after three months of cares 'mid the chil-
liren of Tavlor's H(:si)ital. tlu- nnl\- name sacred to her memory was that of "Mr. Moose."

Glidden, Perkins and Hates. Fox and Carpenter uphold our merit by hard study. For the con-
sumi)ti()n of so nuich electricity and heat our gracious Faculty have conceived the idea of raising
our rent. Man\- of us of the boys are a little leary : have surmised they are like some of our
predecessors, not letting their left hand know what their right hand doelh.

.■\rgabrite and lienson. Keaton ;ind I.\nn arc- reail\ and willing at all tlims to sound the first
horn. .Argie at the first of the year was one of the promoters of our social game, but owing to
dire consequences i four nines l(X)king bad in facing four jacks), gave u\) the niidniglit sport.
Keaton was loath to c|uit. but owing to a sudden breach of friendship .between him and our sick
Southerner. McF.Iroy. he was forlxide entering Room .\o. 1. Now can anyone guess what Dr.
Shipley meant when he asked "I'.enny I'.oy" if he was studying hard? Franklin is looking much
better since he left Lady Lewis': the jjoor boy was leading a strenuous life, but we notice n
marked atroi)hv of his right arm ; also they say the young lady's waist is no larger. Lynn is still
throwing l)ou(|Ucts at the nurses and with Latimer': finding waxy casts.

Kembler and Roo]) s]und much of their time administering to the ills of outside ])atients ;
but all of us can't look professional and only Kemhler can sjieak "."^lave.''

In the late January after the exciting scenes of a busy week the Mount \'crnon Brewery
wagon was seen to stoj) in front of our door; two immense kegs were then rolled out and jilaccd
in f)ur vestibule. .Ml were a tritle interested in itsmeaning. but no explanation was forthcoming.
Strange to sav. the contents reniain;.'d unmolested all Saturday night and Sunday. Some sur-
mised it was intended for the Lithuanians one drtor below. ( )thers. who are ever apt and quick
at sohitions of such imjiort, said that the Hospital Staff in a]i])reciation of our competent, careful.
I)ainstaking and impartial work had sent this as a token of their fellow feeling and gratitude.
A spigot was immediately procured and liquid refreshments served in due order.

For such an expression of good feeling we wish to extend to the Hospital Staff our sincere
thanks, and can only trust that the high intellectual attainments and moral suasion which so per-
meates the House Men this \e;ir ma\ be handed down to House Men in time immemorial.

'^he Dream of the Senior <^ed.

'Twas a licauliful thoroughfare, handsome and

wide.
With magnificent residences along citlier side-
Set l)acl< from the sidewalk some iucnty-live

feet.
Every porch, door, and window exquisitely

neat.

\ow Iialf way up that avenue grand.

The most beautiful home of them all did

stand ;
'Twas so stately a mansion of marble and

stone,
That, compared with all others, it stood out
alone.

'Twas as perfect a home as had ever been

seen
In the City of Somewhere or elsewhere, I

ween,
.And, best of all, it belonged to me.
Who l)uilt it at the age of thirty-three.

.\nd now 1 am forty and just in my prime.
I'm an M. D. for fair; you can see my sign
On Prosperity Street any day in the week.
Spring, summer, or autumn, or winter bleak.

1 know all about medicine ( see diploma from

college),
. Anything I don't know is not rightly termed

"knowledge."
.\fter playing four years on the "Varsity"

leven,
r graduated in medicine in tlie Class of

Xaught Seven.

University of Maryland! my dear .\lma

Mater,
Every day I was there I grew smarter and

smarter ;
1 learned about hygiene, prophylactics, and

dope.
How to make a man well, or cause him lo

croak.

1 ha\e patients galore; they come by the score;
Itvery hour of the day they knock at my door.
For my fame has gone forth from land's end
to land's end.

I ha\e patients who come in their automobiles,
That anyone liroken in health I can mend.

While some come afoot, with shoes down at

the heels ;
The rich and the poor alike seek my aid:
For the poor 1 work gratis; for the rich I'm

well paid.

.\ patient comes now — he is ringing the bell;
Me rings it so violently I'm sure he's not

well ;
He is kicking and stami)ing. and calling my

name ;
1 nnist ope the door quickl\- and see if he'--

sane.

I rush to the door to open it wide.
Intending to ask the patient inside,
.\s file handle 1 turn, a kick makes the door

quake :
\\"nh a' start 1 jump liackwaril. and hnd—

I'm awake !

What 1 .thought in m\ dream was my name

being called
I'.y the man at the door who kicked, hollered,

and bawled.
Was the voice of the "Prof" calling me to

recite ;
lUit 1 heard not his question, so couldn'i

answer right.

For. sad to relate, his query was asked
While 1 in the arms of Morpheus basked,
.\ncl he never repeats a question, you know.
So that when we don't know it we get a zero.

.Mas and alas, "things are not what they .seem."
.\wakc, as I think of it, I see 'twas a dream,
.\11 this glory of riches, and comforts, and ease,
-\nd patients galore, with enormous big fees.

So my dream of the future is knocked in the
head,

lUit I'll never gi\e up, but look forward in-
stead

To this dream coming true, and some day
\ou'll see

■My name on the list. Prof. M.D.

C. L. D.

SICNIOK LI, ASS Ul-1-ICKRS.

OFFICERS.

R. C. Franklin, 02K President

J. C. Kkaton Vice-President

H. V. Harbaugh Secretary

J. L. ValEntini, AOA Treasurer

G. D. Moose, A.B., Phar.D Prophet

A. W. O'M ALLEY Historian

E. S. Pi'RKiNS Artist

R. A. Warren / 'aledictorian

Louis Vocel Sergcaut-at-Aniis

S. II. Adler, A.B. AE

T. H. Legg, A.B., AKK, X2II. . .

Editors

EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.

G. D. Moose, A.B., Phar.D.,
J. B. PiGGOTT, N2N,

A. E. Landers. Cbaimiai
Sylvan McElroy,
R. C. I'()TT1':r. K*.

I". S. Lynn, 2K,

E. \\'. GLinuEN. Jr.. AKK,

■M

Life's Reward.

In life's tannkd wel)s aii- wincn

Oft the .spirit of ik-spair.
Hut this ciilchcs droius th:it worry

Of the toil of life and eare;
In the wheel of Fame and I'drtune,

Oft in its unvaried way.
Ciinus the Ciain-Law of true promise

I"or the sold that strives each day.

.Now it elianKes. Look! I'.eliold him 1

lie lias seen as in a dream.
< )nee the clovid which hangs hefore him.

\ow a ray of light to beam.
'I'ronMe o\er! Past the crisis—

And llie way is dear hefore.
lie has con(|nered. quelled the heartaches,

Cast the |;atient from death's door.

.\li1114lecl ill iIk-m' ihriads of promise,

Shines the "Star of i lope" supreme;
Countless blessings for the toiler.

Sorrows few. to him may seem :
h'nerKy denotes his standard,

'Pill his work on earth is done.
1 1 is reward in life is "Labor,"

Mis success in heaven is won.

In his pr.iyer, he lliaiil-s the h'alher

Who restoreth to the earth
( )iie possessed of all its sunshine.

One enjoying all his mirth
I lis rcw.-ird is scattered farther

Than the East is from the West;
I'.ul he iir.-iyeth to the Father

h'nr the power that he possessed.

This appeals to all u ho journey

Oil the hard and liealeu sod.
Whether pathways strewn with roses

Wait them as they daily trod.
Or if when their days are numbered

.And the torch of life is o'er.
They'll regret they sadly wasted

Talents then that are no more.

^'ears have marked his lender mercies

.\iid in ages he licth down;
Ciiveth up the task he longed for.

Left a name, but one renown.
Iloary hairs, his days are tnim1)ere(I ;

'Tis (he work of life complete.
And he lieth down in slumbers

To a rest of endless sleep.

In my fancy loi>ms ,1 incture.

Which skilled artists ne'er have made,
Xe'er have put upon the canvas,

Yet it rises in the shade.
Rich and beautiful, its colors.

In it harmony outline,
.And it stands in splendor p.iinled.

Neither change by l',ime or Time.

St;irs that min.nle in the heaven

Shine upon the unmarked grave;
lie sank down among his comrades.

lint his message was "to .save."
Daisies peep above the dew drops

111 the morning of his life.
And the birds that warble o'er him.

Sing a song of lo\e. not strife.

O'er the bed he's slowly bending.

On his f,ice a (|uestioned look;
Deep the furrows on his forehead.

Thinking in his heart a book;
Silently they slowly gather,

.As a face looks up to him.
Wondering what nuisl be the trouble,

(Jueslioning a thought within.

lie has reached the gol.leii portal.

.\n<l before the throne above
Kneels unto the Heavenly Father.

Who instilled into him love.
.\n iunnorlal crown of glory.

The reward which he hath won;
.\nd thou good and faithful servant

"l-jiler ill! thy work well done."

I. C. II

SENIOR CLASS ROLL.

AuLER, Sidney Herman, A B., *AE,

Johns Hopkins University.

Baltimore. Md.

'Tis the voice of a sluggard, I hear him complain.
When we wake him at 0, he must slumber again.

Age 25, Weight 14.-), Height .■..11. Clinical As-
sistant.

-\rg.\p.rite, Otho P.\ul, AQA,

Class President, 'd.Vdd

Aldcrson. W. \'a.

Square built, healthy, hearty and strong,
\\ ith the odor of a prairie about him.

Age 2o, Weight Kio, Height, o.U. Clinical .As-
sistant.

B.\RRV, J. H., AQA,

New York, X. V

Fat as a butter-ball,
'Xuf said — that's all.

Age 31), Weight, 178, Height, o.R'/..

C.\RROi.i., Ar.nERT H., K2, 0NE, Hampden, Md.

I am a Carroll.

Class President, 'l);)-'(i4.

Age 30, Weight 1S:1, Height r,.V). Clinical As-
sistant.

R ATI'S, JaMKS IIlCUltlCKT, *2K,

Baltimore, Md.

Bland as a Jesuit, sober as a liymn,
Humorous, and yet without an ounce of whim.

Age •■i'i. Weiylit 11"), Height •").'.». Clinical As-
sistant.

Bknson Jr., Benjamin R., AfiA, Cockeysville, Md.

Ah, why should life all labor be?

Age 22. Weight 1-J4, Height r.lo. Clinical .-Xs-
sistant.

PiiKt), Taciib W'heixkk, N5N.

West River, Md.

St. John's College.

W hat music surely can you find
As soft as voices which are kind?

Age 21. Weight 1 lo. Height :>.n. Clinical .As-
sistant.

r.DSTETTrCR, Howard Johnson, AQA,

Hagerstown, Md.

All that glitters is not gold ;
( iilded tombs do worms unfold.

Age 2.-,, Weight 155, Height 5.8.

BowEN, Ralph Guilds,

Parran, Md.

St. John's College.

In fact, for you I sound this solemn note —
Beware the dangers of a petticoat.

Age 22, Weight 155, Height 5.8. Clinical As-
sistant.

Drown, Marshall J., N5N, Sylmar, Md.

Love and naughtiness are always in their teens.

Age 24, Weight 155, Height 5.9. CHnical As-
sistant.

Brvicr, Howard Barton, AQA,

Newport, R. I.

I always mistrust those wall-eyed saints.
Age 25, Weight. 152. Height 5.G%.

Carmim:, Walter Mills, .'\. P.., Ridgely, Md.

Washington College.

He trudged along, unknowing what he sought,
And whistled as he went for want of thought.

Age 24, Weight, 155, Height n.G'A.

Di:an, Thomas Jicffersox, Stallings, N. C.

Against stupidity the gods themselves are

powerless.
Age 21, Weight 1C5, Height 5.10.

Delcher, H. Austin, AliA,

Time elaborately thrown away.
Age 21, Weight 158, Height 5.7>^.

Baltimore, Md.

l-'.i.AN. John JnsKr-ii. A. 1'..

W atcrhurv, Cimn.

\'illaiiii\ a.

Say uliat mui will.

I la\ c ynur mkct and p;u.

Age •.'•"), \\ci!,dit IS."), llciylU (i.

F.i.r.ix. F,i'C.i:ni:. XZX. Brunswick. Md

ICxerlasting sniik's his emptiness Ijetrays.
Aire 21. WeiijlU IS."., llci-lit -"-.11.

I''i.ii\\ i;rs. Ci.Ain I. 1'.. <1>AK.

IIanisl)Uig. Pa.

Xdt as w c wanted it,
I'liit as (".lid made it.

.\,<rc 2."). Wei.^lU 1. •'..■>. Ilei-ht .i.8>^.

l''o.\, J.\.Mi;s Siii;r.Ti).N, NiN,

llatcsburir. ?. C.

Never dejected wlien due man's n|)prcssed,
Xevcr elated while annther's lilest.

A-e T,. Wei.^ht T.
sistant.

ieii;lu •">.■">. Clinical .\s

1'r.\nki.i.\. l-trii s Cixii.. <l'iK. (-)Ni;, Slalcshoro Ca.

Class rresident, '(Hl-'ii;.

\uu may dei)cnd upnn it that he is a };iiod man

wliiisc intimate friends are all {^ood.
Aj,a' 2.">. Wei-ht 1 H*. llei,L;ht .">.(i'... Clinical As-
sistant.

('.lULiAMi, Sauvauur, <J>AE.

\'iegues, Porto Rico.

Institute Provinsial

1 letter a pure pearl than a damaged diamond.
Age 2\, Weight 121, Height 5.5.

(Ir.innKx, Ik., Khsox W'., .\KK,

Savannah, Ga.

Slow at mind.
Slow at learning.
Quick at wrath.
Quick at sarcasm.

.Age ■3;>, Weight 125, Height 5.8. Clinical .As-
sistant.

GoRDOx, W.\lti;r C., T'l'Z, Caledonia, N. Y,

Would that woman could but admire my beati-
fying grandeur.

.\ge 2!), Weight IHO, 1 k-ight 5.11 >/,.

Griffith. Ernest L., K*, 0NE,

Clifton Forge, \'a.

Young blood must have its course, lad, and
every dog his day.

Age 24, Weight 14(1, Height 5.8^4.

DK Guzmax, Josic J., San Juan, Porto Rico.

"Made in Porto Rico."

.Age 23, Weight 14S, Height 5.0.

I lARiiALCii, Harry \'ictor,

Oldtown, Md.

Baltimore, Md.

And nothing's so perverse in nature
As a profound opinionator.

Age 24, Weight 135, Height 5.6.

Hkisk, Fri:i)i;rick Hknrv Casper, aqa,

Baltimore City College.
Still water runs deep.
Age 23, Weight 135, Height 5.10.

IIi;rrm.\x, I'"kkderk"k IIkxrv, Baltimore, Md.

An ass may do more advantitious ill
Than twenty tigers.

Age 21, Weight 1T2, Height 5.10.

Clinton, N. C.

lllATT, H0l-?T().\ I'OVD, riKA,

.•Esop was great. That marvellous narrator
Made donkeys talk. ( Since then they never

cease.)
Age 22, Weight 150, Height 5.8. Clinical As-
sistant.

Ja.mison, Francis I'.iv.f.nt., AAA, Bryanlown, Md.

Four ladies look quite good to me.
Age 25, Weight 100, Height (;.2. Clinical As-
sistant.

Joyce, Joseph Conner, Arnold, Md.

If the curls were taken from my head
There'd be naught found but a lump of lead.

Age 21, Weight 132, Height 5.6. Clinical As-
sistant.

Keaton, John C.

I am sure care's an enemy to life.

Albany, Ga.

Age 22, Weight 16.5, Height 6. Clinical As-
sistant.

Kemler, Joseph I.,

Hartford, Conn.

A man with wit that can creep, and a pride
that licks the dust.

Age 23, Weight 125, Height 5.8. Clinical As-
sistant.

King. Oscar Wentworth, K*, "tAE, Wilmington, N. C.

I can not understand — I love.
Age 23, Weight 145. Height 5.8K'.

KuNSTLER, Max, New York, N. Y.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Age 29, Weight 125, Height 5.4.

.\m>i:ks, Akthi-k I'.knest.

\\ estport, Ireland.

()i come to tlies coiiiitrie from < ild l**.iin to g'li
a job on the force.

Age '^S. \\ei,i;lit Kill. I leiL;lu t;.,;. Clinical .\>-
sistant.

..\timi:k, Tiiom.\s E., 1!.S.. A.M..

St. lolm's Colk-Lre.

Baltimore, Md.

,\ man with senatorial air.

r.ut not one strand of hair to spare.

Age .i-', Weiyiit i:>-.\ lleigiit 5.10. Clinical As-
sistant.

I.iii'.c., Tiio.M.\s Hk.nrv. .\.r.., X^ill. .\KK. . Stevensville, Md.

Western Maryland College.

^'e Ciods I They call him an editor.

Age •.'<;. Weight UKI, Height .■).!•,' j. Clinical As-
sistant.

I.YNN. 1'"k.\m< Sud.i:, <l'iK, Baltimore, Md.

Baltimore City College.
Cireat i> his mother's joy
\\ lien -he --ees her hahy hoy.
Age '.':;, Weight l.in. Ileight .'i.S. Clinical As-
sistant.

I, VON. W. Cri.i'.KKT, <l>iK, «NF.. Xewburgh. X. V

.\ mighty hnnter and his prey is woman.

.\ge VS. Weight 14."), Ileight ."..H. Clinical As-
sistant.

MacCowkll, John Wilsox, R.S., M.A.. 5AE, NSN.McConnellsville. S. C.
DavidsDii Collej^e.

If voii jjraised him as charniiny, some asked

what }uu meant.
Hut tile charm of his presence was feh when he

went.
Ao-e -i:. Weio-ht Kn, lleioht .-..!».

AIcCuTCHEox, RoiuCKT Othkll". A.l'.., N5N, Dishupville, S. C

L'niversity of South Canjlina.
'"That good-looking man."'

Age 2r>. Weight 15(1, Height o.Kt. Clinical As-
sistant. .

AIcElrov, SvLV.\N. Orlando, Fla

They that stand high have many blasts to shake

them.
And if they fall, they dash themselves to pieces.

Age 2:!, Weight l")ii, Height ij.:'.. Clinical .As-
sistant.

^.IcG.ARRELL, John J., -\nA,

An idler is a watch that lacks both hands—
As useless if it goes as when it stands.

Age 28, Weight 1.5<l, Height 5.8.

Wheeling, W. \'a.

AI.\SS.\NICTT. C.\RI.OS L.,

Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live,
And by her ways reform thy own.

Age 22, Weight 121, Height 5.4.

New York, X. V

MfiosK. Gi-RLi-v D.. A.M.. I'har.D..

North Carolina College.

Mt. Pleasant, X. C.

A pleasinsj form, a firm yet cautious mind —
Serene, tho" i)ru(lcnt ; constant, yet resigned.

Age 23, Weight 152, Height 5.9>S.

XoKKis. Lkstkk Di.m.mutt,

P.altimore, Md.

Nothing attempted.
Nothing done.

Age 22, Weight Hit, Height 5.0.

()'M.\LLKv, A.NDUKW W., -I'l'S, Wilkes-Barre, Pa.

His friends he loves — his fellest earthly foe
Work — I helieve he does not feign to hate.

Age 24, Weight 112, Height 5.7.

i'UKKi.NS, Huc.\u SiiiKi.Kv. Pjaltimore, Md

Of manners gentle, of affections mild.
In wit a hoy — simplicity a child.

Age .34, Weight 183. Height 5.11>4. Clinical As-
sistant.

I'liii.i.irs. Tiio.MAS Ilow.M,

The pcrtesl little ape

That ever affronted human shape.

Age 30, Weight IT.-.. Height 5.<t.

Bethel, Del.

PiCGOTT, John Burr. A0, NSN,

Purcellsville, \'a.

But oh ! I fear thy little fancy roves
On little females and on little loves.

Age 27, Weight 180, Height 5.11. Clinical As-
sistant.

Potter, Rov Clifford, k*,

Guilford, Conn.

Some people are like extremely handsome bound

books.
To handle or read them spoils their looks.

Age 26, Weight 143, Height 5.9.

Plummer, Alson Linus.w,

"Ain't I hell?"
Age 24, Weight 125, Height 5.6^.

Radda. Jaroslav, $AE,

Hannisville, N. C.

New York, N. Y

Fe, Fo, Fi, Funi,

I smell the blood of a Bohemian.

Age 34, Weight 140, Height 5.6.

RiGHTON, Harry Young, -I-SK, 0NE, IIT.\,

Class President '()4-'l)5.

Savannah, Ga.

My baldness ne'er from brightness came,
But to the girls I lay the blame.

Age 25, Weight 145, Height 5.6 ■<. Clinical As-
sistant.

K..ui>. Wii.i.iAM o.. A.r...

1 larrisbursj, Pa.

I,chaiiipn \ allc\ Ci)llctrc'.

A-v -.'S. \\\-i-lit 11(1, llci.^Iit r,x,. riiiiical As-
-'i-~tant I •") Ill()lltlt^ ).

Si,iiai;i'i;r, 'rm-ionoKi-: A.. I'luir.li.

ISaltiniuri.-, Md.

Marxlaiiil C'ullc^c nl I'liarmacy.
I li^ beint;' licrc i^ iinl a fault ni nature — ^in1])]y a
mistake.

A-v ;;i. Wei- lit isii. Heiulit ."..SI J.

Scii(ii:.\Ki(.ii, 1 1 i;ki:i;i<i'. i'liar.l)..

lialtiniore, Md.

Maryland College of I'harmac)'.
What is time, if not employed
In \\nrtli\' deeds, hut all a void?

.\t;-e -.M. Wei-ht l.'.n. llei-ht -VT.

Schwartz, Wh.i.iam Fki:i)i:kick, XZX, Baltimore. Md.

"rnttitored lad. thou art too malapeit."
A,-e •i\. Wei!,dit !:;!•. llei.ght .-..11.

• Mini. I"., i:.. n:-n.

Il"s safer heinij meek than tierce.
Aire --'l. Weitilit i:!.'.. Height .Vlo,

Tahb. \'a.

Smith. Imix A.

Hamilton. Mc

A man is little the better for liking himself
If nobody else likes him.

Age -r,. Weight 184. Height 5.;.

Stoxer. H. W.. K*.

r)altim-;re, M(

I lope and fear. ])eace and strife.
Make up the troubled web of life.

Age :i4. Weight 178, Weight .-).!».

Taylor, E. C, 2AE,

Lake Charles, \ermont.

Why look as if y<_)u endure pain
And have been (Irenchc<I in a lieav)' raiu'

Age 2'.). Weight l.'in. Height o.iVA.

\"ali;nT1.\I. loSKPU L.. .^i2A.

Baltimore, Md.

Some for renown on scraps of learning dote.
And thinks they grow immortal as they quote.

Age 22, Weight 140. Height 5.7>/,.

\'ernui\. Houston- Wixcate, li.S.,

Wake Forest College.
The lion is not so fierce as jiainted
Age 2(), Weight Ho, Height li.

Wake h'orest, X. C.

\'oGEL, Louis,

BaltiriKire, Md.

"A man what's not going to bulldoze the Faculty,
hut what has a drug store."

Age .■^^^ \\'eii;iit lUS, Height ."ill. Clinical As-
sistant.

\\ ARKi.N. Ri)i:i;Kr .\i.i;.\.\niii;k.

1 lot S])rings, \'a.

liehold nie now I

A man not old — but mellow like good old wine.

Age ;il. Weight l.i."), Height 5.T. Clinical .Xs-
sistant.

Zki.av.x, Z. .Xktiuo. <PAE.

Tegulcigalpa, I londuras

True modesty is a discerning grace
And only blushes in the ])roiK'r place.

Age •.'!. Weight IGU, liciglu :>f>'/..

RrTi.i;uc,i:. I 1.\kkv A.

A thought ! A thought !

Mv kingdom for a thought!

Age 24. Weight 100, Height ."..!>.

P.altimore, Md.

r.URWiXU, N.\Tii.\.Mi:i., .\nA,
AIcKke, JojiN S.,
Carpknti'K, !•". 1)., .\KK,

DoUCIlKRTV, (i. I<.,
MORC.AN, G. ).,
WllITAKKR, B. C,

X'irginia.

Raleigh, X. C.

Kansas

Delaware

Maryland

I'ennsvlvania

IN MEMORIAM

A. J. G. GABEL

WhERKas, Almighty God in I lis infinite wiMlom has removed from our
midst a worthy and beloved classmate and eo-worker, Ap.raiiam J. Cf. GabKl;
therefore, be it

Rcsoh'cd, That we, the members of the Class of Nineteen Hundred and
•Seven, of the University of Maryland, do now express the deep and abiding
sense of regret and sorrow which we feel at his sudden and seemingly premature
death ; and be it further

Resolved, That we set forth the great loss sustained by us of a classmate, so
faithful in his duties, so upright in his character ; and be it further

Resolved, That we do hereby extend to his parents in their sore trial and
bereavement our sincere, heartfelt sympathies, trusting that God in His boundless
mercy may comfort them with the assurance that their boy now enjoys the
presence of his Creator ; and be it finally

Resolved, That a copy of these resolutions be inserted in Old Maryland, the
'07 Terra Mari.?;, the Hospital Bulletin, and the Savannah papers.

E. W. Glidden,

H. Y. RiGHTON,
J. P. PiGGOTT,

Committee.
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SENIOR CLASS HISTORY

A MKF^F. RECORD of passiiiij events can nut licconu' histnry until it is looked at through
\_yx. tlu- telescope of years.

Scarcely can \vc realize tiiat four years have passed since we made our initial bow as
fresh recruits <lestined to uphold the "Centennial I'anner" of the old I'niversity.

And yet it is l)ut yesterday, for what are four years in the boundless vista of the past? — that
we entered the jjortals of the I'niversity of Maryland as a lartje Freshman Class, whose nieni-
bers represented many States and several foreiiifn countries.

Our first duty as new students was a .self-imposed one. namely the adaptini,'' of ourselves t'
the new, and in some ways startlinsf environments. To this desirable end the Sophomores re-
lieatedly fjfTered a willinf^ hand pratis, which was the only thins we can remember tjettinff for
nnthini;.

In the Lecture llall we were very kindly of l'ere<l sc.its in the " I'.ald- lieailed Kuw.'" but
scarcely had we been seated when cries of "( )ut with the l-'reshman" and "Pass him uj)" \\ii\
heard from the Sophomores.

It was a sacl and pitiful sijjht to see the few of us, who had been so ini fortunate as to accept
the kind invitation of our L'pper Classmen. — tossed from those front seats up the line, each
Sophomore prabbiii}; and throwinsj us one row hi,i,dier. until we had reached the top, and thm
jjivinp us a return trip on the same ticket.

Well! Well! maybe we won't remember tlmse first lectures at the Collet^e. or rather our
first experiences with the Sophomores.

Everything moved along smoothly until the announcement of the Freshman Class meeting
was posted, when things awoke with a start and the clouds of war again quickly descended and
overshadowed us.

Being an up-to-date Class, the first duty before us was to organize; so a meeting was. held
for the election of ofificers. By posting a notice on the Bulletin Board that our Class meeting
would be held October 19 at a certain hour and then meeting at an earlier date, we were success-
ful in outwitting our Upper Classmen. At this meeting temporary officers were elected, but at
a later date another meeting was held, which resulted in the following permanent officers: Presi-
dent, Albert H. C.\rroll ; \'ice-President, Harry Y. Righton ; Secretary, James H. Bates;
Treasurer, Gilbert J. Morgan; Historian, Frederick C. Heise; Orator, Frank L
Lynn ; Artist, E. S. Perkins. At this meeting the design for the Class pin was selected.

Would that I could go more in detail, that I might give a fuller description of the many
events held during our first year in medicine. I feel assured, however, that no member of the
Class could well afford to allow any of the many pleasant events which transpired during that
year to slip his memory, so I think it will suffice to mention just a few of most note, one of which
was the Banquet tendered us by our honored President, on March 17, at the Northampton Hotel.
That everybody enjoyed themselves is needless to say, for when the parting hour arrived each
and every man reluctantly left this scene of Bohemian festivity proclaiming Carroll the Prince
of Good Fellows.

Realizing that the Class of 1907 was to go down in history, we demonstrated early in its
existence to the Faculty that ours was no ordinary Class.

The manner in which we finished our requirements the first year clearly showed them we
were "there with the goods." It is a matter of record that we made a very creditable showing,
and the Class of 1907 ended its Freshman year in a veritable blaze of glory.

We began the second year of our existence early in October, 1904. and with but few excep-
tions, the entire Class returned, our loss being more than counterbalanced by the influx of new
members. With a fixedness of purpose as to the object and ends to be attained, we resolved to
duplicate, and, if possible, surpass, our record of the previous year.

The first business of importance was the election of officers. Owing to the absence of our
President, who had matriculated at the University of Edinburgh for his Sophomore year, his
chair was filled by Vice-President Harry Y. Righton. The following officers were elected.
President, Harry Y. Righton; Vice-President, J. B. Piggott ; Secretary, J. Herbert B.xtes;
Treasurer, Gilbert J. Morgan; Editor, F. H. HeisE; and Historian, R. C. Bowen.

Then came the annual lesson to the Freshmen, and that we made a lasting impression
upon them they can truthfully vouch for. After corralling them, they were marched in bur-
lesque uniforms through the thoroughfares of this dear old Monumental City. Every now and
then they were compelled to do the hop-skip-and-jump act on the Keith plan, the only difference
was that they were in the "open-air circuit."

At 4.30 P. M. their performance ended. Seasoned with plenty of mud and water, they
trudged homeward to do the disrobing act, feeling very much like a man on his first sea voyage--
"he is not interested in fish culture, nor has he a grudge against the ocean, but simply feels he
must give up."

At a meeting of the Class held October 7, it was decided that a theatre party be given at

Ford"s Opera House on October 10, and on that date our august body wiuiessed a most enjoy-
able performance of "Red Feather."

Now I might go on at length and tell of the many other events of this year's work, but, un-
fortunately, space does not permit of such minute description ; therefore I must ask my comrades
to reflect and recall the many pleasant hours and good times spent as Sophomores.

After a very pleasant vacation we returned once more to resume our work, this time as
Juniors. The interesting past presses so clearly upon our sight that it seems still a portion of the
present, and hard, indeed, is it to realize that two years have passed since we first sat under the
Old Dome.

On arriving in the fall to take up our third-year work, our dear old College gave us a most
cordial welcome and. extending her hands, said, "Co up higher and be my Junior Guests."

This stimulating action on the part of our Faculty and College, inspired us with new energy
and a spirit of enthusiasm.

Early in October we assembled to elect officers for our Junior year. The victorious candi-
dates were: President, O. P. Arg.vbrite ; Vice-President, R. C. Fr.anklin'; Secretary, T. E.
J.\mison; Treasurer, Benj.\.min Be.vson ; and Artist. E. S. Perkins. At a meeting held a few
weeks later, Albert II. Carroll was elected Class Editor and Alexa.vder Mitchell, Historian.

The work in our Junior year was new to us, and although in some ways more difficult, it was
for the most part practical and consequently more interesting. We were now beginning to ap-
ply the knowledge we had acquired during our first two years and before long a bright light
was shining, making clear to us the subjects which at first had seemed a mystery.

On December 18, 1905, we laid work aside for one evening and attended a performance at
Ford's Opera House, the attraction being Raymond Hitchcock in "The Galloper." This evening
being set aside as "Maryland Night," the theatre was artistically decorated, and many of the fra-
ternities having chapters at the University occupied boxes.

But the time for examination was rapidly ai)i)roaching; Christmas holidays had come and
gone, and before we realized it we were packing up our belongings ready to leave for home, to
recuperate and prepare for the arduous duties of that crowning year of College life — the Senior.

Praying pardon for employing such a hackneyed phrase as "last, but not least," the chronicle
begins with that cver-to-be-reniembered and hotly contested election of officers. It was an exciting
and neck-to-ncck race. R. C. Fr.xnklin, of Georgia, was finally elected President, while "LouiE "
VoGEL was elected "Sheriflf of the House" and Sergeant-at-.'\rms of the Class by fifty-three ma-
jority. The other ofiiccrs elected were: \'ice-President, J. C. Ke.\ton : Secretary, H. V. H.\r-
B.AUGii ; Treasurer, J. L. V^alentini ; Editors, T. H. Legg and S. H. .■Kdler; Chairman E.xecutivc
Committee, E. A. L.\nders; Historian, A. C. Mitchell: Prophet. .\. J. G. Gable: and Artist,
E. S. Perkins. Alexander C. Mitchell being unable to fill the office entrusted to him,
Andrew W. O'MallEy was elected to the vacancy. Another chair open for re-election was
that of Prophet, so caused by the lamented death of A. J. G. Gable, G. D. Moose being elected
to act in his stead. Mr. Gable's death, though not unexpected, wa:. quite a shock to his class-
mates, possessing as he did the esteem and respect of not only his classmates, but also the Fac-
ulty and everyone with whom he came in contact.

Apropos of that literary anvil hours, to be offered by our learned Projihet, Mr. G. D. Moose,
we would like to say, with his permission, a fewwords on "our own hook."

Viz : Interrogation with a great big ? mark.

How did Oscar W. King like the hosiery (roommate brand, something new,) on a certain
auspicious occasion, and did he ever peruse Sardou's "Scrap of Paper?" If not, why not? And
does echo answer Hke Foe's "Raven," — Nevermore? Poor, poor King!!

And, by the way, who would have thought that little "Claudie" Flowers was so much in-
terested in mechanics (kitchen variety). Yet, strange as it may appear 'tis so, and we state
it upon absolute authority. Now, Claude, why did you take up medicine when mechanical de-
vices seem so much more in your line? Don't deny it, because you were seen with the goods
swaying from curb to doorstep, a most peculiar form of walk, and a denial, well, there would
be nothing to it, old chap ; so look pleasant, take your dose, and perhaps you'll get over it. I
said perhaps.

We were amazed that Dr. Nathan Winslow should have questioned the reliability of
Vogel's statement regarding the treatment of CoLLE's fracture, knowing, as he does, that
"Louie is the man what has a drug store, he is," and that everything said and done therein is
par excellence.

Dr. Winslow should be careful that it does not occur again. Good morning, Mr. "Dr."
VoGEL, do you use Malted Milk?

And regarding the pitiful plight of Jamison making desperate love to a hard and unfeeling
radiator ! We weep for him and advise him to remember that an iron-hearted, ordinary, every-
day bedroom heater has no respect or feeling for cuticle, no matter to whom it belongs.

However, we have been informed that during his stay in the liospital he received the very
best of treatment from his training-school friends.

Several days afterward W. C. Lvon was found to be suffering with "nursitis" and was
promptly removed, — from the Hospital.

When we entered this grand old University we came in pursuit of knowledge, firmly resolved
not to be intimidated by any difficulties which might arise, and now by indomnitable perserver-
ance, hard study and close observation of the works of others, who have gone before us, we are
at last brought into the light of day, comprehensive in acquirements, fertile in resources, and
with a superior knowledge of our chosen profession to enable us to leave the protecting arms of
our Alma Mater and go forth into this wide and cheerless world with perfect confidence in our
ability as Doctors of Medicine.

This great end we have most successfully accomplished, and now that the time comes for
us to bid one another farewell and go our different ways we almost wish it were possible for
us to be together for a longer time.

Soon the good old College days — the happiest in a man's life — will be ended, and it will re-
main with us as full-fledged Doctors of Medicine to go forth alone, over the rough seas of life,
and let us hope that we will find anchorage in the harbor of success.

In conclusion, I will say that we have the greatest possible respect and admiration for our
beloved professors. We fully realize, and appreciate how faithfully and patiently they have
taught us the principles of medicine, smoothing, as they did, the rough places in our course and

roughening up a little the seemingly smooth ones. Our ^incere w i^h is that thtir lives may be
spared to see the fruits of our success.

The Class of 1907 will not prove a disappointment to them, and I hope w ill be the means of
raising the already high standard of our Alma Mater.

The College history of the Class of 1907 is now cndt-d. and we must say farewell. How
nnicli fif memory and hope is bound up in those two syllables, Fare — well! Faithfully shall we
cherish the remembrances of our College and Class.

What is there of good that we do not heartily invoke for them both? We are drawn to-
gether now as we have never been before, probably never again, and the last handshake has
a new thrill in it. But the final hour has struck With changeless love for our Alma Mater,
with steadfast loyalty to one another, with a heart bent on high things and broad enough for all. —
so go we forth, and God speed. Histori.\n.

ynr-jlJp. (lA5^ii§)-

SOME peoj)le accomplish much in a hmitcd amount of time, while others exist a hfetime and
accomphsh httle, if anything, worthy of note. There is a maxim, as true as there are stars
above, man only attains that amount of success equal to the amount of mental or physical
energy expended. If this be true, how can one with poor imaginative powers, and no knowledge
of the potential as well as the kinetic energy of some of the members of the Centennial Class,
attempt to portray the brilliant future of the "Student Doctors." If there were only some liquid
which one could sip and the mind then become conscious of the happenings of, say, only a few
years hence, doubtless many of us would imbibe freely ; but, alas, such a substance is not known,
and the best we can do is to consult the palmist, spiritualist, or phrenologist. I am neither, nor
do I claim such distinction, and I can only record, in a brief wa\'. da\-dreams that I have had at
odd moments regarding some of the men.

Borrowing the words of Mrs. Fay, the name of McElrov conies to me. In a few years he
will become famous as the discoverer of the wonderful medicine, " LAX APU RG I A X A ," a medi-
cine long desired by the profession, something soothing, tasteless, and non-irritating to mucous
membranes. .\X last Mc. has found the ideal laxative, no longer does the once widely advertised
Cascarets supply the irritable old maids and peevish men ; no longer does "Rhamnus purshiana"
worry the student of Materia Afedica; no longer do we need Red Raven for high livers' livers, and
the hale and heartv octogenarians who worked overtime writing testimonials for Lydia Pinkham's
Comp. and Peruna are now singing the praises of IMcElroy's LAX A PU RG I A X A .

The Irish wit. "Shorty" L-Nnders. savs, "I was perfectly correct when I demanded work on
the medical side. Surger\- makes me sick, and m\' start was made when I was posted in the medi-
cal box and Ward H. Orthopredics, Diseases of Stomach, Nose and Throat, are only a waste of

time. General ^ledicine for mine. \\'hat the do we need with all this d stuff?"' And

when vou read his latest contribution to "The ]\Iedical World," entitled "Hot Air vs. Iron as Tissue

Builders," his real merits are realized. \'ow "Shorty" only smokes expensive cigars (six for five
cents) and assumes his accustomed posture (Trendelenburg Position), the smoke curls more beau-
tifully and he begins to dream, argue, and advise as of yore. He gives you the innocent ( ?) and
truthful (?) countenance and exclaims, "In the Old Coimtrie we have nothing like that. ()h,no!
It would not be permitted."

Jamison gives up his "large" practice, and makes good in his new field of work. Hotel Pro-
prietor and Manager. Having been blessed with an "industrious" disposition, and overcharged
with hot air, with a knowledge of all the requirements of the trade of the various hotels in this
city, he purchases the "New Capitol" and ' Hntci Jo\ce, ' two of his favorites, and makes them
winners, transient trade only.

"Jamie's" old friend, To.m D., who after hanging anniinl Suniicberg's for many years, waiting
for a nurse, at last wins out, and becomes chief dispenser for Jamie. Tom being of neat appear-
ance, never using tobacco nor profanity, knows from long experience when a drink is properly
prepared, and makes that end of the business a howling success.

Of course, at one time Dk.'vn and RuTlkdgf. carefully considered obstetrics as a s])ecialty, and
had won much success until a "colored lady" refused to take a green solution which Ri'Tlktce in-
sisted was Ergot, but Dn;.\N agreed with the "lady" and said it was Corrosive Sublimate and might
not exactly agree with her. Then and there their jirofcssional relations were severed.

Perkins is still reading "Fifteen Buckets of Dripping P.lood or The Chambermaid's Re-
venge," and only answers calls when other Doctors are out of town.

B.\TKs is Resident Physician of a Deaf Mute Asylum, but never fails to return to the Internes'
.\nnual House Warming, and always brings "Katie" a bottle of pickles.

After many years of unsuccessful practice C.ar.min'K meets another jolt when the Congress-
man tells him he can be no son-in-law of his. He pines and weeps, and fnuling his old friend, Xed
Smith, they begin life anew in the commission business.

In the City Directory of 1910, the names of Hostkitkr and Bryer, Coal Dealers, may be
found. Their success is assured, as we can recall during their student days they were so success-
ful in taking up collections for coal to heat the Y. M. C. A. building, and then taking all the coal
required from the l^niversity cellar when "SiiekI-ock" Johnson was not around.

"Where is Benson?" W'hy he is the great Biltimore County surgeon, and met with much sue
cess until the folding bed accident. "Benny." remembering his Surgery lectures al)out meeting
all emergencies, especially about providing an operating table when none is at hand, used a folding
bed. Just as the operation is completed the bed closes and the light goes out. "Benny" bums
his notes, quits Surgery, and pays a visit to Baltimore to see his father's friend and classmate.

In 1010 a new Students' Building is erected by Carrom.. Private baths, c'cctric f^ns. telephone
and telegraph connections arc provided, also a nicely furnished Rathskellar and Roof Garden. .X
beautiful lake, with snow fish, a wooded lawn with canary birds nnd nightingales makes up the back
court, and in front is a statuary park. Kach student is furnished an airship, a submarine boat,
a private "open dav and night" bank, and a pipe filled with the same do|>c T am smoking.

Tn the mountains of West Virginia you can find "Aroie" happily married, and his nearest pro-
fessional brother is "TEnnv" Harbait.!!. whoni he frequently meets in consultation, which con-
tinues for several days, no agreement having been reached as to diagnosis, prognosis, or treatment.

Meanwhile the patient passes quietly away, and the consultation is ended for a few days. They
meet again and again on the case, each time coming to no agreement as to the cause of the death.
Each time "Teddy" waits until he can think of a few more questions, and so on ad infinitum.

Adler continues to "butt in" until quietly put away at Bay View, where he is brought before
the class in Psychiatry as a patient suffering from a delusion that he was at one time Editor of the
Terra Maricr, and that Dr. Martin wants him to assist on all his private operations.

Coming in contact with so many infants in his practice Glidden actually smiles at times, and
rapidly gains weight.

In Russia you can find Kemler telling his patients the same old storv, "I will be back again,
so soon as I find out what de book say."

As a suitable memorial to his college days Lvon endows a bed in tire Hospital for the benefit
of Students who are suffering with Acute Bronchitis, Nursitis, Dizziness, Neuresthenia, Hysteria,
Lumbago, Coryza, Headache, Indigestion or any other equally as serious disease.

Fox continues to study sixteen hours a day. sleep eight and command a small practice.

"The PiGGOTT-McCuTCHEN Hydrotherapy Sanitarium and Training School for Nurses" is the
largest and best-tutored institution of its kind in the world. And why shouldn't it be? What two
men had better training in giving baths and conversing with nurses?

ScHOENRiCH, "Little" Schaefer, and Potter are still "Pill-rollers" and "Soda-jerkers."

The fascinating, dainty, dear little blushing peroxide blondes, Flowers, Gordon and King,
became surgeons for the A., C. & L. R. R., but soon gave up their jobs. Their hearts beat for the
fair maidens of a certain sanatorium of Baltimore, and they returned and opened a candy kitchen
on Eutaw Place.

There is one member of our class who needed no prophet to tell him about the future. He is
VoGEL, "the man what owns a drug store, and what's more, will be driving two horses when Adler
walks." Already he has a reputation from Canton to Rehoboth Beach, his summer residence ; he
has cured, a case of English leprosy what Abbie and Prof. Gilchrist couldn't do. The woman
what had the ingrown toe nail is O. K. after a successful operation by the "Doctor," but not like
Dr. Tompkins said, oh, no, by VoGEl's method, and VoGEL was the man what never needed no
advice. It has been rumored that our classmate has been asked to accept the chair of Therapeu-
tics of our school.

RiGHTON, "The Would-be Surgeon," by years of diligent study and research work, acquires
the position held by Dr. Jay, and the mortality only increased .5 per cent.

In Georgia, Franklin builds up an extensive obstetrical practice. Iwt he often suffers with
ecchymosis about his cornea due to the warm an 1 welcome reception he receives from some of
his patients.

Very soon after graduation Latimer and Lkgg established a Jo-Jo-School of Medical
Jurisprudence. For the small sum of Fifty Dollars you could hear all the hot air that would be
required to propel an airship across the Atlantic. Elgin. Egan and Kunstler entered to t^ke
the treatment, but made little progress. Kunstler continually forgot the work pertaining to the
"most important subject in medicine," and imagined the lecture was on modified milk, and con-
stantlv insisted on asking how much water to give the cow.

The handsome lad with rosv cheeks and auburn hair, who admired a nurse with black hair

and blue eves, filled up his mind with more surgery than one man is supposed to know and became
PKortssoR Lynn, the proficient teacher of Minor Surjiery and I'andaging. lint as time passed
on. that oratorical instinct which made him famous at class meetings refused to remain dormant.
Surgery was abandoned and he associated himself with the school founded ijy Latimer and
Lecc, where that latent eloquence now has free ilow.

"iIi:.\RT-PiRi;.\Ki:K" ISrown never had the time to do s^cneral iiraclice. for the ladies kept hiui
Ijusy answering the i)hone and making social ca!is. Conseijueiitly he opened a shop on Lexington
street, where his sign reads:

DR. 1;R( )\\X.
BEAUTY ])( )CT( Hi.
CONSULTATION BY .\i'l'( )! XT.MLXT ( ).\L^■.

Joii.N' Co.x Ki-.ViON, |)rofessor of physical culture, howling, pi-iol. roller skating, and just
]ilaiu ".skates," demantls more than particular attention, for it is difficult to say what he won't do.
He has made (|uitc a success at his profession and it is hojied that he may some day marry an actress
or a millionaire's flaughter — or both, and a few more, if time permits. \\"e can safely say he will
tlici) buy River N'iew Park, for which he has longed. lie guarded it faithfully for three sum-
mers, seeing that no voung ladv visited the parlc without receiving a smile or a ride on the Scenic
Railway. When this is acquired his life's ha]i])iness will be complete and the park will be a perfect
jtaradise for all .girls who are good fellows.

"Skn.aTor r'niiBv" W'.XRRKN. who was so anxious to receive training in the diet kitchen and
instruction in running the elevator, Inith of which were refused him. satisfied his ambition at Hot
Springs, \'a. \>\ first becoming "Bobbie," the bell lioy. and after several years of faithful work
and close observation, he l«eame sufficiently proficient with the mechanism of the elevator and the
other duties of a hell boy ; be then tixik courage and implored the manager to give him a job in tiic
kitchen. "I'obbie" won the good will of the managtr ami was soon made second assistant cook.
When he had mastered the work, and feeling confident thai he had obtained a working knowledge
of dietetics, ojiened an office several miles from bis o'd hnme in the mountains and married a
widow with eight small children, who are very I'ond of iheir >iei)f:ilher.

Froin a moiuitain side in North Carolina, where the clouds iloat far helmv. and few men dare
set foot, near a rijjpling brook and a shady nook, flows the sweetest moonshine mountain dew
which is faithfully guarded by Joiinnv Ate, while "IUnmi;." with bis wagon-load of apples and
chestnuts, di.sposes of the sur])lus.

We have not been able to find out just what Di:i.ciii:r and Hi.ntt have done. With the for-
mer's great desire for work and the latter's easy (low of "hot air." they may both be doing good
in orthop.xdic surgery, but it i-^n't marked in red letters on the calendar \et.

"V.m.ik" has just taken charge of the I'.roadway AtliK-lie (.'Inb and has booked Massanet for
the main bout.

"P.\t" O'Mai.i.Kv is now living in retirement on I'.nlaw Place, near Mosher Street, being hap-
pily married. Tic has a small orphan asyhnn in his house, all the children calling him i)apa. He
still refuses to allow a lamp or a light of any kind in his room at night. TIri-.n N'p.rnon opens tlv
front door and acts as butler and handy man.

Oh! what an awful thing dope is!

CTo that Good-looking Boy!

A handsome young fellow
By the name of "Othello,"
With a full determination
To get a medical education
lyearned of a land not far away,
Where people of such ambitions staj'.

You maj^ think it very queer.
But to him this land was dear.
Because this land of Mary
Brings to mind a little Fairy —
There, his many friends to please
He tried to cure every disease.

After studying for a season,

And without an ounce of reason

Took a notion he was sick

And pens ma a letter quick.

, 'There's no use to be a-wailing.

For the truth, my health is failing.

I'm without a bit of gumption.
Really I have got consumption;
Several of my doctors say
I can't live till the 1st of I\Iay."
The homefolks got an awful sc-ire,
.\i\d then send someone up here

To ascertain the true condition
Of our "nervy" young physician.
He gave his reasons b}' the score
Why he shouldn't leave old Baltimore.
His brother then the tale did tell
"Dear Old Red-Head" is doing well.

If you would him to health restore
Just send ma's boy a-plenty more
Of ham, chicken, turkey and rice.
And almost anything that's nice.
Thus encouraged by mother's love
They sent to him the things above.

These did satisfy his appetite.
And knocked the germs "plum out of sight.
And then I think that you will see.
He can work 'till he gets his degree.
When he gets home, and over the mill
"The Doctor" never more'll be ill.
Your Valentine,

A', c. /•:, -07.

r*«* ^Y r

i¥>^ ^*^»W- 4|j)i^.

*^'- Wit' f^^ ^ ^

OFFICERS.

G. H. RiciiAKDS. President.

D. KoLB [ 'icc-Prcsidcnt.

J. Mackall Treasurer.

\X. L. Burns Secretary.

J. T. Ta vu )K Bd tor.

G. R. Anderson Sergeant-at-Anus.

E. H. WiLi.ARD Historian.

IL'NR)RCLASS ROLL

Anderson, G. R., B.S., *AE Virginia

Anderson, J. L.,A.B., K*, 0NE.S. Carolina

Baldwin, J. B., ^FA Kentucky

Bay, J. H., K* Maryland

Bender, W. R., Af2A Maryland

BensEn, C. L, K*, 0NE Maryland

BizzELL, T. M., A.B., K*. . .North Carolina

Bolin, G. C South Carolina

Burns, W. L Maryland

BuRRUSS, D. A South Carolina

Carey, R. S Mrginia

Charlton, W. M., AfiA Penn.sylvania

Cherry, S. L Maryland

Coleman, W., K*, 0NE Connecticut

Collins, C. B., K*. HKA Florida

Collins, L S Texas

Covington, G. W., KE, *X

Cowherd, F. G., XZX Maryland

Craig, J. A., AOA New York

Davis, W. C, N2N Virginia

Dew, Wm., *2K Virginia

Dickinson, S. H., AfiA Pennsylvania

Edwards. S. R North Carolina

P'adel, A. H. M., $AE Egypt

Franklin, D Maryland

Hammond, W. D Maryland

Hanna, M.J Maryland

Henninc, E. H., Ph. G Maryland

Hodges, J. H West \'irginia

HoLLVDAv. W. M.. N2N Maryland

Hughes. ]. A.. AHA Pennsylvanii

InsleE, J. P., *2K. 0NE New York

InslEy, J. K Maryland

Keller, J. F., XZX Maryland

Kerr, J. D., K:i, ©NE, <DX. . . North Carolina

Kh aled, a Egypt

KoLD, L Maryland

La Barre, L. C, XZX Pennsylvania

Lane, R. H., *A0, ** North Carolina

Le Kites, D. L. P Delaware

Lewis, R., *X West \'irginia

J\L\Ckall, J. E., A.B., K* Missouri

i\lARTiN, W. J. F New Jersey

]McBrever, C. E.. 5N* North Carolina

McClain, a., X North Carolina

McLean, F., K*, 0NE Pennsylvania

MESS.morE, H. B., AJ2A Pennsylvania

Mess.more, J. L., AQA Pennsylvania

Morando. J. S.. <J'AE S. L. Cuba

Morrison, J. E.. 'tX Georgia

Nath ison, E New York

NoLT. E. V I Indiana

Pate, F. J., >I>AE North Carolina

Price, S. J., A22 Maryland

Revnor, R. ^^' Maryland

Rhone, D. S.. AQA Pennsylvania

Richards, G. H., K*. 0NE Maryland

Riser, L. A., A.B., N2N South Carolina

RoDRiouEz, R. L., *AE Porto Rico

Rosenberg, H.J South Carolina

RucKER, A. A North Carolina

Russell, A Maryland

ScHEURicii, L. C. A. P. Maryland

Seth, L. H.. A.l! Maryland

SiNSKEY, H. L., *AE Maryland

Sny)>ER, F., Ar New Jersey

Si'OON, A. O North Carolina

Stadter, J. M New Jersey

JUNIOR CLASS Con.

Stkimh.kk, I,. II Maryland

v'^wiNCKi.. I). 11.. <I'1'A. N:iN. . .I'ciinsylvatiia
Tavi.or. J. T.. XZX. WNi;. .North Carolina

Toi)i>. 11. v.. X/.\ .Marylanl

W.M.TKR. CM .Vorth Carolina

W.VKO. \'. .\.. 'I>X .\ortli Carolina

Wakri.vc. F. C. *A. .\S]A W'w ^'ork•

WuiMiKKCKK, H. H.. <I'AE New ^■ork

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i;si. T. M.. 'I>A(-). N^iN Maryland

i:sT. '/.. T.. .\ii:i Delaware

ii.i.iANi.. I'.. II.. AHA Maryland

II. 1. 1. V.MS. I'. K.. 'I'X W'c.'it N'irginia

II. SOX, I'", i ) Virgini.1

iN'si.ow. C. !•'.. 'I'M".. K^l*. .North Carolina

KiniiT. .\. L.. .MZA Maryland

ic.LKR. J. E. P... XZX Maryland

A (.'oMMoN (>ccikki:nci-:

OUR HISTORir

KIND and expectant reader, permit me to turn backward the wheels of time, and direct your
attention to the first days of October, 1904, when some of us, fresh from the country and
rather seedy-looking, others from the city, and others from foreign shores, came to the
grand old University of Maryland. We were soon signaled out as "Freshies," and in all our
"innocent" lives we never did such stunts as we were then made to do. We were painted
and marched all over the streets of Baltimore just to show the people what great fun it is to be a
"Freshie." A few days later we elected quite a "poetical" sounding and distinguished looking
set of class officers. William, the Coleman, was elected President; William, the Dew (drop),
from \^irginia, Vice-President; H. Todd, Secretary; Henry Sinskey, Treasurer; J. L. Anderson,
Historian, and "Windy" Insley, Sergeant-at-Arms. The same evening we surprised the whole
school by having our pictures taken on the front steps, an unheard-of thing in Freshmen.

For the remainder of the term we were allowed to do as we pleased (so long as we kept back
of the fourth row), and things passed along very nicely until Exams., and then some of us got
awake to the fact that "if dissipation interfere with your studies, give up your studies," would
'lot work at the U. of M . So we parted for the summer, sadder but wiser boys.

On October 2, 1905, we met again on the campus after a pleasant vacation, and oh ! what a
■:hange in our appearance, for the hayseeds are brushed out of our hair and we have the appear-
ince of dignified ( ?) Sophomores. Some of the familiar faces of the former year are missing,
but their places are filled by new ones, and we proceeded to put the Freshmen through a few stunt:;,
such as songs, dances, speeches, love-making and running the gauntlet. Soon the Freshmen
"ailed a secret meeting to organize the class, but we got next to the scheme and broke up the meet-
ing, but a "free for all, go as you please" fight started on the campus with the Sophomores coming
out victorious, "Becky" Messmore carrying off the honors for heavyweights and "Pop" Wil'.ard
for boy's-size men, but the Dean carried off the premier honors of the day. After this we had no
•nore trouble with the Freshmen and we settled down to the more serious part of a student's life.
The monotony of the grind was broken by a few enthusiastic ( ?) class meetings and a royal good
•ime at a class smoker.

It has been said but too truly that "Only the good die young," and we had a sad dcmonstra-
*:ion of this to our Class in the untimely death of our friend and classniate, Arthur Stanley Wilson.
He was one of the best, most cheerful, and deservedly popular men in the Class. His death was
mourned not only by his classmates, but by the school at large.

After a summer pleasantly spent among friends and parents we again meet on the campus to

welcome our old friends with a "Glad to see you, old man." All the men of the former year are
back and the fame of the Class of 1908 has spread to such wide limits that thirty-five new men from
all parts of the globe have joined us, and we extend a most hearty welcome to them.

As this is the Centennial year of the University, we decided to organize early so that we could
begin our preparations for the celebration at the earliest possible date. A meeting was called and
nominations for the various offices were made. On the day of election a dark horse came into
the race, with Jim Bay, the greatest parliamentarian in the United States, to back him. The
dark horse proved to be "Hamp" Richards and, uf course, he was elected P'resident ; D. Kolb, Vice
President; J. Mackall, Treasurer; W. Burns, Secretary; "Tom" Taylor, Editor; C. R. Anderson,
Scrgeant-at-Arms, and U. Willard, Hi<-torI,m.

On March 10, we held a box party at Ford s and everyone had a very enjoyable evening, but
Dew would flirt with the chorus girls and Hammond got jealous of him. Xo history of a Class
is com])lcte withmit a brief mention of Athletics. Our Class took the lead in this branch of col-
lege life from the very first. In our Freshmen year wc held the championship of the school in
baseball and had several men on the 'X'arsity football team. In our Sophomore year we organ-
ized a football team to practice against the "Varsity, and we gave them a hard rub. J. L. Mess-
more was Captain, and H. Richards, Manager. Those of the squad were H. Messmore. Raynor, La
Barre, Price, Taylor. Warring, Mackall, Bender, Rosenberg. Todd. Cowherd, Inslee, West, Bay,
Benson, and Willard. As Juniors we furnished the 'Varsity with the valuable services of J. Mess-
more, S. Price, Raynor. Charlton, Hughes, Lekites and Willard.

But it has been in the scientific line that we have produced shining lights, but wc have found
no cure for "languid" pains. J. K. Insley's saline tampon for uterine hemorrhage is of "world"
renown. Rosenberg found the ])arotid gland in a woman's pelvis. Z. T. West says the spleen is
in the mediastinum, and Price is chief ( ?) of the G. U. Clinic.

A great historian has said "Happy is the country whose annals arc short." So you can judge
will be graduated as the first Class in the second who is now looking forward to the time when it
from these few lines the happiness of our Class, century of this grand old I'niversity.

Willard. Historian.

Sophomore Class.

Colors — Maroon and Black.

CLASS OFFICERS.

J. W. Hooper President N. I. Brodw.vTER Treasurer

J. B. ParramorE I'iee-President J. M. Gillespie Historian

E. B. Wright Secretary W. T. Gibson Scrgeant-at-Arms

EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.

J. W. RiCKETTS, Chairman.
J. E. Dowdy, W. J. Queen,

H. B. Gantt, Jr.. a. G. Webster.

R. G. WiLLSi-:, Class Representative on Students' Committee.

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CLASS MEMBERS.

Altvatur, E. G., XZX Maryland

Blake. W. J., AQA West Virginia

Brodwater, N. I., AQA Maryland

Braithwaite, W. W Maryland

Brown, A South Carolina

Buck, M. A Cuba

Cannon, A. E., K* South Carolina

Cooke, C. M Maryland

CoSTAS, J Porto Rico

Dowdy, J. E North Carolina

Eaman, H. K., AKK, 0NE New York

FahEY, E. J., AQA West Virginia

Fehsenfeld, a. L., XZX, ©NE Maryland

Gantt, H. B., Jr., *2K Maryland

Garb, N Maryland

Garcia, T. A., 2AE, 0NE Porto Rico

Gatlin, N. a North Carolina

Gibson, W. T., A.B., N2N North Carolina

Gillespie, J. M Virginia

Green, M. B., XZX Maryland

Hamilton, J., AnA Canada

Hill, S. W., AQA West Virginia

Hooper, J. W., K2 Maryland

Iseman, E., B.S., *AE South Carolina

KnowlES, R. N., N2N Nova Scotia

Langley, L. E New Jersey

Long, S. H., AE Maryland

Magraw, J. F Alaryland

McElwee, R. S., K*, 0NE North Carolina

Norman, J. S., *X, ATfi North Carolina

OsBURN, J. N. N., 2AE West Virginia

Parramore, J. B., N2N Florida

Patrick, L. N., Phar.D North Carolina

PiPiTONE, P. J.. *AE Maryland

Priest, W. M., XZX Maryland

Queen, W. J., A.B., AQA Maryland

Rankin, T. W., A. B., B0n, $X, 0NE. .

North Carolina

Ricketts, J. W., N2N Pennsylvania

Robertson, J. W., K* Virginia

Robinson, H. M New York

Roddy, L. H., *AE Maryland

Russell, J. T Maryland

Saba, G. E Syria

Santaella, a Porto Rico

Shakashiri, a Syria

Shankwiller, R. a Maryland

Smeltzer, H. W Virginia

Smink, C. C Maryland

Stein, L, AE Maryland

Striewalt, N. S., A.B North Carolina

Strosnider, C. F., N5N Virginia

Thomas, C. A., Ph.G., AOA.-.West Virginia

Thurston, A., A.B North Carolina

Trull, A. C Massachusetts

UzzELL, J. H., K2, X North Carolina

Van Dolsen, W. W., AQA New Jersey

ViNUP, F. H Maryland

Walkup, a. C Florida

Weber, W. F Maryland

Webster, A. G., XZX Maryland

WeinbrennER, C. D Maryland

WiLLSE, R. G., *X New York

Wright, E. B., *2K Virginia

HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF W.

"The fretful foam of v'eliement action
Without scope or terui calleci history."

AS MAS hi'cn stated by one of our previous Historians, history is tlie record of events
which transpire in the hves of great men. And as they who know the Class of "'00,"
as well as the Historian can vouch for, the fact that it would be useless to attempt,
for want of space, to write a history of this eventful Class.

The curtain is drawn aside on October 3, '0."). exposing; to the limelight of the medical
world this Class of sixty-five intelligent-looking men, all with the determination plainly writ-
ten on their faces to master this most noble of professions and become a credit to their
.Mma Mater, scene first being entitled "Freshmen."

As Freshmen they made a very creditable showing, although they did not become or-
ganized, nor had their ranks become entirely filled until a week or two after the session
began. Mazing began at once, and was conducted with vigor for several weeks by our Upper
Classmen, who superintended the process of a thorough introduction, intermingled with the
exhibition of the various athletic attainments of the Class individually, which reflected
much to the credit of the ingenuity of the aforesaid I'pper Classmen, speciul stress being
laid upon the necessity of always taking oflf oui- hats on entering the lecture halls and leav-
ing the best seats for our much-respected I'pper Classmen. We s,it back on what tiiey
called the "roost." There were several violations of these rules, always to the chagrin of
the offender. About October 20 our President pro tem called a meeting of the Class in the
.\natomical Hall, at which meeting the following officers were elected: Mr. J. D. W'oon.vRn,
President: Mk. J. X. Oshourne, Vice-President: Mr. C. F. Strosnider, Secretary; Mr. J. \V.

Robertson, Jr., Treasurer: :Mr. J. W. Blake, Historian; Mr. J. W. Hooper, Editor; Mr. A.
Thurston, Sergeant-at-Arms.

This was an event which up to the present time was unparalleled in the history of the
University, for no Freshmen Class Meetings are ever allowed in the lecture halls. The meet-
ing was at this point interrupted by the Sophomores and had to be adjourned. This inter-
ruption led to a class rush. The fight resulted in a draw on account of the appeaarnce at this
instant of "De.\n DorsEv," who by his appearance and positive manner cleared the campus
in a few minutes.

Several banquets were held during the year, at which the Class was highly entertained
by the keen wit of Mr. Hamilton and others.

Nothing after this occurring to break the even routine of school life, all of us got down
to hard study, for as time and tide wait for no man, examinations were fast approaching.
In this line Messrs. Webber, Smink and others distinguished themselves, Mr. S.mink
making four hundreds in five exams.

After a few regrets on leaving the school, which has won a soft spot in our hearts, we
left for the summer vacation, and the curtain is drawn on the first act.

Scene second opens October 3, '06, entitled "Sophomores."

We find that a few of the familiar faces of last year are not with us this year, but their
places are taken by men from some of the leading colleges of the East.

We find that our Class represents this year, besides our own country, Cuba, Porto Rico.
Italy. Germany, Canada, Mexico, Syria, and Egypt.

On October 10, Mr. OsbournE called a Class meeting, and the following officers were
elected :

Mr. Joseph W. Hooper, President; Mr. J.\s. B. Parrimore, Vice-President; Mr. Eugene
Wright, Secretary; Mr. N, I. Broadwater, Treasurer; Mr. J. Mason Gillespie, Historian;
Mr. Wm. T. Gibson, Sergeant-at-.^rms.

The way our Class held together in the hazing, which commenced immediately, won for
us the name of having more Class spirit than any that ever entered the University. The
Freshies, being tied together and decorated in fantastic garbs, were escorted to the medical
schools of the town, at which they went through many antics, the leaders making impromptu
speeches, etc. After being marched down to the American Building and having their photo
and "write-up" inserted into the columns of the paper, they were taken to the campus of the
University, where thev held a rooting match, the contestants rolling peanuts up the walk
with toothpicks in their teeth. The contest was continued into the Dean's office, where
"Dean Dorsey" inquired in very commanding tones what they wanted, to receive the reply
that they had come in to tell him how nice the Sophomores are.

On October 18 we held our first Smoker, at which Messrs. Ricketts. Gibson, and OuEEn
made interesting addresses. Sleight-of-hand oerformances and boxing contests were en-
gaged in by Messrs. Hamilton, Laxgley. Robin.son, and others. The Smoker proved a
very enjoyable feature, and a vote of thanks was extended to the committee, composed of
Messrs. Strosnider. Ricketts, and Oueen.

The Yell Master. Mr. Hamilton, as ve'I as the greater part of the football team, were
men from our Class.

A Sophomore baseball team was formed witli Mk. ]'.i,.\kk. Cai)tain : Mr. I'kikst, Man-
ager : having a very successful season, winning ten games, losing four.

On February 19 we held our Annual Banquet at the New Howard House with Drs. S.mitii
and HoLL.\ND as our honored guests. The toasts, music and menu were of the first water. Mr.
Hooper acted as toastmaster and Drs. Holland and Smith, Messrs. Smi.vk, Rankin, Weber
and others making interesting and witty addresses. Mr. Vinup briefly related his exiieriencc
on a thousand-mile wheel trip that Messrs. Shu.nkweiler, Gillespie and himself had taken
through Maryland and \'irginia during their vacation.

One of the most interesting addresses was that made by Dk. IIulla.nd. in which he stated
that he had been very agreeably surprised in the rcoird that the Class of " '09" had made
this year, and he prophesied that there were men in the Class that would be heard from
in the future, to which Mr. Hooper replied that he now, more than ever, felt the honor
of being President of such a Class, since the proficiency that they had attained in
their studies had been so graciously recognized by the Faculty, adding that the U. of M.
.Mumni are now filling some of the most distinguished positions that this country can offer.
Who can tell but that some day some of our Class may not be filling the same positions, or even
tireater ones? I believe it will be so. Historian.

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CLASS ROLL.

AndertoNj H. S., N2N,
Brooks, T., *AE,
Bryant, R. F., ^X,
CONDIT, G. S., AOA,
coulbourn, g. c, aoa,
Devilbiss, C. N., *AE,

DiEHL, J. E.,
DiLLER, R. R.,
DiSTEFANO, D.,

DoDSON, R. C, *AE

FiREY, M. J.,

FiREY, F. p.,
FowBLE, C. E., XZX,
Glover, S. G., N2N,

GOETTLING, C. A., XZX,

Gracie, W. a.,
Haffner, a., XZX,
IIammarstorm, N. W.,
Harrower, J. W.,
HartlE, R. L.,
Harnandez, J. C.,
HowLE, E. B.,
Israel, G. G.,
King, H. M.,
KiNziE, L. N.,
Kirk, N. T., N2N,
Lee. S. E.,

Levy, a. E.,
Little, A. L.,
McDermott, M. J.,
Mercado, C,
Murray, J. H.,
Mylander, W. C, AQA,
O'NiiiLL, J. E.,
Owens, M. E. B., K*,
Parramore, W. v.,
Parran, J. C,
Price, W.,
Rivers, D. G.,
Robertson, J. R., N2N,
SeELINGER, H. R., AAA,
Spritz, a.,
Stewart, N. B.,
Stickney, G., *2K,
Sullivan, C. F.,
Talbott, J. E.,
Teeter, E. H.,
TnoMASON, J. A.,
Truitt, R. p.,
Von Dreele, J. H., XZX,
Walter, G.. N2N,
West, E. C.,
Whalen, D. F., XZX,
Wyniger, J. E.

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ON THE first day of October, our Class began an existence which has thus far been
quite in accord with the Centennial spirit pervading the entire University. Hold-
ing the humble position of Freshmen, nothing but obedience to the Sophomores was ex-
pected of us ; but our difference of opinion in thematter caused them to resort to strenuous meas-
ures for the enforcement of their rules. It would be a difficult task to record all the events
of the year, so we shall content ourselves with recounting only the most important ones.

We assembled in the Chemical Lecture Hall on the first day, fully expecting to be hazed
after the lecture; and we were not disappointed, for as Dr. ColE ended his lecture with
"I leave you to the hospitality of the Sophomores," we became impressed with the fact that
there was going to be something doing, and as soon as he left there was. We have come to
the conclusion that the manner of hazing us was due to the envy produced among the Sopho-
mores by our good-looking fellows, for they immediately proceeded to spoil our looks with
black paint, not to say anything about exposing our bared legs, painted also, to the view of
the public. We were done up in a manner most embarrassing to us, and made to parade
through the streets to the several medical colleges and to the Girls' High School, where we
were made to do "stunts." And, by the way, we had to stand the hazing expenses; the
hire of a hurdy-gurdy wagon for the Sophomores to ride around in, etc. After walking us
around town for several hours, we ended up at the American Building; where, after being
escorted to the roof, a picture of us was taken and published in the next day's paper. We

then returned to the University, and the Sophomores generously helped us to clean up
Some of our fellows who missed the first day's outing were not to be slighted ; accordingly,
they were persuaded to give an exhibition of their skill by rolling a peanut around the
campus with a toothpick. After this interesting performance, while one of our fellows was
hanging from the branch of a tree, the rest of us had to sing "Hang ."Ml Freshmen on the
Sour Apple Tree." Such little episodes and speechmaking in the lecture halls were of
frequent occurrence, especially when we broke the Sophomores' rules by holding a class
meeting in the building.

Our first meeting was held in the Anatomical Hall. We had only a few minutes, so
temporary officers were selected. Kirke was chosen as President; WacDermott, Vice-
I'resident ; and RivERS, Secretary. Deeming it better for our health to hold our next meet-
mg away from the University, we held it at the Eutaw House. At this time regular officers
were elected for the year, the result being, — Kirke, President ; Von Dreele, \'ice-Presi-
dent; Truitt, Secretary; Fowule, Treasurer; Goetti.inx, Historian ; and Glover, Sergeant-
at-Arms. An Executive Committee was appointed by the President, which was composed
of Robertson (Chairman), Goettung, P.xrrimore, O'Neill, and Gr.\cie, to attend to all
business pertaining to the Class. It was at this meeting that the most important question
of the year was brought forward: Should the Honor Sj'stem be adopted by us?

When once started the question was not discussed by our Class alone; but, in fact,
nearly all the medical students of the University were interested in the discussion. Spir-
ited meetings were held by our Class, at which those for and against it were given an oppor-
tunity to present their side. At one of those meetings several members of the Faculty were
present and spoke, urging the adoption of the Honor System. The Sophomores did not, of
course, like the idea of our coming into such prominence, and at this latter meeting they
came down to break it up. One of the Faculty, however, talked them out of their purpose,
and we were allowed to finish. But some of the advocates of the Honor System were sin-
gled out on the next day and taken into the Laboratory, where the Sophomores meted out
punishment for their audacity by staining their faces and other parts of their bodies with
methylen blue. This question was finally settled in the negative at a meeting in the Eutaw
House.

The crowning feature of the year was the first of our .\nnual Class Banquets, which was
held at the Eutaw House on the T^'th of April. We count it as one of the special features
of the Centennial Celebration.

Before closing this History I must mention that one of our men, Israel, made the 'Var-
sitv football team, and played the position of fullback with much distinction to himself and
credit to our Class.

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TJniverstty of cMatytand

1807-1907.

One hundred years have rolled into the past

Since first thy stately walls were born to
view,
And heaven, in thee, sent an iconoclast

To tear the old — and rear foundations new.
One hundred hallowed years

Of faithful service done,
Of tasks well wrought, of truths well taught.

Of worthy laurels won ;
One hundred years of balm to tears

Hast thou to gaze upon.

Many are thine and pride must fill their hearts.

That first in thee they learnt to cope with
strife;
In thee they gleaned from wisdom all its parts,

In thee the}' had their first pure glimpse of
life.
Thine was the succoring care

That helped their falt'ring feet.
And thine the truth that turned their youth

Into manhood complete.
And helped each soul attain the goal

And taste its prizes sweet.

One hundred years have rolled into the past !

And still thou standest, Alma Mater, dear.
And may'st thou stand the same until the last.

Strong for the truth and ever void of fear.
We give thee honor — praise —

We who are youthful still.
And only hope to fitly cope

With all earth's ills, until
We may some day turn from the fray,

No more left to fulfill.

— H. M. R., '09.

OAST-TO THE FACULTY

W c I'f llHi';. wliii arc abmil lu Ijid farewell to the classic walls of our Alma Mater, and to those
at whose feet we have sat for four long years, salute you. It is not the iiiorituri salutainus of the
gladiator of old, but it is a vivcndi salutamus , for we hope to yo forth and live as examples of the
best of the Mip])ocratic teachings.

While the true standard of the University lie.> in the worth of its students and .\lumni, still
the active administrative and executive ability is placed in your hands. Our Alma Mater is no
petty institution to be weakened by trifling broils and conceits, .so it is your duty to honor the
position to which you have Ijeen called, and it is no mean honor to be a member of the Faculty of
the University of Maryland — and to make your selfish interests subservient to that which is best
and good for the institution. You have done much good, but your opportunity today is greater
than ever and must be seized ujjon and advantage made of it. So, let peace anrl good will abound
at your council board, let no shadow of discord mar your <lelil)erations, and guard well the inter-
ests ])lace(l in your keeping.

We of 1907 go out to represent the University of Maryland. We realize our many short-
comings, but we believe that safety and certainty of the shijj's jirogress depends as much upon
the leadsman in the chain, who sounds the shallows of the seas, and upon the grimy .stoker in the
(!e|jths below, as it does upon the man at helm or the captain on the bridge. We cannot all be
teachers of medicine, but can uphold and expect to uphold the dignity of the profession, and de-
mand of you that all who listen to your teachings be fully imiiresscd with the great dignity of the
profession by looking to you for e.xamples.

Now, as we go each and every one our several ways to the four quarters of the earth as
ministers to the sick and suffering, we will continue to be bound to our .llina Mater and its
[■'acuity by the golden chain of pleasant memories.

.May the future generations help the worthy work of their prcdecesstjrs and make Baltimore
the .\thcns of .Xmcrica and this L'niversity its chief tem])le of learning.

ADir.u.

"THE LAW departmf;nt opens."

TIIK I.WV lACfl.TY

THE FACL'LTY ()F THE LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE
UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND.

BERNARD CARTER, Esq.,
Froz'ost.

JOHN PRENTISS FOE, Esq., A.P,., LL.D.,

Lecturer on Pleading. Practice, Evidence, Damages and Torts.

JAMES P. GORTER, Esq.. A.M., LL.B.,
Lecturer on Equity.

HONORABLE HENRY D. HARLAN, A.B., A.M., LL.B., LL.D..
Lecturer on Constitutional Law and Domestic Relations. ■

WILLIAM T. BRANTLY. Esq., A.B., B.M., LL.D.,
Lecturer on the Law of Contracts, Personal Property and Bailments.

JOSEPH C. FRANCE, Esq.. A.B.. LL.B.,
Lecturer on the Line of Corporations and Elementary Common Law.

HONORABLE HENRY STOCKBRIDGE, A.B., LL.B..
Lecturer on International Lazv. Conflict of Laws, Executors and Administrators

EDGAR ALLAN POE, Esq.. A.B., A.M., LL.B.,
Lecturer on the Law of Bills and Notes. Sales, Suretyship and Quasi Contracts.

W. CALVIN CHESNUT, Esq., A.B., LL.D.,
Lecturer on Criminal Law and the Law of Insurance.

JOHN J. DONALDSON, Esq.. LL.B.,
Lecturer on General Jurisprudence and Legal Ethics.

JOHN C. ROSE, Esq., LL.B..
Lecturer on Federal Jurisdiction and Procedure, Admiralty and BanLvuptcy.

HERBERT T. TIFFANY, Esq., A.B., LL.B..
Lecturer on Real Property and Leasehold Estates.

ELI FRANK. Esq., A.B., LL.B..
Lecturer on Title to Real Property and Com'cyaneing.

ALBERT C. RITCHIE. Esq., A.B.. LL.B..
Lecturer on Agency, Partnership, Carriers and Shipping.

IN MEMORIAM

THOMAS S. BAER

Who by his gentle patience and noble charac-
ter endeared himself to all who knew him. By the
law students of the University of Maryland, who
enjoyed the privilege of studying under his able
instruction, his memory is revered and adored.

Requiescat in pace

Senior Class.

OFFICERS.

G. L. Eppler, ^A® President

J. Clark, *5K Vice-President

H. E. Beachley Secretary

C. P. IJealmear Treasurer

y. I. Cook Sergeant-at-Arms

C. L. Prince, Jr., K2 Editor

A. J. Lilly, KS. .,

J. C. SULLIXAN. . . .
C. McK. CORDRAY.

J. J. Haydon, *K2.
"r. C. Rose, K2

Poet

. .Pro[>hct
. . . Orator
.Historian
. . . .Artist

EXECUTI\'E COMMITTEE

R. S. Williams, Chairman.
M. V. Wilson, *K5,
M. O. Shriver, Jr.,
T. M. B. Dunn,
H. D. Anthony, 2K,

J. F. MUDD,

T. P. Dkyden, K2,
J. J. H..\ydon, *K2,
E. H. Young,
J. Rowe,

C. McK. CoRDRAY.

|'4[iKlM

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Senior Class Roll.

Anthony, Henrv Delano, *2K.

Chestertown, Md.

"With just enough of learning to misquote."
Age 28, Weight 140, Height 5.8J4.

Bailey, Stuart Miadi'

Bahiniore, Md.

"But still his tongue ran on, the less
Of weight it had, with greater ease,
And, with its everlasting clack
Set all men's ears upon the rack."

Age 2r, Weight 140, Height 5.8.

Beachlky, Harry Edgar.

Hagerstown, Md.

"A statesman, who can side with every faction,
.A.nd yet most subtly can entwist himself
When he hath wrought the business up to
danger."

Age 24, Weight KiO, Height ."i.lO.

r.KAI.MKAK, Cl.i;\ i:i..\M) RdlilNSdN.

Baltimore. Md.

'If you should bait a steel trap with a ten-cent
])icce and jilace it within six inches of his

nioiUh, you would catch his soul."

.\,L,'c ■-'■-', \\cis;lU 1 r.'. Height r>.»'A.

Bl.AKE, KvF.RKTT I.lMl'KIN.

Baltimore. M^

'■| do know of these
Thai therefore onl\ are reputed wise
I'cir saying nothing."

.\ge -.'1. W'ciglil i:)S. Height 5.10.

(,'ooK. \kToK lo. NAM' I is.

i'.alliniore. Md.

"."^lave of the shcep>kin law hiKik;
What to him are Plato and the swing of
I'leiadesr"

Age 20. Wcigiit IT:!. Height i">.'4. Sergcant-at-
.\rms 'OC-'or.

C(ll<l)RA^■, CiiARi.Ks McKenhree.

Baltimore, Md.

"1 le is so full of pleasing anecdote,
So rich, so gay, so poignant in his wit,
Time vanishes before him as he speaks."

Age '^S, Weight i:!."), Height 5.8. Triangle Club.

Dkkn, William Bkewsteg.

Fowling Creek, Rid.

"Up from the tall and uncut pines he came
On learning bent :
Has learned his age and height, his weight and
name.

And is content.

Age -22, Weight i:i;'.;. Height 5.0.

DEWERS. (illKRIET.

Baltimore, Rid.

"If I Init owned thee, I would save my corn
From the invasions of the greedy crow ;
I'd .stand thee in my field at early morn,

.And watch the horrid creatures come and go. '

.\ge -^'S, Weight 1 IV, Height 5.1U. Baltimore
Citv College, '!)!).

|iioiii N. 'I'un.MAs ri;n 1., Ki. Baltimore. Md.

"llo spi-iU his (la\s ill riot most imcoiilli.
And vcxcil with iiiirlh the drowsy ear of nijjjlit.

A-e -.'1. Wcis;!)! 1 •".."., lii-iyln -Vll. Triaiii^lc Cliil)
Class I".\i'ciiti\(.' L'oniniitti'c, lixecutive Conimit-
tcf Atliklic Assiicialion, Manager Polo Team.

Dunn, Tiio.MAs .\ii:i\ I!i:.\S(in. J'.altiinnrc, M<1.

"( )nc' wlinm till' imisic of his nwii tmiijjiK-
Dotli ravish, likr mchantinu;' hannimy."

Age '■'<'>. Wc'ight I.".-.'. Height .").lti4. Ivxecutivc
Committee.

I'.i K \i. .\(ik.M AN Kas, .\.li. Baltimore. Md.

" 1 1' 1>\ MUir Ihiirs \(iiir sins shmild imnihcred hi-.
An.m'N in I leaven were nut mure ])nre than
thee.''

A,l;a' :!I, \\ci,i.;ht l-.'.".. llei-hl .'..C' i. Western
.Marvland (.'..lle-e.

100

Ei-r,ioTT, John HAnERSiiAM, B®n.

Beaufort, S. C.

"A merrier man,
Within the limits of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour's talk withal."

Age 2(!, Weight DVi, Height, 5.11.

Epplkr, Cf.orc.k Loins, B. S., 'J'A®.

Cumberland, Md.

"Yet do I fear thy nature ; it is too full of the milk
of human kindness."

Age 24, Weight 137, Height 5.G'/j. Triangl-
Club. President ■04-'05, President '0(!-'O7.

FiCARS, Charucs Craig.

"Here's
Mr. Fears,
Whose picture to the right appears,
Old in experience, young in years.
Whose presence stimulates and cheers
When he is loaded to the ears
With Beers."

Age S-"), Weight 14(), Height 5.10.

101

Milton, Va.

l"i)Km:sTi:K. Hi:ki:i:i<t Ciikisti.w. I'.altininrc. M<1.

"And all licr l<ioks a calm disclose
Of innocence and truth."

Alic 2i), Weight H(i, Height (i. Baltimore Cit*
College, "(11.

Imo.knv, r.i:NjAMiN Lr.oNiDAS. Salisbury, M

"His speeches to an hour-glass,
Do some resemblance show ;
llecause the longer time they run, —
The shallower they grow."

.\ge ■-'1. Weight ICO. IK-ight. .">.ll.

(', \KiA. Tiio.MAS l"i(i;i>i:i;uK, ji;.. A.l'... 'I'iK riallinxire. .Md.

"I'.efore us stands .Adonis, clotheil in all the ,L;liir\

of his manly beauty."
Agi -.'1. Weight i:.'.. Height .VI 1. W'a.shingtoi'

College.

102

Goldman, L. Edwin, A.B., *BK.

Baltimore, Md.

"Command a mirror hither — straight."

Age 23, Weight Kid, Height 5.9. Johns Hop-
kins 'Oo.

Griswold, Robertson, A.B.

Baltimore, Md.

"It is wonderful to think how near conceit is to
insanity ; and yet how many folks are suffered
to go free, and foaming with it."

Age •2■^. Weight 138, Height t\:2. Johns Hop-
kins '05.

Hambleton, Henry Warfield.

"The babe.
Who, capable of no articulate sound.
Mars all things with his imitative lisp."

Age 22. Weight 150, Height 5.10.

103

Easton, Md.

J Ia.m ii.TdN. William IIiiwai^i), <1>K2.

Baltimore, Md.

"I am a sccmul Alcxainlcr. come
Tt> urcncli the world from its appniiUc-d course.

Age tiii. Weight 1")0, Height 5.11.

Haydon, John Joseph, K2.

Frederick, .M

"Enjoy the honey dews of slumber.
Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies
Which busy care draws in the brains of men.
Wherefore thou slec])'st so soundly."

Age 22, Weight Kii), Height 'i.lO'A. Triangle
Club. Treasurer 'O.^-'OG. Historian 'OG-'OT. Ex-
ecutive Committee.

Il-KBKRT. GKoHC.I' 1'"kaNK.

I'laltimore, Aid.

1 pray thee, do not disagree with mc ; it only
serves to show your colossal ignorance.

Age 21, Weight 1 1."). Height -VG

104

Jones, John Lawrrnce.

Baltimore, Md.

"For I have neither wit, nor words, nor wcrth,
Action, nor utterance, nor power of speech,
To stir men's blood."

Age 51, Weight 138, Height 5.10.

Joyce, Ch.m<les Ne\vm.\n, A.B., *K2,

Yon can lead an ass to knowledge,
But vou cannot make him think.

Baltimore, Aid.

.Age 3:?, Weight 145, Height
Nirg-inia.

L'niversitv of

Kaufman, Lawrence S.

Baltimore, AI

When by a jury one is tried.
Twelve of his equals are implied :
Then Kaufman might attempt in vain,
This sacred privilege to obtain.
Since human nature ne'er on earth —
Gave to twelve equal rascals birth.

Age 31, Weight 1-15, Height, 5.7>2

105

Kkll.max, Harry T.

Baltimore, Md.

"If he had wings lie'd make a noble buzzard
Age 2-i, Weight i:K), Height 5.53/.

King, Hkrhert.

Baltimore. Md.

".Man"s work is from sun to sun.
Hut the 'Hdiut's' work is never done.

.\ge -r.', Weii,dn ICH. Heigiit
Citv College.

Haltinidi "0

IMKIIIM'.R. CiKORl'.K 11i:nRV. .\.1'.

Baltimore, Md.

"Whence an<l wh.it arc thmi, execrable shape?"

.\ge -r,. Weiglil i:.ti. Height :>.H)',.. Loyola Col-
lege.

106

Lkith, Ci-arkn'ok AIir.Tox, <|)KS.

\'ienna, Ya..

■ A lion aniono- ladies is a most dreadful thing."

Age 22, Weight 14.i, Height -kIO. Triangle
Club. President '(I5-'(I(;.

Ln.r.Y. .Vi'S'nx Ikxkixs, K2.

Baltimore, Md.

"I'd rather be a kitten and cry mew.
Than one of these same metre ballad-mnngers."

Age 2.5, Weight i;5S, Height 'i.!!. Triangle Club.
I'oet '()l-"()."). Poet "O.")-"!!!;. Poet ■|)(;-'iir. .Asso-
ciate Editor Terra Mar'uc.

McCf.nT'Y, r.F.oRf,].; P.M'TiCRSoN. Laurel, Md.

"And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind."
Age 27, Weight 15.5, Height J.IO'/S.

107

Makink. Ai.1'Ui;i) Sti'.nt.i.k.

IJrookview, .Md.

"Tlicrc is a pleasure in hein^; mad
W'liich iiDiu- l)iit luailiiicn know."

( )\vi';.\s. [ciii.x I'jiw AKii

Baltimore. .M

"\\ hn is this that darkeneth counsel by wordr
without knowledge ?"

.\"e -.'1. WeiHu i::.. lleiirht -VS.

iII.N I\\ KKI.V C.hom;. A.P).

Dover, Dei.

' Sueh nun as he he never at heart's case
W hilst they l)ehnld a greater than themselves. *"

Age ■>:>. Weight 1 I'l. Height ."..:. Delaware Col-
lege '(i:!.

UKS

I'UKKiNS, Louis Clifton,

LSaltiniore, M<

"He has, I know not what,
( )f greatness in his looks and of high fate,
That ahnost awes me."

Age 24, Weight 150, Height r,.'.)]/..

I'lHI.KKT, HaKK\' rillLIP.

Bensries, Md.

"He draweth out tlie thread of liis vcrl)osity
Finer than tlie staple of his argument."

.Vsre :U. Weight 14."), Height .").S.

Pi'i'CIIKK, N.\TIi.\N PuMI'HKK'i'. .\.I'>.

Hahimore, Md.

"Fair nature's sweet simplicity
With elegance refined."

.Age 2)5, Weight 128, Height 5.7. Johns Hop-
kins I'nivcrsitv '05.

109

I'RiNci;, C'ii.\Ki.i> l.KM i'i;i.. |n.. k:

I'.alliiiicirc, M<1.

"HuIk lid ,shar|)-t<i<illu'il nnkimliK^s like ;« \iiltin\'
here !
.\\iiiil tlie fiiricius hea^t —
It lie may have his '(iriiKr he never eares
At wliose expense — n ir frieml nor patron
spares."

Ak'-c •.'■.'. W'eii^Wit 1-Ml. Ilei.i^ht :<X<. 'l'rian.L;le riuh.
Prophet '(i.",-'(i(;. hMiior Tcrni Mtirur.

Reynolds, I''i>\\ akd Tatkick.

I'laltiniorc, Mii.

"'I'lu- rahhle gather 'round the man of new:
And listen willi their months wide open."

.\5,'e ? \\ei.s,dit ? Height?

M i;, .MoKuis .\i.iii:i<T.

Ililtimurc. Md.

"Here's a large mouth, inched,
That ^pits forth deaUi ;iud mountains, I'oeks and

seas ;
Talks as faunliarly of rearing lions
As maids of thirteen do nf puppy dogs."

A-'c •'1. W'ei-hl I o , llei-lu "..'.',

110

Rose, Riciiaku Contee. K2.

Baltimore, Md.

"His thoughts,
Are combinations of disjointed things —
■And forms, impalpable and unperceived
By others' sight, familiar were to his."

Age 21, Weight 135, Height 5.1!. Triangle Club.
Treasurer Athletic Association '06-'07. Assist-
ant Manager Polo Team 'Ofi-'OT. Associate Edi-
tor Terra Maricc.

Russ. Da\id Scarlett.

Brunswick, Ga.

"A man may smile and smile, and be a villain."
Age 20, Weight 1(!0, Height -xi).

RowE, John Is.\.\c.

Baltimore, Md.

"There is cither liquor in his ]iate or money in his
purse when he looks merrily."

Age 21, Weight loO, Height .5.11'/2.

Ill

SciiiNDLKK. William Tiii:(iihiri:. Jr.

Baltimore, Mrl.

"Seldom he smiles : and smiles in sueli a sort.
As if he mocked himself, and scorned his spirit
That could he moved to smile at anything."

.Vse ■.':'.. \\ei.t;ht l:!l. llei-ht :...-).

SciiMinr, CiiAKi.i;s \'. W

llaltimorc. .Mi!

"I'.iles his lip as who should say there were wit
in his head; and so there is; hut it lies as
eoldK in him as tire in a flint, which will not
show with knoekini;'."

.\i;e :iii. Weight 1 in. Height '>.!.

Siiuiv i-.R. .Mark ( )wim.s. Ik., .X.H.

lialtiniore, .Md.

"Here Nature in her glass — the wanton elf —
Sits gravely making faces at herself.
.\nd while she scans each clumsy feature o'er
Repeats the blunders that she made before."

Age •.':'.. Weighi i:'.;. Height .VT. Loyo'.a Col-
lege '('■.'. ivxi'cntive C'ommittee.

112

Sullivan, n.wiiCL Stephen. ' Baltimore, M

"Wax to receive and marble to retain."
Age 3(1, Weight 135, He'gh't 5.5.

SULL1\A.\, )(lll\ CaKKuLL, L').S.

Raltimore, Mu.

"That he's ne"er known to change his mind
Is surely nothing strange:
For no one yet could ever find
He'd any inind to change."

Age 5:i, \\'eight 1-10, Height 5.7. Calvert Hall
College. Prophet 'Od-'dT,

TiioMi'SoN, RoBESdX Lea.

Baltimore. Md.

"He cannot flatter! —
An honest mind an<l plain, — he must speak truth."

Age '^1, Weight 151. Height 5.11. Historian
■05-'0i;,

113

Tkukokk. Andkkw 11i:ki;i:kt.

Baltimori.'. .M(

"A dream, a sliadmv. huhhlc. air. a
N'ajior at the best."

Ajje '-'•?. W'eiglit r,'o. Height :>X>\j. lialtiniore
City College 'dl.

\Vi:iiSTi;K. i.i.niii. r..S.. <I'K*.

i:a>l New Market. .Nh

"U this the thing the gmul l.ord made and gave
'I'll liavi' (Idniininn over sea and land"^"

Age -.'1. Weight IIS, Height :>.S. P.ucknell I'ni-
\ersilv.

W Kl.l.S. WaI.TKK ICNATILS.

Hanipstead. Md.

"He boasts about tlic trutli. I've Iieard.

And vows he'd never break it.
Of course, a man must keep his word
\\'hen nobody will take it."

Age '.'•-'. Weight 1 I't, Heiglit ."•••i

114

W'liiTi;, Hmmkt Wallace. K2.

Allendale, Md.

"A clii'd, infirm of purpose and of feeling, blown
about by every breath, shaken by a sigh and
melted by a tear."

Age 20, Weight 14,5, Height 5.11>4. TriangK-
Club Sergeant-at-Arms "05-"0()

WlLCUX, llow.VKU Ckl'ictt.

Baltimore, Md.

"Who knows himself a braggart
Let him fear this ; for it will come to pass
That every braggart shall be found an ass."

Age 21, Weight 128, Height o.S. Baltimore City
College '01. Prophet 'Oi-'O."!. Secretary '().5-'0(!.

W'U.LIA.MS, K.W.MIIM) SAM)EkSt)N, A.B.,

Baltimore, AM.

"Come hither, ye that press your beds of down
and sleep not.
See him sweating o'er his bread before he
eats it."

Age 2:i, Weight l--)ii. Height 5.(i>4. Princeton.
Executive Committee.

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WiisuN, Wii.r.iK \.\NCi:. I'h.l!,. <^K2.

Cuinl)crl;iii(l, Md.

I lliiiik tlu' ik'\il will iini liavc inc damned, lest
tlu- ak-iiitdl tliats in nic slioiild set Ileli oil
tire."

.Age 2:i, Wiiirht i:in, Iki.ulu :>..".. Dickcrson Col-
lege.

W'UUU, W'll.l.lA.M Al'THLI)

Catonsville. .M

".Melliinks tli(jn werl ill named: tin hodv's sub-
stance
Included in tlie n:nne. doth mar it-- meanin.i;.
Had but tb\' lu-ad been named, tlieii it were dif-
ferent."

.\i;e I'-'. Wei.ulu I'-'n. lleij;lit .")..")>^.

^ iilM.. b'.l.liKMH,!-: I llMiD,

r.altinidrc. Md.

"\n\\ know, my friends, with what a brave carouse
I made a .second marriage in mine hou.sc :
niviirced old barren Reason from mv he(l.
And t^dk the daughter of the vine to spou'-e."

.\ge --'ii. Weight l-Mi. Height li.

116

FiNl.KV. ClIAKI.l'S riKATTv. Jr., A.B.

Elkton, Md,

"Cold-blooded, smooth-faced, placid miscreant!!'
Asje 27. Welo-ht Kio, Heisrht 5.8 1/. Princeton.

Baker, I. Emdkv.

"He does nothing but frown ; he is full of unman-
nerly sadness in his youth."

Age 21, Weight i:!"). Height 5.10.

Bayless, Wii-r.r.\M Shaer. B«n.

"He'll keep a secret well, or I'm deceived
For what he says will never be believed."

Age 23, Weight 175, Height 5.10.

BoYCE, W. Graham, A.B., AA*.

"A learned gentleman, who will rescue your estate
from the hands of your enemies, and keep it
for himself.''

Age 21. Weight 15(i, Height 5.11.

Fairplay, Md.

Baltimore, Md.

k'CK, Walter Hooper.

"Why should a man, whose blood is warm within.
Sit like his grandsire, cut in alabaster?"

.Age 28, Weight 130, Height 5.7.

117

Baltimore, Md.

Cator, Benjamin Fkanki.in, A*.

"Like the ovster. he iiiaiiitaiiu-th the silence of
(hijiiified reserve."

Ago ?:!. \\ei','ht ]X\ Height 5.9.

Baltimore. Md.

Clark, Tami:s. A.B.. -l>iK.

Ellicott Citv. Mtl.

"I (k) begin to jierceive ( ?) tliat 1 am made
an ass."

.\ge 2-.', Weight HiO. Heigiit .">.ll. St. John's.
\'ice-presi(lent '(I(i-'(I7.

Dkniiahd, I^Mir. Ixiiidi.i'ii.

".Absence of occnpatioii is not rest;
A mind (juite vacant is a mind oppressed."

.•\gc •■>\. Weight IIS, Height 5.11.

Baltimore, Md.

DiNNKICN, Hl-Nin- llolSTDN.

"None but a Fof>I is always right."
.\ge -Jn, Weight l.'.i;. IKigbt li'/j.

Baltimore, Md.

F.iiLKN, Frank SN()\vr)KN.

".\ffectation is a greater enemy to the face than
smallpox."

.\ge -'1, Weight isn. Height 0.2.

Baltimore. Md.

Hans, Kvan Donovan, K2.

"( )h ! as the bee upon the flower, I hang
L'|)i>n the honey of thy eloquent tongue.'

Age 21, Weight icr. Height <>.
118

Baltimore, Md.

MuDD. John Francis, B.A.

' A wretched soul, bruised witli adversity."
Ao;e 2-?, Weight l<sr.. Height r>.2. St. John's.

Bryaiitown, Md.

Sv.AL, Gkorgic MriJK.w, 'I'KS.

Smith, Lk Roy.

"So hath he conquered all the devil's art
( )f 'Advertisement,' that his skill can paint
.A lie more radiant than the fairest truth ;
.Makes Hell attractive ; deserts bloom ; and makes
Insurance seem as sure as it is not."

Age 35, Weight KiO, Height 5.10.

"This is some fellow, who, having been praised
for bluntness, doth affect a saucy roughness."
"Down all the stretch of Hell to its last gulf

Age 28, Weight 185, Height, 5.8J.4.

Baltimore, Aid.

Snow Hill, Md.

Stansbury, Benjamin .Alpheus, A.B., A.M.

There is no shape more horrible than this."
Age 2(i, Weight 148, Height 5.8%.

Hampstead, Md.

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To RELATE a true and full history of the great and illustrious Class of 1907 is a task
that I dare not attempt. Space and time will not permit, to say nothing of ability
and other little et ceteras scarcely worth mentioning. For those who feel a really
deep interest in our career as students at the U. of M., and who earnestly desire to hear
of our thrilling adventures and deeds of valor as "under-classmen," I can do no better than
refer them to the most admirable work of Mr. Hammond, Terra Maricr, MCMV, Vol. 1, page
32.5, wherein will be found set forth in the most pleasing style the more important events of
our first year; and also to that great work of Mr. Thompson, Terra Maria, MCMVI, Vol.
3, page 130, where is related with Mr. Thomi'.^on's usual cleverness and wit the principal
features of that, our second year. Having thus covered the first two years with admirable
brevity, it falls to my lot to proceed more in detail with our third and last.

Tiie opening of the year 190()-"07 found us, with few exceptions, back again, ready, but
by no means willing, to resume our work as learned and serious Seniors. White was one
of the exceptions. Poor chap, he should have been named "Peter Peaceful." But Fortune,
the contrary jade, is no respecter of the doctrine of the "fittest," and just the day before,
while Emmut was filling the dangerous and difficult role of "Edward Ejector," he was falsely,
fraudulently, wantonly, brutally, and with malice prepense, assaulted and beaten by a band
of ungcntlemanly trespassers, so that he nearly sufifered the loss of his nose. Wherefore
we were deprived of his company for ten long days. Wc also missed the sweet, (mel)odi-
ous voice of Williams, T. C, who, in previous years, had become famous for asking ques-

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tioiis in order to display his knowledge. — to say nothing of his asininity. It was he who
made the phenomenal run for President in his first year; had it not been for some friend
who kindly stopped him, he would have been running yet.

On our entrance into the lecture hall, a great suri)rise greeted us. to wit: The Faculty,
in an unparalleled burst of generosity, had Iia<l the ])anelling repainted a beautiful am-
ber ( ?) hue. and the walls delicately retouched with whitewash. Our hearts melted within
us at the sight, and while we were at first inclined to view this unaccustomed extravagance
as a dangerous precedent, in tlic end we surrendered to gratitude pure and simple. But,
uh the wonder of it !

There were many other change.^!, too. The Library was clean, and there was not a book
out of place, — a condition (juite unusual, which continued for almost a week. We missec
the fair, innocent face of Morg.\n, who made himself famous as Librarian last year, and
got a poem written about himself. But his place was soon worthily filled — shall we say
competently? Be.vchley for a while kept the place in fine order; but, alas! there are more
amusing and enticing places than the Library in close proximity to the University. It
might be added, parenthetically, that Bkaciilev and his quondam assistant, Ei'plkr. deserve
at least two poems. Most of the men looked the same as usual, except that they had lost that
worried, haggard look, so in evidence last May, brought on by hard study. A number of
them, too, showed by their brown complexions that they had been oflf at some seashore, or
otherwise enjoying the vacation in good outdoor sports. But amid these slight changes,
many things wore the same old familiar look (including the Captain), and we greeted
them as old friends.

Primarily, this is a history. But, after all, what is "the history of a class?" There is
little appeal to anyone in the history of a "class," as such. Such a history would or should
be, cold, austere, impersonal ; the winding-sheet of all that is filled with the joy of life ; —
and that is not what we want. Rather do we want the ragged edges of "personality" under
the jesting guise of which may be discerned the warm, pulsing blood of the Man, the In-
dividual. Therein lies the making of true history, not of the Class, but of the people. And
we will try to let you, dear reader, sum up for yourself the history of the class as a body,
from the bits of history taken from the active, daily life of some of us. If you can glimpse
the Class of 1907 as it really is. or was, from these sidelights on a few lucky ( ?) members,
then will our task as Historian have been fulfilled, if not worthily, at least in all willingness.

Therefore: It is a known fact that rjii.r.iNCSi.icv was the first man asleep this j-ear, for
the Poet whispered in my ear: "Behold, he sleepeth," — and I beheld. Bu.i.i.vgslkv,. no
doubt, enjoyed his nap, and I might also say that the Poet was a close second.

One night, feeling rather restless and in no mood for study, I wandered over to
Lilly's room, expecting to find him hard at work on International Law; instead, he was
sitting on the bed vigorously flipping a quarter into the air. When I inquired as to the cause
of such flippancy, he said, in very solemn tones : "It's just this: Heads, I push a Blue Pen-
cil;— Tails, I carry a Green Bag." I at length talked him out of his serious humor, and
persuaded him to invest his quarter at "Gordon's."

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there \\as to be an examination on it. At that very moment it ceased to be a pleasure and
became work. Under this heading, Pkof. Donaldson discussed men and their customs and
habits from Adam to date (inchuHng, of course, everything but the Peach). He dwelt with
much length on the primeval man of the caves, and talked learnedly of Mastodons, sabre-
toothed Tigers, and all sorts of ferocious wild beasts, but of all "the Fighting Man was
the Unit."

One Friday afternoon during one of his lectures, I was deeply interested and was tak-
ing voluminous notes. Suddenly I was interrupted by Weu,s, who sat next to me. As he
seized my arm and cried : "Save me, save me, the sabre-toothed tiger is about to devour me,"
he presented a pitiable picture of fright. I shook him and woke him up, and soon convinced
him that it was only a "Day-mare."

The Moot Court did a rushing business for about three weeks. In one case Romk
argued that he had all the Law on his side, and declared himself surprised when his learned
brother on the other side attempted to contest the case. Therefore he asked the Court for
$5,000 worth of damages, and was much discouraged and chagrined when he did not get a
cent, — not even a smell, think of that !

Shriver put his case quite forcibly before "Criminal" Ciiesnut, sitting as a Court of
Equity; and during his harangue whispers could be heard, "A future J. P. P." Had he
chewed soap and foamed at the mouth, his success would have been complete.

Hans distinguished himself in his case. But it was too bad that in his excitement he
forgot where Venice was located. Lucky for him that no one mentioned roller skates, for
it is certain that he would have dropped everything and run post haste to the "Garage."

\\'hen Rose was asked why he did not argue his case more strongly, he said: "It's
against my principles; I just naturally can't even talk against booze."

One day during a quiz on International Law, Leith, who was probably dreaming of the
fair fields of Virginia, was unexpectedly called. Stockbridge put the question something
like this: "Mr. Leith, is the enemy in time of war allowed to wear the uniforms of the op-
posing belligerent, in order to conceal his movements?"

Leith (straightening up) : "Oh, yes, sir; all is fair in love and war."

Stockbridge: "I see you are not well versed in the latter subject."

He then turned his attack on Young. "Mr. Young, distinguish the cases 'Atherton vs
Atherton,' and 'Haddock vs. Haddock.' Deacon, looking very blank, — "Indeed, Judge, I
never knew they had anj' trouble."

In one of the quizzes on Evidence, Mr. Poe asked Gaither a question and received this
answer: "I have it in my mind, Mr. Poe, but I can't get it out." Some time later, during a
quiz on Jurisprudence, Mr. Donaldson, after calling a number of names, came to Kell-
MAN, who bravely answered up. "Now, Mr. Kell.man, give me, in your own language. Sir
Henry Main's theory." The Class was utterly astounded when he answered in English.

Several weeks before the mid-year exams., Sullivan, Wilcox, and Dunn were holding
a heart-to-heart talk on Evidence, when one of them (immaterial which one) made the fol-
lowing remark: "I've got it now. I'll just kill those e.xams., and I'll make a noise like a hun-
dred : — for I'll put my answers under a videlicet, and then I won't have to prove what I say."

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About this time, Cordray, better known as Lord Mansfiki-D, was giving, free of charge
(for he is a most generous fellow) lectures on "I low to pass Jurisprudence." The sub-
stance of his lecture was this: "Boys, there are three things you must know to pass Juris-
prudence; first. Sir Henry Main's Theory; second, the Fighting Man; and third and most
important of all, the two elements of human nature. \\ ilh these firmly rooted in your
brain, there will be no danger of flunking."

The Class owes a great debt to Pardek, Mudd, and Wilso.n', who together thrashed
out the fiercest question in Conflict of Laws, — the exterritorial effect of a decree of divorce.
They at length decided, "That a man can ha%'e a wife in every State, and a divorce in every
State, from all his wives not domiciled within that State. So that, whatever State he hap-
pens to be in, he will have a wife without the trouble and expense of carrying one with
him, and still is not subject to indictment for Polygamy." They also state that South Caro-
lina is an exception to the rule. Pardee wrote a dissenting opinion of much length and great
depth, based upon Public Policy.

We come now to a transformation scene, — our first Senior Smoker. The Lecture Hall,
that we left in the afternoon, a hall of learning and serious study, is now a place of festivity
and revelry. Those sacred tables, used only for supporting learned writings, are now de-
filed and polluted with kegs, bottles, glasses and various other things. Oh, Desecration !
Would that I could find the perpetrator, that I might, — shake his hand and commend his
most excellent taste. Needless to say, we hada royal good time. Toasts and speeches were
made by such eminent orators as Anthony, Lord Mansfield, Donoiiue, and others.

After the mid-year exams., that nightmarish stumbling block in the ways of the stu-
dent's imagined progress, there was much weeping and gnashini? <rf teeth (especially
sabre-teeth) ; and great was the anxiety of the poor Seniors until Judge Stockbridge turned
in his marks.

Our new acquisition, Mr. Rose, started the second term with a lightning lecture on
Federal Procedure, giving us a bewildering example of how much one man can say in one
hour if he really tries. It is the general opinion tliat Judge Stockbridge must now give way
to this speedy and more formidable speaker, — who, by the way, remarks how well the Class
sleeps during his lectures.

It is true that Wood was up before the Faculty, charged with higli treason. For thrice
did he try to usurp the throne of Equity, and it was only by main force that Mr. Gorter
regained his post. Wood filed a plea that it was a joke. The Class is open to conviction ;
but ???—!!

It was announced a short time ago that Prince, Leith, F.ppler, Dr\T)EN, White, Rowe,
and some others, had formed a Dramatic Society, and that their rendition of the appalling
catastrophe, entitled "The Mystery of the Juniors' Smoker, or W ho Stole the Beer," was
a howling success.

Finlev, having passed the State Board, felt that he could not dojustice to his feelings of
joy, alone. So he gave a Smoker to the Class, which was greatly appreciated, and im-
mensely enjoyed. And, on account of such generosity, he becomes famous, and will go
down through the annals of Time, a great man, and his praises will be sung forever.

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Prince, another one of the chosen few who took the Bar exam, before graduation, imme-
diately upon learning the result, purchased a handsome pair of kid gloves, and went out
to celebrate the joyous occasion in a fitting manner. We will not attempt to say where
he went, but we have a suspicion that he passed a good many city bar exams, on his
way

There are a number of events concerning a number of men that have been omitted by
special request, and for other reasons. Then, too, in the pleasure of chronicling such
events, howsoever famous they may be, one is likely to draw out the thread of one's verbosity
finer than the staple of one's historical fund.

So I shall conclude by thanking my readers for their kind attention and by wishing that
good fortune will attend all those who are mentioned herein, as they leave the old Alma
Mater and enter upon life's great struggle.

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TO KNOW OR NOT TO KNOW.

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H( )\V to draw aside tlic \cil or mist wliicli separates tlir fdrnicr fi'inn the latter, or tlie
present from tlie future, so ;is to more clearly foretell what is in st<irc for each indi-
vidual member of this <li^tinj;uislietl Class, was a most peri)le.\in;^' (|uestion for the
T'roi)hct of tlie Class of 1007.

Tlie attem])t to ac(|uit myself of this task by means of astrology was of no avail, for
they, being a class of individual stars, did only negative the effect of the stars upon them.
Whilst in this dilemma and worn out from excessive study ( ?), I fell into a sc-mnd sleep
and awoke to find — not that I had slept a few hours, but many years, and that startling
changes had taken place.

1 started out to see the town, and also the hoys, 'I'lie lirst 1 had the pleasure of meet-
ing was my friend I 'ii:i.i:nr. I started in to ask liim a series of ipiestions as to the where-
abouts of our old classmates, and was agreealily sur]ir;sed to learn that he had kept a
record oi their wanderings, to which record I readily betook myself.

Imagine my surprise \o leaiii therein thai the leading newspa]ier of the city was edited
by no less a personage than rm.Nci:. .\nother interesting feature of the paper was the
splendid cartf)on w<jrk of Kosi:. l.i'.ini and W'lirii:. Cii.\ki.i:s told me that the}- all gave up
the profession of law for that of journalism — not that they were unsuccessful in the practice
of law, for from the constant use of I'iki.Krt's notes they liad been very successful, but that
they cared more for the good they could accomplish through the medium of the press than
for any money they could receive from any other source.

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I next pcrcliaiiced to meet \\'altkr TjUCK, of the finii of Buck, Thompson & Wii.-
LiAiMS, who insisted that I should come over to see their sumptuously furnished offices, and
tliey were indeed as he had described them. \\ hile I was there Wif.liams and Thompson
were discussing a case that was to be tried that day before JuuGic Reynolds. This would
naturally make it interesting, but my interest was intensified upon learning that the oppos-
ing counsel was the firm of Dunn, Cook and Eckard.

In the office of the latter firm there were a number of books published by the firm of
Dryden & Hans, among the most prominent of which were Fears' Constitutional Law.
DiNNEEN on International Law, and King's Testamentary Law in Maryland, comprising
twenty volumes, and citing practically every Maryland case on this interesting subject.

When Judge Reynolds' Court was reached we were agreeably surprised to see that
Ed. had taken care of his old friends by appointing Dewers and Nelson bailififs and Woods
the Court crier. Woods seemed delighted to know that he could attract attention and at
the same time have the pleasure of hearing himself talk.

Clark and Wade Brown were the leading lawyers of Howard county; Clark was mak-
ing a specialty of Corporation Law, and Brown of Criminal Law, and of course it is need-
less to state that Brown was much the busier man.

C. R. P. Brown had opened up an office and had one case — the suit-case he always
carried. He guarded this very carefully, as he did not want to lose his first and only case.

Beachley and Legge had opened up law offices in Hagerstown and were doing (every-
body) very nicely; Beachley was somewhat of a politician, being the State's Attorney for
Washington county, while Lkgge attenrled strictly to his profession.

Eppler had formed a partnership with Wilson, and thev had started the practice of
their profession in that flourishing ( ?) town of Cumberland. Eppler was the business
agent of the firm, while Wilson performed the legal duties. Epplick had introduced an in-
novation in the profession by giving to his clients trading stamps in the form of champagne
checks, or, more accurately, beer checks, and it seemed to have the desired effect.

H.vmilton had given up law and returned to his first love and was the President of a
successful bank, having as tellers Anthony and Bailey. Howard told me he kept them,
as it was very hard to get honest men.

Troeger had given up law, and was the President of a Trust Company ; lie rather |)re-
ferred to trust a trust company than to trust to law — for his existence. Bl.vki; and Bi;.\l-
mEar were the managers of the real estate department of this company; Blakic had become
an expert at this immovable, deriving his experience during his course at the V. of M.

The name of LT. of M. reminds me that Copeland was lecturing on International Law,
and on hearing that and for old time's sake I decided to visit once more the scene of so
many happy days. As I entered Copeland was explaining to the Class that this was a very
changeable subject, and judging by the appearance of some familiar faces, the subject was,
indeed, more changeable than some of the members of the Class, .\fter the lecture on In-
ternational Law I stayed to hear Cordray's lecture on Jurisprudence (an interesting sub-
ject and an interesting lecturer). Cordray spent the hour lecturing to the Class on the
primitive man, and the fact that the primitive man was the head of the family, which at that

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time seemed rather hard to believe, for the reii^ii of llie woman was sii[)reme. and how we all
longed for the good old days — when everybody worked but father. I'.efore leaving I de-
cided to visit the Library; one of the most useful of tlic new additions I noticeil to be Kkll-
M.\N on Conflict of Laws. After perusing the same, I came to realize the [ihilosophy of the say-
ing, "Are you a single man or are you married?"

CioLDM.NN and Gaitiier had gone into politics, each taking a turn at representing their
districts in Congress. It was a put-up job, but as they were both gond men. no one seemed
to object. SiiRivER had also gone into politics, and was adxocating some much-needed re-
forms. Mark had also taken care of his friends by having P>.\vi.i:ss and ("iAKKv appointed
to the beauty scjuad, for such splendid specimens of manhood were few and far between.

"Okacon" Young had become an ardent advocate of socialism, had wriiten several
books on this subject, controlled a socialistic newspaper, and was superintendent of a Sun-
day School, and by the way he was reaping in gold, was doing everything but practicing the
radical methods that he preached. Junci-; had control of a humorous magazine, and he was
deservedly successful, for John had that rare gift of humor that is found in but few men,
and it was gratifying to note that he was giving the public the benefit of it. At John's
suggestion we decided to take a trip to one of the shore resorts. On boarding the car we
found the conductor to be our friend Owens, who informed us that Jack Havdon was the
general manager of the company, and that several of the boys were conductors on the
road, including Ross and RowK.

On alighting from the car at our destination we were attracted by an unseemly noise
which we at once recognized to be the voice of Rome — Ro.me was the barker for a variety
show that was being managed by the Donahue Bros. We found Kaueman to be the door-
keeper; so, of course, no tickets were necessary; Herbert ushered us to our places (the best
seats in the house), and just as we were making ourselves comfortable Pardee announced
a song i)y Messrs. ^L\RINE and Fowler, composed by i.ii.r.v. the famous composer. The
next number was a powerful one-act melodrama, the principals of which were Wells, Den-
hard, ScHiNDLER, and ScHMH)T; ScHMHvr takiii.g the jiart nf the villain. Just as we were
about to applaud some of SchmdjT's splendid act'ng I awnke In find I was still back in I'.Mi;
and StiiMir)T was still arguing his meniDrable (for len;,'tli ) case in the im i(it-ci>urt.

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CLASS ROLL.

Liii'is Ashman rialtinmrc, Atd.

KoHKRT B. Bacon Baltimore, Md

A. IL Bailey Baltimore, Md.

S. ^L Bailey Baltimore, Md.

J. E.MoKY I!aker Crimes, Md.

F. H. Barclay I'.altimore, Md.

T. Marvin Bartlrtt Baltimore. Md.

W. S. Baylkss, BWn Baltimore, Md.

L. P. Bean Inkerman, W. Va.

IL IL BesciiE Baltimore, Md.

Allen S. Bowie Baltimore, Md.

H. F. Bremer Baltimore, Md.

Benj. F. Cator, a* Baltimore, Md.

Charles Clagktt l-pper Marlboro, Md.

Herbert B. Clark Baltimore, Md.

Lennox Clemens, *K2. . .Ciovan.stown, Md.

Geo. T. Coulson. Jr Baltimore, Md.

VVm. J. Coyne Baltimore, Md.

G. F. Cushwa, *K2 Ilagerstown, Md.

Henry IL DinneEn Baltimore, Md.

K. EcKHARDT Baltimore, Md.

W.SLTKR D. EiSMAN P>altimore, Md.

J. IL Elliott, B0n Beaufort, S. C.

C. Craig Fears Wilton, \'a.

Bern ARID J. Flynn P.altimore, Md.

John T. Ford, Jr P.aUimnrc, Md.

A. P. FoRSYTHE, Jr Hood's Mills, Md.

Benj. L. Freeny Salisbury, Md.

Joseph Gaffin Baltimore, Md.

W. Howard Gaii AN. *Ki Baltimore, Md.

Samuel Goldstone Baltimore, Md.

Melvin E. Graham Baltimore, Md.

W. H. Grant Ellicott City, Md.

Robertson Griswolu Baltimore, Md.

Albert B. Hali Rossville, Md.

W. E. Hardman Baltimore. Md.

C. Morris Harrison Baltimore, Md.

George Hartman PlKcnix. Md.

VViNFii:i.i> B. IIakwakp. Ki. . . .Fulford, Md.

Charles Yaeger. .

IL R. C. IIiCKKY r.altiinorc

Frank J. Hoen, *K2 Baltimore

C. Albert Hough P.altimore

Wm. II. Hudgins Baltimore

Thomas Hughes, Jr., a*. . . .Baltimore
IL Courtney Jenifer. ^KS. . . .Towsoii

C. N. Joyce. *K2 Baltimore

Eli S. Katten Baltimore

W. IT. KlinESMith I'lallimore

Frank N. H. Lang Baltimore

G. W. Legge, Jr Oaklan.l

Warren V. G. Luol.xm P.altimore

F. N. Maloeis Baltimore

Charles A. Marshall St. Denis

Edmund O. C. Moore Baltimore

J. Calvin Morgan Baltimore

C. Ray Mueller P.altimore

I li-NKV R. Xeksox. K.\ Baltimore

Wm. IL C)'Brien r.altimore

W.M. F. O'Mara Ilaletliorpc

C. S. OriK P.altimore

F. J. PiNTNER Baltimore

F. Stone Posey La Plata

R. D. Rogers. Jr Ellicott City

Wm. D. Roycroft Baltimore

W. H. Schwatka P.altimore

I.i:unv Smith Snow Hill

W. CiiNwia.i. Smith i'.altininrc

Stanley S. Spencer Emmorton

J. Stansberg P.altimore

Richard Talbott Ellicott City

Bayard H. Taylor Baltimore

j. RdVM.i. Tippktt p.altimore

II. A. Warner Baltimore

Mannes E. Waxman Baltimore

Burdette B. Webster Baltimore

J. p. WenchEi Baltimore

C. Robert Wilson, *K2 Baltimore

A. S. Wolf Richmond

Baltimore, Md.

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HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF '08.

THE history of the Intermediate Class is an ephemeral one so far as its component
members are concerned — born in the early fall, it lives but a few short months and
dies in the month of roses. As a class entity, however, it goes on from year to
year. It is a most essential part of our career as Students at the Law School, for 'tis only
when we pass from the infant (Junior) Class to the Intermediate, the first stake, the first
turninfj point, and commence to haul up to the finish of our triangular course, that we begin
to realize just what it all means and our eyes open to the real work before us. And as the
second turn gives us the base of the triangle, so is our intermediate year the base of our
law course. Into it are crowded subjects of great importance to us when our race is run.
It is safe to assert that half the work of a lawyer is taken up with Orphans' Court pro-
cedure, and yet, now that we have passed over the rich and verflant field of testamentary,
how little we know of it and how helpless we should be if sutldcnly called upon to segregate
specific froiu general legacies or to state whether a soldier in active service may dis-
pose of his estate by nuncupative will, et cetera. And it is not the fault of the teacher nor
yet the fault of the pupil. It is unquestionably a difficult subject to teach, and to some of
us it seems but half the time is allotted that should be given to such an important branch
of the law. But softly — the Historian must not stray from the beaten path assigned to
him. It is not within his license to perform the work of the critic, and this digression
V. as made only for the purpose of registering a kick that seems general.

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The Class as a whole, has been astonishingly courteous to the professors, and no such
"calling down" for unseemly conduct has blotted its history, as was the case when we were
Juniors. The ghost of the dauntless and irrepressible Dawkins stalks through the class-
room, but is given the cold shoulder and told to "skidoo." We are too busy now to waste
time pounding a hard, unyielding floor, when some chap goes out early for his mutton.
Among themselves, the members of the Class have established a code of ethics that could
be examined with a microscope without picking a flaw. In this epoch of muck-raking,
the uniform repression shown by each member is worthy of note as indicating the morale
of the Class and the e.xcellent training we received in our youth from associate-professor
bootjack. This augurs well for the next year's course in equity; and apropos — the Historian
has noticed an amusing preparation for that subject. It is a well-known and time-hon-
ored maxim in equity, that "he who seeks equity must appear in court with clean hands,"
and the array of manicuring scissors and the grave concern with which many wart-grown,
crooked and stubby fingers have been studied, must already have reached Mr. Gorter's ears.
During the very beginning of our intermediate course, we were introduced to a flourishing
lemon tree by Mr. ChesnuT. It is safe to say that, despite his magical performances in
horticulture, Burbank has never yet evolved a lemon from a ChEsnut, and yet, when the
curtain dropped on November 15 we had seen that very act. We have already cracked a
bottle or two to the health of Mr. Frank, who so frankly and so generously passed us his
notes on title — notes that produced harmony all around.

From Mr. Jay PeE we heard a learned discourse of the rules of common law pleading,
and incidentally much of the autobiography of our Cicero when he was a young and inex-
perienced attorney 'way back in the sixties and what he did to the other fellow. We all
know the story of the lion that drifted into the British Museum and there saw the picture of
Sampson crackinrj open the very jaws of that very lion's ancestor; and how the lion very
wisely observed, that " 'ad a lion painted the picture 'twould 'ave been the other way." Oh
well, the opponents that Mr. Johnny had those ancient days are doubtless making excuses
to St. Peter for the way they slew the innocents, so we must take Mr. P.'s word for it —
and gladly we do so. The exam, on pleading was elemental, but the Historian and a few
others lost their way and strayed from the fold.

And now the second stake is in sight. We have slept many times o'er bills and notes —
we've been told who may be an agent and when a principal lacks principle. The grand old
man of the Faculty once more has us under his care and protection and has already dis-
closed to us in our course in practice how to ring the Sheriff's door bell and get an answer
even during business hours. We have sat enthralled before the throne of France and lis-
tened to a master mind vmfold the wondrous, and to us, bewildering intricacies of corpora-
tion law ; about which we shall know far more when we've taken the text-book, turned it
upside down and gone over it from the end to the very beginning.

Beg pardon for this slip-slop — this doggerel, which the Historian has smuggled into
this annual of classics, but each will have a chance to club him when he's sober.

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PROPHECY

MCMVI

Ori\ l'ni])lK't is a queer duck. One day last fall, while sleeping wilii his nioutli open
(as is usual with a number of the distinj^uished members of the Class of Xaugiity-
eight) he, by mistake, and not b}' intent, he begs to assure you, swallowed one of
the distinguished lecturer's talks on Title. The effect was more than he had bargained
for, and a few moments later he was on a stretcher being rushed over to the bloody assizes of
the I'nivcrsity Hospital, a big building filled with nurses and corpses. While Chief
I'utcher Shiplky, aided by several oi his Fellow-Carvers, was engaged in holding court on
f)ur Prophet's internal fee simple a panorama passed before his limpid eyes, which were
filled with estates in fee tail and remainder and a horrible suspicion of Criminal Intent.

Drifting like a ship which has lost its bearings, floating this way and that, the spirit of
our Prophet, thus submerged in Title and its suburban environments, was for the time be-
ing lost to the world. Then the panorama began ; at first it took the form of a small cloud
of dim, dark hue, with a slight glimmer of light perforating its center. Gradually the spot
in the cloud grew larger and larger, and still larger and larger, until finally, as in a trance,
the Prophet well realized the effect of an overdose of law.

As the cloud was dispelled before the fast- increasing circle of light which liad apparently
annihilated its center, the Prophet realized that he was the sole passenger on a raft of soap,
floating on and on. driven by blasts of cigarette smoke against a soiled handkerchief sail,
stuck on a burnt match-stick. As he passed down the river of soapsuds out onto the ocean
of blueing, he realized that he was to be permitted a glance in the future, greater bliss than
whicli none but a Senior had previously known in tlie history of the l^nivcrsity of Maryland.

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Closing his ej'es in order to strengthen them for the ordeal which he felt was sure to
come, the Prophet lay back and smoked an odorous cigar while waiting the advent of the
events of the future. Then he opened his eyes, and observed for the first time that he was
in the spectators' gallery of the United States Senate. Glancing at a newspaper which he
held in his hand the Prophet was amazed to see that it was January 23, 1923. Glancing
around in astonishment, be beheld several familiar figures, with an added paunch and a
few additional whiskers, gracing the seats reserved for the Upper Ten in Congress as-
sembled.

Georgb Hartman was still there. Some of the Class may remember their distinguished
President — the gentleman, who as a politician, was a great success. George was still savage
and untamed and persisted in chewing a black cigar up to the point where sensible citizens
usually apply the match. Rising in his seat, the ponderous statesman, who had succeeded
J. F. C. Talbott as United States Senator from Maryland, moved that the Upper House
adjourn to the cafe for the time being in order that they might have a drink on the prosper-
ity of the country. As the Fathers of the Country slowly wended their way through the
subterranean passage leading from the President's desk to the wet goods emporium in the
cellar, Hartman slowly turned his head and winked sagely at the Prophet, who stood gaz-
ing on with feelings of mingled awe, amazement and envy. "I dont' know much law," said
George, sotto-voce, "but I certainly am h on politics !"

"Whom do you represent?" whispered the Prophet, in a voice trembling with eagerness
and apprehension.

"T]tE PtvNNSVlvania Railroad, the Democratic Machine, and the State of Maryland,"
retorted Hartman, with a broad grin, and saddened the Prophet turned away.

The Capitol faded, and with it the capitalists. Out of the mists of the future rose the
great gray walls, gaunt with gangrene, of the State Penitentiary. Breaking stones with
France's Corporation Law was the spirit-like form of a weazened man, wearing stripes, a
Hebrew nose, and a pair of glasses. "Who are you?" whispered the Prophet, "bird or
devil? Speak, I prithee!"

And as the gaunt and aged man lifted his countenance from his sorry job the Prophet
saw at a glance that it was Abe Hummec's successor, whose face wore an antiquated grin
that drew the skin back from his magnificent pearl-like teeth in a manner to make the most
jealous envious. "Eli, Son of Moses, of the House of Abraham, surnamed Katten, speak
thou, and let my strained feelings rest."

"Well," said the sad-faced son of Joshua,"! followed Jo France's advice, and repealed
the 23rd Article of the Code and"—

"Well?"

"They sent me up for breaking the law, and said that they thought smashing stones was
far better — they wanted to find out which was the toughest — France's logic, or cobblestones,
and so Pm here to determine this question of ultra vires."

And the Prophet turned away, saddened, wondering who was more to be pitied—
Hartman or Katten.

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With palsied step, the Prophet continued on his way towards tlie land of cold and snow.
\\ hither he knew not, but the panorama drew him on. As he passed in between the
(iolden Gates, he noted that St. Peter had shaved his beard, and had his pair parted in the
middle.

"\\'ho"s coming?" he asked the Saint.

"A representative from the Devil's Print Shop, with a pctitirm that we send Gr.\nt
down there to make Hell roar!"

"Why," said the Prophet, "I didn't know the (iE.NKK.M. had ever gotten out of the In-
termediate Class, much less into Heaven."

"Yep," said Peter, laconically, "he was boosted out of Purgatory; the Devil wouldn't
stand his grin, and so we had to take him in."

At that moment the confab was interruptecl by the appearance of Jo G.affin, Ben C.\Tor,
and Ben Freenv, e.x-judges of the Cussed Court of Cross-Roads County.

"This is the delegation from the Eternal Regions," said Peter, with a laugh, "and
Grant's going to get a warm reception. Heaven Gr.\nt that the Devil caters to Free-
Nv's wants. Where's your petition?" he demanded.

Our Official Printer has vamoosed," said Freeny, bowing low ; "he's been elected to
Congress, and is thereby a privileged character."

"But's that's hearsay," broke in C.\tor, who thought he knew something of evidence.

"But it's an admission against his interest?" retorted Freeny — and

"To H with the Bunch, and take Grant along!" shouted Peter, in semi-anger.

"And say," he added, "burn his grin off before you send him back."

Exeunt Omnes.

The panorama changed ; "For .\uld Lang Syne" was written in words of fire across the
sky, and after chasing the rainbow to its terminus, the Prophet located the Official Printer
of the Class, engaged in digging bones out of Poe's pleading with the aid of a mental pick
and shovel. Fr.-wk had long since ceased to bang the keyboard of a linotype machine and
was engaged in practicing upon Haugii for the purpose of qualifying as an expert witness.
Fr.\nk had been in the bughouse (University of Maryland) for two years as a physician
and a patient, and was learning to tell whether a man is crazy because he flunks in Testa-
mentary, or whether it should be recorded as a mark of distinction.

Seated on a rock, the learned F. N. Howe Lang was teaching his Class how to study
law without opening a book. Arranged in a semi-circle about him were learned BremER,
the poet, who wrote "Will I Ever Graduate?" Ike Weinberg, who sells one half-beer for
five cents; "Bill" Roycroft, formerly an authority on how "Xot to Kiss a School-Marm ;"
"Solomon Greenberc" Coulson, who had been run out of Baltimore because of his too
strong pull — on a bum cigar and a bent oar; "Shyster" Waxman, known to fame and the
I)olice as an ardent pleader that minors should be allowed to smoke cigarettes; and "Stew"
Bailey, possessor of a tin-can voice, an Apollo-like countenance, and a cleanly conscience,
in re soap and towels. There were numerous others; but before the Prophet had time to
notice them particularly the panorama had passed, and he found himself back on eartli 'mid
real estate and actions on the case.

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Junior Class.

OFFICERS.

W. CuRRAN President

J. P. W'enchKL I'icc-Prcsidcut .

!•'. T. Clark Secretary

M. G. Rasin Treasurer

R. I., Wicnn Profhet

W . II. ( jKant Historian

I. 1-'. Rkouakdt, Jr Orator

C. McC. 15KNSON Serjeant-at-Arms

EXECUTIVE C( ).M M ITTI-.E.

Josi;pH (jAi'i'iN, i'liainiuin.

e. eckhardt,
Frank N. H. Eanc,
Warren \'. (i. Eui)I.am,

J. B. Allmond,
1^ \'. Badckr,

J. E. I'.AKl'R,

Carlyle Barton,
Benjamin Beck,
Geo. McG. Benson,
M. A. Black,
J. G. Boss, Jr.,
H. F. Bremer,
J. S. Briscoe,
E. E. K. B<Ro\VN,
E. H. Burke.
E. G. Carlisle,
J. T. C.vsEv. Jr..
W. J. Casey,

M. H. ClIAMIlERS,

Charles Clac.ett,
E. F. Clark,

P. O. CoEl-IN,

CLASS ROLL.

Edmund O. C. Moore,
W. H. Schw.vtka.
ALxNNES E. Waxman.

i I. R. Johnson.
VV. 1^". Johnson, Jr.,
R. E. Jones,
C. F. KiMPEL, Jr..
I). E. Kin NEAR,
L. M. Langrall.

B. S. Lewis.

1 f. L. Li.oYii.
r. L. Ldckwooi),
I'. J. Lynch,
W. R. Magness,
W. H. Maltbie,

C. A. Marshall,

B. A. M.\TTINC.LV.

T. W. Meads.

C, K. Mengel,
H. A. Meri-ield,
S. B. Miller.

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JUNIOR CLASS.~Con.

D. E. Collins,

H. C. COPELAN,

R. R. Crothers,
A. B. Crane, Jr.,
William Curran,
L. A. Dill,
Grant Diver,
J. D. EcKERT, Jr.,
G. C. Feurst,
S. J. Fisher,
David Ford,

E. T. M. Forman,
S. C. Frazee,

H. F. French,
Ephraim Garonzik,

D. W. Glass,

M. H. Goldstone,
J. A. Graham,
T. J. Grahame,
W. H. Grant,
S. H. Gressitt,

F. M. Griffin,

G. M. Griffith,

O. W. Hammond, Jr.,
R. S. Hart,

E. E. Hearn,
W. P. Henn,
M. M. Hihn,

H. C. HiNES, Jr.,

F. J. HoEN,

W. C. HOLTGREVE,

W. W. Hopkins,

R. L. Horner,

j. p. houstoun,

Thomas Hughes, Jr.,

Ralph Hutchins,

L. A. R. W. Innerarity,

W. H. p. Jacobs,

H. K. Nield,
J. H. Norman,
V. L. O'Connor,
R. S. Opie,
V. L. Palm is A no,
M. S. Porter,
J. W. Prinz.

E. C. Ramsev,
N. S. J. Raphel,
M. G. Rasin,

J. L. Rebbel,

C. B. Reeves.
R. C. Reik,

J. F. Requardt, Jr.,

t,. F. Revell,

W. J. Roberts.

L. R. Rose,

w. g. rosensteel,

e. j. rosenstein,

Thos. DeCoursev Ruth.

D. J. Scully,
A. H. Siskind,
J Smetanka,

Wm. Conwell Smith,
H. G. Sutton,

F. M. Tannar.
Bayarii H. Taylor,
George Vavrina,
Samuel Want,

R. L. Webb,
H. A. Warner,
Paul Wegefarth.
S. B. Weinberg,
J. P. Wenchel,
A. J. White,
C. E. White,
W. C. ZicK.

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IN 'IM 1 1'. turmoil and strife which awaits every ambitious, energetic young lawyer, it is
certain that many moments will come when his mind, thirsting for refreshment, will

revert to the hapi)y, careless days of his early struggles with the Law. If he has been
faithful, his profession will have brought him abundant success, and he may well call to
mind the memories of that high-roofed, dingy lecture room, the rafters and joists of wiiicii
have long since absorbed enough tobacco smoke and l:i\\ to become humanly fanciful.
Twice pleasant, indeed, is the slight task of recording a few incidents and chance remarks
concerning those early impressions, both imaginative and true, that were not intended to
be forgotten.

It might be both "logically relevant" and eminently "admissible" to introduce our testi-
mony, crude and droll, early in these proceedings lest, through disinclination or inadver-
tence, the points of interest at issue be too long delayed to demand proper consideration.

The prospective law students of lOOii. many in number, handsome in countenance, and
exuberant in spirit, boldly crossed the threshold of their Jealous Mistress on the '.>4th of Sep-
tember, l!M)(i. This day marks the starting \m\nt in many a career of greatness. The
aforementioned lecture room, where tobacco smoI;e helps cure the freshness of idle youth
and gives clearer insight to clouded brains, is the first stepping-stone to the temple where
are fixed the "Seats of the Mighty." Doubtless the first impression conceived in the minds
of most 'Olters as they entered the samlKiii siiitctoniiii, rinil beheld the almost countless hosts

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of law students preparing to worship at the shrine of Blackstone was one of doubt and
misgiving, perhaps best expressed by the question :

// all these lawyers practice -with me,

Where in the thunder can I get my fee?

When ProF. Franck began to hurl elementary chunks of learned legal lore our way
we no longer had any time to fool along with impressions, as there seemed to be a cloud-
burst of facts coming upon us. Indeed, the genial Wiseacre of "Blackacre" only saved
himself from a long mortality list by assuming a charitable attitude, and by ever wearing
that comfortable air of assurance in our ability, that made us ashamed to flunk. It was a
relief to listen to Prof. Fr.\nce's lectures, as they seemed to spring from the well of his clear
understanding, delightfully free of the savor of text-books.

Many calls having gone forth, the candidates for President of this Class finally man-
aged to stir up enough enthusiasm to hold the election of officers. It soon developed that
harmony's sweet bells were destined to "jangle out of tune," and that a state of chaos pre-
vailed, from which not even the hysterical, voluminous, and volcanic eloquence of a Charlie
ClaGGETT could bring peace, order, and organization. Charlie little realized that the day
of crooked political bossism had passed, and that his ticket, conceived in iniquitous se-
crecy, could not live in the light of his classmates' intelligence, when borne into their
presence stufifed with lemons branded B. C. C. As a result, the Usurping Ring fell like
Trowbridge's goat, beneath tlie shocking blow of their own boomerang, and later arose a
"sadder but wiser" institution.

No difficulty was experienced in getting a large gathering of loyal classmates to a
Class Smoker (it should be called Class Booze, the term "Smoker" having almost lost its
sense). All the wrangling of the cohorts of the two factions was forgotten in the wonders
of Bacchus' cheering glass, and here the arms of war were laid aside, and the lion lay down
beside the lamb in goodly fellowship. All that was needed to complete the love-feast was
another eloquent eruption of Mt. ClaGGETT. Work again resumed, the Class began to hear
warning voices, as of the night, whispering "O, ye of little faith, shrink not from Crime
as of old. for do ye not hear on all sides that once to understand Crime as ChesnuT under-
stands it brings joy to the Junior Camp forever ; and rewards the labors of a few with the
passing mark — seldom more?"

Prof. Harlan broke his record in 1907 by relating a funny story at 6.1.5 P. M. on Janu-
ary 16. This unusual departure gave genuine pleasure, and the Historian was particularly
charged to incorporate this historical fact in this record. Don't forget the date — it might
happen again.

Prof. Brantly is supposed to have a new cigar this year ; however there are old stu-
dents who hold that it is the same old stogy. 1909 was very proud to have pROF. BranT-
i.v's photograph taken with them, and hopes he can withstand the consequences.

As the sea-shell reflects the pearly rays of brilliant beauty to delighted eyes, so the
University Law School reflects the peculiar beauty of its Faculty's influence in the suc-
cess of its sons. Such men as Brantly. Poe, Stockdridge, Gorter and the others lend a

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charm to these hallowed walls, and fortunate, indeed, are the young men of their day who
come into the upiftinp sphere of their powerful minds. The prospect is most pleasing, and
every man awaits witli emotion the days when each Professor shall lecture directly to him.
The (lavs are gliding swiftly, and our first winter of law is past and with it the "winter
of our discontent." The lovely spring approaches, bringing new ideas and brighter hopes.
The dark days have given place to days of sunshine, gladness and flowers. Behold it is
spring, and

"In the spring a livelier iris changes on the burnished dove.
In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love."

HIS FIRST CASH."

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JUNIOR CLASS PROPHECY.

HAVING liad the good fortune (?) to be elected Class Prophet for the Junior Class. I
immediately looked up the articles which had been written by my predecessors.
Some of these had extracted their knowledge of the future while in a comatose state
(perhaps after a banquet), others had consulted Mind Readers, and a few had private
methods not disclosed. I tried all of these souices and found them wanting, so I had to wait
until some time after I graduated to write this unvarnished tale of the various walks of life
in which I met some old classmates.

"There is a divinity that shapes our ends.
Rough-hew them as we may."

N. B. — I wish no one to be offended by any remarks in the following, as I want it to be
understood that I do not stand sponsor for the vagaries of that fickle maid. Dame Fortune.

After having been a tenant by sufferance for six months, my landlord politely, but firmly,
requested me to move. Thus I sold ofif the few books I had gotten together and said good-
bye to Law. This was in the year 1915. I feel that this state of affairs was due to the fact
that CuRR.\N, with his customary executive ability, had together with Fisher, Innerarity,
Palmis.^no, Wenchel and Burke, perfected an organization, representative of all the

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leading races, tluis f,'anicrinf; all of tlic practice lying arf)un(l loose. It will serve to show
their power to mention that they liad sucii men as Ij.oyd, W'arnkr, Gr.ASS, Hutchins,
Kaufman, and other such prodigies of learning, associated with them on a "contingent fee"
basis.

I left for 1 'hiladelphia, where my employers were located, a few days after closing my
office. The first thing after reaching there, I stopped in a tonsorial parlor, near the station.
After settling back comfortably in tlie cliair, the "first face" of all the Class confronted me.
It was sweet Zf.ck, and he still had that unutterably w isc look ( which, however, was not a
true index of his capabilities). His white suit looked very nice, and I could easily see that
he was king among the manicurists about the shnj). lie had forgotten me and I thought,
though sadly, that it was better so.

After locating my employers, I spent a fo.v flays in [jrcparation and then started on a
trip. The first place I struck was Jonesvillc, I'a. Tliis was the ty])ical country town, with
the usual general store, one hotel with l)ar attaciioi, church, etc. After registering, I found
to my surprise my old friend Jonks behind the bar. I ic called one of Iiis boj's to take charge,
and we had a heart-to-heart talk on old times. He said he owned the hotel, the general
store, was justice of the i)eace, sheriff, constable, and he was thinking of taking up the study
of medicine, as he explained that it would com" in handy in conjunction with his undertak-
ing establishment. I forgot to say he was deacon and pillar of the church.

I stopped at Pittsburg for a week, reaching there late one afternoon, and not having
much to do I strolled around downtown, as usual. I saw old W \.\ r in a beer store. He
was employed as IJouncer. and lie said he handled "just the worst men who ever walked,"
in a sort of whiskey-tenor voice : so I left. Taking a car at the corner. I bought a paper
and settled back to read. I saw in big black headlines. "Is District .Attorney RosE a
(jrafter?" and became very much interested in this article; so much so that the conductor
finally said "fare, please." for the third time before I realized that he was addressing me.
Upon looking up I saw the good-natured face of IIoi:\. W'e clinched, and after we broke
away, he pointed out II \rt.m.\n on the front nf the car. gently turing the brake. IIokn ex-
plained tliat on account of their delicate const'tutions both of them had been forced to take
outdoor positions. lie said RosK was the same hallow who was in the junior Class with all
of us.

.•\t Lniontowii. I'a.. I met (Ik.vnt. who had just recovered from an accident.

Walking down the street looking "onward and upward," as was his wont, he had com-
pletely otrr-looked an open grating, thus falling and sustaining some minor injuries. He
told me that CIraiiam wanted to take his case against the owner of the premises, but it
seems that ("iKant was dubious as to his (Gr.miam's) ability. (luAii am argued that he had
graduated from I', oi Md., and (jrant said that granting that was true, he himself had done
the same thing, so that this fact was not conclusive evidence as to h's ability.

I met I'rown in Connellsville the very next evening, and found that he was a successful
farmer. lie confided to me that it was wonderftd, in his opinion, that more of our former
classmates had mn studied agricultural pursuits, for which they were probably better fitted,
and stated that he had been compelled to refuse work to Bkiscok & WiiiTiC that morning,
on account of their lack of knowledge of even the simplest part of farming.

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In Hagerstown I saw Hihn in the station; he announced the departures and arrivals of
the different trains, and also sold the Hagerstown Almanac. He seemed to be standing
the severe mental strain incident to this position very well. I walked out as usual that
night, and in front of a one-night-stand circus, who should I see but RtrTH, who was roar-
ing through a megaphone in a voice of thunder (I remember he always had a "base" voice).
At intervals he would take the chance to talk with me, and told me that Forman was mak-
ing good on the stage in melodrama, acting with success, such parts as Big-Hearted Jim,
Chinatown Charlie, Jesse James, etc. I walked inside the tent, at Ruth's invitation, and
was treated to an exhibition of weight-lifting, the equal of which I never again expect to see.
A bar of iron weighing 300 lbs. was tossed around by some young Hercules as though it
were but a straw. I asked Ruth who this young Sampson was, and, as he merely laughed,
I again looked and recognized my old classmate, RequardT, who was taller, if possible,
than before.

I arrived in Cumberland a day or so later, and being sadly in need of furnishings, went
into a large department store. I must say that I was more than surprised to see Barton ;
he certainly made a fine-looking floorwalker. I never saw a better one, especially in a
small city. He greeted me cordially, and we had quite a conversation. He informed me
that Garonzik had returned to the land of sunshine and fruit — and garlic, where the Roman
law holds sway. Barton also said that Lewis was suffering from an exaggerated ego. He
did not think there was anything alarming in his condition, which had been superinduced
by his election to the Cumberland City Council. I thought I had detected latent symptoms
of this while he was in the Junior Class with me. That night I went to the theatre. The
play was fairly good, but I was yawning, when suddenly Rosenstein stood before my aston-
ished eyes. He was billed as the "Original Hot-Air Artist." I watched him closely and he
seemed nervous, but bravely began a tale which roasted the country rubes. A dead silence
settled over the house. There was something ominous in this deathly quiet, and I vaguely
felt the impending calamity. A murmuring now permeated the theatre, and as Rosen-
stein reached the part in his story in which he began "The sod-busters and root-pullers," etc.,
a hoarse roar of rage burst from the gallery, and eggs, vegetables, and all sorts of movable
articles beat a sickening tattoo on poor Rosenstein's face and head. Gentle reader, let us
take this as an example.

I then returned to Baltimore for a short time and found that Beck had gone into the fur
niture instalment business. He said that it ran in the family. He also said the two Gold-
sTone boys were in the clothing business, advertising as the "Goldstone Twins." I saw
Claggett while in Claiborne, and he was the typical county politician, and still referred to
"What Papa Says" — we had better hopes of Claggett than this.

Poor old Gressett was in trouble. It seems that he was fond of a certain young lady,
knowing that there were some things which when discovered after a binding promise of
marriage is given, are no defense, so in order to make certain he had nearly scalped the
girl, in testing her hair, and she was blind in one eye as the result of his efforts to discover
whether or not that member was the real goods. I felt very sorry for him.

I saw Chambers while in a boiler factory on business. He was drawing up a contract

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with the owiKT. and I asked him as best I Ccnld aho\c tlie din linw he couhl concentrate
his thoujjhts. He said he was noise-proof, hivinfj been throufjli tlie Junior year.

1 went to .Annapolis one day and by pood hick met old W'riciit, the .same old serious,
kindly chap. He informed me he was general counsel for a large corporation and that was
what had brought him to .Annapolis at this time (^i the year (it was while Legislature was
in session). He told me that CiRIFFI.v was the Denii of the Ilonesdalc School of Law for
Women, and that Mkncici. was conducting the course of Domestic Relations.

At the theatre the other evening I saw some l'ni\ersit\' men wlm were clever clog
dancers, and I wondered if they liad learned to shuffle tlieir feel in tlie junior Class.

Other men I .^aw whose names I did not know. Some were higli in the walks of business,
some were professional men, and some were running elevators, but it is remarkable how few
of them became good lawyers.

"Many are called, but few are chosen."

^r"^^0\-

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^he Student's Toast.

HATH EVER LOVE ESCAPED NUMBERS!

Here's to Thee, Siveet :

I look upon the wine when it is red,

And in a moment I will toss it down
In honor of the only reigning Queen
Who never wore a crown.
For well, indeed, I know

A Queen thou art —
Thou reignest undisturbed
O'er my poor heart.

Here's to Thee. Dear:

The second glass of rosy-golden joy

lias gone as went the ruhy wine above;
.\nd like unto its fiery message is
The fire of my love :
For it is strong and true,

.And thine alone —
Queen of my heart and soul,
My own, my own.

Here's lo Thee, Lore :

The third glass drips a drop of scarlet blood,
Like to the blood that courses through each
vein ;
It typifies the passion in my soul.
Aglow with pride and pain —
Pride that I love thee so,

O Heart's Delight!

Pain, that I cannot be

With thee tonight.

Here's to Thee. Pet :

So quickly has old Fairy-winged Time

Resolved himself into the careless Past.
My glass is empty— but my heart still holds
Thine image fast.
Just one more toast. Sweetheart —

As thou art mine,
I'll drink my soul to thee
In crimson wine.

Here's lo My Life:

Each precious drop bears witness to my love,
.\nd thrills my heart, and brings before
mine eyes
The matchless One who makes my desert life
A Paradise —
I hold thee in mine arms.

With perfect bliss —

Canst feel upon thy lips

My lingering kiss?

.Ai'STiN Jknkins Lii.lv.

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In The Good Old Days.

Behind the Diuvn of Ages,

Ere Time had sought to bring
Honor to Lords and Sages,

Old Sabre-Tooth zvas King.

Hurrah for the Sabre-Tooth Tiger
Who lived on the batiks of the Nile,

Or roamed by the devious Niger,
Where the Lady rode forth with the Smile.

Hurrah for his Pal, the Cave Dweller,
Who dwelt in his pal-ace of stone —

A happy-go-lucky old feller
Who dressed in his virtue alone.

Hurrah for the times when they flourished
Those golden old days of the past.

When Success meant a body well nourished,
And there was neither Culture nor Caste.

Old Cave Dweller fought if he dared to,

Or basked in the glorious sun ;
He did everything that he cared to.

But nothing that had to be done.

While Sabre Tooth followed his pleasure!

He killed where he spotted his prey,
And dined in the fullest full measure,

And slept off his battue all day.

They never were forced to be Students,
(E'en though it were only in name) ;

And though they began Jurisprudence,
They did not continue the same.

They never read Pleading and Practice,

Or Equity, Title, and such ;
Nor learned how to Argue — the fact is

They never learned anything much.

Ah ! those were the happy conditions —
No Lawyer's career theirs to carve.

Nor Dentist's, nor Pharni's, nor Physician's,
To hang out their Shingles and starve.

So here's to the Sabre-Tooth Tiger,
And Primitive Man, in his prime.

Who lived by the tropical Niger
Before the Beginning of Time.

Austin Jenkins Lilly,

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GRATITUDE.

The Editor feels tliat he would, indeed, be a liase ingratc if he were to allow this bjok to go
to press without any a])])reciative comment upon the -.'ast improvements wliich have been made in
our palatial Lecture Hall since the last issue of Ticrra Mari.t^. In voicing his appreciation of
the generous achievements of a liberal Faculty, lu' feels that he utters the sentiments of the entire
student body.

When, at the beginning of the school year which is just drawing to a close, we entered that
hall of splendor and magnificence to resume our work, imagine our surprise open discovering
that the grandeur of the surroundings had been increased by the lavish application of a fresh
coat of whitewash!!

Sundry marks and scars upon the old walls had been thus obliterated, and we noticed their
absence with sharp pangs of regret, because they were .scars inflicted by many a flying missile in
honorable warfare. They told many a story of heroic fight, of glorious victory an<l of igno-
minious defeat. We were, therefore, loath to part with them; but realizing that the sentimen-
talism of traditionary legends must fall before the all-jxiwerful hand of jirogress, we girded up
our loins and sustained our loss like men.

Now, however, when our loss has been forgotten and the flush of anger has passed from our
cheeks, being able to think rationally upon the subject, we realize that our Faculty is straining
every nerve to make us comfortable, and so enchantingly attractive have they made our sur-
roundings that it is only with the greatest difliiculty that the students can be persuaded to go
home when the lectures are over.

150

We 're From Hopkins.

We're from Hopkins, you know,
We're from Hofkins, you know.
And so, you understand, we iind Old Mary-
land
A trifle, just a trifle. Slow.
Nozu don't get the impression that the xvhole

affair's a muss.
By our own avowed confession we mean no-
body but "Us."

We're from old Hopkins College —

That's the reason why we show
Such a pleasant lack of knowledge

As to things that Students know.
What's the use of moss-grown learning

Hidden in the sheepskin books —
All the world today is turning

To the Intellect of Looks.

We can't help being wiser

Than the Men of Maryland ;
For the Goldmine of the Miser

Has not done the work he planned.
What if it was his intention

That his gold should fashion Men ;
It has met with contravention —

Will be contravened again.

We can't help being better

Than the men whom unkind Fate
Has bound with chain and fetter

To an A. -B. -less Estate.
Though we may feel sorry for them,

(Much the same we feel to you)
It's our Duty to ignore them,

It's our Duty, and we do.

Old Hopkins' mark's upon us.

Stamping us as Earthy-Earth,
And the Cant of Caste has won us

From our one-time manly worth.
What we don't know — we won't miss it !

Calm conceit has dimmed our eyes ;
And — where Ignorance is Bliss, it

Is rank folly to be Wise.

Austin Jenkins Lilly,

THE RETROGRESSIONAL.

Cod of the Questions asked of old,

Lord of Examination Time,
Beneath whose awe-ful hand we hold

Dominion over Truth sul)lime —
Lord God of Law, be with us yet.
Lest we forgot, lest we forget !

The Crammers and the Cramming cease,

Self-confidence and hope depart;
An awful fear hath murdered peace

And sent a chill to every heart —
Lord God of Law be with us yet,
Lest we forget, lest we forget !

Far-called, our Learning melts away,
The flowers of thought within us fade ;

Lo ! all our Lore of yesterday.

Hath vanished, and we stand afraid —

Lord God of Law, be with us yet.

Lest we forget, lest we forget !

If, drunk with thought of Luck, we claimed
Vast Knowledge (which we could not trust).

Such boastings as have often shamed
The lesser ones who bit the dust —

Judge of the Questions, spare us yet,

Lest we forget, lest we forget !

For Sluggards who disdain Thy call ;

For I'leasure's pomp and circumstance;
For shiftless Mind that pins its all

Upon the blind decree of Chance —
For frantic boast and foolish word,
Thy mercy on Thy Students, Lord !

Austin Jenkins Lilly,

THE CASEWORM AND THE "SNAKE."

He came from the city college.
His brain brimful of knowledge;

But, by crowding, he made room for legal
lore.

The first of his new paces
Was to read up all the "cases"
That were always handed out to him galore

From John P. Poe on Pleading
To something dense, misleading.
Like the Raven, he quoth "Forevermore."

He boned up on insurance
To the limit of endurance.

And reckoned perfect safety on that score.

But only one brief question
Contained a slight suggestion
Of the "cases" that instructors so adore.

Then came up Frank on Title
(Some call it "punk recital")
But not a case he'd ever seen before.

He mixed his Testamentary
With themes more elementary,
Till he craved his dear professor's ruby
gore.

So as his own solution
He made a resolution
As his worry-whitened, curly locks he tore.

To cease his nind grimaces.
Caused by reading dried-up "cases,"
And touch the musty volumes nevermore.
H. F. B.

152

A LEGAL. LARCENY.

Behold it came to pass, that upon the twenty-seventh day of February, in the fading Hght of
afternoon, seven dignified and sedate Seniors were seen walking up Greene street, carrying, with
much effort and physical exertion, a mysterious article, the exact nature of which was unknown
to all except these seven Seniors. There was much levity among them, as though something un-
usual were taking place. Those who beheld them on their dreary march, affreighted with their
heavy burden, looked on with glances of suspicion, and yet did not dare to challenge them, or
ask the questions which suggested themselves.

On went the sly, sagacious seven until at last they reached a house where they seemed to
have a welcome. At any rate, they entered this house, and there deposited their questionable
burden, with many a long-drawn sigh of relief.

Immediately upon their arrival at this friendly place of seclusion, the large, bulky object
was unwrapped and lo and behold, a keg of liquid refreshments of a most delectably tempting-
nature was exposed to view. No time was lost in relieving the keg of its precious burden, and
within an hour the condition of the aforesaid seven was such as I shall not attempt to describe,
out of respect for the feelings of my readers.

After another hour had passed five of them had passetl from the stage of excessive hilarity
into one of somnolescent stupor. At this stage of the joyful proceedings there was a loud,
insistent ring of the doorbell and in walked about fifty enraged Freshmen (also called, by the
peculiar vernacular of the Law Department, Juniors). The furious Under Classmen demanded
vociferously the return of their beverage, and all at once the Seniors realized what a horrible
mistake ( ?) they had made.

It seems that these same Juniors had, with elaborate preparation, planned a banquet, and that
the Seniors had, through mistake, walked off with the main feature of the banquet. Of course,
there were many abject apologies and explanations, but as it was a physical impossibility to re-
turn the purloined stuff, the Juniors dejectedly took their leave, fifty sadder, but wiser men.

153

ODDS AND ENDS. ;

Some idea of the tautolog^y of the legal formula; may be gathered from the following speci-
men, wherein if a man wishes to give anotlier an orange, instead of saying "I give you that
orange," he must set forth his act and deed thus : "I give you, all and singular, my estate and in-
terest, right, title and claim, and advantage of and in that orange, with all its rind, skin, juice.
l)ulp and pips, and all right and advantages therein, with full power to bite, suck, cut or otherwise
cat the same orange, or give the same away, with or without all its rind, skin, juice, pulp and
pips, anything heretofore or hereinafter, or in any other deed or deeds, instruments of what kind
or nature soever, to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding.

It halli reached the editorial car that while Anthony was arguing his moot court case he
was struck full in the face by a rotten egg. Pausing to wi])e away the contents of the missile, lie
said calmly: "I have always contended that my opponent's arguments were very unsound."

The Editor, returning home one morning about eight o'clock, was met in the hall by his
father. "Alas, my son," he said, "that you have been detained by another breakage of the
press !" "Nay, not so," he replied, "neither has the press broken down nor have I been detained
by getting out the Annual, but it was a small game of ten-cent ante which hindered me." Hear-
ing which, tiie soul of George Washington turned over in its grave and muttered a silent bene-
diction.

E.xtract from a letter received by the Editor last summer:

"The fi>h have quieted down a little in the ri\er, and no longer crowd one another out on the
banks and frighten the children. Still good fishing, however; so come and visit me.

"C. M. Lkitii, I'iciiiia, I'a."

154

A DEPARTURE IN THE PLEADINGS.

Circuit Court for Baltimore County, ss. :

And now comes Daniel Defendant, by Learned Lawyer, his attorney, and for plea says:

First, that his dog did not bite Peter Plaintiff, because it is a very good, tame dog, and
never was known to bite.

In the second place, his dog did not bite Peter Plaintiff, because said dog was chained in the
cellar at the time said Peter Plaintiff was bitten.

And in the third place, his dog did not bite I'eter Plaintiff, because he never had a dog in the
first place.

Fee-simple and a simple fee

And all the fees in tail
Are nothing when compared to thee,

Thou best of fees — fe-male.

Never talk reason after Tea — it will then be Trea.son.

THE LAW.

A Maze of Mangled Mystery!

Beginning? — No, nor end.
A Tale of Tangled Twistery
No man may comprehend.

STILL SCR.VTCHIXG.

There was a man in our town.

Who was so very wise
He jumped into a wedding ring

(Married a IVidoK'. by the Zi'ay

And scratched out both his eyes.

And when he saw what he had done,
With all his mighr and main,

He hired Learned Lawyer,

(The humble Author hereof)
And scratched them in again.

155

.iiieLL-.

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MX. VKRXON I'l.ACIC

JAMES H. HARRIS, M. D., D. D, S.

University of Maryland Dental Department.
Faculty.

Ferdinand J. S. CxOrgas, A.M., M.D., D.D.S.,

Professor of Principles of Dental Science, Oral Surgery and Dental Prosthesis,

and Dean of the Faculty.

James H. Harris, M.D., D.D.S.,
Professor of Operatii'e and Clinical Dentistry.

John C. Uhler, M.D.. D.D.S.,
Associate Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry.

Isaac H. Davis, M.D., D.D.S.,
Associate Professor of Operative Dentistry.

L. Whiting Farinholt, D.D.S.,

Associate Professor of Crown and Bridge Work, and Porcelain Work.

John S. Geiser, D.D.S.,
Demonstrator of Operative Dental Technics.

Timothy O. Heatwole, ]\I.D., D.D.S.,
Professor of Orthodontia, Materia Medico and Tlierapeutics.

William A. Rea, D.D.S.,

Demonstrator of Operatii'c Dentistry.

Clyde V. Matthews, D.D.S.,
Demonstrator of Anesthesia.

G. O. Hildebrand, D.D.S.,

Demonstrator of CroTcn and Bridge ll'ork.

Howard Eastman, D.D.S.,

Demonstrator of Prostliehic Dcntitsry.

R. DoRSEY CoALE, A.M., Ph.D.,

Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy.

John C. Hemmeter, Ph.D., M.D.,

Professor of Physiology.

161

J. IIiiLMKs Smith, A.M.. M.D..
Professor of Amitomy.

D.Win Af. R. Ci'i.RRETii. M.n., I'li.G.,
Professor of Materia Mcdica.

R.\NDOLPn WiNSLOw, A.M., M.D.,
Clinical Professor of Oral Surgery.

J. W. nni.i...\Nn. M.D.,
Demonstrator of Anatomy.

E. J. Jknkins, D.D.S.,

J. BlIRNITK SrCB.NSTIAN, D.D.S.,

Francis J. Valentine, D.U.S.,

L. R. SitiLER, D.D.S.,

Walter D. Winkelman, D.D.S.

H. L. Rerkhei.mer. D.D.S.
E. L. Davis, D.D.S.,
G. F. Dean, D.D.S.,
Burton Talmage, D.D.S.,
C. E. Chew, D.D.S.

Assistant Dental Demonstrators.

II. M. FiTziiiT.ii, M.D.,
.■Issistant Demonstrator of .Uialo}iiy.

"Delivering ( )ur Diplomas."

162

DENTAI< GIRL

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GRADUATE

Centennial Graduates—Roll Call.

Arri.i;, R. Okman,

Madison, N. C

Appi.k, Tkdv a.,

"A loatliin<j pretense he does with cheerful will.
What others think of while their hands are
still."

Madison Academy.

Age 2r>, Weight KSo, Height :).(;, ^il. WNK.
Class President '0G-'07. Secretary X. C. Cluh
'0.")-'li(l.

Madison, N. C.

"He is known for harmonious warbling",
Whene'er he is trying to sing,
.\nd yrju would judge from his walk
And the way that he talks

He's that, that's it, the whole thing."

Madison Academy.

Age ■2:!, Weight IC>2. Height o.G, *n, 0NE. N.
C. Club. E.x^cutive Committee '06-'07.

Bakkr, L. p.

King's Mountain, N. C.

" 'Tis not for critics to criticise themselves, but
leave it to others to criticise the wise."

Lenoir College.

Age 23, Weight 150, Height 5.7'^, *n, 0NE.
Vice-President N. C. Club '0G-t)7. Critic 'OC-'OT.

167

nERRViiiLL, A. Mack,

Charlotte, X. C.

BOWKKR, Artciik J.

"lie tips tlic scales at two sixteen,
Makes love to girls just sweet sixteen,
Likes his beer sixteen to (your) one,
And always as sober as a son-of-a-tfun."

Davidson College.

Age 21, Weight 2\(>. Height o.lO, *n, 0NE.
Valedictorian '0G-'fl7. X'ice-President North
Carolina Club 'O.j-'DG.

Jersey City, N. J.

"Here you get your dricd-out, shriveled-up
s]jeciiTien of humanity, two for five. Tick-
ets on sale at Gibber's."

"He trudged along, unknowing what he sought,
And whistled as he went for want of thought."

Age •.'(;. Wei,i;ht \-i>>. Height r,.S, ^n. Crafts-
man's Club. ICxccutive Committee 'OG-'OT.

r.LRTox, Hugh J.,

Greenwood, Md.

"A simple child who draws his breath lightly.
He's harmless, and fools nobody but himself."

Towsou High School.

Age 22, Weight l;io. Height 5.4 VS.

168

Carlton, Francis Derr,

Statesville, N. C.

"Buy, and Runt is with you;
Renig and the game's all off,
For the lad with the thirst
Will see you first

If you don't proceed to cough."

Age 27, Weight 128, Height 5,7'^, *n, ©NE.
Class Secretary '04-'05. Chairman Executive
Committee '0G-'07. President N. C. Club '06-
'07. Member Saturday Night Club. Execu-
tive Committee Athletic Association.

Chappeli,, p. T.,

Canada.

"Lost, strayed or stolen: a sawed-ofT, ham-
mered-down kind of rubbish that blew in at
the University during a cyclone. If wanted,
give us plenty of time, as he is hard to catch
at a lecture."

High School.

Age 24, Weight 150. Height 5.6.

Cramer, Abram,

Baltimore, Md.

"No money, but brass ;
A single glance proclaims the class.
And lets us know you are an ass."

Age 25, Weight 144, Height 5.8.

169

Ciii:i:i'. \\'ii.i.i\M D.

Ncmkcrs. X. V

C^l.l.l^•l■:^ . M ii.i.s M.,

"I'"niin tlic kitchen wIhtc he kneaded the dough,
'Pliis little Yankee came ;
I'll suidy ilentistry. he said.

And i;allier in ^onie fame,
r.nl three year^ at the l'. "t M.
I la-^ (|nite adiUed his hrain."
I.i-wi- lli-h School.
.\<,a' -i-i. \\ei.ii;hl, 1 in, 1 lei.^ht .").t, Xi Psi Phi.
.\e\v JMiijland C'lnh. Secretary .Musical .Xsso-
ciation "O.^-'dli.

DiT.N.w. \Vm. AIovi.an.

"We see sucli faces in nii;htinares.
I,o! the hairs of your head are mnnhered."

^'onker^ lli.Ljh Sell. nl.

Age 24, Weight 14--\ lleiyht r,.'.)> ,. Xi l>.i Phi.
New York State Clul).

Sonthington, Conn

Sonthin"ton, Conn.

"To the l)oys he is a constant friend.
Provided they have the dough to spend :
Put when it conies to turn about
Ami ilrinks are on him he's down and out."

Lewis High School.

Age 2:\, Weiglit Ki."., Height .^.s. Xi Phi Psi.
Historian "Oo-'tKi. Executive Connnittee 'iKi-'tiT.

170

Doi;gl.\ss, Samukl E.

Raleigh, \. C.

"He who tells a lie is not sensible how great a
a task he undertakes, for he must invent
twenty more to maintain that one."

M. & D. High School,

Age 2:5, Weight 145, Height, 5.7, *n. Execu-
tive Committee 'Ofi-'UT.

Epks. Travis F.,

Dinwiililif. Vs..

"A drowsy, easy-going fellow, with symptoms
of being in love ; stiff in opinion and ahva\s
wrong ; does everything by starts and noth-
ing long."

Randolph-Macon College.

Age 21, Weight 170, Height G, *a. \'irginia
State Club. Executive Committee '0ri-'(i7.

Edw.\rds, L. M.

Durham, X. C.

"While other men have attained fame by their
industry, this mortal has lost his through in-
dolence."

Age 26, Weight 150, Height 5.11, Xi Psi Phi.
North Carolina Club. Craftsman's Club.
Saturday Night Club.

171

FiTzsiMMOxs, Jas. a.,

Albany. X. Y.

Ford, S. C.

"Your looking glass may break the news to you
gently. It would embarrass your friends to
do so."

.•\lbany High Scluinl.

Age 21, Weight Kid, lleigiit .VHV:., ASA.

Lewisburg, N. C.

"A lumbering, laboring farmer to the city came
one day,
I'll take up a profession and give my work

away,
But no patients came — they are not to blame,
For he caused pain that would drive them in-
sane."

University of North Carolina.
Age 28, Weight 135, Height 5.7, Xi Psi Phi.
Craftsman's Club. North Carolina Club.

I'ki:i:m.\n, II. A.

Baltimore, Md.

"Meet it is, that I set it down,
A man may smile, be a villain or a clown."

Baltimore City College.
Age 2(1, Weight 150. Height 5.10, Xi Phi Psi.
SergeaiU-at-.\rms 'U5-'0G. Craftsman's Club.

172

Georgion, a.,

Turkey

"When asked what a vaccum was lie was duiiil)-
founded ; have it in my head, but ean't think
of it just now, sir."

Garzoczi. Edward N.

Cairo, Egypt.

"Oh, hell! what have we here?
Horribly stuffed with epistles of war

Comes this Cap. from a land o'er the sea ;
He decided to study, we know not what for,

For a h of a dentist he will be."

Age :n, Weight UO. Height 5.11, M.l'h.

Heronemus, Julius E.,

Baltimore, Md.

"Had I been present at the creation I could have
given some useful hints for the better order-
ing of the universe. When fortune smiles
she often designs the most mischief. Needs
watching or he will kidnap our Secretary."

Baltimore City College.

Age 22, Weight 150, Height 5.8, X**.

173

Harrowkr. Tames Wm..

W'alkerton, \'a.

IIii.i., Hlv.ii T

"A wf^nderfiilly imi)(>rtaiit individual; a liard
worker, whose brilliant ideas antl good man-
agement has added much to the success of
this book."

P.altimore City College.

Age 29. Weight 142, Height 5.8, *iJ. His-
torian '04-'O5 and '0(>-'07. Business Manager
and Treasurer of Tf.rra Marm; 'ot. Secretary
\'irginia State Club 'HT antl Member of Satur-
day Night Club.

Fruvidence. R.

■■.\ rather tall and lanky \oMth.

Who d(iesn"t know why he is in College;
His head bends low, like full-grained wheat.

Too sad 't isn't filled with knowledge.
1 le walks n|) the street, with his eyes on his feet,
liecansc a girl luld him they were big, but neat."

Tauntnn 1 ligli School.

.\gc -.M, Weight 14(1, Height (i.l.

Kl-R.NODI.i;. Inn N F.,

r«(Mini Summit. X. C.

"If the ])atient dies, say it was the hand of fate,
P.ut if she lives, give me the credit.
I le says he will be back next year,
.\ F'ost-Graduate Course to take ( ?)

r.ut we know why he feels that way."

M. C. \'. College.

Age 2;?, Weight Uio. Height .').!•. ♦W. Secretary
North Carolina Club "(n^'dT.

174

Lewis, William Judson,

I lion, \'. Y

"Cheerful at morn he wakes from short repose.
Breathes the keen air and carols as he goes."

University of Buffalo.

Age 2o, Weight 165, Height o.T, Ki. College
Glee Club. Saturday Night Club.

Lek, Earl Gordon,

Clinton, N. C.

"He loosens and lets down his jaw,
Then brings it up the rag to chaw."

University of North Carolina, K2, **, 0NE.
Age 22, Weight 20, Height 5.8. President
Class '()4-'()5. Executive Committee '07. Ath-
letic Association.

LlCHTiXER, W.\LTER T.,

Newvillc, I'a.

"A very crafty and cunning, lean-faced, hungry,
little parasite : aims at nothing and succeeds
very well in hitting his mark."

High School.

Age 36, Weight 135, Height 5.8. Married.

175

I.voxs. \V. II.

Parkersburij, W. \'a.

LVNCII. I'.\fi..

"lie lias surely been trained, since they brmiglit
him up here,
The girls quite a fancy did take ;
Some say he was once vicious, but now have
no fear,
He has been weighed — found wanting—
he's a fake."

Ohio High School.

Age — , Weight l(i8. Height 5.(), *f2. .Associate
Editor. Craftsman's Club. West N'irginia Club.

Walthain. Mas

"What heniiien hdmespim have we swaggering
here ?"

Wallhani High School.

.Age .'52, Weight l.V), Height 5.8>^.

M.\RKi:irr, F. J.

Wildwood, Fla.

"The desire of the slowthful, for his hands re-
fuse to labor."

Washington High School.

Age 2!>, Weight i:is. Height ."j.f).

176

McKenna, Charles J.,

Boston, Mass.

" 'Tis the voice of a sluggard, I heard him com-
plain ;
You have woke me too early ; I must sleep

again.
At the final, he awoke just too late,
And now may graduate with Class '08."

The B. & H. Preparatory School.

Age 34. Weight 200, Height G.l, *n. Massa-
chusetts Club.

Mann, Herbert L.,

Middletdwn, X. C.

'"A very poor specimen ; a mild, meek, easy-going
kind of a fellow: his chief ambition is to
please the ladies ; nevertheless he is a Mann."

Age 23, Weight 145, Height 5.10, Xi Psi Phi.
North Carolina Club. Executive Committee.

McCall, S. H.,

North Carolina.

"A wee jig to a whiskey mill to wind up sun-
down ; not well understood : a Chinese puzzle.'

Age 22, Weight 138, Height 5.0, H**.

177

M II.I.S, I'idl'.KKT 1 I..

Moiiticello, Kla.

"One iif I'liclc Jimiiiic's sca])es;c)at> : his nerve
and bfDad grin is his quick method of be-
coming acquainted ; firmly refuses to work
unless assigned lady patients ; has the habit
of hanging around show windows and has
been accused of falling in l(3ve with one of
the wax figures."

Whigham High School,
Age 2:i, Weight 1 •■■).-.. Height C, *il. Execu-
tive Committee "OT. Florida State Club.

0'Sii.\m;cv, Colkman J.,

Lockport, X. V

"This man. like the kerosene lamp,
Is not exceedingly bright ;
Often turned down, usually smokes,
.\n(l sometimes goes out at night."

Lock])ort High School.

Age 23, Weight lo^. Height 5.8.

Pi;kkin. Wii.i.iAM

Union, S. C.

■■\\1kti- i^ thy learning? 1 lalh thy toil
( hvv lio(.k> ci>ti^tinu'(l the niiilnight oil?"

Washington and Lee I Diversity.

.\ge 21, Weight \:x. 1 leiglit H. ^'V.. wNK. \ice-
President 'l>.")-'()(;. South C"an>lina Club. Ex-
ecutive Committee.

178

Reade, Arthur P.,

Mt. Tiezah, N. C.

"And still they gazed and still the wonder grew
That one small head could carry all he knew."

Randolph-Macon College.

Age 22, Weight 140, Height 5.7, ^n, 0NE.
Class Treasurer '05-'06. Poet '07. North Caro-
lina Club.

Robertson, Lawrence J.,

Nanticoke, Md,

"Your prophecy-dream reads more Hke a
brain-storm, superinduced by stories told you
by your wife, resulting in paranoia."

Nanticoke High School.

Age 28, Weight 135, Height 5.7. Prophet '07.

Rov, Albert C,

New York, N. Y

"Oh! would the power the gift to give us,
To see ourselves as others see us ;
Too fresh to keep ; too green to eat ;
Throw it away."

Graduate in Pharmacy.

Age 27, Weight loO. Height 5. (I, Xi Psi Phi.

179

ROSKNCAKUT, S.,

Russia.

"lias learned tlic En,<;lish lanj^ua.i,'e fairly well,
can say <-l and oh hell with nnieh et,^)."'

Ase -.'(1. Weiyiit 11"). Height ."(.S.

Smith. W

Lnnenhnrg, X. S.

"If from your morning dreams yon slionld sud-
denly awake
And find this creature staring' you in the face.
Wouldn't your heart become faint at this mod-
ern ape.
Who so closely resembles our race."

Lunenburg .Academy.

.\gc 23. Weight l.Vi, Height .VII. Xi I'si Phi.

S.MiTiiso.v. Thomas W.

Battieixu-o, X. C.

"lie knows not, and knows not that he knows
not. The greatest of faults is to be con-
scious of none. "

High Schn,,l.

.\ge -i-i. Weight 111. lleighl ■"..:. Sergeaut-at-
Arms "iiT.

180

SmATHURS, HiCKlsERT C,

Clyde, N. C.

"A wonderful piece of humanity. His looks
are as deceptive as the vows made in wine.
Beware of his idle talk. It may lead you
astray."

S. C. C. Institute.

Age 22, Weight 150, Height 5.9, *n. North
Carolina Club.

Simmons, Rich.\rd F.,

Norfolk, Va.

"An Associate Editor of rare worth to his owri
pride, but of exquisite worthlessness to the
promotion of our Annual."

Age 21, Weight 140, Height 5.10, Xi Psi Phi.
Vice-President Virginia Club. Associate Edi-
tor.

SoMP.RS, Ro^•Al, I.,

Bloxom, \'a.

"Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a way,
as if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit
that could be moved to smile at anything."

Accomac Academic School.

Age 25, Weight 135, Height 6.23X. Class Sec-
retary '0G-'07.

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SCARBOROLGH. A. P.,

Delta, Pa.

"As a wise man lie has long ears and a short
tongue: hut when provoked he gets his
mouth twisted up and lets it go off like a gas-
bag explosion, N, O^. His speech is like a
tangled chain — nothing impaired, but all dis-
ordered."

Delta High School.

.Xt^c -.'I. Weight 158, Height o.lO^S, ^il. Treas-
urer 'ii."i-(m;. \'ice-lVcsi(lent 'i)(i-'(iT. \'ice-Presi-
dent l'enns\ Ivania Club '05-'0G.

SlIPKITZ, A.,

Baltimore, Md.

"We have no right to hold Mother Nature re-
s])nnsil)le for such freaks. He is positively
stupid with pride of his own importance.
Would do well to engage with some side-
show and play the part 'Anarchy Reigns.' "

Age 2.">, Weight V\r>. Height 5.3>4.

'i'UL'lTT, GkoKCIv 1''.Ii\\ AKI),

Snow Hill, Md.

"An ass may travel all around the worUi, but he
will not come back a horse."

llaltimore City College.

Age •i^. Weight 150, Height 5.7. College Glee

Club.

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Thf.il, Louis A.,

Portaere, Wis.

"By test, a truth is found, that tliey
Gab most, that have the least to say."

Age 21, Weight 150, Height 5.6><, *n, 0NE.

Tkr.\ki, S.\d,\ Y.,

Tokio, Japan.

"This Jap as Class Artist is quite hard to beat,
llut in Operative Dentistry he is risky ;
He is the same every day, with no lemons to
give,
But it's say, what's your drink, take a viskey."

A.B., Waseda LTniversity.

Age 3:5, Weight I'M]. Height .-..S, ^n. Class
Artist 'O.VOt!, 'O(i-'or.

Thomson, H.\rry L.,

Utica, N. Y

"The saddest of thoughts that occur to me.
He might have been had he cared to be ;
'Tis too late now to make amends —
Exams, are o'er."

U. F. Academy.

Age 2;?, Weight 175, Height 5.10, K5, 0NE,
H*4>. President Class '05-'0(3. Captain 'Varsity
Football Team '06-'07. Captain Basket-Bali
Team '05-'0(). President Athletic Association
'0G-'07.

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Garland, Winfield S., Portsmouth, N. It.

Age 33, Weight 195, Height 5.10, Xi Psi Phi.

GiBBS, Rov J.. Bridgewater, ^^a.ss.

Age •2:i. Weight 15(;. Height C.

Greene, Edward,

Greenville Jligli Schocil.
Age 31, Weiglit 15(i, Height :>.'.).
Class '06-'07.

Jenkins, A. F.,

Age 21, Weight 121. Height 5.r).

Greenville, X. C.
Treasurer

Owinirs Mills, Md.

May, Ernest L.,

"Damn, dishonest thief."
Wasliington and Lee L'niversity.
Age 2«. Weight 152, Height 5.10. x**.
ginia State Club.

Weighert, George C.

Masten Park High School.
Age 23, Weight 135, Height 5.(iil., *n.

Si'E.xs, R. L., *n.
Pknde.xter, T. M.,
llAi.i.. R. W.,

Port Republic, \'a.

Vir-

Xorth Carolina.
Massachusetts.
Massachusetts.

Xo one I trust is offended at what he herein finds.

I f he should be so honored and mentioned in these Grinds :

Xow, if .some should prove quite true and others untrue be,

J'jideavor, I beseech you. to laugh it off with me.

'Tis said our book is not complete unless the Grinds are there ;

h'.xcuse them, if they hit you hard, and give to us our share.

Fjigaged in making quibs, you know, is quite beyond my pranks,

Xo doubt you think they have hit me right, such is the work of cranks.

& now if the joke is on you and makes of you an ass.

Sleep off with Matthews No O, better known as laughing gas :

Effects, 'tis said, will make you laugh — when awake may your smiles

not fade,
\'exed, like Dr. Uhler. at the impressions wn>ngl\ made.
Enough such roasts — let us all drink a toast, but to drink may we never

be driven ;
Xo, we'll empty our glass and ilrink to the class, good luck to Xaughty-

Seven. L. P. Baker, Critic.

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As I idly turn the leares of memory's sketch book and call to mind the advent of our Class,
I am forcibly impressed with certain facts, relative of good material, for a Class that
will go down to posterity not only as "Centennial Class," but as one worthy of merit
and an honor to their Alma Mater. "Ad ogni ucello suo nido e bello.''

I will not burden my gentle reader with a review of our Freshman and Junior years' history,
hut will go forward where they left oflf, giving in detail our steady progress, slow as the oak's
growth, but lifting manhood up, through broader culture, to a level of his own environments —
a man to match his mountain, not to creep dwarfed and abased below it.

After a long and most pleasant vacation our notoriously meritorious Class began to arrive
on October 1 at the College to resume their arduous work, but not until about the 10th, the last
day on which we could matriculate, did all of our Class meet. Adjectives fail to express the
pleasure of such meetings, for there exists among college classmen a bond of sincere good fel-
lowship that even time and distance cannot eradicate. After the usual preliminaries and intro-
ductory lectures, we soon settled down to work, and have made such inroads into our science that,
with few exceptions, we feel at perfect liberty to cut lectures and clinics at our own pleasure.
Few classes, if any, have ever reached so high a standard of perfection. Step by step we have
marched forward, breaking down every barrier, overcoming every obstacle, until today we stand
at the very height of our profession, ready to receive our just reward. Failure often leads a
man to success by arousing his latent energy, by fixing a dormant purpose, by awakening powers
which were sleeping. To the casual observer this soon becomes a fixed conviction. It would not
be fair to impose upon a confiding public and leave them to believe that all of our men are
equally proficient, for we have a few worthless fellows, but hope Providence and our all-wise
professors will separate the chaflf from the wheat and give to our profession only men that will
prove an honor and a foundation for future ages. It is not an easy task to give every devil all

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liis dues, and if I should unwittingly fail, impute it not, but while we live let each of us strive
to attain that perfection which is so sweet to a chosen few.

R. O. and T. A. Applu have ripened into markctabk- fruit; kind, good-hearted boys; like
apple brandy, they have improved with age.

R. W. B.M,!., commonly known as V.\ndykk B.\li., by retrogressive metamorphosis, ap-
pears on our Class roll with his D.D.S. ( ?) About two years of Senior work at our College
will give him .some claim for a position as laboratory man.

A. J. PiOWKER has shown some ability in prosthetics, but has a peculiar way nf skinning his
lip over to show the gum section, which is not considered good form.

S. C. Burton, if he should ever open an office of his own, his prospective patients will ask
nianv questions before they learn that the IDoctor is in.

L. P. B.\KF.R has shown some ability as a writer (Class Critic). With proper culture of his
literary talent in a suitable media, he may some day be editor of the King's Mountain Courier.

A. M. Berrviiill has led an active life, as active as his avoirdupois would permit. He has
acquired quite a storehouse of knowledge, and I will wager that, as a connoisseur of the brew-
ery product, he is authority.

W. D. CrEET, report has it, that he is the successful aspirant for the han<l of Miss B., of last
year's Freshman Class. Possibly that accounts for his indifference toward his profession. Un-
der Miss B.'s private tutelage he is assured success.

A. Cr.a.mEK, M. M. Cui.i.iney and P. T. Cmappell are good, hard workers, but, like the
common laborer, not inclined to rise above their level.

F. D. C.\RLTON, an ardent exponent and practitioner of ethical dentistry, a good, reliable
operator, should specialize, and win a world-wide reputation as E.xpert Non-Cohesive Operator.

\V. M. Degx.an, progressive practitioner, be;an during his first year to fill cavities with plas-
ter of paris. Today we find him a careful, conscientious manipulator of plastic-filling materials.

S. E. DouCLASS boasts that you would have to break the tooth to get his gnld fillings out,
but never a word says he as to what you would have to do to keep them in.

T. F. Epes and L. M. Edwards have acquired all the knowledge necessary for the average
man. and as they do not aspire for great fame, should be contented.

S. C. Ford, H. A. Freeman and J. A. Fitzsimmons, sober, industrious, conscientious opera-
tors, but lacking in the higher essence of our science.

Gargouzi and (iEouGioN come to us from the land of Abbas Ililmi and Abdul Ilamid.
(ioRC.ouzi, an Egyptian Chemist, an English Captain, and American Orthodontist. Georgion, a
t>pical type of the brave Turk, has mastered the art of devitalizing teeth, uses the heroic method,
and bids fair to become famous. We may expect to hear from him as Grand Chief Surgeon
Dentist in a Turkish harem.

E. Greene, a genius, who has given to the world the best of his young life, domineering
in his pursuits, sacrificing social position and petty honors, that he may give to his work the best
of his skill.

P. J. Ginns and W. S. Garland, little is known of their scientific ability.

I. W.Nr. II.\RR0WER, Class Historian, Business Manager and Treasurer of the Editorial Board
and Ivlitor-in-Chicf of the Dental Department.

"There is a destiny that shapes our end,
Rough hew it as we may."

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H. T. Hill and J. E. Heronemus are of artistic temperaments. Their operations tend more
toward decoration than. restoration.

J. F. Kernodle, a good specialist on alveolai pyoerhcEa.

W. H. Lyons, alias "Dr. Black," an authority on oral surgery.

W. J. Lewis — Too much cannot be said of Dr. Lewis. He is going abroad this summer,
and we can look forward with much pleasure to his public criticisms of the European principles
and practice of Dentistry. Dr. Lewis is notoriously popular in this country.

E. G. Lee has been a hard student. He gave up medicine to study dentistry, and in conse-
quence spoiled a good Doctor to make a poor Dentist.

W. S. LiGiiTNEE, Assistant Secretary, by virtue of the absence of our Secretary, the only
one to hold a chair at the University. It has been rumored that he is in line for the Deanship.

R. H. Mills, expert non-cohesive gold operator, a good man to succeed Prof. Harris.

C. J. McKenna, E. L. May, S. H. McCall and F. J. ALvrkert are of the average type, but
mostly due to their lack of energy. We hope when they are thrown on their own responsibility
it will act as an inner stimulus and they will redound to the honor of our profession.

H. L. M.\NN — To be called a man means something, but to be called a father means two
somethings, so by putting two and two together we have to call a Mann the father of our pro-
fession.

C. J. O'ScHANECY, T. AL Pendexter. S. Rosexgardt, a. C. Roy, \V. B. Smith, R. T. Som-
KRS, T. \'\'. vSmithson and A. Spritz. Take the chair, and any one of them will take your nerve.
They have a quick and speedy cure for odontalgia. They are matriculates of the extracting
room. One takes a chance ; if he fails to draw, you go down the line, or until they get your
nerve, then you decide you were mistaken about having the toothache.

W. H. Perrin, L. J. Robertson, A. P. Reade, H. C. Sm.\thers, R. T. Simmons, R. L.
SpEas and A. P. Scarborough are men of excellent ability, and in their respective towns are
recognized as the head of their profession.

L. A. Theil, H. L. Thompson and G. E. Truitt have given little to their profession and
taken less from their Alma Mater ; may they improve with age.

S. Teraki, our Class Artist, a man of exquisite excellence, a careful operator and an earnest
worker.

G. C. Weigart, the last, but not the least; a welcome acquisition, a man of sterling charac-
ter and recognized ability.

In conclusion, it becomes my painful duty to bid farewell to our College life, to our College
chums, and to our College classmates. So let it be :

Good-bye, dear old college days,

We must leave you far behind ;
The light and knowledge of your ways

Will be a blessing to mankind.

The knowledge we have from you gleaned

We carry to the fields we love,
And there in sacred beauty beams

Our recompense from above.

Historian.
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Sm^^>

IT IS not an easy matter to peer through the future and draw any conclusion as to the suc-
cess or downfall of which my fellow classmates may meet with. There is no doubt but what

some favored few are able to look back into the past and relate something that had hap-
pened by taking into consideration the person's facial expression, color of hair or eyes, disposi-
tion, environments or other characteristics which they are able to take in at a glance. To probe into
the future and make yourself a real fortune-teller, or spiritualist, is a gift very few, if any, possess.
Unfortunately, I am only a human being, and do not possess any of the gift of reading the future ;
the task of writing the Class Prophecy has given me quite a task, and my thinking powers have
been at work since my election, but, at last. Providence came to my rescue in the form of a
dream, and I am able now to begin my work. But possibly you would like to know all about this
dream.

It was in the cold, dreary month of February, with the wind whistling and howling through
the window shutters, some of which reached me through the crevices in the window and pene-
trated through the very scant cover on my downy couch (of corn shucks and one sheet and one
quilt, with no fire in the furnace), the thermometer but little above zero. Before retiring that
evening I was in my room "plugging" up on "iiacteriology"' — all about the "micrococci, the
diphlo-ma-cocci" and numerous other organisms when I was suddenly seized with the sleepy-
cocci. There was nothing else to do but retire, as all the germ medicine in Baltimore could not
have destroyed the number which had filled my weary head. I had not been in my bed (the

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same bed as described above) very long before I began to dream this curious, but I trust true
to sonic extent, dream.

After steadily working at tlie dental profession for eight years in Wilmington, Del., I re-
ceived a letter from all of my classmates to make them a visit. I had met with the best of suc-
cess since my graduation, with the exception of tlie first year, which I spent in fJaltimore. Not
in the profession, but to get a start, I ran a street car, ringing the bell most every time I took
in a nickel. After one year's work 1 was able to fit me up a nice office in Wilmington, where I
practiced the eight years, after which I was enough ahead to retire, so I decided I would take this
trip to visit all of my classmates.

The first place was back to my old .Alma Mater, to see if I could see any familiar faces.
.After getting ofT the boat I was going to visit the Dental School first, but met Frkem.xn on Light
Street, and, of course, had to chat with him for a while. He informed me, after failing on the
State Board for seven times in succession, he went back into the produce business and took in
with him BuRTo.x and So.mers, who met with the same fate. He had been doing the head work
and Burton and Somers were doing the heavy work, such as driving the wagons and unloading
cars of produce. I was glad to learn, though, that Someus and Burto.v had quit the job, passed
the State I'.oard and were (liiiiig a lli)urishing l)usiness, SoMEus in Highlandtown and Burton
in Dickeyville, Md.

FrEE.man was making so much money in the- produce business that he had very little time to
devote to the Dental practice, which was growing very rapidly. Going up to the University, T
found everything very different. I had heard that Ligiitner was holding a chair, but could not
learn as to its impi rtance : therefore, when I entered the Dean's ofifice, I was surprised to find
him sitting at the desk, and, upon investigation, I was informed that he was Dean of the Dental
Department, having succeeded Prof. Gorg.\s. It was the same old cry with him as when we were
there. It took most of his time to collect the tuition from the students.

Smithson, who had been an expert gold operator since his Freshman year in College, had
charge of the Infirmary, and was grading the boys on their specimen fillings as close as when
Prof. D.wis had charge. He informed me the requirements had advanced wonderfully and the
number of speciment fillings required was twenty-five, and no marks were given on fillings worth
under ninety-five. The Infirmary was crowded to its utmost capacity and Tommy had his' hands
full.

Jenkins had become so attached to tlie College that after his graduation he was given the
honorable position of assistant janitor, which position he held for three years. At the expiration
of this time he had advanced far enough in Dental Prosthesis to be appointed to ProF. Uhler's
chair.

HERf)NEMOUS, Cr.wier aufl Spkitz had been ])artiicrs. running an advertising office on
"Little Jerusalem Street," and had an extensive [)ractice among "God's own chosen people."
Rosencardt had been employed by them to distribute circulars through the streets, and at odd
times to help polish plates, which constituted most of their practice. I was told they advised ex-
traction of sound teeth, so they could have more plate work.

Leaving lialtimore, I took the evening steamer for Norfolk, \'a., arriving there next morning,
after encountering a very severe storm on my voyage. Getting seasick in the usual manner,
I was feeling very hungry, so I started to look for a restaurant. The first one 1 found I no-

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ticed on the window a sign reading as follows: "Simmons & Mann, Oysters in Every Style."
Well, I was so hungry I never noticed the sign very carefully, so I walked in and took a seat at
one of the so-called tables. I did not care for oysters, and not being a cannibal, I didn't think I
could go any part of a Man-n in any style, so I decided to take a stew of (Per) Simmons. I
was never more surprised when I was told by the waiter that Simmons and Mann were not on
the menu, biit that was the old style of the firm, which had changed hands several years ago. I
thought I recognized the names, so upon investigation, sure enough, they were my old classmates,
Simmons and Mann. They were still in Norfolk, and doing one of the best Dental practices in
the city. They were very glad to see me, and took a whole day from their business to show me the
town, which had grown to be the second city in the United States in size. It was next to New
York.

It is funny how old signs will confuse a fellow, and I often wonder why people when leaving
a location where they have placed signs on their windows they do not rub them off, or have them
scratched off. Upon my arrival in Newport News, Va., I wandered up one of the little streets
near the water-front and noticed the sign of "Epps & Edwards. Dental Surgeons." I recognized
the names at once, so I went over. It was an old frame building, with the top almost ready to
fall in, an old-fashioned brick-and-mud chimney, no doorbell, so, of course, I was compelled to
knock. An old man, with grey whiskers, came to the door. I knew it was not Epps and I could
not figure out how Edwards could change so much in such a short time. He was walking with
a cane, and his back was all bent forward. Unthoughtfully, I asked if he was Dr. Edwards.
Right then the fun commenced. The old man seemed to be insulted because I had called him
Dr. Edwards, and flew at me, with his cane uplifted, in a terrible rage. There was nothing for
me to do but retreat, so you can bet that was what I did. I afterwards was going up Main
Street and noticed another sign with the same names on it in one of the largest professional
buildings in town, so I thought it would be a good idea to investigate further. I took the ele-
vator to the third floor, on which the office was located, and sent in my card by the lady who
invited me in. I heard a terrible fuss after the lady announced my name, which was caused by
Epps and Edwards rushing in to see me. They were racing to see who would shake my hand
first. Of course, I explained to them the experi-cnce I had had in finding their office and they
informed me that after graduating they had occupied the place down on what was called "Cider
Alley" for a short while, and had been in their present location since, doing exceedingly well.
The old man I met at the door, so Dr. Edwards stated, claimed to be the shrewdest card player
in the city until he arrived, and soon thereafter he broke the old man at his own game, and since
he had been a sworn enemy. Epps and Edwards finished with the patients they had in their
chairs and, after excusing them and several others which were waiting their appointments in the
reception room, ordered their automobile and took me over the town and to the different clubs. I
had planned to leave that afternoon, so they took me down to the R. R. Station. I boarded the train
for Charlotte, N. C. I was seated in the smoking car. enjoying a fragrant Havana, when the train
pulled into Greensboro, N. C. A few minutes after the train pulled out I was surprised to see
R. O. and T. A. Apple come in. R. O. was the first to appear and recognized me at once, and
after some coaxing on his part, persuaded his brother that I was one of his classmates. He
made me feel very much at home, and the remainder of the trip was spent very pleasantly. Of
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after graduating, for the first six months he went back to "poiinding brass" (telegraphing) and
Troy had also taken up his old trade as "counter- jumper'' (clerk in a general merchandise store).
After securing a small sum of money, they had decided to follow their profession, and were
located in Winston-Salem, N. C, both practicing together, and doing nicely. They had a large
practice, more than they could do, and had employed several assistants. I wanted to know
where they were going, and, to my surprise, 1 was informed to Charlotte, X. C, to confer with
several prominent dentists relative to instituting a Dental College there. They were expecting
C.XRLTON to get on at Statesville, and go with them. Sure enough, when the train reached
Statesville C.aklton was there, and peeping through his eye-glasses in the usual scrutinizing way,
spied the bunch and hurried in to give us the "glad hand." He was very much interested in me,
and after giving him my experiences from the close of our Senior year up to date, I wanted to
know .something about his behavior. He stated, after receiving his sheepskin, he found it im-
Ijossible with the small "smattering" of dentistry he had obtained, owing to his own neglect, for
him to succeed in his profession, so he went back to his old trade, making crooked marks, or,
in other words, writing shorthand for a wholesale whiskey company. He only remained in this
business about a year, and afterwards went to New York, look a P. G. Course in Dentistry, and
llicii put out his shingle in Statesville, where he has succeeded finely.

The train had about reached Charlotte, and we were preparing to alight, and just about the
time we had all of our belongings together, the train came to a standstill, and the porter an-
nounced Charlotte. We all filed out, and how could we help but see Dr. A. M.\ggie Bf.rryhill?
Old "M.ag" was certainly there with the goods. You ask if she had declined any? Well, I
should say not. When he left school he was weighing only 21G pounds, but now he tips the scales
at 350 pounds and, from all appearances, he is still growing.

He was as jolly as ever. \\'e rode up to the hotel together in his automobile, and he in-
formed me after his Senior year, he went to work in his preceptors" laboratory for a
short while, and afterwards went by himself, where he had made enough money to live
on Easy Street. He had about given up his practice, and was in with the other boys on starting
the N. C. Dental College. I might as well state the outcome of the meeting held that evening.
R. O. Apple was elected Dean and Professor of Physiology; A. M. Berryhill, Professor of
Chemistry (to compare with Prof. Co.\le) ; T. A. Apple, Professor Crown and Bridge; F. D.
C.vrlton, Professor Opr. Dentistry. They had several others in the Faculty, but they did not
belong to my Class, so I will not mention their names.

I inquired of several of the boys I knew I could not get to see. I was informed "WoNG
Lee." after several years in the laundry business, was ]>racticing dentistry in Clinton, N. C, and
doing fairly well. Re.vde (Arthur P.), being somewhat of a "wire-puller" and having influen-
tial friends, had been successful in obtaining a political joli — "Driving a Water Wagon." He
seemed for a while to be very enthusiastic in the discharge of his duties, as it was in some par-
ticulars like the j(jb he had while in College. He afterwards gave this up and is now practicing
flentistry in Durham, X. C.

Greene, after receiving his "()igskin," went back to his old trade: Talking people intn buy-
ing some foolish song after the show. He was >lill looking for a tonic that will restore him lii>
youth and hair. I understand he at last found nut by his research work a partial hair restorer
and j)Ut it on the iiiarki't. He had cni[)l<iye(l Messrs. Doi-glass. Kernodi.e and Im)RU to assist

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him in disposing of it. This was one of his labels on the bottle: "The (Dk.) GrKKniC guaran-
tees it to grow a full and vigorous growth of hair on gold-headed canes, if used according to di-
rections." I was glad to learn all of these gentlemen had quit this business and were doing well
in the dental profession.

I was sorry to learn May and Perrin were still in bad health, brought on from overwork
and long-continued nervous strain which they had undergone during their College course at the
U. of M. I could see they were improving, and I am sure a few more years of retired life on
the shady side of Easy Street will bring them around all O. K.

For several years Baker and McCali, had been fortunate enough to capture a bear each
spring, and after training the poor animals, would go from place to place giving the usual clumsy
performance. Both of these young men have in the last few years hung out a sign announcing
their degree, etc., and are doing as well as could be expected.

Mills and SmathErs were in sunny Florida making a specialty of Orthodontia, most of their
work consisting in regulating alligators' teeth for three years after they graduated. Mills
would do the holding while Smatheks put on the appliances. They have since cut this out and
are now doing work on real human beings. The funny part of the practice for the first few years
was the way Mills could charm the alligators. They had Markert to capture their patients
and detain them until Mills could arrive on the scene. When the alligators would see Mills
coming, smiling in the usual way, .showing his (mixed colored) teeth, the poor things would
mistake him for one of their own family, and submit to anything.

After spending my time out in the Sunny South, I decided to go North, where I found
Scarborough. The old boy was very delighted to see me, and invited me to his home. I was
surprised when I entered his hospitable home, to find Mrs. Scarborough such a beautiful woman.
How Scarborough fooled her I could not learn. You ask if he had been blessed? He most as-
suredly had. There were seven little tots, the oldest . being only nine years old. After par-
taking of a most sumptuous meal, we retired to the library and began to talk of old times, and
what our past had fceen since our College career. He informed me, after leaving the University,
lie went home and began in his father's laboratory, polishing plates, etc. His father kept him
there for two years and finally gave him permission to work at the chair. He had had fine suc-
cess, financially and every other way. While we were talking I asked him if he knew the where-
abouts of any of the boys in our Class? "Yes," he said, "HarrowER was located in Baltimore,
and had at last found the long-sought prize, and had won her — a wealthy widow with thirteen
children. Since his marriage he had become the happy father of a couple pair of twins. His
ofifice was in one of the professional buildings, and he was coining the money." He certainly was
living up to his teachings, ethically, as Scarborough said he was charging fifty dollars for sin-
gle crowns and twenty dollars for gold fillings. None put in for less. You can understand this,
though, when you consider the number he has to provide for.

Poor Bowker, after leaving College, went to live with an old Irishman on a Jersey farm,
where he turned out every year several hundred bushels of "Jersey Sweets." He is now located
in "Hoboken," doing a fine business. His sign reads :

A. J. Bowker, Surgeon Dentist.
Teeth Extracted Without Pain While You Wait.

Truitt, of course, went to Mexico to practice his profession, but could not make any success,

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so lie ciitcrcil tlic jirizc ring, lie was incctiii.u: w illi micccss <^encrall), but would ti,L,dU mily under
his own contract, viz: I lis op])onent must be of strictly Jewish descent : weit^^ht about ninety-eight
pounds, ring side, four feet seven inches tall, twenty-two inches around the waist : must not wear
over 8yj glove and number three shoes. He must sign a contract that he had never received any
instructions in physical culture and had never worn a pair of boxing gloves. I was not sur-
jtrised to hear of his success under this agreement.

After leaving Scarborouch's mansion, I jouriieyc<l over into New \'vvk State. I was trav-
eling on my mileage (walking crossties), therefore could stop ofT at mo.'^t any old place. My
first night in \ew York State was in a small town in the southwestern part. It was late when I
arrived, the sun being about two feet above one of her beautiful mountain peaks. I strolled up
the street, not caring where I went, and ha])pcncd to notice a big show bill in front of a grocery
store, which read as follows :

"Something Entirely New. Never Run Down at the llecl.

Full of Fun, and Laughter. Concert in Three Acts.

Played by Lnvvis, TnoMrso.v and Fitzsimmons.

Hoolic.\n's II.\ll, 8.30 p. m,. .XruiL 1, l!i--^it.

Admission, li»c."

As I had the price, I thought I wonld take it in, so at the appointed iioiir I went around.

I was right much disgusted when I found the place to be a third story over a grocery store.
After climbing the rickety stairs. I applied at the ticket window for a scat. Ilully Gee! W'ho
should be selling tickets but my old classmate, W'kigii.xrt. After jiaying him my ten cents, he
explained to me that he, in company with Lr.wis. Thompson and Fitzsim.mo.vs, had gone on the
stage and tliis was their business now, instead of the profession they had learned. Feeling at lib-
erty with these gentlemen, I walked behind the curtains (which was a sheet they had swiped
from the boarding house) to see the other boys. There was the trio. Li:wis was jiutting on his
red paint, i>reparing himself for the first act: Thompson' was doing the heavy act. and Fitzsim-
mons was shining his shoes (clogs). The first song was entitled "Don"l Hand Ale a Lemon."
Lewis walked upon the stage and began to sing. When he was at College he could certainly
sing well, but the exposure and amount of singini; he had been com])e11ed to do had put his voice
on the bum proper, and when I heard him singin'.^, or rather making a fuss, I was horrified. It
was simply terrible. He asked them in his song not to hand him a lemon. Well, they ilid not.
l)Ut instead it was tlie worst lot of eggs I ever witnessed. Lkwis realized in time it was "2,V'
for him, and ran, all of us following as close as we could. I got lost fr^im them, and so far have
never been able to learn their whereabouts.

I did not have the pleasure of meeting GiiMis and I'k.nimCxtkk while at College, so I did not
feel nt liberty tr) call on them, but learned they were taking as much interest in Dentistry as ever.

Roy had returned to his old occupation, squirting soda water. lie had receiveil a ]iromotion
only a few days previous to head waiter in the "Barber Shop" attached to the Drug Store.

Lyons, after inaking a fortune out of Dentistry, had entered politics, and had been elected
Mayor of Bumsvile, W. Va., by a majority of one vote (his being the only one ca.st).

Dkcn.an, after running on the street cars in his home town for several years, had managed
to knock down enough to fit up a fairly res[)cctal'le office, and was doing very well in the dental
profession.

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McKknna had iiiailc ciiouyh money to retire, and was in ])artnership with Andrew CarnE-
r.iH, giving hbraries and large endowments to the needy.

CuLLiNEY had been promoted to head waiter in a quick-Uinch room. He was still wearing
knee trousers, and large white collars with lace around the edge.

I did not see Garland and Smith, as they had engaged in the fish business off the coast of
New England and spent most of their time on the water.

Theil was in Wisconsin, Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry at one of the Dental Colleges.

While walking up the street in a small New England town, I was grabbed by the arm, pulled
into a second-hand clothing store, and by the time I entered there were three clerks handing me old
clothes, hats, shoes, etc. One put a hat on my head, one an overcoat on my back, and the other
a pair of shoes on my feet. Thinking I would have a little fun, I ran out with all this junk on,
but had only gotten a few doors away before I was overtaken, and for the first time I recognized
the merchants as Hill, O'Siianecy and Lynch.

Hearing from my foreign classmates, I learned that Teraki for several years worked as car-
toonist on the Takamarashiki Dispatch. He was at the present time Demonstrator of Anatomy in
the dissecting room in one of the large colleges in Japan.

Capt. Garzonzi, who had the degree of Phar.G. when he entered the University, was still
experimenting. In the last few months he discovered that water really contained oxygen.

Georcion was practicing in Turkey, and still using the "heroic method" of devitalizing teeth
(punching nerves out with sticks, nails, etc.). His fame reaches far and wide, for every patient
he doesn't kill becomes violently insane from the terrible ordeal.

Greet was in Germany in the mercantile business, making a specialty of Sour Krout and Lim-
I'lrger Cheese. Prophet.

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TO THE CLASS OF 1007.

The (lay has come when we may say our College work is done ; /^^

We know it means that here on earth our mission's just begun. ^-

A few words of instruction I now to you impart, ]^^

With hopes that you have gained some knowledge of our art. V'ii)C| ''

Be kind to those who suffer, it matters not their ache ;
Humanity is now our cause — not one should we forsake.
Do your duty by each patient, without thought of your reward ;
Our goal must not be riches, for the poor on you may call.

SufTcring is a disease of the body and the mind;
Odontalgia you know to be the dentist's kind.
That new thing, paranoia — or "brainstorm." in better term —
U simply a disease caused by the toothache germ.

If a poc."' benediction is worthy to be invoked,
I offer you this prayer, and in addition do hope
That the instruction you've received may not be in vain.
But always to relieve those who are in pain.

In verses unique I would like to describe
Each man in our class without disguise.
But to all I may say, without mincing terms,
Our living is dependent upon the toothache germs.

So farewell, students, our professors as well ;
Our future we may guess, but no one can tell.

PotT.

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Class Officers.

E. B. IIuWUK, *n, 0NE.
C. L. Calloway, *n . . .
1'. A. Laslky, *n

President F. A. FolKv, H**. WNE Secrctarx

.Vice-President R. G. Pvlks, *n Seri^eant-at-Arnis

Treasurer R. S. Xkim an, ^Q Historian

CLASS RULl,.

Atchison, II. \V., ^W West Virginia

Allworth, J. A., ♦J} New York

Allen, R. E South Carolina

I'.iCLCiiER, L. L., *U West Virginia

IjRYNER, L. M Pennsylvania

Butler, G. N.. eNE North Carolina

Calloway, C. L., *n West Virginia

Ciiamdlin, J. A., *n, 0NE Florida

Courtney, C. H South Carolina

Foley, T. A., E**, ©NE Connecticut

FundERBURK, J. E., *n South Carolina

Haffenden, J. N Jamaica. H. \V. I.

11 ARTY, E. A., *n Jamaica, B. W. 1.

I Iines, W. E.. *n North Carolina

HiRSH, I. A New York

Hoffman. S. B Maryland

1 lowLE, E. B., *n, 0NE North Carolina

Jackman, R. J., S** New York

Kelly, R. II., *n West Virginia

Lasley, F. a., ^n North Carolina

l.AWKENci;. C. T., H4"I' New !lami)sliirc

Malone, W. T Texas

MoGULL. A Russia

AIoNKS, F. E Pennsylvania

Neiman, R. S.. *n Pennsylvania

Noonan. H. J., H** Maine

Pf.gram, I,. J. ^n. 0NE North Carolina

PiiiFER, A. G., *n North Carolina

Philips, G., S** Maine

Piper, J. R Pennsylvania

Pyles, R. G., *n Maryland

(JuiTT, W Russia

Reich ENiiACH, W. E., =** Connecticut

Robertson. II. C Maryland

S.VGABIEN, A., =** Cub.i

Sleichter, R. E Pennsylvania

Southard, P. C. *SJ. 0NE Delaware

Stein, S New York

Temple, E. S., S** New York

Underwood. J. T., *JJ North Carolina

Watson, S. R North Carolina

Williams, R. W., *U Marvland

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Class History.

WHEN we, the Class of '08, entered this grand old University we were undoubtedly green,
and the Juniors, taking advantage of our greenness, proceeded to haze us in the most
approved style. Having captured all but the best sprinters in the crowd, they painted
our faces, rolled up our trousers, turned our coats inside out, and having decorated us most beauti-
fully with signs, bells and all kind of rubbish, we were tied together by a long rope and taken for
the first time through the business and shopping districts. After amusing the populace by our
antics and being properly humiliated, we were then taken to a photographer and had our photo-
graphs taken. The Juniors took up a collection and with the proceeds went to Welsh's to cele-
brate, having first turned us loose, to do as we pleased.

During the first few weeks a number of us were "passed back" for having dared to sit on
the fourth row, and after our Class elections all of our officers were compelled by the Upper
Classmen to make a speech, telling of their appreciation of the great honor thrust upon them.
Having been initiated into the mysteries of College life, we proceeded to become acquainted with
all its many phases, and before many months a spirit of good fellowship developed between us
and the other classes. i

The only events of great importance during the rest of the year were our fights with the
Juniors and the Class election. The Juniors upon several occasions tried to break up our Class
meetings, but never succeeded, and in the fight, which always followed, they were generally de-
feated. After one of these fights we held our election of officers for our Junior year, with the
following result :

President, HowLE ; \'ice-President, Callow.w ; Secretary, Foley ; Treasurer, Lasley ; Ser-
geant-at-Arms, Pyles. Having finished our examinations, we all went home to enjoy our well-
earned vacation and to prepare for our return in the fall.

October having returned all too soon, we, as Juniors, again wended our way to Baltimore, not
to be hazed, but to haze. We welcomed the Freshmen properly, treating them as we had been
treated, as the numerous photographs taken on the occasion show. Shortly after the opening of
school we held a Smoker, which was well attended and which was a grand success.

Throughout our Junior year we have been very busy, for our Class is one of the most indus-
ti-ious in College, if what the professors say is to be believed. We have conquered in the In-
firmary, and it is to be hoped that all shall come out victorious in the final examinations. Not-
withstanding our great amount of work, we have been well represented in athletics, FolEv,
IlowLE and Southard playing on the football team, while PyleS represented us in baseball at
first base.

And now, in closing, let us hope that all our members will return next year, when, as Seniors,
we shall finish our work and leave our Alma Mater to enter the struggle of life in the arena of
the world. Historian.

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Freshman Dental Roll.

Class Motto : Doctus Usus.
Class Colors: Gray and Crimson.

OFFICERS.

J. A. DandElin President C. A. Shreeve Sccrctarx

G. E. GeyeR ricc-Prcsidciit Miss Georgiana ]\Ioxks, Assistant Sccrctarx

S. J. Carter Historian G. C. Spies Treasurer

R. A. Buhrman Scrgcant-at-Jrins

CLASS ROLL.

Anderson, J. J., *Q North Carolina

Rachman, E. IL, *n Maryland

BerESTOn, R. a Maryland

Buhrman, R. A Maryland

Cahill, W. D. Y Virginia

Caraballo. C Cuba

Carter, S. J Georgia

Charron, a. W Massachusetts

D,\ndelin, J. A., X** Massachusetts

Davis, J. V North Carolina

Dobbin, A. H New York

DouD, F. C New York

DuRLiNG, A. D Nova Scotia

Edmonds, B. B \' irginia

Epstein, P., X** Rhode Island

Fields, C. E., Xi Psi Phi North Carolina

Gardiner, S., *n West Virginia

Geyer, G. E., *0. . . . '. West Virginia

Grant, W. W Maryland

Gr.'WEL, a. H Massachusetts

Herr, J. M Pennsylvania

Hicks, H. W., X** Massachusetts

Hopkins, E. H North Carolina

Hull, C. R New York

Hutchinson, C. L Virginia

Jefferson, A Georgia

Johnson, H. K North Carolina

Jordan, J. R Georgia

KosMixsKv. A. J., *Q Texas

Lawrence, E. N., Psi Omega. North Carolina

Lowman, G. N North Carolina

Mandico, J. S Canada

Marshall, F. J., *n Connecticut

Mendez, S. a Jamaica

Monks, Miss G Connecticut

Moore, H. S Maryland

Moore, O. L North Carolina

Nordin, E Connecticut

O'Neill, A. J., *n Penn.sylvania

Pagan, J. N North Carolina

Pelloouin. H. L., X** Massachusetts

Phillips, E. S Jamaica

Price, C. J., I'n Maryland

RorsBiNS, C. L North Carolina

Shortell, E. J., *n New Jersey

Sh reeve, C. a Maryland

Spies, G. C Maryland

Thomas, J. W Virginia

Tryon, R. E., X** New York

Van Brunt. W. E Florida

\^AN Zandt, F New York

Weinberg. D. A North Carolina

Whitefield, G. F North Carolina

Yelvington, E. T Florida

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MONDAY, OCTOBER 1, was a day long to be remembered in ihe annals of tbe U. of M.
On this beautiful autumn morning men from the Sunny South, the North and West as-
sembled (imbued with the one ambition and aim, the right to tlie degree of D.D.S.) to
form one of the greatest classes ever matriculating in the Dental Department of the I'nivcrsity of
Maryland. Every one, sustained by his determination to succeed, fortified by that spirit of for-
titude and courage, and I confess great was our need thereof, in view of later events.

After a kindly greeting from our honored and respected Dean, each and every one was met
ami welcomed by the glad hand of "Johnnie's" the hazers. After usiiering us into tiie Senior
I .aboratory, it was a case of make-up all around. We were painted in various colors, coats turned
inside out, flags, bunting, nursing bottles, and a "skidoo" cap. Each Frcshie was given a typical
introduction to College life, led around the city to the great amusement of those passing. They
certainly had a strenous two hours. During the next ten days the Freshmen had troubles of their
own. After that our paths were much smoother, only one important instance of hazing, January 2.
Luckinsky, Pluckinsky, Butinsky and Fine,
K'osminsky always did have a lovely time ;
If time would turn back and history repeat.
We would thank the Juniors for washing his feet.
On October 2S, the Freshman Class met in the Professional Building, on North Charles
street, and a very enthusiastic meeting was held and the follDwing officers were elected:

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J. A. Daudklin, President; G. B. Gkver, Vice-President ; S. J. Carter. Historian; C. A.
Shreeve, Secretary; Miss Georgiana Monks, Assistant Secretary; G. C. Spies, Treasurer; R.
A. BuHRMAN, Ser^eant-at-Anns.

This Class, numbering- sixty-four collectively, by its intellectuality and also by the individual
;ichievement of each member in mastering the many difficulties encountered in the practical viork,
attracting the attention of the Faculty and Senior students, has won the praise and merited rec-
ognition of all.

The Class has been well represented on the athletic field, Shortell, the player with a
record, was this year's coach ; also played second base on the baseball team. Anderson, Buhr-
MAN and several others are ball players of much ability. Pelloquin, besides being on the base-
ball team, covered himself with glory during the football season, filling the position of center.
In the Hopkins game his clever playing added to the enthusiasm displayed by the Freshmen, and
I might add they were there to a man, with true College spirit, yelling for dear Old Maryland.

Mr. Spies is another member of this Class, and is well known in the dental profession; his
laboratory work is a thing of beauty and joy forever. His success in the future will be a credit
to the University. I might go on and enumerate the achievements of many other members; suf-
fice it to say at this time that in the remaining two years many more of them will be in the
limelight.

And the world goes on ; by the time this appears in print the joys and the happiness, the
tiials and sorrows, of our Freshman year will be a thing of the past; our thoughts will carry
us forward to the session of '07-'08, anticipating the pleasure of the opening of the session ; first
of all, the task of initiating the incoming Class, a pleasure it will be to some of the boys who got
their share this year. And the renewing of the many treasured friendships of our classmates,
and to still further cement the bond of good fellowship already established. In after years,
when our paths in life lead in so many dififerent directions and places, our thoughts will stray
back to the pleasant times we experienced during our College days, especially to our first year,
when our motto — Doctits Usits — was, indeed, an appropriate one for the foundation of our pro-
fession in life. Historian.

Hii/.iiiK the FrL-sliiuen

C>1^^*TmS An» TntiPv DWa \M4

SENIOPJ4

JUNIO<«

X5v

JANITOK*

All

DEPT. OF PHARMACY

lACfl.TV ',)1 rilAU.MACV.

Faculty of Pharmacy.

William Simon, Ph.D..
Enici-itiis Professor of Chemistry.

CiiARLKS Caspari, Jr., I'ii.G., Piiar.D.,
Professor of Theoretical and .If plied Phanuacy. Dean of the I'aeull;

David M. R. Culi;rkth, A.AI., PilC;., U.D.,
Professor of Materia Mediea, Botany and Pharntacognocy.

Daniel PAsr:, Ph.D.,
Professor of Chemistry and re;.:;ctahle Histology.

IIlnry p. PIynsjn, Pii.G.,
Professor of Disfcnsiiig and Commercial Pharmacy.

ADJUNCT FACULTY.

U. A. P.. DUNNINC, Pii.G.,
.Issociate Professor of Chemistry.

E. Frank Kixlv, 1'iiar.D.,

.-Issociate Professor of Pharmacy.

Jas. W. WkstoiTT, J'li.G..
.■Issociate Professor of Materia Mediea.

CiiAS. n. Wari-.. Pii.G.,
.'Issociate Professor of Botany.

IIknry L. TroxLLL, Pii.vr.D., Demonstrator if Chemistry.
J. J. P.ARNKTT, Demonstrator of Pharmacy.

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CI,.\SS (H'l'ICKRS

Class Roll.

Behrman, Bernard F.. K*,

Baltimore, Md.

"Handsome apples are sometimes sour.'"
("Bernard is a crab apple.")

Age 21. Weight 139, Height 5.0. Presi-
dent 'OS. Editor '0(i. Editor '07. .

Blocher, \'. L., *X.

Grantsville, Md.

"Oh, Hell! what have we here?
Age 25, Weight l.'iO. Height. 5.9.

Caraballo, Cristgisal J..

"One of those passing rainbow shows."
Atre 19. Weight ISG. Height 5.T. S. L. Club. Artist.

Cuba.

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C'liDi). J. NO. X., *X, llaltimure, Md.

"Stew him in his own S^avy,
Thou shaggy-hairetl villain."

Age -il. Weight i;iS. Height .").1().

EiiY, J. CvKiu. Baltimore, Md.

"A wretched soul bruised with adversity."
Age -i-i. Weight \-M>. Height .5.10.

r'.i.i'Hi.NSToNK, Lkwis M.. <I'X. I'altiniure, Md.

"Tell the trutli and shame the devil."

Age 22. Weight l.")<i. Height .^.Itn.,. N'irginia
Club.

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EssLiNGER. Richard Independence,

Baltimore, Mel.

"Oh ! prophetic hope ! thy smile bestow,
And share the pangs that worth should never
know."

Age 21, Weight 135, Height 5.10^. Fourth
honorable mention Junior Class '05-'06.

Prophet '07.

F"ehler, John Frederick,

Baltimore, Md.

"An idler — a watch that wants both hands,
As useless when it goes as when it stands."

Age 20, Weight 140, Height ri.ll.

FrEEM.\N, M.'WSVILLE I.\ne,

Baltimore, I\Id.

"He's a fool who tries b_v force or skill
To turn the current of a woman's will."

Age 20, Weight 120, Height 5. .5. Fifth honor-
able mention 'O.V'Ofi.

211

■rkntz. IIkrman iM., Baltimore, Md.

"Men arc but chililrcn of a larger growth."
Age 2:i. Weight KiS, Height .").li)>:,.

Ford, S. William.

Baltimore, Md.

"Then tali<! C.ood Cod! how he will talk!"

Age 21, Weight 132, Height 5.8. Third honor-
able mention '05-'0G. Secretary 'Ofi-'OT. Scr-
geant-at-Arms '05-'0fi. Member Executive Com-
mittee.

J(JNi;s, Jos. W'.'I'X. Bri>tt)l, Teiin.

"God bless the man who invented sleep."
Age 21, Weight 111, Height :>.\>>.

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Kratz. William II.,

"A marvelous dollar's worth."

Baltimore, Md,

Age 21, Weight 145, Height 5.9>^. Assistant
Editor '07.

Kirch NBR, Lou, K*, Baltimore, Md.

"The very hairs of your head are numbered."

Age 21, Weight 165, Height 5.9. F. & E. Vice-
President 'OG-'(IT Class. Chairman Executive
Committee, Centennial Committee.

Laney, Charles A., Naples, Texas.

"Nature has made strange things with time."
Age 22, Weight 170, Height 6.2 J^.

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[.APOrRAILLi;. CllARUKS Hi)\VAKl>,

"Ills skill is a safcs^uard."

I'.altimore, Md

Age 21, Weight 1:52, Height o.d'/j. First hon-
orable mention Junior Class '()5-'(i(). Treas-
urer Class 'OG-'OT. Member Executive Com-
mittee.

McCracki.ix. l-'ruMAN 1!., *X.

Xewberrv. S. C.

"W'bnt countrv friend is this?"

Age -.'1. Weight li;."). Height C. South Carolina
Cinb.

Mii.i.KR, J Ravmoxo.

Baltimore. Md.

"Every honest miller has a golden thumb."
"Strive yet to be a man before your mother."

Age 21, Weight ll.s. Height .'i.C.

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MoRAN, JamKS H., X, Adams, Mass.

"His works make everyone a booster."

Age 25. Weight Kifi, Ileig-ht 5.8. Captain Bas-
ket Ball Team. Member Executive Commit-
tee "OG-'Or.

MuNZERT, Harry J. F.,

Baltimore, Md.

"Vessels large may venture more,
But little boats should keep near shore."

Age 21, Weight 124, Height 5.5. Historian,
Class "OG-'O?.

Seidel, Frederick G., Baltimore, Md.

"Use and importance not yet discovered."

Age 22, Weight 145, Height 5.7. Sergeant-at-
Arms '06-"07.

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Sii AKKSPKAKK, Norman Evkkktt, K*, wXIC, llaltiniorc. Mi

"I'oor prattler! I low tlioii talkcst."
Never repeats (can't).

Age 20. Weight i:i4. Height 5.8. President of
Class '06-'07.

SULLIV.AN, C. P... "tX,

Laurens, S. C.

"I am weary and overwrought with too much
study."

Age 24. Weight 145, Height 5.10. South Caro-
lina Club. W. K. R. S.

\a.\sant, Pavaki), Galena, Md

"There is a laughing devil in his sneer."
Age 28, Weight Kid, Height (1.1 ^i.

216

Way, Russell B.,*X,

"Hence, loathed melancholy.'

P.alti

Age 18. Weig-ht 122>i. Height 5.7y,. Second
honorable mention.

Alexander. Thos. W.. K*. ©NE. Elberton, Ga.

"I admit that I know nothing."

Age 22, Weight 140, Height 5.7. Treasurer
Georgia Club.

Carpenter. Frederick G., K*, @NE, Greenville, S. C.

"Look homeward, angels, and melt."

Age 22, Weight l'?."). Height r,.G. South Caro-
lina Club.

CUTCHEN, W..

Raltimorc, Md.

"Oh ! happy years, who would not be a man.
Beauty like that would scare the mole, and
the bat, and make the liveliest monkey
melancholy"

Age 30, Weight 150, Height 5.C.

Fanoose. Amin, Egypt.

"Hail, foreign wanderer."
Age 23, Weight 150. Height 5.9.

McGarry, Charles J., Norwich, Conn.

"I have not loved the world nor the world loved
me."

Age 22, Weight 125, Height 5.5i/.
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Alkxandkr —

TIuTc is a difference between cents and sense. Xo one would accuse him
(if liaving the latter rccjuisitc.

I'.KIIRMAN-

W'hii is it wears such fancy socks?
And (iflen mingles with the Docs?

Give a think !
Who is it always looks so sweet,
With manicured nails, and feet?

Don't give it up.
Who is it has girls galore,
And meets them at the College door?

Think again.
He takes them walking up the street,
And stands good for a soda treat;
r.ernard I'.ehrman, guess you'll do,
Are there any mure at home like vou?

P.LOCIIKR —

A mistake here. 1 le shuuld eliminate the "er" ; rcjilace it with head.
One who will give you an overdose of poison with impunity, lie be-
lieves taking life easy.

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CARPENTfiR-

He would be more successful following the vocation that his name indi-
cates than becoming a pill manipulator.

Carabello-

Is trying to dispose of the theory that you can do two things at the same
time. That's why he's learning to make pills and pull teeth. He'll
tell what he don't know, as well as what he does know. Great at
the game of bluiif. Has bluffed everybody, including himself, into
believing his theory is correct.

CODD —

A Codd by any other name.
Would smell just the same;
His name sounds fishy,

But the resemblance ends there ;
He has an aversion for water,

And dislikes to comb his hair.

CUTCHINS-

A student of infinite resourcefulness. Thinks he can write a book on
chemistry, but you can see he is all balled up. Labors under the im-
pression that he is successful, and is coming out on top.
The Bible says a person's hairs are numbered, as you see,
H this be true, then I must say that yours are twenty-three.

Eby-

Eby thinks he is all "skeegy" — but his legs are turned under so much they
have grown into his feet. Such a paradoxical being:
"Of all sad thoughts of pen or verse.
The saddest of these, he couldn't be wor.se."

Elphinstone —

A man with such appellations like this needs to be pitied. Sounds like an
ingredient in a Chinese prescription for the "Blind Staggers" or
"Heaves." As he grows older, he may, it is to be hoped, imbibe some
wisdom. As it is, his knowledge leaks through his head as water
percolates through a sieve.

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ESSLINGER-

A creature of elongated legs,

With a heafi like a stone :
If perchance you'd slip and fall down.

You'd then be half wav home.

1''i:iili:k-

.■\ fellow of sonniok-nt proclivities. .\ descendant of Rip \an Winkle.

When Gabriel blows his horn he'll turn over for another snooze.
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you,
Snore, and you sleep alone."

I''ki:k.m.\.n-

We take off our hats to Miss Mazzie,
As a druggist she is .somewhat "Dazzy,"
Doesn't look like she'd i)ut you under the ban,
So here's hoping her husband will lie a "free man.

Frk.xtz-

I'uRL

See poor i)apa, with fuotstci)s unsteady,
He swears married life is a failure already

1 le walks the floor,

.'\s the kids loudly roar,
\<n\ lii-t l)c W(in'l vole fur Teddy.

A human talking machine ; is always breaking his words, and sometimes
he has to get them in edgewise. When young he was fri.ghtened by

a windmill which, no ddulit. accnunts for his kansraroo-like activity.

JONKS —

A "medalsome" fellow with only one good peg. A friend of the pawn-
brokers, who recommend liim for his "redeeming" qualities.

He should iiave remained a baker, for there he always got the dough
when he kneaded it, and was considered a ])ious fellow. His stock in
drugs will not rise a^ the di)Ugh did.

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Kenyon —

Here's a chap of jolly mood.

used from birth on Mellin's food ;
From the land of pork and beans,
A regular "It" with all the queens.

KiRCHNER —

A fellow with a name like a Russian instructor, better known as the

"Human Lighthouse."

"He's so very fond of red.

He always wears it on his head."

L.^NEY —

Oh, Laney. Laney, Laney,

What a very funny namey.

Lord ! if you should e're get thinner.

We would be able to see your dinner.

L.\POURAILLE —

The "Human Sponge," a fellow who likes to smoke — at someone else's
expense. As a lecturer he might succeed, as he is always round a
stump.

McCr.xcklin —

Fresh from the country. Me stays home at night to pick the hayseeds
out of his hair. What's the price of eggs?

McGarry —

"Begorra, Bejabbers, likewise Fudge,

O'im a d . to-ough Mick,

And every time Oi sp-h-it,
Oi sp-h-it a red br-r-ick."
Has great expectations, as he anticipates having a rich aunt some day
"cough" him up a bunch of "mazuma."

iMiLEER —

Here is a young man named Miller,
Who thinks he's a genuine killer,
Just from the cradle.

With baby-blue eyes.
And soft, beardless face,

He tries to look wise,
But it's time, dear child, to cease thy prattle,
And take up your pacifier, bottle, and rattle.

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MORAX —

He's from a very queer land, they say,
Where nature appears in a pheudmenal way,
Where, accordinj;^ to his watchful eye.
.\ blackberry bush grows eighty feet high.

.Mi'Nzi:uT —

Sounds like a piece of Mozart. An individual of wondrous ability for
"liitting the pipe."

"lie began smoking when he was seven,
.\nd no doubt he'll smoke when lie gets to Hcovcn."

Sl-IDKL —

Tho' fair in niaiuiers, and gentle in speech,
riiarmacentical science is heycind his reach.

Sullivan —

Xo relation to the illustrious John L., but a product of different clay, with
a muddy brain, and a poor lid on his shoulders. Can't even be com-
pared to a blotter — the latter will aljsorb some things.

Shakespeark —

No relation to Bock's lieer. although always in good s])irits. Friend Shake,
please don't indulge in ".Mtitudinous Libations," but stick to the old
reliable H, O. Otherwise you'll be a sadder "Hudweiser" man.
"We hate to lose you, darling.

Our faces are wet with tears, alas and alack !
W'e are sobbing at your departure,

But we know that weeping will not bring you back.
Therefore we weej) ! ! !"

Va.n.sant —

A direct lineal descemlant of Ichabod Crane. Here's a fellow who loves
to laugh at others' misfortune and whenever a fellow is tangled by a
question. "\'any" lets out a laugh which seems to signify his su-
periority, but what a mistake. What a difference when the tables
turn ; ;uid it has turned so manv times to his sorrow.

WAV-

Known as "Sunny Jim" from resemblance : says very little for fear of
giving of CO.., in excess of O taken in and will not smile for fear of
not getting his face back in place again. His voice got rusty from
sleeping in a bathtub, hence the noise which starts at his feet and
rumbles on like an echo from an empty barrel.

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SENIOR CLASS HISTORY.

ON THE third of October, 1!)0.3, could be seen apiiroaching the College I'.uildings — in group.s
of twos and threes — young men who were to constitute the Class of "Naughty-Seven."
Putting on a bold front, we entered the Lecture Hall to be greeted by Dr. Culbreth.wIio
•ripoke to us on the word : G-R-E-A-T, — Girls, Rum. Ease, Athletics, and Theatres. After receiving
some good advice from Prof. Caspari and Prof. Base, telling us not to skip lectures and quizzes
for the theatres and the circus, we quietly departed. On the following day we met Prof. H.
I*. Hynson, our instructor in Commercial Pharmacy (the art of wrapping packages), and who
teaches bookkeeping by a system which is known to himself alone. After the lecture we were
greeted by the Seniors, who insisted that we accompany them on a sight-seeing tour through the
city. Having donned the ornamentation fit for the occasion, we departed amid yells and shouts
and flying banners, led through the principal streets of the city to be gazed at by passers-by.

With this excitement over, we began our studies, determined to master the art of Phar-
macy, until the Christmas holidays brought a halt to our work. Throwing our books aside, we
counted on enjoying ourselves by eating plum pudding and topping this off by supping the
sparkling nectar which flows from Hebe's cup. Our joys, however, were met with sorrows after
the holidays by the death of our beloved quizzmaster, Mr. John P. PiquETT.

Resuming our studies again, we worked incessantly the remaining months of the school year,
preparing for the exams, in the spring. Our work done, our books were laid aside again to re-
inforce our strength, which had been lost during the year through strenuous work, and to enjoy
the gentle zephyrs of summer. While some passed away the time "Under the Shade of the Old
A])])le Tree," others were shoving dope.

With dust-laden books, we returned on the ord of October to our sacred haunts, but some-
what thinned in number, the deficiency having been made up by Seniors, who thought it advisable
to remain another year. The following day we captured the "Freshies," after some hesitation
on the part of Dr. Hynson to turn them over to us; he thought we would harm the little dears.
Meekly submitting to our demands, they were adorned with infant and "Skidoo" caps and vari-
ous other articles. After posing for the camera, we departed, to show them the wonders of
the city.

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Wc then lonk u]) (iiir liooks to resume our studies ami to assume the <hities of Seniors. \Vc
all harmonized until the amiouiiccmcnt of the election of officers of the Class : then a dark cloud he-
j;an formintf itself on the horizon, whicli was due to factional feeling (I will call the factions A and
1>). 'I'his continued to hover over our heads for several weeks, when a notice suddenly apiieared,
stating the time of the election, four hours before its occurrence, when it should have been
four (lays. Like a Western cyclone, uprooting trees and blowing away houses, were some of the
[■rotestations of some of the members of faction B. Nevertheless, it was Iield at the stated time
and made up entirely of members of faction A. Hut after several meetings held by the Class
in a body, and by the aid of our spokesmen, Mr. S. \V. Foud and Mr. N. E. Sh.\i<i:spi:.\rk. the
election was annulled, which was due to a deficiency in the number required to form a
quorum. One week later another election was held, electing Norm.an E. Sn.M<iiSPE.\RE, Presi-
derit : Lou Kirch \ER, Nice-President; S. W. Ford, Secretary: C. Ihjw.xRn L.xpourvii.le,
Treasurer; F. G. Seidel, Sergeant-at-Arms ; Ber\.\kd F. Behrm.x.v, Editor; H.\rrv J. F.
Mu.NZERT, Historian; Riciiaud I. Essli.vckr, Prophet ; and Cristob.xl J. C.\r.\I!.\li.o, Artist, and
with a loud "three cheers" and a "hurrah" for Baltimore, the officers were duly sworn in.

On the 15th day of December, a tlicatre parly was held at the Maryland Theatre, and fol-
lowed by a banquet at Hotel Caswell. Talk ab'>ut shipwrecks! Why, schooners were bumping into
each other every minute; and the buys were obli'^ed to resort to "Red Raven Splits" and "Fizz"
to overcome that "rocky feeling."

On a dismal January day could be seen run;iing along Baltimore street a crowd of happy-
Icjoking boys, as if running for a reason. "Who arc they; and where do they come from?" were
some of the questions asked. "Why, they are the members of the Senior Class, Department of
Pharmacy, University of Maryland." Yes. it is true ; we were fleeing from our enemy, the
"Ouizz," to seek refuge at the theatre.

A few words of praise must be said in conclusion of our President, Xorm.xn E. Sii.\ke-
SPE.VRE. It was he who led us victoriously through manj- a strife, and to whom we looked for as-
sistance during the hour of distress. Guided on by his firm hand, we traversed this year's path
of life with steady steps until we reached the portico thnui;.;h which we go out into the world to
seek success. Histori.\n.

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SHORTLY after I was chosen Prophet I got down to work, but the enthusiasm and energy
with which I started soon vanished, and I found that undertaking a hard task to perform.
To prophesy the future of that conglomeration, some short and fat, some long and slim,
saints and devils, required more than mortal power.

Day after day went by ; the time allotted the writing the Prophecy grew short. I was in a
quandary until one evening, sitting in the library, tired and worried, I fell asleep. A soft, sooth-
ing hand stroked my brow. A quiet rest settled upon me, the like of which I had not experienced
before.

It seems that some kind spirit, perhaps the Protectress of Prophets, took pity and gave me
the Prophecy in the form of a dream, which I now offer as the Prophecy of the Pharmacy
Class of "Naughty Seven."

It was a bright sunny morning. I was just leaving Camden Station, setting foot in Balti-
more the first time for many years. The Class was to meet this evening, the anniversary of
their graduation, twenty years ago. I noticed an old gentleman walking in front of me upon
whose boots were some splashes of Cumberland mud. I recognized him at once, for I have not
been Chief of Detectives of Milwaukee these many years for nothing. The form and strut
also reminded me of Ctanberland. Hurrying, I caught up with him. He glanced at me and then
gave vent to the old and familiar phrase, "Oh, hail." This was BlochER. He said he was
going down to look over the old Alma Mater. That being my destination, we walked together,
exchanging the news. Blocher said he was the proprietor of a pharmacy in Cumberland and
was devoting much time to the manufacture of maple sugar, from which he was receiving a
large income.

On inquiring for Kenvon, he said that he (K^:N^■ox) was advertising Mellin's Food, anl
had been doing so for some years past. He was posing in the show-windows of large ret:i:l

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drill,- stores throu.ulK'iit the country, lie ua> a i;Tcat aliracti..n. clothed in tlic jniik undress of
nature, with the exception of a htlie skirt. With liis head -.havod and sealed in a hiyh chair, he
was, indeed, the exact representation of their faniihar picture. ■■Our Hahyr lie was also inter-
ested in the wholesale stationery Imshiess, tiie pn>Ml>iiitie'^ c.t whicli had attracted his attention
lon^- aao. when he and MoUAXused to write to "M." and ■•i.onii." every day. .Mor.\n' mar-
ried "M." and. f..r some reason .>r other, he -ave up his j.ih a> ■■.S'troiii^ Man" with a side-show
and i> now a I'liannacist.

\Vc were now in the neii.,dil)orhoodof theoldT. oj M. Tliin-s were lookinjj ijood. There
was a line of dormitories on G'm'iit' 5/m'/ and a "ew six-story Medical BiiilJiii}^. Things had,
indeed. chan.t,''ed.

Comintc alout.;-. with a pipe in his mouth. weariu.L;- a sweater and carrying; a valise, was a devil-
ish old tii^aire. It was Lons — I-ouis Ei.Piiixs tom;. Ik- was on his way to the University,
where he had heen lakins;- si)ecial courses ever since I'.H);. lie had continued with athletics, and
had broken several College records, besides almi>si hreakin.L; the Colle.i;e funds, when he Mew up
jiarl n{ one of the buildinijs hnntint,- .hiniioiiiiiiii.

Conn and Koki>. 1 was told, were in ])iilitics: lieads of a rini;' that put t'.oK.M.\x and K.\si.\ to
shame. Codd was nnmini;' for May ir and Fouo for C()mi)troller. Ki.phixstonk was to hold
office, too. Kememberinuf the sleii,dn-of-hand work done in the Laboratory. I knew that if any
!4raftin<r was done Loi'is would be "Johnny on the spot."

Arriviiif^ at the buildinj.^, we were escorted to the second tloor. where we met RfssiCLL !'•. Way,
who was Dean of this department and Profrssortti Pharmacy. Sumeone said that Way had been
line of Marvland's most noted exhibits at the Jamestown lixpasitian in \'M)\ . pusiuL;- as the only
and (iri^inal '■Sunny Jim"

W \^ called fur jo\i;s. wlm i^reeted us with li;mdshaking and "hojjes."' alter which he showed
us around throuL;h the various Iniildini^s. joNi:.s was Profes.sor in Cheinistry. lie ha<l written
several Ixjoks. well thoufi^ht of. on Analytical Chemistry and seemed to take life easy.

L'])on my askint;^ if LaxKY was about. I was told that he was rresidenl of a lli,i;h School in
Texas: formerly he had been with I'.iffalo Hull's Wild West Show. Just then we heard a sneeze
oi a wheeze : a peculiar sound, once heard, never lo lie forijotten. "There jj^oes Carpf.ntkr,"
shoute<l P.LOCIIKR. as an airship jiassed the window and sto])])ed at the .\ero Station. "When yon
hear that noise you can bet on it that C.vrpkxter is nearby."

lust then Sn.i.iv.w. McCkakkn. Carpk.ntkr and Alkx.\M)i;r stepped out. The "bunch"
"whooped it u])"' for a while, .\fter the noise ceased. 1 asked to whom did the airship belong.
Sii.i.iVAX i)roudly said that it belon.L;ed to him, l;aviniL; built it chiring the idle moments which he
had while tending to his riiarmacy. "With my heli). " cried McCrakKN. "Yes," said Si't-LY,
"he tried to hold a hanmier once, hut dro|)]ied it on his foot, and then he wotdil not set foot in
the workshoj) any more."

C.\RPK.N"ri-:K then tried to sell some .gold mine stocks to us. .\i.i;x.\xi)KR would not allow it.
.Nlkc said C.VRPKNTKR would "do" strangers as cpiick as a wink, but would not see any of tlic
ol<l fellows "buncoed." .\i.kx.\xi)i;r. C.\ri'i:xtkk & Co. was a brokerage firm of Georgia doing
a thriving business.

.\fter looking over the building, noting its Conveniences and wondt'rful e(|uipments, we sejia-
rated, agreeing to meet that evening.

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The siyht of so man)- of the old classmates aroused the desire of seeing more. So I started
nut with the intention of looking up Codd. Arriving at his home, we were greeted by Ford.. He
invited me into the library, where he, Codd and some ward worker had assembled. All work was
init aside and refreshments were served and talk of old times began.

I asked if anyone had heard of LapouraillE, whereupon Ford gave me quite a story. He
^.aid "Lap" had made money, speculating in copper mines. He then opened a chemical and
])harmaceutical emporium in New York. All went well until Dr. Raymond MillKR expounded
his lubricant theory, which was : No matter what the pain or trouble should be, treated with
oil, plenty of it applied either inside or out, just as an engineer would treat an old run-down
engine, a cure would be eiTected. This theory was taken up by many physicians through-
out the country. They began prescribing oils for everything. "Lap" being a Pharmacist, re-
This could not last long. The business began toit for a while, but soon his French soul gave
ceived many of the oily prescriptions. He stood in he would get tlie oil, send out for some cel-
LTv, lettuce and eggs and would make a salad, way, and when one of those prescriptions came
go to wreck. Just by chance Fritz Seidix came to the rescue. He happened to stop in New
York, just having retired from the polite vaudeville, where he had been giving imitations of
steamboats, buzz saws and various whistlers. "Lap" engaged "Fritz" to take charge of his
emporium, while he opened a hotel. "Lap" took charge of the kitchen, and then the cuisine of
that hotel became known throughout the land.

Codd then broke out, saying that "Lap" was not the only one that was injured by that the-
ory. "FehlEr," said he, "has been running a Cut-Rate Pliarmacy downtown and while filling
one of those prescriptions was almost lilown to pieces. He now lies in the hospital." I was, in-
deed, sorry to hear this.

Picking up a newspajjer and happening to turn to the s])orting ])age, I saw one of the columns
lieaded in big letters, "Molly O wins by a length." It went on to say that she was the only suc-
cessful horse of a bunch of runners and was owned by Patrick McGarrv. I learned that
"Pat" one day, by chance, befriended a little chorus girl whom he shortly afterward married. He
had been huckstering potatoes before this luck befell him. Later his wife fell heir to a fortune
and also a stable of blue grass horses. This is how he happened to be the owner of Molly O.

I was about to go when I remembered that I had heard someone mention Prof. Behrman.
i asked if they had reference to our Bernard B. and whether he was holding a chair at Hop-
kins or some other seat of learning. They laughed at the idea and told me that Prof. Behrman
was conducting a dancing hall over in South Baltimore, where he prepared high kickers and fancy
dancers for the stage. Formerly he had a barber shop with a side-show at River View. Then
he tended the monkey house at Druid Hill Park. He was then "up in the world." being very
po])ular with the ladies.

I then left and was walking u]) St. Paul Street when a flashing sign caught my eve. It read:
J. C. EBY. Spiritual Medium.
Wondering what kind of a person this was, I glanced at a tall, hatchet-faced individual standing
iii the doorway. It was none other than Env, who recognized me at once. He invited me in. .\fter
talking awhile, he asked me if I would like to hear about the lives some of the boys had led.

Caraballo was first. After leading me into a dark room, at one end of which he left me,
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several times ; then a piece of parchment fluttered wiit of the darkness which Eby caujjht and read:
"Carahallo, after peddling Ml'nzkrt's \'italizcr for several years, went with a Graphophone
Company, with which company he now holtls a position. At one time he was Champion Billiardist
of the United States."

Drowning was the next name called out. Then luiv read from the same paper: "Browning
& Co. is a prosperous wholesale drug firm of North Carolina. Browning is taking life easy, de-
voting most of his time to the ladies as of old. The prosperity of the firm is due to the junior
partner, Harry J. F. Munzf.rt, who has worked with untiring effort. Ilis X'italizers have made
him wealthy."

After thinking for a moment, I inquired ahout SiiAKKsrKARE, asking whether he was in
jail or prison. Ehy, having warmed up by this time, grasped another piece of parchment, which
came fluttering out of the darkness. From which he read: "Shakespeare, after studying The-
ology at one of the seminaries, is preaching the Gospel up in Gooseberry, Md." At this point I
interrupted him by snatching the parchment from his hand. It w as blank. I told Ehy he was a
fraud. The idea of Shakespeare preaching the Gospel! Full well 1 know that at the show
most any evening you could find old Shakie down in the bald-headed row, afterward a "cat"
at the chorus girls' entrance, and then for a pleasant evening. No preacher for him.

Ehy charged me two dollars and fifty cents, saying this was a reduced price for old times'
sake. Then I left in disgust.

I bought a newspaper. I read an article which stated that Bayard Van Zant, after taking
three and one-half bottles of Munzert's Vitalizers, was completely covered with hair and was trav-
eling with a circus as Boo Boo, the "Dog-Faced Boy." Looking up I caught sight of Okoniew-
SKi, and he recognized me and wanted to borrow a quarter of a dollar, which I gave him. He
then invited me into a nearby saloon. His name always did make me thirtsy.

Okie told me that he was helping his wife to run a millinery shop, but e.xpected to get a job
soon under Codd.

We then parted. I went to the hotel, where I had .some trouble with the clerk and was
obliged to ask for the manager. He arrived in the person of Kratz. I explained matters, of
course, and Kratz made it all right, saying I was not to mind Gold.man. the clerk. I then recog-
nized Goldman. After he calmed down, we shook hands, and we soon chatted about most every-
thing. "Say! what's the matter with Kr.mz?" I asked, "he certainly is looking bad." "Yes,"
said Goldman, "financial matters have almost embarrassed him." Poor Kratz!

Goldman then gave an account of himself. He had been a railroad conductor, a detective,
a bookmaker at the Saratoga track, and finally had settled down as clerk at the hotel.

He gave me the address of Frentz, who was an M.I), and head of the Frentz Homaei)athic
Sanitarium, a place that was a whole block square.

After lunch I strolled downtown and there I met -Miss M.\ysville Jane Freeman. She
was D.D., M.D., A.B., and Phar.D. She was noted for her writings, being the authoress of
several books of great merit, the most noted of which was entitled "How to Make Love When
the Gas is Lit," or "Bonbons and a Sofa." She was married to that husky dental student of
whom I had heard so much during my school days.

Miss Free.m an told me that CuTCHENS, after doing some missionary work in .Africa, was
then a shouting Methodist preacher down on the "Hook."

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With regrets, 1 left Miss Freeman and went to see FkenTz. I found him in. We spent a
very pleasant afternoon together. He was not looking as healthy as he might. He had a
habit of pulling out of his inside coat pocket a dog-eared, paper-bound book now and then and
would read a little and then thrust it back into his pocket again. "What's that?" I asked,
"some of your old cribs?" "No," said he, smiling, and handed it to me. I read the title:
"How to Raise Children," by Roosevelt.

I left Frentz and went to the hotel. On looking into the dining room a sight met my eye
that I could scarcely believe. On inquiring of Kr.\tz what had happened, he replied that Fa-
mous and his family had arrived. At dinner they had asked for bread-fruits and dates, and
oranges and bread were served, which Mrs. Famous had refused to eat, demanding bread-fruit.
When it was explained that there was none to be had, they immediately broke loose, and the result
was what I had seen. Famous was Ambassador to the United States and was well fixed.

Some sausages which I had for dinner were so good that I could not help commenting upon
them. "Well," said the waiter, "they ought to be good. We get them direct from Kirchner's
Sausage Factory, and they're always fresh."

That evening down at the University were gathered more of the fellows of "Naughty-
Seven." After banqueting, toasts were in order and many a brilliant speech was made. Codd
arose and responded to his name most eloquently. The applause was deafening. It grew louder
and louder until my heart and my ear drums felt as though they would burst. I could not
stand it any longer and I rushed out. Then I awoke.

Prophet.

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Officers.

John McH. Maui.din, President.
Carson P. VR\\h%\ . .Vice-President ^%kstv.v. Ti. ](mv.?.. . .Sergt.-at-Arms

Geo. Y. Massf.nburg Secretary Wm. H. Smith -irtist

Lawrence Soper Wieeiams. Historian.

CLASS ROLL.

.'\mman, Fredric C Louisiana

Aranki, Solameli E Palestine

BalmerTj Clemens A Ohio

P>ORCHERDiNG, Wm. E Maryland

Brav, Wm. M North Carolina

Brooks, Thos. S North Carolina

Brown, D. W South CaroHna

Cannatello, Lawrence Sicily, Italy

DiRiCKSON, James B Maryland

P'wEEL, Georce GroviCR Maryland

FuGUA, RoBT. S North Carolina

FrailEv, Carson P Maryland

FelseR, Wm. I Maryland

I'iFER, Jno. B Virginia

Frierson, Edward C South Carolina

Flowers, H. H Maryland

Gibbons, Geo., Jr Pennsylvania

Grusendorf, Henry C Maryland

Gwinn, Chas. W. J Maryland

Haelbig, Franz L. A Texas

Hancock, Herman Franklin. .. .Maryland

HouCK, Roy L Pennsylvania

Jones, Webster B Maryland

Kammer, Wm. H Maryland

Keller, Bayard T Maryland

Lafferty, P.vrks M North Carolina

Ligon, a. Towers South Carolina

M.\ssenburg, Geo. Y Maryland

Mauldin, John McH South Carolina

Mueller, Edward L New Jersey

Mullen, Richard H Alabama

AIarecki, Michael Maryland

NaTTans, Ralph Capito Maryland

Neub.vuer, Clarence Maryland

Powers, Edw.\rd A., Jr Maryland

Price, John W., Jr Virginia

Parelhoff, Maurice I Maryland

Rauschinbach, Chas. W Maryland

Renehan, John Leo Connecticut

Saad, Nagib Ibr.\skin Cairo, Egypt

Sandler, Jos. S Maryland

SoppENFiELD. Wm. a North Carolina

Seward, Wm. Webster Maryland

Smith, Wm. Harry Maryland

Stam, Donald F Maryland

Stowe, L. H North Carolina

T.vmm, Sidney L Tennessee

Thomas, John B., Jr Maryland

VoGEL, Walter W Maryland

Walker, AlEx. D Maryland

Williams, Lawrence Soper Maryland

Zayat, Lewfic Z Cairo, Egypt

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History.

WHEN the members of the '08 Class congregated from their several States they closely
resembled the preceding ones. They were young, innocent and unused to the ways of
college life.

We were only casually greeted by the Seniors the first day. The rising sun of the second
day told us we were doomed to be hazed. After Prof. Hvnson's lecture (none knew the sub-
ject) the '07 Class took us in charge, ready to beautify our pale faces. A number of the fel-
lows met similar fates by having to carry signs, milk bottles, and bells, to announce to the aston-
ished public that we were the victims of the Senior Class.

Of course, it would not do for the Historian to say that we were a ghastly-looking sight
marching through the smooth (?) streets of beautiful ( ?) Baltimore, but will let the readers
form their own opinion.

We were tied togetlier, of course, that none might attempt escape by lagging behind. Es-
cape was out of the question. We had to put up with all that was in store for us.

We were taken along the principal streets in the business section and finally to the .\merican
lluilding, where they untied us and took us to the roof to have our pictures taken.

We thought that the Seniors would be tired by that time, but ,oh no! they carried us still
farther through the streets, until we reached a broad space, where one of the members (the
smallest in the class) had to make a speech to the laughing crowd that had gathered.

When the Seniors had tired of our company they told us we might clean up and go to our
respective homes, to rest from the labors of the afternoon.

For the first couple of months we were Fre>hmen all right, as anyone could tell, but now
that the novelty is wearing away we are becoming more dignified, as students should be.

We have elected our Class officers, who are all able men, to look after the business of the
Class.

The Class has already shown that there are members of it, who are brilliant, and are push-
ing above their fellows in their studies. It also shows it does not lack the spirit of Athletics
by the forward movement of several members of the football team, and 1 have no doubt but that
there will be a good showing when the baseball season opens.

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Let us turn to a subject as yet not mentioned, that a few of us were highly honored by be-
ing asked into the Fraternity, which is composed of the Faculty and a few Senior members, who
are genial, and ever ready to help their Fraternity brothers whenever it is needed.

You can see by the character of the Class that it is looking forward with great expecta-
tions to the time when our Junior year will close, when the summer months fly by, and we (the
Class that was humiliated by the Class of '07) will be "Master of Ceremonies," and will take
charge of the dear little fellows who will er-ter as we did.

Our Junior year is fast flying by on "The Wings of Father Time," and soon we will enter
the Senior year to show the Faculty of the University what we can do. We will also elect the
editors for the Terra Marl^, which will prove a success, I am sure, proven by the brilliancy
of the Class, which is now shining forth. And, lastly, be graduated with all the glory students
should receive from the good old University of Maryland.

May the Class of '08 ever be loyal and a pride to their Alma Mater. Historian.

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Muabilc d'ulu.
\W Miri'ly ilo hale' ymi.
TlnuKkTation ! What a take I
And our valiK-d time- at stako.
When each day with you wc waste
Several hours making paste.
While we might he playing pool
Or riding on a kicking nude.
C.ll.OII we love.

I!ut Chlorine. I'lunol ! Uord al.ove.
Deliver us from such a mess.
.\nd from fumes of 1 US.
(ilycerine's too nuieh for me
When mi.xed with Ili\t)i.
■•".xperimenting with cyanides
I'jiough to distract the best of nien.
So they'll take some IICX
If tin- sid)ject we soon dnn'l drop.
I!n;cine we'll taki'. then all will stop.
.Mil.i.KR. '07

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A Few Things that Happened.

I'kOF. Wkstcott —

Mr. Carahku/i. wliat are the adiilteral i<.ns of mustard seed?

Carai'.iuj.o —

The aihdteratiiiiis of mustard seed are]'(.'ach seed, e(iei)aiiuls, jiotatoes, and eal)hap'e.

I'RdF. Caspari —

For a ehan.i;e. supjiose we have a quiz?

l'.l-:ilKMAN —

I^et Iter "o. Doctor.

Irok. Casp.sri —

Mr. I'I'Iiirman, mention all the scale salts of iron anil their |ier cent.

P.KURM.VN —

I studied everythinj;' in the hook exce])t iron salts.

MtiNZKRT (in r'harmacy Lalioratory l —

1 can distingiiisli this odor with ease.

SltlDl-.L-

W'liat does its stink resemble?

MlTNZKRT —

The pleasant smell of Linilnn'i;er cheese.

Sn.i.TVAN- —

I,A.\f.V-

VV.V')' asked joN'KS to have something at the bar.

Wliat did he take?

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Sullivan —

Whiskey, and then the bartender asked a policeman to take something.

Laney-

What did he take:

Sullivan —

Jones and Way.

Van Sant —

Do you think it would be improper for nic to place one reverend kiss upon this hand
'l hold?

Miss Freeman —

Yes: I think it would he decidedly out of place.

KlRCIINER —

Beiirm.\n. wily did you resign your position?

Behr.man-

Because tlic boss installed a cash register.

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Dr. THo.MAS I-KI,I..
rresiilfiit St. fohn's CoUej^e.

HISTORICAL SKETCH OF ST JOHN'S COLLEGE.

ST. JOHN'S COLLEGE, at Anna])olis, the Alma AJater uf so many of Maryland's most noted
and honored sons, is charmingly situated on the banks of the Severn River, a few miles
from the Chesapeake Bay. Nothing- in the country surpasses the picturesque loveliness of
its situation.

At the foundation of the College in 1784, a building, which was little more than a ruin, was
given to tlie ISoard of Visitors and Governors. It had been intended as the residence of the (jOv-
enior, but had never been completed. It was surrounded by four acres of land, which were given
with the liuilding. This building is now known as McDowell Hall. Since the foundation of the
College several buildings have been erected on the campus in addition to McDowell Hall. The
corner-stone of the first of these, Humphreys Hall, was laid in l.s;!."). This building stands on the
left of McDowell Hall and is used as a dormitory for the younger men. On the right is Pinkney
Hall, erected in 1855, and used as a dormitory for Juniors and Seniors. Beyond Pinkney Hall
are the houses of the President and Vice-President, and on the extreme left are houses for the
Professors. To the cast of the College buildings, towards the grounds of the L'nited States
Xaval Academy, stands the new science building, named Henry Williams Woodward Hall, and
contains the College Library (many rare and valuable books having been received as a heritage
from King William's School ) , the Armory, and both Chemical and Biological Laboratories. It
is built of brick, with marble portico and trimmings, and is designed to be in accordance with
the colonial style of architecture which seems so in keeping with all the traditions of Annapolis.

The campus, which slopes toward the avenue, encloses about twenty acres. The front
lawn is shielded by large and handsome maples, lindens, poplars, and other trees. Nearly in front
of Pinkney Hall is a gigantic poplar tree, fresh looking and gTeen, which is supposed to be older
than even the ancient city of Annapolis.

The first efifort to establish a college in Maryland was made by the General .\sseniblv con-
vened in the city of St. Mary's in the year 1671.

The Act of the Legislature, which granted the charter of St. John's College in US4, was the
outgrowth of nearly a century of effort to found an institution in Maryland such as would pre-
clude the necessity of crossing the Atlantic for the com])letion of a classical and polite education.

The seat of Maryland State Government was removed in 169-1 from St. Mary's City to
Annapolis, and in 1604 an act was passed which resulted in the establishment of King William's
scIioctI for "the propagation of the Gospel and education of youth in good letters and manners."
as the act recites. Thus was created by the State of Maryland the first public free school on
the North American continent, which was placed under the patronage of the King, whose name it
was to bear, while the Archbishop of Canterbury was made its chancellor. In 1784 the charter

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of St. John's College was granted, and by the Act of 17S;j the property funds, masters and
students of the King William School were conv.eyed to this College, now claiming more than
two centuries of continuous life and most excellent educational work, exemplified by the careers
of her many illustrious sons. On November 11. 1789, the College was formally opened and the
dedication was performed with much solemnity, all the public bodies being in attendance, and
forming a long procession from the State House to the College Hall.

Active among these promoters were Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles
Carroll of CarroUton, Daniel of St. Thomas Jenifer, John Eager Howard, Richard Ridgely,
George Plater, Luther Martin, Jeremiah Townlcy Chase, Alexander Contee Hanson, Rt. Rev.
Thomas J. Claggett, Robert Dowie. Matthew anci Charles Eversfield, Benedict Calvert, Benjamin
Stoddard, Daniel Ilowly.

Charles Carroll of Carrolltnn. and others of its original incorporators were graduated from
St. John's College, Oxford, England, and to this the institution is said to owe its name. The
charter provides that "the College shall be founded and maintained forever upon a most liberal
plan for the benefit of the youth of every religious denomination, and it shall be fitted to train up
and ])erpetuate a succession of able and honorable men for discharging the various offices and
duties of life, both civil and religious, with usefulness and reputation." How well this provi
sion has been carried out, the many distinguished names found on the register of the .Alumni are
sufficient proof. In the short space of thirteen years from 17i)3, when the first class was grad-
uated, until 1800, the list of students contains the names of four Governors of Maryland, six
United States Senators, five members of the House of Representatives, four Judges of the Court
of Appeals, eight Judges of other courts, one Atttorney General, one L'nitcd States District At-
torney, six State Senators, fifteen members of the General .Assembly of Maryland, besides officers
of the Army and Xavy. other celebrated lawyers, divines and men well known in the various
walks of life.

The centre of rchncnient of this country was then here, and Mr. Justice Taney, who studied
law in Annapolis during a portion of that period, in his delightful autobiography speaks of this
old town as "The Athens of America," which reputation was sustained by the famous men edu-
cated at the College, among them Alexander Contee Magruder, the distinguished lawyer and
judge; Robert H. Goldsborough and John Leeds Kerr, who represented Maryland in Congress:
John Han.son Thomas, the famous orator, who led in the debate against the matchless William
Pinkney; and Revcrdy John.son, the truly great lawyer of international renown. Francis Scott
Key, author of the "Star-Sjiangled I'anner," was also an alumnus of this College, while James
Booth Lockwood, a volunteer member of the Greeley polar expedition, who gave up his life in
heroic service, received no other education than that acquired at St. John's College. George
Washington Park Curtis, step-grandson of General Washington, Fairfax and I^awrence Wash-
ington, his nephews, were among the early students of the College. President Washington, on
March 25, 1791, in the company of the Governor of Maryland and a number of the citizens of
Annapolis, visited St. John's College, and shortly afterwards, in response to an address made by
the authorities of the College, the IVcsident expressed his gratification at the prospects of thi>.
promising institution as follows :

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Til the Faculty of St. John's College:

Gentlemen: — "The satisfaction wliicl; I have derived from my visit to your infant seminary is
expressed with much pleasure, and my wishes for its progress to perfection are proflfered with sincere
regard.

"The very promising appearance of its infancy must flatter all its friends (with whom I entreat
you to class me) with the hope of an early, and at the same time, a mature manhood.

"You will do justice to the sentimeiUs whicli your kind regard toward myself inspires, by be-
lieving that I reciprocate the good wishes contained in your address, and I sincerely hope the ex-
cellence of your seminary will be manifested in the morals and science of the youths who are favored
witli your care."

GEORGE WASHINGTON.

April 17th, 1791.

It is an interesting fact that King William's School was among the very earliest educational
institittions of this country. The first effort to found a great public school in Maryland was in
]671, only thirty-seven years after the founding of the colony. The act for the purpose passed
the Upper House of the Colonial Assembly, but failed of final passage owing to certain amend-
ments proposed to it by the Lower House, which sought to give representation to various religious
denominations in its management — a sort of bi-sectarian control, as we would call it nowadays.
Had an act passed at that session on the subject, Maryland would have had the honor of having
founded the second oldest collegiate institution in what is now the United States of America.
Whereas, in point of fact, King William's School was the third (or possibly the fourth) in point
of age ; Harvard being the first and William and Mary College, in Virginia, .the second. The
legislation and subscriptions for the founding of King William's School were inaugurated by the
Royal Governor of the Province, Francis Nicholson, in 1694. The Governor donated fifty pounds
sterling, and the members of the Council and of the Lower House vied with each other in con-
tributing towards the establishment and maintenance of the School hundreds of pounds of to-
bacco, which commodity was the legal currency of the day. In the succeeding sessions of the
xAssembly, in 1095 and 1G96, duties were imposed upon the various exports of the province, prin-
cipally on furs, for the maintenance of the School, which in 1696 was given the name of King
William's School, in honor of the reigning British monarch, William III. The most important
men of the colony were among its viistors anl trustees; the Archbishop of Canterbury con-
sented to be included among its founders and patrons ; and the King signified his appreciation of
the compliment conveyed in its title by sending out, as a nucleus for its library, numerous rare
classical and theological books, many of which, with the golden stamp and title of the royal
donor untarnished by the lapse of the centuries, are yet to be seen in the College Library.

The work of the College went on steadily until the breaking out of the Civil War, when the
students were driven from the College buildings by the arrival of the Federal Army, who turned
the buildings and dormitories into a hospital for wounded and invalid soldiers. Their occupation
by the Federal Army continued from 1861 to l<S(i6, and when the grounds and buildings were
restored to the Board of Vistors for continuing educational work, the condition was deplorable
in the extreme. A small annual rental was paid by the United States Government, which was
in no way adequate to a thorough restoration of the property, and the burden of doing so fell
upon the scanty treasury of the College. From this cause arose the necessity for creating the
mortgage debt, which has been a great hindrance to the natural growth and development of the
institution. Moreover, no one can estimate the loss which was caused by the forced interruptioi
of academic work during the war.

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St. John 's Club of University of Maryland.

cS)

Dr. J. IIoLMKS Smith Honorary President

Lou II. Setii ( Med.) President

John F. Mn.D ( Law.) Vice-President

J.VCOB \V. I'.iun ( Med.) Secretary

"WAi.Td.N II. ( ".K A.NT (Law.) Treasurer

xMEMI'.lCRS.

R. C. Rowics' (Med.), IamksCi.akk (Law.),

Mkrkitt ('.. Rasi.v (Law.), K. I".. IIkar.v (Law.),

J. II. Fox (Law.), J. K. Lnslkv (Med.),

"iv. A. Yky (Law.), C. .\. JnvoK (Law.).
J. C. JoYCK (Med.).

The Ivlitors are much imlchleil lo Mr. Charles McNabb, an alumnus of St. John's College, for his artistic
contributions.

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HISTORY OF Y. M. C. A.

Pkih-. Samiki, C. Chew,
Huiionirv President ami i'luiiniuni of Board of Maiuii^eiiient.

Lawkenck Kolh, President Maryland

F. D. Wilson, Vice-President \irgiiiia

C. F. Strosnider, Secretary South Carolina

H. B. Bryer, Treasurer Rhode Island

F. G. Cowherd, Corresponding; Secretary Maryland

Tl I !•", year's work of the Association has been, in many respects, a disappointment to those of
us who, at the close of last year, had hoped and ])lanned to increase its influence and
broaden its field of usefulness. We have fallen far short of realizinj^ our dreams, but be-
fore pronouncinjc the work a failure, let us take a view of the difficulties under which we labored
during the year and the bright future which seems now to be before us.

At the opening of the session we found that our room in Calvary Ciiurch. which the Faculty
had granted us and which we had fitted up with considerable care and exiiense. was. through
some misunderstanding, not at our disposal. Efforts were immediately made to jirocure a room
in the neighborhood in which religious meetings could be held and I'.iblf stu(l\ carried on, active

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work of the Y. M. C. A. being suspended until the room was secured. Unexpected delays oc-
curred, and a month passed before a suitable place could be found. Valuable time to the Associa-
tion was lost, the result of which was that some members lost interest in the work, and our mem-
bership has shown a decline over last year, but Bible study has increased and religious meetings
were held during the last three months of the year.

All students of the University are invited to make themselves at home at the Association
room, which is supplied with weekly and monthly journals, both literary and medical, and also
various games.

We offer our thanks to the Medical Faculty, to whom we are indebted for a willingness to
help us whenever the call is made.

The Association of the University is ten years old, and the work has shown a marked varia-
tion from year to year. We believe it has a mission to fill and a right to existence, so let us hope
that the flood-tide has again set in and that it may grow in influence and usefulness each year.

EXAMINATION ATTITUDES

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NOT EASY TO BECOME A OOCTOR

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University of Maryland Medical Association.

The Medical Association was organized in 1893 by Dr. Julian J. Chisolm. The first
meetings were held in the Laboratory Building, where a large room was put at the disposal of
the students and graduates.

All the latest medical journals were supplied, and at the meetings of the Association the
new discoveries, as well as interesting cases and subjects were discussed. The Association
changed its meeting place to the Amphitheatre- of the Hospital in 1903.

The officers for the year l!io(;-l!»o; were:

Dr. Ch.\ulks W. McElfrksii President Dr. Joii.v .X. To.mpkins Vice-President

Dr. \\'.\lter H. M.wiikw Secretary

EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.

Dr. Jose L. IIirsii, Dr. Joseph W. IIoll-and, Dr. Irving J. Spe.\r.

Some of the papers read before the Society were:

October IG, 190G. Address on the "Clinics and l'h\sicians of Eun)])e." Dr. R.wnoi.pii Wix-

SLOW.

Xovcmbcr 20, lOOG. "Comparative I'Vequcncv of Potts" Disease in Adults," Dr. Comptox
Riixv: "Intestional Obstruction due to Wandering Call Stones," Du. Frank M.\rtin.

December 18, 1906. "Prof. Wertheim's Clinic and His Work," Dr. J. M. Hundley:
"Dysuria," Dr. P. Edmunds; "Si.\ Cases of Diabetes in Children," Dr. C. W. McElfresh.

January 15, 1907. "Present Status of Vaginal Cresarian Section," Dr. L. M. -Vllen ;
"P'ancreatic Lithiasis," Dr. A. D. Atkinson.

February 10, 1907. "Early History of Pucrpural Fever," Dr. L. E. Xe.ale; "European
Clinics," Dr. A. M. Shiplev.

March 19, 1907. "Echinococcus Cyst of the Liver," Dr. J. ^L Craic.iiill; "Life History and
Morphology of the Echinococcus," Dr. W. L Messick; "A Case of .Aneurism with Specimen,"
Dr. Cordon Wilson.

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— ♦ cAthletics * —

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General Jithletic jissociation.

()I-'K1CKRS ll»OG-'ur.

Harry L. Thomson (D.) President

.\i.1!i-:rt H. Carroll (M.) J'icc-Prcsidcnt

Courtney Buck (M. ) Secretary

CoNTKK Rose (L.) Treasurer

EXECUTIVE C( )M M I'l'TEE.

CaKSoN D. 1""o\VLi:k (E.). SiloKTKLL (!).)•

1\UC,ENK IloWKLL (I).). C. ^'. MojSON (M.),

C. Y. Hughes (M.). A. E. I'.lakk (.M.),

il. T. Richards (M.), B- E. Moran (P.).

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U. of M. and J. H. U. Football Game.

On November 29, occurred the annual football g-ame with Johns Hopkins. Each team had
been trained to the pink of condition for the battle. Both teams went in with the determination
to win or die for the glory of their Alma Mater, and only those who saw the hard-fought contest
can appreciate the spirit they displayed.

Promptly at 3 o'clock both teams appeared on the field and Hopkins, winning the toss,
kicked off to Maryland and the game was on. It did not take the crowd long to realize that
the teams were evenly matched, as neither seemed to be able to gain the required ground on
tlowns, and finally both resorted to trick plays and punting to gain their distance, which helped
make the game sjiectacular. Howell, of Maryland, easily outpimted his opponent at the kick-
ing game.

Slowly but surely we approached the Hopkins goal until the ball was on the five-yard line.
Howell fell back for a drop kick at goal. The excitement was intense on the side lines, and
"Rush it over" was heard from all sides. Perhaps had we listened to the coaching from the
bleachers the game might have resulted with an entirely different score.

Howell received the ball, but before he got a chance to kick, a Hopkins player broke through
the line, blocked the punt and recovered the ball. Hopkins immediately kicked out of danger, and
Maryland's first opportunity to score was lost.

Maryland secured the ball on the punt, and by a succession of trick plays and short-end
kicks we again carried the hall to Hopkins' fifteen-yard line, when time was called for the
first half.

After ten minutes' rest both teams appeared on the field and Maryland kicked oft' to Hop-
kins, who returned the kick, which was fumbled by a Maryland player, and Hopkins regained
the ball in mid-field. They then carried the ball to Maryland's forty-five yard line by short-end
kicks.

Hopkins ne.xt tried two end plays, with no gains, and were forced to kick in the scrimmage.
Pelloquin was injured and was carried from the field. On this punt Hopkins recovered the ball
on the ten-yard line, and before Maryland had fully recovered from the shock of the loss of Pel-
loquin, they carried the ball around left end for :heir first and only touchdown. Moss kicked goal.
Score : Hopkins, 6 ; U. of M., 0.

Maryland again kicked off and Hopkins carried the ball to their twenty-five-yard line. Hop-
kins was unable to gain the required ground and kicked ; Maryland returned the punt, which was
fumbled by a Hopkins player and regained by Maryland. In the next play, however, they lost it
I in a fumble. Hopkins was unable to make downs and Maryland again recovered the ball, and on
the first down carried it to Hopkins twenty-yard line. Here time was called. Hopkins added
another victorv to her list, but she well knows how dearlv it was won.

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Varsity Football Team.

190G-'07

Carson Fowukk.

Manager

1 1. L. Thompson. . .

Ei'CKNic Howell Assistant Manager

Captain

SuurnAKi) Right End

Blake

Charlton Right Half Back

( ioRDON Right Tackle

Lekitks Right Guard

Ra YNOR

I'lCLLOQUiN Centre

Messmore Left Tackle

Fav Left Guard

Raynor Left Guard

Thomson (Capt.) Left Half Back

1>lake

Price Left End

I loWELL

Willaru Quarter Back

llrc.iiES

Rock Hill Collci^v 0

I'ordiiam CoUeije 45

I'ort McHenry 0

X'irj^inia Military Institute 34

Washington and Lee L'niversity.lO

Mount Washington 5

Haltiinorc A. A 0

Johns Hopkins LTniversity 'y

I'nivcrsity of Marylanil 5

University of Maryland 0

University of Maryland '. . 5

University of Maryland 5

University of Maryland i1

University of Maryland 0

University of Maryland 11

University of Maryland 0

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NU SIGl\rA NU.

BETA ALPHA CHAPTER.
Established 1904.

FR.\TRi;S IN l".\Cl'LT.\TK.

Prof. S.\muel C. Chew, Prof. Jose L. Hirsh,

Prof. John C. Hemmeter, Prof. R. Tunstall Taylor,

Prof. D. M. R. Culbreth, Associate Prof. L. M. Allen,

Prof. J. Mason Hundley, Associate Prof. Harry Adler,

Prof. Hiram Woods, Associate Prof. A. D. x\dkinson,

Prof. St. Clair Spruill, Dr. T. H. Cannon.
fratres in i;niversitate.
■ 1907.

J. W. Bird, Maryland. M. J. Brown, Maryland.

E. B. Smith, Virginia. R. O. McCutchen, South Carolina.

J. S. Fox, South Carolina. J. W. MacConnell, South Carolina.
J. B. PiGGoTT, Virginia.

1908.

W. C. Davis, \'irginia. D. H. Swengel, Pennsylvania.

W. M. HoLLYDAV, Maryland. T. M. West, Maryland.
L. A. Riser, South Carolina.

1900.

J. B. ParramokE, Florida. K. M. Knmiwles. Canada.

W. T. Gibson, South Carolina. C. F. Strijsnider. \'irginia.
W. J. RiCKETTS, Pennsylvania.

1910.

J. R. Robertson, Georgia. George \\'.\lteu, Georgia.

S. G. Glover. South Carolina. H. S. Anderton. \irginia.
N. T. Kirk, Maryland.

alumni ME.Mr.ERS.

Dr. R. L. Mitchell, Dr. W. L. H.\rt,

Dr. W. J. Riddick, Dr. C. L. Jennings.

Dr. W. B. Warthen, Dr. W. W. Olive,

Dr. V. W. Brabham, Dr. W. C. Roberts,

Dr. R. L. Carlton, Dr. A. D. Tuttle,

Dr. W. B. Borden, Dr. E W. White,
Dr. T. M. Chaney.

NU SIGMA XU.

Founded at the Universit}' of Miciiigan, 1SS-.J.

Dr. Albert \'andErbeeR, Hon. President Albany.

Dr. RoSWELL Parks, Hon. Vice-President Buffalo.

Dr. Paul V. Barringer, Hon. Treasurer Charlottesville.

Dr. Frank F. Westbrook, Hon. Historian Minneapolis.

Dr. Ludwig Hektoen, Hon. Custodian Chicago.

NU SIGMA NU Con.

EXICCUTlVi: COINCIL.

Prof. A. D. Kkrr. Ex-Officio Chairman Ithaca. N. Y.

Prof. F. G. Now. Vicc-Chainnan Ann Arbor, Mich.

Prof. Ed. K. Dunh.xm, Councilor New York City.

Dr. TnAi)i)i:rs \\'.\lkkr. Custodian Detroit, Mich.

Dr. Wii.i. W.m.tkr. Secretary Chicago, 111.

ROLL OF CH.VPTERS.

\i Pii \ I'nivcrsity of Michigan.

1!et.\ Detroit College of Medicine.

13ULT.\ Western University of Pennsylvania.

Epsilon University of Minnesota.

2et.\ Northwestern University.

Kt.x L'niversity of Illinois.

TiiLT.\ University of Cincinnati.

Iota Colnmhia University.

K,\pp.\ Rush (affiliated with Chicago University).

L.\.Mi!D.\ University of Pennsylvania.

,Mu University of Syracuse.

Xu University of Southern California.

Xi University of New York and Bellevue.

Omicron Union University.

Alpii.x K.\pp.\ Phi (Pi) Washington University.

Riio JefTerson Medical College.

Sigma Western Reserve University.

Tau Cornell University.

Upsilon Cooper Medical College.

]>i[i University of California.

(_"in l'niversity of Toronto.

Pi Mu (Psi ) University of \'irginia.

Beta Alpha University of Maryland.

Beta Beta Johns Hopkins University.

I. C. I. (Beta Gamma ) University of Buffalo.

I'.ETa Delta University of Iowa.

Beta Epsilon University of Nebraska.

Delta Epsilon Iota (Beta Zeta) Nalc University.

ROLL OF CLIT.S.

The Berlin Clur Berlin, Germany The New York Club New ^'ork City

The \ienna Cli'u \ienna, Austria

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PHI SIGMA KAPPA.
Founded in 1873.

ETA CHAPTER.

Established in 1897.
Ch.\pter House, 1004 McCulloii St.

FRATRES IN ERBE.

J S. MURR.XY, LL.B.,
i\.\THAN WiNSLOW, M.D.

E. J. Griffin, LL.B.,
Guy Smith, LL.B.,
A. L. Malone,
S. L. Base, M.D.,
J. H. Smith, Jr., M.D.,
J. J. Moritz, M.D.,
K. O. Miller, M.D.,
G. H. H. Emory, LL.B..

\V. A. GOLDBACH, M.D.,

H. D. Anthony,
J. H. Bates,
R. C. Franklin,
Thos. F. Garey, Jr.,
F. S. Lynn,

William Dew,
W. A. Ellingwood.

H. W. Brent, M.D.,
W. W. Galbreath,
H. E. Jenkins, M.D.,
S. S. Bond, M.D.,
J. W. Holland, M.D.,
A. M. Shipley, M.D.,
J. H. Q. Smith, LL.B.,
"w. D. Scott, M.D.,
J. G. M.\tthews, M.D.,

E. B. Powell, LL.B.,

F. R. WiNSLow, M.D.

in u.niversitate.
1907.

1908.

! I. 1!. Gantt, Jr.,
W. W. Hopkins.

J as. Clark. Sigma.
•Allen Malone, Gamma.
J no. L. BlEckER, Sigma.

W. C. Lyon,
G. J. Morgan,
j. M. Matthews,

D. S. Sullivan,

E. A. Vey.

J. P. Inslee,

1909.

E. r.. Wright.

1910.
Geo. L. SiicKNEY.

AFFILIATES.

J. E. Garabrant, Gamma.
R(>i;T. ,\. Rouse. Sisrma.

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Founded at the Massachusetts Agricultural College.

CHAPTER ROLL.

Alpha Massachusetts Agricultural College.

Beta • • Union University.

Gam MA Cornell University.

Delta West Virginia University.

Epsilon Yale University.

Zeta College of City of New York.

Eta University of Maryland.

Lambda George Washington University.

Iota Stevens University of Technology.

Kappa Pennsylvania State College.

ThETa Columbia University.

Mu University of Pennsylvania.

Nu Lehigh University.

Xi St. Lawrence University.

Omicron Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Pi Franklin and Marshall.

Rho Queens University.

Sigma St. John's College.

Tau Dartmouth College.

Upsilon Brown University.

Phi Swarthmore College.

Psi LIniversity of Virginia.

Chi Williams College.

ROLL OF CLUBS.

Albany Club, Boston Club,

Philadelphia Club, New York Cluh,

Washington Club, Southern Clur,

Connecticut Club. Morcantown Club.

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EPSILON CHAPTER.

Established in 1904.

CHAPTERS

Ai,PH.\ University of Buffalo.

Beta Baltimore Medical College.

Gamma Syracuse Medical College.

Delta Detroit Medical College.

Epsilon University of Alaryland.

Zeta Georgetown University.

Eta Woman's Medical College, Philadelphia.

OFFICERS.

F. H. C. Heise, President Baltimore.

N. BuRWEEE, Vice-President Virginia.

J. L. MessmorE, Secretary Pennsylvania.

E. H. WiLEARD, Corresponding Secretary Maryland.

H. B. Messmore, Treasurer Pennsylvania.

W. J. Blake, Librarian West Virginia.

N. L Broadwater, Marshal Maryland.

O. P. Argabrite, Grand Delegate '. West Virginia.

CHAPTER ROLL.

H. B. Bryer Newport, R. L

F. H. C. Heise Baltimore, Md.

H. J. Bostetter Hagerstown, Md.

H. B. Messmore Uniontown, Pa.

J. L. Messmore Uniontown, Pa.

O. P. Arg.\brite Alderson, W. Va.

N. Burwell Millwood, Va.

F. E. Jamison Bryantown, Md.

E. H. Will.'vrd Knoxville, Md.

W. J. Blake Benwood, W. Va.

E. J. Fahey Grafton, W. Va.

F. C. Warring Baltimore, Md.

W. L. Burns Cumberland, Md.

W. R. Bender Hagerstown, Md.

N. L Broadwater Grantsville, Md.

Jos. Hamilton Baltimore, Md.

S. W. Hill Jacox, W. Va.

B. R. Benson, Jr Cockeysville, Md.

H. a. Delcher Baltimore, Md.

C. A. Thomas Monongah, W. Va.

H. R. Seelinger Norfolk, Va.

G. S. CoNDiT Fairmont, W. Va.

W. G. Queen Bryantown, Md.

W. C. Mylander. Baltimore, Md.

J. A. Hughes Mt. Carmel, Pa.

W. Van Dolsen Paterson, N. J.

W. U. Charlton Philadelphia, Pa.

G. L. Dougherty Wilmington, Del.

J. H. Barry New York City.

G. C. Coulbourn Marion Station, Md.

J. L. Valentini Baltimore, Md.

H. S. Dickinson Philadelphia, Pa.

D. S. Rhone Philadelphia, Pa.

J. H. Craige Syracuse, N. Y.

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Established in 189'J.

ALPHA ZETA CHAPTER.

Chapter House, 1408 McCulloh St.

FR.\TRES IN UNIVERSITATE.

Edward Burke,
Lennox B. Clemens,
George F. Cushwa,
W. Howard Gahan,
William H. Hamilton,
John J. Haydon,
Erank J. Hoen,
James P. Houstoun,

William F. Applecarth, Jr.,
William B. Athey,
John P. BaER,
Robert N. Baer,
George P. Bagby,
George A. BaylES,
E. G. Boyce, Jr.,
Augustus F. Brown, Jr.,
Louis F. Berger,
L. B. K. Cleggett,
Barry J. Colding,
J Francis Dammann, Jr.,
Clarence J. Eaton,
Joshua G. Harvey, Jr.,
William P. Harvey,
William T. Haydon,
Thomas A. Hayes, Jr.,
Harry M. Henrix,
Harold B. Hummelshine,
Charles H. Johnston,
Lawrence K. Jones,
James L. D. Kearney,
Rogers O. Knight,

H. CouRTENAY Jenifer,
Clarence M. Leith,
Austin J. Lilly,
Summerfield F. Norwood,
Hubert P. Ringgold,
G. Murray Seal,
Charles R. Wilson.

fratres in urbe.

J. Collins Lee,
James E. McEvoy,
J. Craig McLanahan,
J. Preston W. McNeal,
Roland R. Marchant,
Charles H. Mullikin,
Addison E. Mullikin,
Harry E. Newman,
M.^tthias F. Reese,
John Ridgely, Jr.,
George N. Schaeffer,
Alexander L. Seth,
Frederick J. Singley,
F. Howard Smith,
A. Taylor Smith,
Levin Stonebraker,
Philip L. Small,
James F. Thrift,
J. Herbert Waite,
John B. A. Wheltle,
Charles W. Wisner, Jr.
Charles M. Young,
Louis S. Zimmerman.

263

PHI KAPPA SIGMA.

Founded at the University of Pennsylvania, 1850.

CHAPTER ROLL.

Alpha Lfniversity of Pennsylvania

Delta Washington and Jefferson College

Kpsilon Dickinson College

Zkta Franklin and Marshall College

Eta University of Virginia

IoT.\ Columbia University

Mu Tulane University

Rho University of Illinois

Tau Randolph-Macon College

Upsilon Northwestern L^niversity

I'm Richmond College

I'si Pennsylvania State College

Alpha Alpii.v. Washington & Lee University
Alph.v Gam.ma. .University of West Virginia

Alpha Delta University of Maine

Alpha Epsilon. ..Armour Institute of Tech-
nology.

Alpha Zeta University of Maryland

Alpha Eta College of Charleston

Alph.\ Tueta L'niversity of Wisconsin

Alpha Iota \'anderbilt University

Alpha Kappa University of Alabama

Alpha Lamuda University of Califor'nia

Alpha Mu...Mass. Institute of Technology
Alpha Xu. . . .Georgia School of Technology

Alpha Xi Purdue University

Alpha Omicrox. .. .l'niversity of Michigan
Alpha Pi University of Chicago

Pnn.ADKLPHLx, Pa.
Kkii.monl), Va.

alumni chapters.

New York, X. Y.
Chic.\G(), III.

Baltimore, Md.

PiTTSIU'RG, Pa.

264

KAPPA SIGMA.

ALPHA ALPHA CHAPTER.
Established in 1874. Chapt-r House, 31:5 N. Greene St.

FR.'\TRES IN U-\IVERSIT.\TE.

Courtney C. Buck.
Thom.'\s P. Dryden,
Carson D. F0W1.ER,

E. T. M. FORMAN,

Donovan Hans,
Joseph W. Hooper,
W. B. Harward,
John D. Kerr. Jr..
E. Gordon Lee,
Francis J. Lynch,

Wm. Judson Lewis.
Garnett p. Morison,
Charles L. Prince, Jr.;
R. CoNTEE Rose,
Harry L. Thomson,
John B. Thomas, Jr.,
Joseph W. H. Uzzell,
Emitt W. White,
George F. Whitfield.

pratres in urbe.

B. M. Allen,

W. R. Armstronc,
J. K. BosEE,

C. E. BoSLEY,

J. R. Brewer,
U. Cassard,
G. Y. Clark,
C. A. Clunett,
R. S. Coupland,
W. H. Crane,
J. B. Deming,
G. W. Demneai.
G. F. Donnelly,

J. E. DOWNIN,

P. W. Eichelberger,
E. J. Ellinger,
T. H. Embert,
J. B. Emory,
T. K. Galloway,
C. E. Grisriel,
W. G. Green,
W. A. Hammond,
C. A. Hook,

R. T. Marye.
C. H. Medders,
C. W. Miller,
R. B. Morse,
J. E. Mullfield,
J. L. V. Murphy,

E. W. Murry,
H. W. Neepier,

F. W. New,
H. W. Nice,

F. C. NiCODEMUS,

W. G. Olmsteau,
T. S. Rice,
H. W. Rickey,
E. H. Sappington,
C. J. Seldon.
J. A. Sellman,
J. E. Semms,
J. F. Shafer,
C. N. Steigelman,
E. R. Stringer,
J. F. SUPPLEE,
A. H. Thomas,

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K. C. M. Hook,
J A. Hundley,
J. C. Judge,
C. R. Kei,i,y,
S. M. KiMEs,
L. M. Lewis,

\V. W. LlNGENFELDER,
F. F. LUTHART,
W. G. McCoRMICK,

Wm. M. Maloy,
C. F. McPhaii,,

G. S. Thomas,
T. P. Thomas,
H. H. Thomas,
J B. Thomas,
A. C. Tyson,
W. W. Wai,ker,
W. E. Walkins,
V. Wilson,

C. E. WiNGO,

J. R. C. Wrenshall,

F. M. WiDNER.

KAPPA SIGMA.

Founded at the University of Bologna, Italy, in 1400.

Established at the University of Virginia in 18(j7.

Flowers — Lilies of the Valley.
Colors — Scarlet, White, and Emerald Green.

Publications — The Caduceus, Star and Crescent (secret), Address Book and a Kappa Sigma

Song Book.

CHAPTER ROLL.

Psi University of Maine

Alpha Rho Bowdoin College

Beta Kappa New Hampshire College

Gamma Epsilon Dartmouth College

-A.lpha Lambda University of \'ermont

Gamma Delta. .Massachusetts State College

Gamma Eta Harvard University

Beta Alpha Brown University

Alph.'V Kappa Cornell University

Gamma Zeta New York University

Gamma Iota Syracuse University

Pi Swarthmore College

Alpha Delta. .. .Pennsylvania State College
Alpha Epsilon. .University of Pennsylvania

Alpha Phi Bucknell University

Beta Iota Lehigh University

Beta Pi Dickinson College

Phi. .. Southwestern Presbyterian University

Omega University of the South

Alpha Theta. Southwest'n Baptist University

Alpha Sigma Ohio State University

Beta Phi. . . .Case School of Applied Science
Beta Delta. Washington and Jefferson Coll.

Beta Nu Kentucky State College

Alpha Zeta University of Michigan

Chi Purdue University

Alpha Pi Wabash College

Beta Theta LIniversity of Indiana

Alpha Gamma University of Illinois

Alpha Chi Lake Forest College

Gamma Beta University of Chicago

Beta Epsilon University of Wisconsin

Beta Mu LTniversity of Minnesota

Beta Rho University of Iowa

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CHAPTER ROLL-Con.

Alpha Ai.imia L'niversity of Maryland

Alpha Eta. . .George Washington University

Zi;ta University of \'irginia

Eta Randolph-Macon College

.Mf Washington and Lee University

.\c William and Mary College

Upsilon Ilampden-Sidney College

I'.KT.v liKTA Richmond College

1)i:lt A Davidson College

\'.x.\ I'rimk Trinity College

Alpha Mu University of North Carolina

Beta Upsilon. ..N. Carolina A. and M. College

Alpha Nu Woffard College

Altha Beta Mercer University

.^LPHA Tau. . .Georgia School of Technology

Beta IvAMiiDA University of Georgia

Bet.\ University of Alabama

P>i:ta Kta .Alabama Polytechnic Institute

T II ETA Cumberland University

Kappa V'anderbilt University

Lambda Ihiiversity of Tennessee

Alpha Psi University of Nebraska

Alpha Omega William Jewell College

Beta Gamma Missouri State University

Beta Sigma Washington University

Beta Chi Missouri School of Mines

Beta Tau Baker L'niversity

Zi L'niversity of Arkansas

Gamma Kappa University of Oklahoma

Alpha Upsilon Millsaps College

Gam. MA Louisiana State University

SiG.M A Tulane University

Iota Southwestern University

Tau University of Texas

Beta Omicron L^niversity of Denver

Beta Omega Colorado College

Gamma Gam.ma. . .Colorado School of Mines

Beta Zeta Leland Stanford

Beta Zi University of California

Beta Psi L'niversity of Washington

Gamma Alpha University of Oregon

Gamma Theta University of Idaho

ALUMNI CHAPTERS.

Boston, Buffalo, Ithaca, New York. Danville, Lynchburg, Norfolk, Richmond, Washington,
D. C. ; Concord, Durham, Kingston, Wilmington, Atlanta, Birmingham, Mobile, Savannah, Chat-
tanooga, Covington, Jackson, Memphis, Nashville, Louisville, Pittsburg, Chicago, Danville, 111.:
Indianapolis, Milwaukee, Fort Smith, Kansas City, Little Rock, Pine Bluff, St. Louis, Jackson,
New Orleans, Ruston, Vicksburg, Waco, Yazoo City, Denver, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San
PVancisco, Portland, and Seattle.

268

KAPPA PSI.
DELTA CHAPTER.

ESTABLISH i;d IN 1807,

ACTIVE MEMBERS.

J. L. Anderson,
T. W. Alexander,
C. I. Benson,
T. M. BizzELL,

B. F. Behrman,
J. H. Bay,

J. A. Black,
A. C. Cannon,
WiM. Coleman,

C. B. Collins,

F. G. Carpenter,
J. E. Dawdv,

Guy p. AspEr,
A. L. Barrow,
J. S. Beatty,
M. B. Bell,
W. C. Bennett,
P. L. Bayer,
J. S. Bowen,

E. L. BowLus,

F. A. Balmert,
J. H. Cahoon,
W. D. Campbell,
J. E. Cathell,

W. A. Carrington,
I. D. Chaney,
W. F. Clarke,
S. B. Downes,
M. C. Freilinger,
O. D. Gruver,
J. P. Harrell,
J. F. Hawkins,
R. B. Hayes,
N. M. Heggie,

11. K. DUL.\NEV,

C. P. Frailev,
E. L. Griffith.
T. M. Gracey,

L. KiRCIINER,

R. S. McElwee,
M. E. B. Owens,
Roy Potter,
J. L. Renehan,
J. W. Robertson,
G. W. Richards.

PASSIVE MEMBERS.

R. C. Patter,
K. M. Jarrell,
VV. W. Sawyer,
A. P. Smith,

C. G. Todd,

D. A. Watkins,
F. W. Weed,

C. A. Willis,

R. E. WiNDLEY,

A. H. White,
R. H. Walfe,
C. Z. Young,
I). D. CoppEY,

L. D. Collier, Jr.
T. E. Darley,

B. H. Darsey,
Wm. Em rich,
L. Effird,

L. A. Fleetwood,
B. S. French,

E. J. Frosher,
T. J. Gilbert,

269

PASSIVE MEMBERS-Con.

N. W. Hershner,
G. W. Hem METER,
J. H. Hope,
H. P. Hill, Jr.,
W. R. Humphrey,
A. R. Hunter,
R. Jefferson, Jr.,
P. S. Landsdale,
K. A. Lawton,

A. B. Lennan,
L. H. Limauro,
C. W. Love,

J; E. Mann,
J. A. Nice,
M. Samuels,
E. H. RowE, >
J. W. Scannell,
T. F. A. Stevens,
H. B. TiTLOw,

B. O. Thomas,
E. R. Thorne,

C. C. Peters,

O. S. Gribble,
T. J. O'Donnell,
C. A. Overman,

N. M. OWENSBY,

M. L. Price,
S. Puleston,
H. Purdam,
J. E. Rawlings,
J. D. Reeder,

B. RiLLEY,

B. E. Love,
W. W. Riha,
E. B. Lefever,
S. C. Hess,
W. W. Hala,

C. C. Chidester,
J. A. Black,

R. C. Carnol,
G. C. Lockard,
J.J. Carroll,
J. A. Stone.

KAPPA PSL

CHAPTER ROLL.

Alpha Marshallton, Del.

Beta University College of Medicine, Richmond, Va.

Gamma Columbia University, New York.

Delta University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md.

Epsilon Maryland Medical College, Baltimore, Md.

Zeta Georgetown University, Washington, D. C.

Eta Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, Philadel-
phia, Pa.

Theta Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va.

Iota University of Alabama, Mobile, Ala.

Kappa

Lambda

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Louis McLane Tiffany Chapter.
Established in 190-t.

FRATRES IN FACULTATE.
Prof. Louis McLane Tiffany, M.D., Prof. Frank Martin, M.D.

FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE.

1907.
Eugene Elgin, Wm. F. Schwartz.

19 08.
F. G. Cowherd, L. C. La Barre, James T. Tayeor,

H. A. Todd, J. E. B. Ziegler, J. Fred. Keller.

1909.
E. G. Altvater, a. G. Webster, W. M. Priest,

N. B. Green, A. L. Fehsenfeld, W. W. Braithwaite.

1910.
Austin Heffner, Chas. H. Gettling, D. F. Whalen,

J. H. Van Dreele, Jr., G. E. FowblE, A. G. Talbert.

HONORARY MEMBERS.

B. L. Chipley, E. H. Brannon, J. W. Keller, Jr.,

La Fayette Lake, T. B. Johnson, W. F. Sowers,

CHI ZETA CHI.

Founded at the LIniversity of Georgia, 1902.

ROLL OF CHAPTERS.

Milton Antony Lhiiversity of Georgia, Augusta, Ga.

Francis DelaFiEld College of Physicians and Surgeons, Columbia Univ., N. V. City.

Louis McLane Tiffany LIniversity of Maryland, Baltimore, Md.

Robert Battey College of Physicians and Surgeons, Atlanta, Ga.

Edmund Rhett Walker Baltimore Medical College, Bahimore, Md.

Richard Douglas Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn.

Wm. W. Johnson George Washington University, Washington, D. C.

Crawford W. Long Atlanta School of Medicine, Atlanta, Ga.

Heber Jones College of Physicians and Surgeons, Memphis, Tenn.

Stanford Emerson ChailliC. .Tulane University of Louisiana, New Orleans, La.

James Anthony Dip.rell LIniversity of Arkansas, Little Rock, Ark.

John D. Hodgen Washington University. St. Louis. Mo.

James M. G. Carter College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago, 111.

H. H. Toland LIniversity of California, San Francisco, Cala.

Walter LindlEy University of South California, Ixis Angeles, Cala.

273

PSI OMEGA.
PHI CHAPTER.

EST.\BLiSiiKn 1000.

OFFICERS.

R. O. Apple Grand Master W. IT. Pi'.rrin Junior (irand Master

A. P. Scarborough Secretary H. S. S.mathkrs C7/(V/' Inquisitor

A. M. P>ERRYHiLL Editor ■ E. B. Howle. Treasurer

FR.\TRES IN FACUI,T.\TE.

Clyde B. Matthews. D.D.S. . .Deuioustratnr G()VLnC).Hii.Dom.\NDr, D.D.S.,Penioustrator

Wm. a. Rea, D.D.S Demonstrator J.\i\iES. S. Cahill, D.D.S Demonstrator

C. Hemmit Ror.ERS, D.D.S.. .Demonstrator George F. Dean, D.D.S Demonstrator

Charles S. Snivelv, D.D.S.. .Demonstrator

FRATRES in UNIVI'iRSITATE.
19lir.

R. O. .\PPLE Madison, N. C

W. H. Perrin Union, S. C

A. P. ScARBORoi^GH Delta, Pa

A. M. Berrvhill Charlotte, N. C

T. A. x'VpplE Maili.son, N. C

F. D. Carlton Statesville, N. C

A. J. BowKER Jersey City, N. J

C. J. McKenna Boston, Mass

A. P. Reade Mt. Tirzah, N.C.

S. G. Teroki Tokio, Japan.

H. C. Smatiiers Clyde, N. C.

R. II. Mills Moiiticello, Fla.

W. H. Lyons Parkershurs', W. Ya.

W. J. Lewis Ilinn. N. Y.

T. F. EpES Dinwiddie, \'a

L. .\. Theil Porta<re, Wis.

J. F. KernodlE Brown's Summit, N. C.

1008.

E. B. HowLE Raleigh, N. C. R. W. Williams Poclesville, Md.

F. .\. LaslEy Gideon, N. C. P. C. Southard Wilmington, Del.

H. \y. Atchison Clark.sburg, W. \a. C. L. Calloway Mar; hes, W. Va.

L. J. Pegram Raleigh. N. C. J. .\. Chamberlain \rcher, Fla.

W." E. HiNES Warsaw, N. C. R. H. K::llv Fair'nont, W. \'a.

.''v. G. Phifer Statesville, .\. C. R. G. Pvli-s liarnesville. Md.

J. E. Funderburk U. S. Wkim \N \'ork. Pa.

J. D. Allworth Gloversville. \. Y. L. L. Belcmhr Wchli, W. Ya.

L. A. Harty Kingston, Jamaica.

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1909.

G. B. GeyER Martinsbursf, W. \'a. K. J. Shoktell. . . .^. Paterson, N. J.

E. N. Lawrknck Raleigh, N. C. F. J. Marshall Norwich, Conn.

C. J. Prick Ilyattstown, Md. G. F. A.ndkrson Statesville, N. C.

H. S. Garu.nick Martinsburg, W. \'a. E. 11. Rach.man LJaltiinore, Md.

FRATERNITY DIRECTORY.
ACTIVE CHAPTERS.

Alpha Pialtimorc College of Dental Surgery.

Beta New York College of Dentistry.

Gam.\i.\ Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery. Phila.

Dk'-Ta Tufts Dental College. Boston, Mass.

Epsilon Western Reserve University, Cleveland. ( ).

Zeta University of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia.

Eta Philadelphia Dental College.

TiiETA L'nivcrsity of Buffalo, Dental De]Kirtnient.

Iota .\\)rth\vestern University, Chicago, 111.

Rappa Chicago College of Dental Surgery.

La.\iiid.\ University of Minnesota, Minneapolis.

Mu L'niversity of Denver. Denver, Col.

Nu Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg, Pa.

Xi .Milwaukee. Wis., Medical College. Dental De-
partment.

Mu Delta j larvard University. Dental Dei)artincnl.

( ).\iicrox Eouisville College of Dental Surgery.

Pi Baltimore Medical College, Dental Department.

Beta Sig.ma College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental

Department, San Francisco, Cal.

Riio ( )hio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati.

SiC.MA Medico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia.

Tau \tlanta Dental College, .\tlanta, da.

Upsilox University of Southern California. Dental De-

])artment. I^os .Angeles.

I'Hi L'niversity of Maryland. Pialtimorc.

Cm North Pacific Dental College. Portland. ( )re.

Psi College of Dentistry. ( ). M. U., Columbus.

0.\iE<"..\ Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis. Ind.

Beta .\lpm a University of Illinois, Chicago.

1ii;ta CIa.m.ma George Washington Uni\ersit\', WashingloiL

D. C.

276

CHAPTER ROLL-Con.

Beta Delta University of California, San Francisco.

Beta Epsilon New Orleans College of Dentistry.

Beta Zeta St. Louis Dental College, St. Louis, Mo.

Beta Eta Keokuk Dental College. Keokuk, Iowa.

Beta ThETA Georgetown University, Washington, D. C.

Gamma Iota Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga.

Gamma Kappa University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.

Gamma Lambda. ... College of Dental and Oral Surgery of New
York.

Gamma Mu L'niversity of Iowa, Iowa City.

Gamma Nu \^anderbilt I'niversity, Nashville, Tenn.

ALUMNI CHAPTERS.

New York Alumni Chapter. . .New York City. Philadelphia Alumni Chapter, Philadelphia, Pa.

Duquesne .\lumni Chapter Pittsburg, Pa. New Orleans Alumni Chapter, NewOrleans, La.

Minnesota Alumni Chapter. Minneapolis, Minn. Los Angeles Alumni Chapter, Los Angeles, Cal.

Chicago Alumni Chapter Chicago, 111. Cleveland Alumni Chapter. . .Cleveland, Ohio.

Boston Alumni Chapter Boston, Mass. Seattle Alumni Chapter Seattle, Wash.

Portsmouth Alumni Chapter — Portsmouth, Ohio.

277

PHI CHI AIEDICAL FRATERNITY.

PI SIGMA CHAPTER.

R. Flovh Bry.vnt, 10, Artiu'r E. Lew, '10, Fkrd. R.\nkin, '09,

Pl.ktt W. Covington, '08, Roukkt Lewis, 'o8, Joseph Uzzell, '09,

W. A. Elungwood, '08, Ali.en McLe.\n, '08, Phil R. Williams, '08,

H.\RRY P. Gibson, '08, C. Ev.vns MacBr.wer, '08, Nern'on A. Ward, '08,

J NO. D. Kerr, '08, John E. Morrison, '08, R. G. Willse, '09.

Paul P. Lane, '08, Jack S. Norman, '09,

CHAPTER ROLL.

Alpha — Medical Department, L'niversity (jf \'erniont, Curlington, \'t.
Alph.\ Alpha — Louisville Medical College, Louisville, K\'.
Beta — Kentucky School of ^ledicine, Louisville, Ky.
Beta Bet.\ — Baltimore IMedical College, Baltimore, Md.
Gamma — Medical College, University of Louisville. Louisville, Ky.
Gamma Gamm.\ — Medical College of Maine, at Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Me.
Delt.\ — Hospital College of Medicine, Louisville, Ky.
Delta Delta — College of Physicians and Surgeons, Baltimore, Md.
Epsilon — Medical Department, Kentucky L'niversity, Louisville, Ky.
Th ETA— University College of Medicine, Richmond, ^'a.
ThETa Thet.v — Maryland Medical College. Baltimore, Md.
Et.\ — Medical College of \irginia, Richmond, \ a.

Omicron — Medical Department, Tulane l'niversity. New CJrleans, La.
Mu — Medical College of Indiana, Indianapolis, Ind.
Nu — Birmingham Medical College, Birmingham, Ala.
Zet.a — Medical Department, University of Te.xas, Galveston, Texas.
Chi — Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa.

Phi — Medical Department, George Washington University, Washington, D. C.
Iota — Medical Department, LTniversity of Alabama, Mobile, Ala.
Lamp.d.v — Western Pennsylvania Medical College, (Med. Dept., \\'estern Univer-
sity of Penna., Pittsburg).
SiGM.\ — Atlanta College of Physicians and Surgeons, Atlanta, Ga.
Pi — IVIedical Department, \ anderbilt LTniversity, Nashville, Tenn.
Sigma Thet.\ — Medical Department, University of North Carolina. Chapel Hill, N. C.
Rho — Medical Department, Chicago University, Chicago, 111.
Tali — L'niversity of South Carolina, Charleston, S. C.
Psi — LTniversity of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Alpha Thet.\ — Ohio Wesleyan University, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sigma Mu Chi — Chattanooga Medical College, Chattanooga, Tenn.
Kappa Alpha Kapp.\ — Georgetown University, Washington, D. C.
Sigma Mu Chi Alumni Associ.\Tion, Chattanooga, Tenn.
Benjamin W. Dudley Alumni Chapter, Louisville Ky.
Richmond Alumni Chapter, Richmond, \'a.
Pi Sigm.\ — Universitv of Marvland, Baltimore, Md.

XI Ps; nil.

ETA CHAPTER.
Established in ISM.S.

OKl-'I'.'lvRS.

\\ . M. Dkcnan, SoiitliiiiKtuii. Conn President

H. A. Frkkman. lialtimore. Md I'icc-Prcsideiit

M. M. Cl'I.UI.^■|•:^■, Soutliini^ton, Ciniii Secretary

J. E. Hkronk.mi'S, Baltimore, .Md Censor

R. \V. Jackman, Ivockport. N. V Treasurer

C. T. LawrKncK. Woostcr, ( )lii() Chapter Editor

W. D. Crket. Yonkers, X. V Master of Ceremonies

Ml'.MMl'.kS.

W. 1). Cki:i:t ^■onkc^s. X. V. 11. 1.

.M. M. Cl'i,li.m:v Simtliinj^toii, Cimii. K. L.

J. .\. I),\.\i)Ki.iN Worcester. Mass. S. 11.

W. .\1. Dkc.n'a.v Soutliiii.nton. Cunn. 1 1. J.

L. .M. Edwards Durham, X. C. Ill,

C h". I'iKi.DS Kinstoti. .\'. C. C. .\.

'P. .\. I''oI,l•:^■ .Xorvvich, Conn. \\ . C

S. C. I'oRh I<()llisI)llr!,^ .\. C. .\. C.

II. .\. I'kick.m.x.n ISaltiiiiore, Md. .\ti.i

\V. S. CiARUA.ND Port>month. .\. II. K. \'

J. E. Hkr((NK.mi's I'.altimore, .Mil. W . 11

II. W. lliCKS Everett, Mass. \\. S,

k. W. Jack.man Eockijort, X. V. II. I.

C. T. Lavvkk.sck W'ooster, ( ). U. I"..

E. Cj. Lkk Clinton, N. C.

.Ma.nn Middleton, X. C.

.M A^• Staunton, \'a.

.McC.AUL W'oodlawn. .\. C.

.\oo.\ \.\ Charleston, Me.

l'i:i.o(jri.N Southhridfjfe, Mass.

I'mi.i.iPS Hancock Point, Me.

. l\i:uii i:.Ni!.\cii Thomaston, Conn.

Rn\ I'.rooklyn, N. Y.

STi.N Sa(".i:iiik.n Santias^o de Cuba

Simmons .Xorfolk, \ a.

. Sm III! Lunenhurt,^. Xova Scotia

TilMi'i.K l>a\>hore, l.onsj; Island

TiiiiMi'SoN L'tica, X. \'.

'ri<\().\ SchenectaiK , X. \'.

ii()X( )K \k\' .\ii"..Mi;h:ks.

Pkoi". F''. J. S. (lORC.vs,

I'koI-. J. 11. II.XKRIS,

I'koi. J. C. UiiUKR,

I'KoF. 1. II. Davis.

Pkoi-. J. C. Hkmmp:tkr.

Pkoi'. I. lloL.MKs S.\irTii,

Pl<oi\ K. I )okSKV CoAlJC,

Pkoi'. I ). M. R. Cfi.itRKTii,

pRoi'. CiiARLKs VV. M iri iii.i.i.

pRoi". T. f). IIkatwoi.i:.

I 'Nor. 1,. W. Farinholt,
I )i<. 1 1 i:ki:i:rt Gorc.as.

Dk. I

low \KD P. Eastman,

Dk. 1

11. Si:ii.\STIAN,

|)K. 1

•". I. Nalk.ntine,

Dk. J

. L. C.inviiEi-,

1)K. 1

•'.. I. |i;nki\s.

Dk. 1

. I'". Koi:k.\i:r,

Dk. I

.. K. Sir,i.i:K.

282

ROLL OF CHAPTERS.

Alpha — University of ^Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich.

Bf,T.\ — New York College of Dentistry, New York, N. Y.

G.\MMA — Philadelphia Dental College. Philadelphia, Pa.

Delta — Baltimore College of Dental Surgery, Baltimore, Md.

Epsilon — University of Iowa, Iowa. City, Iowa.

Zeta — Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia, Pa.

Eta — University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md.

ThETa — Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind.

Iota — University of California, San Francisco, Cal.

Kappa — Ohio Medical University, Columbus, O.

Lambda — Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111.

Mu — University of Buffalo, Buffalo, N. Y.

Nu — Plarvard University, Boston, IMass.

Xi — University of Medicine, Richmond, \'a.

Omicron — Royal College of Dental Surgeons, Toronto, Ont.

Pi — University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa.

Rho — Northwestern University, Chicago, 111.

Sigma — L^niversity of Illinois, Chicago, 111.

Tau — Washington University, St. Louis, Mo.

Upsilon — Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati, O.

Phi — University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn.

Chi — Western Dental College, Kansas City, Mo.

Psi — Lincoln Dental College, Lincoln, Neb.

Omega — Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn.

Alpha Alpha — Detroit College of Medicine, Detroit, Mich.

Alpha Beta — Baltimore Medical College, Baltimore, Md.

283

PHI CHI.

IOTA CHAPTER.
Established in IIIO.t.

FRATRES IN FACULTATE.

Chas. C.-vsp.^ri, Jr., Phar. D., H. A. B. Dunning, Pii.C..,

D. M. R. CuLBRETH, A.M., M.D., Ph.G., E. F. Kelly, Phar. D.,

Daniel Base, Ph.D., Frantz Naylor, Ph.G.,

Henry Hynson, Ph.G. Henry L. Troxell, Ph.G.,

Charles Schmidt, Ph.G., J. C. Wolfe, Phar.D.

FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE.

L. Williams, F. Ammon,

H. Gussendolf, S. L. Tanem,

B. F. Keller, J. W. Jones,

B. T. Keller, G. Ken yon,

C. Saward, V. L. Blocker,
L. Stowe, C. B. Sullivan,
L. M. Elphinstoni;, R- B. Way,

J. H. MORAN, J. R. Kelley,

J. Mauldxn, F. B. McCrackin,

R. S. Feiqua, J. CODD.

PHI CHI.

Founded at the University of Michigan, 1883.

CHAPTER ROLL.

.\lpha LTniversity of Michigan Zeta California College of Pharmacy

Bet.\ Northwestern University Eta Massachusetts College of Pharmacy

Gamma New York College of Pharmacy Theta University of Minnesota

Delta University of Wisconsin Iota LTniversity of Maryland

Epsilon . . . Philadelphia College of Pharmacy Kapp.\ LTniversity of Texas

Lambda University of Washington.

285

nil DELTA EPSiLON FRATERNITY.
Organized at Cornell L'nivcrsity. 1004.

CHAPTERS.

Alpha Cornell University Dklta Baltimore Medical College

Beta Ilcllcvue 1 lospital Medical College Ei'Silon University of Maryland

C.AM MA Columbia University /.i;ta I larvard University

Et.\ Tufts Medical College

ROLL OF MEMI'.ERS.

S. 11. .\nLKR. A. P..,

C. J. 11. I'^LOWKKS.

.\. W. (".1 AMI'IKTRO, Ph.D.,

D. S. Gu'UIANI,

loor,

J. I. Kemler.
J. Radda.
O. W. KiNC,

1908.

C. R. A.N-nERSoN. A. P..,
.\. H. .M. Fadkl.

M. J. 11 ANNA,

i:. 11. TiKNNiNr,, Ph.G.

L. I'. Hkindlkr.

J, S. MiRAxr.A. A. P..,

E. ISKMAN, R.S.,
S. 11. LoN.;,
PipiroNE.

T. I'.ROOKS,

C. M. DK\f:Ri?;s,

F. J. Pate,

R. L. RoiiRiQUEz,

L. G. SCHEURICH. .^.P.
H. L. SiNSKEV,

H. H. Weinherger.

1909.

1.. li. Ronnv.
I. St KIN.

19 R. C. DonsoN.
10.

286

vr>». '^"^^ .■:rS4

THETA NU EPSILON.

SIGMA-TAU CHAPTER.
Established 1904.

4 ^ v~ e S — 2 ! *

dy,
* X at- Hd - 2 +, ! = 4
K//-D ::7gp-<
R n 9 '- L -H (z)

C-'(s)fl ! — A

7 + H + 9— q, e ! = () * !

E : : =

qb'±h() H^

R. O. Applk,

T. A. Apple,

J. L. Andkrson,

T. W. Alexander,

C. C. Buck,

G. N. Butler,

L. P. Baker,

C. I. Benson,

.\. M. BerryhilI/,

J. A. Chamblin,

F. D. Carlton,

A. II. Carroll,

F. G. Carpenter,

William Coleman,

R. W. Crawford, M.D.

C. L. Calloway,

H. K. Eaman,

R. Franklin.

T. A. Foley,

C. D. Fowler,

E. L. Grifeith,

P. A. Garcia,

E. B. HowlE,

J. P. InsleE,

H. E. Jenkins, M.D.,

J. D. Kerr,

E. G. Lee.
W. C. Lyon,

W. V. S. Levy, M.D.,
Frank McLean,
R. L. Mitchell, ALD.,
R. J. McElwee,
L. J. Pegram,
W. H. Perrin,

T. M. PoiNDEXTER,

A. P. Reade.

H. Y. RiGHTON,

G. H. Richards,

F. W. Rankin,
R. C. Rose,

A. M. Shipley, M.D.,
J. M. Stadter, Jr.,
P. C. Southard,
J. A. Simmons,
N. E. Shakespeare,
T. F. .-X. Stevens,
]l. L. Thomson,
L. A. Theil.
C. F. Winslow.

287

THKTA \l" I'.I'SILOX.

Foiindctl at \\'csk-\:iii I 'nivcrsitv . 1S"0.

CHAITICR RCn.L.

Alpha W'csleyan University

Beta Syracuse University

Gamma Union CoUef^e

Delta Cornell University

Epsilon University of Rochester

Zeta L'niversity of California

Eta Colgate University

'I'hkta Kenyon College

Iota Xdclbert Collej^e

Kai'I'a llaniilton Colles^e

Zeta Phi Boston University

Upstlon University of Michigan

Piii Rutgers College

Cm Dartmouth College

Omega Swarthmore

Delta Kappa Bowdoin College

Delta Sigma ITniversity of Kansas

Pi Phi University of Virginia

Lambda Lamiida L'niversity of Nebraska

Beta Beta W'cslcvan Universitv, Ohio

Lami'.da Renssalaer Polytechnic Institute

Mr Stevens Institute

X r Lafayette College

Zi Amherst College

Dm uron Allegheny College

I'l Pennsylvania State College

i'l I'l Dickinson College

Riio Liniversity of Pennsylvania

Sic.MA New York University

Tat Wooster College

Delta Delta University of Maine

Epsilon PIpsilon .Case Sch(K)l of Ap. Science
Cappa Gamma. .College of City of New York

C.VPPA Tau University of Vermont

Alpha Iota Harvard L'niversity

I'lKTA { lAM M.\ ISrown University

Alpha Omega Columbia University

La.miiua Sigma Yale University

I'eta Upsilo.\ Colby University

Sigma Tau University of Maryland

288

CLUBS

■I

■|>S^.^

'--^TM.--

CRAFTSMAN CLUB.

OFFICERS.

William ColEm.\n President

J. M. Mauldin / 'ice-President

J. Ernest Dowdy Secretary

M. E. B. Owens Treasurer

T. M. Bissell Chairman E.veciiti-re Committee

HONORARY MEiMIUCRS.

Gov. Edwin Warfield,
Prop. T. A. Ashby,
Prof. F. J. S. Gorc.ns,
Prof. J. L. Hirsh,
Prof. J. H. Harris.
Dr. Charles B.\c.lky.
Dr. E. Kahn,
Dr. Howard K.vhn,
Dr. R. L. Mitchell,
Dr. T. H,\rris Cannon,
Dr. E. L. Bowlus,
Dr. .E. H. Brannan,

Dr. M. C. Freilincer,
Dr. R. p. Bay,
Dr. W. V. S. Levy,
Dr. G. O. Hili)EI'.r.\nt,
Dr. ( ). P. Penning,
Dr. William S. Levy,
Dr. J. Irving Spear,
Dr. Wescott,
Dr. H. B. Tetlow,
Dr. G. W. MahlE,
Dr. Harry Boyd,
Dr. E. W. Griffin.

active .members.

William Coleman,
John M. Mauldin,
J. Ernest Dowdy,
Arthur J. Bowker,
W. H. Lyons,
J. Mason Gillispie,
S. C. Ford,
J. S. Mandigo,
R. S. Carey,
T. M. Bizzell,
H. A. Freeman,
J. L. Anderson,
G. W. Legg, Jr.,
A. L. Plummer,

C. F. Winslow,
G. D. Moose,
L. M. Edwards,
Henry C. Giisendouf,
E. L. Griffith,
Slyv.\n McElron',
Arthur E. L.\ndeks,
Joseph J. Joyce,
M. E. B. Owens,
Thomas E. L.\timi;r,
Frank McLE.\n,
T. M. West,
Fred. H. \'inup,
R. L. Spe.nks.

291

GEORGIA CLUB.

The history of the Georgia Club is short, and hardly of interest to any but the sons of the
"Empire State" of the South, who, far away from home, love to bring to mind as often as College
duties will permit anything that savors of DixiE in general and Georgia in particular.

This was the inception of the Club, the desire to get together as much as possible, forget
(^ur state of exile in a foreign land, and create an atmosphere of camraderie which comes nearer
making- a Georgian feel at home than anything short of actually being there.

We were organized early in the new year, and since that time have had many a reverie.
"Smokers" they are called by the uninitiated, but to us an inapt definition, to name the consequent
enjoyment after the vehicle. So, reveries they were, where, amid the fragrant savor of the pipe,
we forgot the tasks of the morrow, and whiled away the hours in determining the boundaries of
the only and original "God's Country."

Not the least enjoyable gathering of the fellows was the banquet held at the New Howard
on the evening of April 18 — an affair long to be remembered. The committee on arrangements,
determining to give the boys a genuine surprise, scoured the markets of this town and secured a
number of edibles long relished by the Georgia "Cracker." Others were brought directly from
"down home," and with the help of a renegade ebnny chef, who was "pow'ful glad to regale de
gemmen wid an ole time Georgia dinner," the management of the hotel set before us on that
eventful night a feast that opened up the stop-cocks of our hitherto jirnfessional reserve, and
the spirit of brotherly love reigned supreme.

No doubt, kind reader, if you are an outsider, you will wonder why a dinner should be the
means of engendering such enthusiasm. If you have never caught the aroma of a finely browned
'possum encircled with steaming "sweet 'taters," have your mouth water in anticipation; if you
have never looked upon the dazzling whiteness of our virgin rice, each grain standing forth
and individually inviting you to a feast fit for the gods; if you have never sipped the nectar from
an Ogeechee lime; we must shake our heads and condole with you for missing some of the best
things of this life. The only thing for you to do is to go to Georgia before your capacity for ap-
preciating good things is entirely lost.

We will not go into details regarding the theatre party which preceded our last reverie.
Suffice it to say, we had an enjoyable time, despite the fact we were all conscious that the reverie
immediately after the show was to be our last gathering.

Our good friends and comrades, Roberts, Fr.vnklin, Kii.MON, GRiFinN, Righton, and
Glidden, gave the fellows a farewell talk, and in the "wee sma' hours" the old brown jug of
mountain dew, that had been our solace throughout the year, was turned bottom side up, and the
first session of the Georgia Club, with its memories, became a part of the past.

GEORGIA CLUB ROLL.

C. W. Roberts, M.D Douglass Wm. Parramore Valdosta

H. Y. Righton Savannah J. E. Morrison, Jr Savannah

R. C. Franklin Statesboro George Walter Savannah

J. C. Ke.\ton Damascus J. W. Alexandra Elberton

E. W. Glidden Savannah S. J. C\rter La Grange

E. W. Griffin, M.D Rincon A. Jefferson Columbus

J. R. Robertson Augusta J. R. Jordan Barnesvillc

♦ ■

SOUTH CAROIJXA CLUB.

OFFICERS.

J. E. FuxDHRBURK President

J.\'(>. W. M.vcCoNNKLL J'ice-Presideiit

F. n. .McCr.\CKIvX Secretary

J. L. Anderson Treasurer

R. D. McCuTCHEN Seru,eaiit-at-.'lniis

MKnTCAL nK:v\RTMENT.

J. L. Anderson Siiartanburg

G. C. BoLEN Bolen

Paul Brown Spartanburji:

A. E. Cannon Spartanburg

J. S. Fox I'.atesburq-

W. T. GiiiSON Coluniljia

C. G. Glover Greenville

EvKKETTE IrEman Manning

Jno. W. MacConnell McConnellsville

R. D. McCutcheon Bishopville

M. E. B. Owens Laurens

L. P.\TRiCK Clover

L. H. Riser Newberry

H. J. RosENisERC. Greenwood

Thomas Little Mountain

DENT.\L DEPARTMENT.

C. H. Courtney ..-Xiken

J. E. FuNDERBURK Lancaster

H. K. Johnson .\iken

G. AL Lowman Columbia

John IVL Pacan Winnsboro

W. H. Perrin Union

D. A. Weinuerc, Darlington

PHARMACEUTICAL DEPARTMENT.

D. W. Brown Greenville

F. G. Carpenter Greenville

E. C. Frierson Anderson

LiCON S])artanburg

J. M. AL\ULDiN Greenville

F. B. AIcCrackEn Newberry

C. D. SuLLiv.vN Laurens

LAW DEP.vRTMENT.

Samuel Want Darlington

295

TRIANGLE
CLUB

OFFICERS

Clarence M. Leith President

R. CoNTEE Rose Vice-President

Austin J. Lilly Secretary

CiiAS. L. Prince, Jr Treasurer

MEMBERS

(rEORCK L. Eppler,
Thomas P. Drvden,
l''.M.\iET \V. White,
John J. IIaydon,
Harry E. Newman,
Charles McK. Cordray,
Clarence M. Leith,
R. Contee Rose,
Austin J. Lilly,
Charles L. Prince, Jr.

5^fe^

296

"^he Midnight Oil Jissociation.

CJFFICKRS.

1'". 1'".. Jamison President

M.J. Brown First I 'icc-Prcsidcnt

R. O. McCutchk.v Second I 'ice-President

S. McElrov Treasurer

A. E. La.n'okrs Executive Committee

I^ A. W ARRKN Speaker

S. H. .\i)i.KR Janitor

OTIIKK M KM I:i:kS.

Akc.AUKii'K, l;Al<H^. Dki.cuicr, DliAN.

This .Vssociation was adopted July 4. VMn\. for llu- sole ])iiri)ose of a more equal distribution
of |)ecuiiiary cajjital. Has representatives from tlie followinjj^ States: West \irsi"ia, Vir-
.!;inia. South Carolina, .\orth Carolina. Florida, Delaware, Maryland, and one from Ireland.

This .Association is strictly secret, so far as the machinery is involved, but its existence is the
widest known in the L'niversity sphere, most rej^ularly attended and most liberally contributed to.

Its meetinj.(s are rejj^ular, beinj^ held every third ni.t^ht from Ut I'. .\I. to 1 A. .M.. on Sun-
days from 7 !'. M. to midnight, and sjjccial meetini.;s called whenever the ^re^ident and Treas-
urer are in need of cash.

It is not the desire of the Association to have its history ])ublished. but since the members
did not incorjjorate an historian in its corps of officers, it Ix'comes the duty of some kind friend
to do them this honor, to wiiom they will pay many unkind remarks. This lx)ok is supposed to
jifive an accurate account of l'niversity life, and is one of the life-sa])i)ing organizations. Thus
it would be doing the jniblic an injury not to give a brief outline.

Two members, .\kc..\I!RITK and .Xdi.i.k. resigned January li. I'.Mi'; , (.-laiming that the .Associa-
tion was not being governed strictly in accordance with that i)art of the clause of the Constitution
which referred to "equal distribution of ])ecuniary cajiital." and since their resignation their
])ocketb(j(jks have made an uneventful recovery.

There is one thing witchy about this assembly. n;uiHl\. each member loses every time. It's
the consensus of opinion that the Treasurer is a barker.

\ow that the Centennial is over, the members are deeply grieved that tluy hail not contracted
for diplomas.

298

Dr. John C. Hem meter. .
Dr. Merrill Hopkinsiin.

.President

. .Director

MEMBERS.

W. 1 1. CiR.\nt,

K. D. C.\RPENTER,

O. VV. King.
W. C. Gordon,
J. C. Joyce,
S. McElroy,
E. W. Glidden,
S. H. AOLER,
A. W. 0'M.\LLEY,

J W. Bird,
j. F. B.arry,
A. C. Taylor.
T. E. Latimer,

C. M. Leith,
K. C. Rose,
T. P. Dryden,
J. J. Haydon,
E. W. White,

A. L. M ALONE,

G. L. Eppler,

W. Lewis,

J. B. Parramore,

Dr. R. L. Mitchell,

W. Dew,

W. C. \'an Meter,

\'. L. Blocker.

299

CORNER CLUB.

Organized June 1. 1!)0C.

Meetingfs Held Any Evening After 7.30.

Must Break Up Before 13 M. Because .

Usual Place of Meeting — Greene and Fayette Streets.

ACTIVE MEMBERS.

■J AH." liiKn Miss "Bobby

"rAi<st).N" BoWKN "Issey

"I^ADv Killer" ISkuwn "Rosa

1)i:an "Amie

"Ladv H.vrER ( ? )" Glidden "Major

■■C(ii'.\"rRY" J.XMiso.v "Gus

T.i.o.n'dy" Kinc. "Thinny

'Xi;lrkstiienia" Lyo.n "Hammer

"Appendicitis" McCutchen "Dew

"Gladiator" Pic.cott "Taught

"Halstead" Righto.n "Chap

"LlGUT.VlNG Rdd" Fra.NKLI.V

This Club will disorganize on June 1, 1907.

30U

"OUR NURSES."

The noblest work of heaven and earth is she
Who, formed for pleasures and life's jollity,
Can hear instead the cry of human need,
And leaving all earth's baubles and its greed,
Embrace then as her mission and her creed
That of the Good Samaritan. She lives
Her life of patient service, and she gives
To all who seek, and e'en to those perverse
Who will not seek, the sweet cares of a Nurse.
A ministering angel she, a woman true.
Undaunted, fearless, born to die or do.
Unselfish, longing but to bring anew
Some old worn life back to the battle strong.
Thus she fills the world with gladness and

with song.
Hers are the midnight watches, hers the strain.
Hers is the cooling palm that soothes our pain.
And hers the strength that bears us up again
When we in helpless illnesses have lain.
Her hope she ever breathes into our hearts.
Her smiles to all impartially imparts.
Her noiseless round she makes from cot to cot.
And brings back health where health before was

not.
Her only aim — to see life in accord —
To see life's beauties faultlessly restored.
Then what in all our useless trifling hoard
Can be a worthy and a right reward?

So tell us, ye who think but e'er of purse,
Is gold your fitting way to reimburse
This priceless, peerless service of a Nurse?
H. M. R., '00.

301

'I'lic nurses give a ball each year, the last one

they elected.
As always should fall in X-nias holidays.
The housemen, they expecteil to come and so

rejected
One hig stout nurse asked liKlu old Imys and

had the sad elation

To see one short and sawed olT eli.ip conn-

lake her in hi^ .irnis ;
The rest. Ihey h.id to Ihik lluniseUes. whiili

was a situation
To till the wildest houseman with alarms.

YELLS.
Hippity Hus. Hippity Hus.
What the H — I's the matter with us?
Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
WeVe tlie boys that play football.
Maryland, Maryland, Maryland.

Brika Koax, Koax, Koax,
Brika Koax, Koax, Koa.x,
Brika Koax, Koax, Koax,
Whoa ah ! Whoa ah ! Whoa ah !
Maryland, Maryland, Maryland,
Maryland.

Cliipee — gori. gorack.

Maroon and black, maroon and black.

Hcllie golunk, golung, gulcc,

Univee of Md.

Siss — Boom — A — ."Xh !

M— A— R— Y— L— A— N— 1)
Maryland — Maryland — Maryland.

1— 2— :i— 4— 4— :!— 2— 1
Who in the Hell are you for?
Maryland— Maryland— Maryland.

TUNE— OLD HEIDELBERG.
O Maryland, dear Maryland,

Our Alma Mater dear,
Y'ou've come to us through ages old ;

Towards you our love's sincere.
With thoughts of you our hearts entwined.

And all our cares resign.
May your old fame forever shine

Throughout eternity.
May your old fame forever shine

Throughout eternity.

AIR— DIXIE.
There's a football game to be played today
And who's going to win ?

Well. I should say-
Why, Maryland. Maryland, Maryland, of

course.
The other team will feel rather mean.
For at football they won't be seen.
Tliat Hopkins. Be good.

Go way back and sit down !
We're off to win for Maryland,

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Maryland we'll take our stand.
.\nd wipe old Hopkins off (be land.
That's what we'll do.
Hurrah! Hurrah for Maryland!

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F-'()()TB.\U, SOXC.

Air — Marching Through Georg'a.

Our l)<)ys nrc on the football field,

They're gathered for the fray;
The Marylaml yell is in the atr,

We've eonie to win the day.
We'll teach the game of football

To our friends across the way.
While we are shouting for Maryland.
Chorus —

Then rush I oh. rush ! !

We'll rush the ball along:
.\ kick I A shove ! !

We'll send it through the throng.
Xo line can stop our fellows
In their rushes fierce and strong,
While we are shoutiuK for Maryland.

rrNi';— jiNci.H hhm..

.\Iar.\ 1.111(1 iiKii, Maryland men. you arc doinc;

liiic.
Oh., just look at the hole you've made in old

Johns Hopkins' line.
Rush it through, push it ihrcpuuli. you've got

them on the run.
You're as fresh, it look> to me, as if the game

had just begun.

TUNK— KINC. OFTHKCOCdANlTGROVK.
Oh! wc arc the kings of the football field.

We only. We only.

Oh ! . you're the Queen and the

Queen only. Queen only.
.^ccor<ling to poker you'll understand
That a King full beats all the Queens in your

hand.
.■\nd that is known tbrougliont tlic Inid.
Three cheers for old ,\Iarvl.-mil

TX'NK— T.\KK OFF YOt'R I[.\T To THK
JANITOR.

Oh! take ■dT your hat to the Varsity.

For a mighty school is she ;
She's the ()rl<le and the glory of Raltiiuorc,

She's as grand as she can be.

()i all the school's she's the dictator.

In everything supreme.
Then take ofT your hat to old Maryland,

For Maryland is queen.
Mary had a little lamb.
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb.

Whose rteece was white as siuiw.
Everywdiere that Mary weut.
Mary went, Mary went.
Everywhere thai Mary went
That lamb was sure to go.
Hurrah for Mary !

I lurrab for the lamb !
1 liirrah for the teacher

Who didnt give a .

Rah. r.ili. rah! Rah. rah. rah ! Rah. rah. rah !
Maryland! .M.irylaiid ! Maryland!!!

Here's to good old .Maryland —

Drink her down, drink her down.
Here's to good old Maryland —

Drink her dowu, drink lu-
Here's to good old Maryland.
The fairest of this fair land —

Drink her down, drink lu-

Drink her down. down, dii

down.

MARYLAND, MY MARYLAND.
There's but one University.

'Tis Maryland, my ^[aryland.
.^nd on our hearts engraved shall be

This Maryland, our Maryland.
She's fairer far than any queen.
Her equal never has been seen.
The .Mma Mater that we mean

Is .Maryl.ind. our Maryland.

We love this .Mnia .\latcr fair.

This NLiryland. our Maryland;
Our joys, our triumphs we would share

With Maryland, our Maryland.
Our .Mma Mater, she's the best.
In her we've every one been blessed.
Her love has always stood the test.

This Marvland. our Marvland.

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DOT MEESTER HERMAN.

Vc Iiaf a niaii in our klas uml liecs name ecs

Mccster Herman;
He is write sometlings in de Medic World

vat sound much like eer sermon.

all a choke;
Und ven T read mc vot he writes, I almost

haf Id croak.

Virst he dells us aliout dot Meestcr Vogels

choh ;
He says dot lie didn't do id right, und dot

he vas a sloh ;
1 <link me dot if id had vas hees ease he

\ ouldn't prag so veil,
Und dot if he had heen in Vogel's hlaee he

\oidd been scairt like — (veil).

Von day he ate von a line pie. vot certnly

made hem boil.
For he's heg broder made et so, py usen

erotiii oil.
Uer Doctor he .got wery veak from vat now

you c^m guess,
Und ven he comes now py der l>Iaee. he do

notin else 1)ut cuss.

Und den he dells apoud hees skeam for dishing

iiudt hees peels;
He puys dem by der busliel in. ilot vill cure

any cells ;

He gits heeni some of dese batent stuffs untl

soaks der labels off,
Und makes oudt like dey vas hees own, vieh

ees a great pig pluff.

He goes him in de country oudt to see von

obstetric case ;
Dis paby vork been hees long soot, you can

sec dot in hees face ;
lie is von great pig egsberf, vot helps dis

vorld along ;
In ofer nine hundred tousand cases nodings

has efer yet gone wrong.

Der poys vot read der Medic Vorld get al-
most sick mit lafter,

Ven dey read der rot dot Herman writes, und
dey say he ees a grafter ;

Den Meester Herman he gits mad, und dinks
lie'll cut a caper,

Ven he preaks hees nose to hurt hees face, bv
slopping yet der baper.

und dinks

lie stays liini mad a veek oi

dot ve vill cry,
Und dot der Medic Vorld vill go kertlunk if

bees not in der pie ;
Den von nice day be slips Iiini pack with some

real wit and humor.
Dot maVes Pill Nigh look mighty seek, und

Mark Twain such a clioner.

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"Left at the Post" or, the Sad Plight of a Senior.

i!V "ixiuiiiin ."

"(k'cl luit isn't >lic a tim- .i^irl? Ami yuu kn "" . 'I'al.' --lu' is struck i.ii inc. It scciiis tliat
wlieii the girls once behold ni)' sunny locks, tliat an irresistible simiething touches a tender spot
and sots those little chords of affection vibratiiii^. Ndu knuw that 1 shall always feel s^rateful to
yon for bringing us together, and say: Do yon reckon (.ordon thinks he is the real article with
her? I'.nt won't he feel sore when he finds out that 1 ve won. N'cs, and //; (/ 7C(///o.'

'Twas on the Friday afternoon following the above conversation that (Jscar Kcienig received
a "special delivery" just as he entered the University for the laboratory exercises. His joy knew
no bounds, and forgetting himself and his surroundings, he let forth "a of a yell," an un-
pardonable sin in .-/(//<•)"',? Sanctum. "See, fellows, , what Helen has written me. I'll read it to you,
so here goes ;"

Dhak Dk. Kr.i-N'ir.:— No d nibt you will reCaJl tin.- i)leasant moments we spent together on the
evening of December 2!), when we had a i)rolon„e(l heart-to-heart talk as we sip])ed "Pabst's
Choicest Export," mingled with club sandwiches j^id goixl fellowship; while our cliaperoncs were
sucking claret lemonade through a wheat straw and attempting to corner the market on lemons.

.\nd n.iw once more you will look back upon that pleasant evening and recall our tour through
the streets of this dear old city, I'.altimore, to which 1 owe so much. For while here only for a
few short months I can honestly .say that there is one gentleman to whom I owe one t)f the most
pleasant evenings of my life. You may deem it rude, no doubt, this seemingly forwardness on
my part, but, honestly. Dr. Ktienig, I could not refrain from sending you a few lines to exjiress
my ap])reciati()n for the one grand time shown nij on that eventful evening.

1 had h(i|)e(l that during our short acquaintance and conversation I would have been fortu-
nate enough to have created an impression reciprocating the one you left with me, and somehow,
as the days have lingered on, often have I watched and waited for just a few lines from \on —
but all in vain.

.Vow that heart -chords have been stretched t;. their highest tension, like the strings of a vio-
lin, when one nmre twist upon the keys would result in a fatal termination — in such a condition
has my heart been |)itclied since that fatal night, that now 1 hnd it impossible to stand it any
longer and feel that 1 must again see you, if only tor jusf a few short moments— for "having
many things to write unto you, 1 would not write with iiaj.er and ink: but 1 trust to come unto
you, and si)eak face to face, that our joy may be full." (See the Second l':i)istle of John. Iv!th
\ erse. )

It is really im]>orta!U that 1 see yoti this evening. Will expect yon at eight— here at tiie
house.

Trusting yon will not dis.q,],, ,int me. I remain Sincerely, your friend,

( Miss) Hki.kn \\v\\\

1". S. — l'le;ise 'lo ntit inform Dr. Cordoti of m\' writing vou.

"N'ou see. b'lowers." addressing liis room-mate, "tliat 1 am the real cheese, after all. with her.
and next time yoii will believe me. I'll tell mhi 1 kii I'w a tiling i.r two. and am not the fool yon think

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I am. And look here, I'at. she says she wishes iiic to eoine and relieve the strain upon her heart
which are as the strings of an old violin, etc. Will I go? You bet I will! You know it does
seem too bad to do so, but I'm going to tell Gordon what she has written me and even show him
the letter, even though it add another hopeless inmate to Bayview."

After reading some select paragraphs to Gordon, Oscar invites congratulations. "Go to Helen
Hunt for them." replies the much-chagrined Gordon.

THE SUSPENSE.

The hours of the afternoon .seem loath to join their "innumerable predecessors." Would they
ever pass? thought Oscar. The Laboratory exercises, for the first time, seemed to hold no at-
traction : ne.xt the lecture on Surgery was more boring than usual. Then dinner hour. He ar-
rived a quarter early, "to avoid the rush," and the waiting to be served was seemingly a decade.

.\fter the meal was over, which was soon, for his appetite was gone, he made his way to his
apartments to prepare an attire suitable for the occasion.

"Where are my hose. Flowers? I can't find a pair that suits me. Have you a iie'w pair that
you will lend me? I'll only need them for this ciccasion.

"Everything does seem to go wrong when a fellow wishes to make a hit by his best looks.
How do you like the cut of my hair? It's a new one — in fact, the latest thing out — fresh from
Paris, and you know "Pat" and Gordon arc always trying to guy me about it." "Oh! it's great,"
agrees Flowers, "You are all right."

"TlIK KACE iS ON."

The alarm clock goes ofif set fi^- seven, and with a response as prompt as the fire depart-
ment, Oscar is ofif on the jump, and calling back to Flowers, says, "Don't leave the gas burning,
for I'll not return until late."

It is yet an hour until the supposed engagement, but Oscar is seen rounding the corner at
r.altimore and Eutaw streets at a gait which would dismay Dan Patch. Here he meets Gordon,
and giving him the "Sardonic Grin," hastens toward his destination. Two miles are ahead of
him.

We ne.xt find him pacing to and fro on Eutaw Place, with watch in hand, heart in throat, and
firmly adhering to the belief that some modern Joshua has commanded the sun to hesitate, and
even his own timepiece has responded to the command.

.At last the anxious moment arrives, and gaining entrance, he sends up his card. Now comes
the suspense until the songht-for-oiic appears. This is not long, for he hardly has time to see
that there has been no disarrangement of his toilet before Helen comes tripping down the stairs —
a vision of loveliness — and, finding Oscar absorbed in self-admiration, and especially the waves
of his "sunny locks," of which he was so proud that it was with the greatest difficulty that his
frientls and classmates could induce him to don his n;/' with his gozvn in order to secure his like-
ness for our Annual.

Extending his hand, as he advances to meet 1 lelcn, he says: "Well, dear, I've come to relieve
the tension upon the 'nld violin strings.' "

"Mr. K(")enig, 1 don't understand," returns llelen, in sin'prise. "What do }ou mean?"

"Why, Miss Hunt, don't you remember writnv.;- me a letter this mcrning.-'"

"I certainly do not," answers Helen.

"Do you recognize this," asks Oscar, handing over the letter.

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It soon (lauiis upon "I lis Majesty," that Helen was totally it^noiaiit : for, indeed her surprise
and indif^nation were something that man does not wish, too often, to eneounter. "Who is the
rascal who did this? Why. there is no one save N'arney." "What friend of mine would he guilty
of such a thing," responds Oscar.

"Oh, Helen ! come let's go out and enjoy the evening." |)]eads ( )scar. Hut 1 lelen has another
engagement for the evening, so our hero returns to his apartments somewhat crestfallen and exer-
cising his fertile hrain in order to concoct a plausible story to hide his disajjpointmcnt.

"Why returnest thou at this hour (eight-thirty)," inquires I'"1o\\(.ts. when ( )scar returns.
• "Well, after thinking this over. I was suspicious that it was a juke, so I phoned iier and

found out all a1)oiU it. So the joke is on the 'PtTpetrators." and I'd ju-t like to break that 's

nnig."

lint the truth was known, so after letting Oscar remain wise in his own folly for a few days,
the "Perpetrators" little by little let him know that his visit is known to all. And to add "insult to
injury." suggestive ])ost-cards have, one by. one, found their way to him, and it is quite certain
that "Don't Grunt" and "that Eve really handed a Lemon" is very much in evidence.

"Well, fellows," says Oscar, "it is all over now and tlie joke is on me, but there i> another
to whom I am saccharine, and there is no disa|jpointment there."

IJeware — for her name is d. ,

To the Faculty.

Sonic Knocks from the Knacker.
"If the cap fits. i^'Ciir it."

1. Why not have Dr. ITkmmUTER do more teaching in his course on stomach diseases and
less talking about his own brilliant deeds?

2. Why not begin all your clinics on schedule lime? Vou have no right to keep a hundred
men waiting.

."). Why not encourage Prof. R.vxixjlph Winslow to allow men to ask him (juestions some
time and tell him to be less irritable when he is (piizzed ?

4. Why not arrange your ward classes so the same section will not li;ive the identical sub-
ject over and over?

"). Why not liave Dr. Nk.m.f. discontinue his habit of ipiizzing onl\ the men on the front
-eats? It makes all the students sit way back.

(). W'hy not put a sto]) to all cheering and --lamping in your lecture lialN? It means noth-
ing, is jiartly insincere, and is annoying.

'. Why not allow the nurses to go out with the Senior students? It will save much anxiety
and will enable each young graduate in medicine to provide himself willi a trained assistant.

s. Why not invite over the students of the Woman'- Medical College occasionally? We
want to see what a woman doctor looks like.

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EXTRACTS FROM OUR LECTURES.

Ca.n you guess the Professor?

Prof. — I have a very delicate ap-pa-ra-tus to show you today, gentlemen, invented by my
dear and most distinguished friend, Pickled Mackerel.

When I was in Russia some time ago I met Mackerel on a trolley car. Oh! we were quite
democratic, and as we were conversing about our inventions, marvelous success in our profession,
I was utterly astounded by seeing my very warm and intimate friend, Hottairinske, get on the
car, and as he embraced me, I thought: Suppose some wretch should throw a bomb into the car
and we three were killed, what a loss to the world, what an irreparable disaster ! Real-ly, gentle-
men, it made me quite nervous.

Dr. W., bring in the patient, — while we are waiting for the patient, let us review his case.
J le came here four weeks ago suffering agony from Acute Dyspepsia. At our first clinic, you
remember, I had him swallow one-half pound of carpet tacks (or something equally as bad) to
test the motility of his stomach. As he seemed no better the following week, I tested the expan-
sive powers of his stomach by making him swallow two gallons of hot water. Now, today, I
shall test the tension of his stomach by filling it full of compressed hot air. It is wonderful what
pressure that organ will stand. Why, one of my patients, who came from Europe for me to
treat, while undergoing my hot-air treatment, actually floated off the table and ascended to the
ceiling. (Applause.)

Kindly pay attention to me, gentlemen : don't sit there like a lot of sheep. Where is that
])atient? He is dead, sir. '

You see, men, that's the way with my patients. They don't live long enough for me to give
ni\- full line of treatments. That is all for today.

Prof. — We will show you today some hopeless cases of Imbecility (FrUd, kindly bring in
those patients). When these patients come in I wish you to observe them closely and form your
own diagnosis. (Door opens ; PiGGOTT and McCi'Tch FN walk in, followed by Fred and four
patients, also KunsTLER.) /

Fred, what are those first two — new patients

Fred. — No, sir ; they are students.

Prof. — Pardon me, gentlemen. Mr. Landers, look at that last patient — that short man
wearing glasses, and tell me what you think is the trouble with him. Will he recover, or do you
think his case a hopeless one ?

Landers — I would rather refrain from saying.

Prof. — Why, surely there can be no doubt in his case. Observe me while I question him.
You will find all these cases refuse to answer your questions, though they understand you per-
fectly. What is your name? slapping KunstlEr on the shoulder. (Great laughter.)

This is very annoying ; take your place. Fred, don't let the patients and students in at the
same time hereafter. How am I to distinguish the patients from some of the students.

I want the following gentlemen please wear their hats while in this building (points to
Roop, Adler, Flowers and several others). Thank you, gentlemen ; that will aid me greatly.

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I'kok. — Is Dr. Sidnkv Simox Isaac Adler i)rc'sent?

Adlkr — Here. ,

Prof. — Suppose you saw a little baby suffering from Telangiectasis of upper eye lid, which
produced Ptosis of that eye, what wimld you do:

Adlkr — Send for a Doctor.

Prof. — Most excellent for the patient, no do il t. ( Applause. I

Prof. — Dr. Gurlky Augustus Parsoni.v Mimsi;, wiiai would you do?

MoosK — Ojien the shut eye.

Prof.— Ha! ha! ha! What good would that do?

Moose — He could see me better.

Prof. — Would seriously impair his chances for recovery.

Prof. — Dr. George Emerson Hkxrv Gi.iddk.v, what would you do?

Glidden — Give him one grain Calomel.

Prof. — Vogee, what would you do?

\'oGEL — I would give him Viburnum rruui folium, or, wliat'^ bi'tter, an external emetic, for
to cxi)lain what's seeing a dead horse.

1'kok. — Benson, if a patient came to you wiih a fractin-e, what would you do?

Benson — Set the fracture.

Prof. — Would you not ask him to be seated tir>t ? \ Applause.) And you wcjuld not exam-
ine his ])urse ?

I'koi". — .Mk. 11 armo. what steps would you u>e in Kocker'> method of reducing a dislocated
shoulder ?

Haruo — Why, the front steps, of course, i.lpplausr and i^n-al laiitilitcr.)

Good morning, gentlemen. Well, I am sun.ly glad to --ee so many of you here todiy —
more than were at my (|uiz yesterday, by the way.

Vou know that hurl me yesterday for that man to sneak out of tin- ro. .ni wliik- my back was
turned. Wli\'. if \on want to leave, just hand nu' a lemon, look nu- straiglu in the face and
"skidoo."

Oh, l)u. M AS iii;\\', bring forth the first victim! Say. wliere's that tall friend of mine who
helped me out last week on that pneumonia case? .\'ot here? 1 low s.id ! !

Say, Mac, have you ever been down here with me? Well, come down here. I lab! Mr.
Brown looks skejjtical, but, ah! he laughs — it's all right, then.

"Come on, Mac, and wipe my eyes out: you can do it today."

fM.\C comes down; at the same time a fat, oserelotlnd and undeiwasluil wnman. with a dirty,
poorly fed child, enters the side door. )

"Madam, take a chair, ah — what a nice chilil. Would lie ku<iw ;i nickel if he saw one? Xo !
Well, then, we'll give him a peimy. Is he freezing on to that cent? .\'ow, Dk. Mac. start ques-
tioning the woman. "

(Mac starts out with something like this) :

"Mas the child ever suffered with chronic external h;emorrhagie I 'aehyineningitis or Telan-
giectasis?" (Mother nearly faints.)

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' "Dr. Mac, use kindergarten language — no technical terms."

"Madam, is this the first time you have appeared before this august congregation of heart-
less souls and its able leader?"

"No, sir, Mr. Doctor, I had a child up here before."

"How did she get along; I hope she is growing nicely now."

"No ; she died."

"Oh! that's a knock; I'm a bum doctor. I'd better get you another one. (Mac goes up the
steps again.)

"Say, come down here: don't desert a fellow like that. Well, gentlemen, it's nothing else but
marasmus."

"That's all today, Madam, the Doctor will give you a prescription be had written before you
come in bere."

"Any questions, come on nom) — don't be bashful."

Latimicr — Dr. M., if that be marasmus, and that child weighed eight pounds at birth, and it
assimilated food products equal to 140 calories of beat and twelve grains of proteid material in
a week, what would the weight be in six months ?

"See, gentlemen, I've only one friend in the place ; he's a man of my own style, some little
off the top. No, Mr. L,.\Timer, your question is on the style of 'How old is Ann?' Come on,
men ; don't sit on the benches and think about your dinner or about the nurses, but put yourself
in the doctor's place and act."

"Well, here's the next case."

Prof. — Hiatt, come down and try your hand on this case.

(HiATT comes down, but finds the woman can speak no English.)

"Say, Dr. M — , I can't speak her lingo. She's not from my neighborhood."

"Who can speak Bohemian? KemlivR. Well, come down and s])cak to her. My! I wish I
could digest one of those slopish languages. They're all alike."

"You see, gentlemen, it's all the same, — bad feeding, cliange diet ; don't give her lobster more
than four times a week hereafter. Next case, please,"

(A big nigger woman enters, carrying a baby all wrapped.)

"Mester.Docter, dis yer chil's awful sick, ser. terible sick, ser."

"Gentlemen, see that child? If it were not black it would l)e blue. This is an acute condi-
tion on top of a congenital defect."

"Now what would you give?"

VoGEL — Tr. Opii Camphorati.

Dr. M.— No! No! Cut it out!

KuNSTLER — Infusion Digitalis.

Dr. M. — N. G. — meaning no good, or not given in acute diseases.

"Say, gentlemen, this is serious business. This black idol must be watched and given Calo-
mel and have a jacket on to keep his little stummy warm. That's all today, gentlemen. See
you ne.xt Tuesday."

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SCENE :— NURSES" LECTURE HALL.

Nurses .Isscmbled for Lecture on Xexvly Discoi'cred Bactcr'ur.

Lectukkr: — Miss Ni-ttlic I'iilaxaciian.

Anion.af other important things, she said :

"Your Uncle Artie, since his trip across the puud. lia^ Inen able \n ilitk-rentiate some of the
causative factors in the several varieties of studcntitis endemic amoiiy imr <(irls; and has suc-
ceeded in isolating in pure culture a number of the bugs.

"1 shall give you briefly the principal characteristics of a few. Take, for instance, the Spir-
illum Adleri, so called from its resemblance to a snake. This l>u;^ is moriihologically classed as
big-headed, more from the proboscis than from frontal prominence: however, as its actions
would not lead one to suspect more than fully develoiied vital centres at the cephalic end. This
"bug' is classed with the bacillus aerogenes capsulatus because of its great gas-producing quality,
being noted particularly for hot air, except when in the jjresence of the 'N'ogel Coccus' (to be
later referred to), when it has a very quiet, hen-])eckcil denieandr. The habits of this "bug' are
such that ladies should refrain from studying them, ami it i^ strict!) a I'akasitk.

"The 'Vogel Coccus' above referred to is so called frcmi its resemblance to a baseball, it being
not so big up and down, but getting its measurement when ynu go around, .\l.so. it is associated
with a ba.sel)all field at Rehoboth in a graft game. Its characteristics are that it will thrive any-
where on anything. Its invasion is most marked at the Capitol Hotel, where two mirscs and one
James' son fell prey to its toxins to the tune of $9.50. The 'Coccus, ' however, has foresworn to
get in such a 'row' again. This is the 'Coccus' tliat let the said son of James do it on a box of
candy to a nurse.

"Three other bacilli usuallj' associated with the bacillus erysipelatus have been seen too; and
are to be shunned until the infection period is over, kntnvn collectively as the three 'Bs.' These

"Three other bacilli usually associated with the bacillus erysipelotus have been seen too; an<l
'bugs' have not yet fulfilled all of Koch's louse ; so, therefore, will Ir described at a subsequent
'bugs' have not yet fulfilled all of Koch's laws; so, therefore, will be described at a subsequent
lecture."

To Make a Long Tale Skort ^

CENTENNIAL MINSTRELS.

Interlocutor — Messrs. Landers and McElroy
End Men— Fox and Glidden.
Tambos — Vogel. Piggott, Moose and Gordon.
Bones — Lynn, Valentini, Joyce and Delcher.
The curtain rises on "The Bnnch" who, taken unawar

Mr. Landers — Gentlemen, be seated. We will open our show with a prayer by Mr. Glidden, of Georgia.
Mr. Gudden— The Biblical portion of this day is taken from the Book of Medicine, Chapter on the Stomach.

"I am the Only Onl.\-. The Alpha and the Omega of intellectual activity.

Vea, — li.s said that man should have no Brownian motion in his brain.

Yet this has been discovered by niiiieself in mine own grey matter.

Tis true that in the morning I ri.se and blow mine own horn and in the
evening I withhold not mine own wind.

Furthermore, tis written that I myself, and only I have catheterized the
Appendi.K Vermiformis, and.

Furthermore, tis written that I myself and onl.v I have entered the Ductus
Communis Choledochus with a tube of mine own imagination.

Furthermore, tis written that I my.self. and only I, have discovered the
ferment chymase in the saliva, which has never before been placed before
the masses.

Yea. though there are man>" investigators, it has been decreed that I m.v_
self and only I shall investigate Physological Impossibilities. Amen.

Great applause from the rear of the house.

Drs. Iglehart and Warner shout aloud their approval.

Mr. McElROV — Ladies and Gentlemen, The Ward A Band will now plav the Original Selection, entitled "When

We Do The Orderlies Work. ' '
Mr. Glidden — Say, Mr. Irrigating Stand, why did McCutchen take a nurse with him when he went to Fort

McHenry?
Mr. Landers — Sure, I don't know. Why?
Mr. Glidden — Because he is under age.

(Dr. .Shipley is seen scratching his head) .
Mr. Landers — I don't see the point.
Mr. Glidden — Then you're a pretty dull Irishman.
Mr. McElroy — Ladies and gentlemen, I take great pleasure in introducing the man, heard by all, and known

to nianj'. The Sweet-voiced Singer from Baldheadville, who will sing an original ballad, entitled "Can You

Tell Me?"

Ladies and Gentlemen— Mr. Thomas Educational Latimer, A.B., A.M., Ph.D., LL.B., M.D., Q.S., A.D.L.
Mr. Latimer (singing in a squeaking voice. )

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"CAN VOL" THUL MK?"

I'd likt lo know the reason

For jnst a thinif or two.
Why. in and ont of season

Thinifs happen as they do.

When lots of women aronnd.

Why is L.vons snch a winner '
.\nd why does I'iKKott irel ofl the eroii

When its time to Ket his dinner?

Now really is l.ynn "only a boy."
As the nnrses seem to think ?

And why is Joyce's Banjo his joy.
When it drives ns nearly to drink ?

Why is Keniler like a Satellite.

To thelCAlniinhty Powcrs(?)) above?
And why ilo I try with all my miKht

'loKain Ur. Mitchell's love?

Now why does "Blondy" KinK sojourn
To Vir^jinia's Southern clime?

And why did Donitherty exclaim.
Tis the Kpi-phys-sel line ?

Why does .Schwartz always speak such
And Massanet never look alive ?

Now why does "Janimy" act .so rash?
And Rntledpe's thoughts ne'er thrive

Why did Herman sUrt to study,
When he's a barber by trade ?

And why does Dean's face look so mud
And Kadda prescribe to .salivate ?

Why does .someone always say
The opsonic theory is all rijrht?

But you'll all wive Hood'-

For skin diseases in your plight.

Mr. IvANDER.S — (InterruptiiiK the sweet-voiced siiiKer at the end of the verse.) You've taken up enough of our

time today. Where in the wide world do you get all those questions from?
Mr. LaTIMKR — They're the invention of a fertile mind.

To help those fellows who have to j;rind.
Mr. Fox— Mr. McKlroy, usen't you work for the Y. M. C. A.?
Mr. McRi.ROY— No. I usen't. Who said anythinij like that?
Mr. Fox~t)h! I thouj,'ht you used to — bu' I thought that was some time ago.
C.reat laughter from the advocates of the Roosevelt language.
Dr. Hayes breaks one of his corset stays.
Mr. McKi.ROV— I take great pleasure in introducing our great Shark Trio, who will entertain \ im with their
latest hit: "It Happened at I'indico,"
Messrs. Hrown, I'iggotl .md McCutclien, adv.uice to the front aiirl sing:

IT HAl"I'J';Xl-:i) AT I'IMMCO.

It makes hor.ses speed thcii

It puts coin in circulation-
Some will win. and some w

It's a cure for'niclancholy.
Its excitingly sublime;

It makes a person jolly.
Be he old or in his prime.

If you've never, never tried it
Never do. leave it alone.

Horseracing is a pleasure

That's included in this life.
You're entitled to some leisure

In the great world of strife:
It invigorates the system.
It cxhilerates the brain.
Accelerates circulation

of the blooti in every vein;
It pronujtes the speculation.
(C.reat applause from all the resi<ieuts.)
Mr. (il.lDIiKN — Mr. Lamlers, I saw Herman come out of a saloon door yesterday.
Mr. IvANDKRS — Well what of that? Did you expect to see him come out i>l ;i wiml
Mr. C.i.iddkn — Say. Mr. McKlroy, ilid you here that .story on Landers?
Mr. McIO.ROV— Can't say that I did, what was it?

Mr. ('.i.iDlilvN — Well, one day "Shorty" was sitting in Dr. Wnoils' lecture. ;ind s(
all this stuff, and he rei)lieil. "Schure."
Shorty again saiil. "Schure." throwing
"Schure."

Well, then, why in the h - 1 do you attend these lectures anyhow?
Mr. McIvI.rov -Well, I be "dog-oned" if Shorty hasn't snuck out!

Ladies and gentlemen, the great skirt dancer, "Miss Jail"-Bird, will now entertain you.

"Miss Jail-llird appears in fr.uU of the stage cl.nd in maroon anil black tights, with a waist cut in front to the ensiform cartilage, and
in back to the iiosterior superior spines of the ilyum. The bmly of the waist, a Parisian creation, is maile of tucks and "waila-whiles.''
(She Iwws and begins.)
(Great applause from all portions of the house, especially the Nu Sigma Nu and I'hi Sigma Kappa boys.)

ne :isked him if he knew
Then the other fellow said. "Will you ;inswer me onelhing?" an<l
a pitying glance dowiiw;ird on the ])oor ignorant (?) student.

Mr. Fox — Mr. McElroy, what advantage is there in the use of the Hyoscene-Morphine Ansesthesla.
Mr. Elroy — Well, one and the most important is that a House man doesn't need to sit up with the patient.
I don't care about the rest.

(Vogel applauds for five minutes.)

(I.anders appears at the stage door and sneaks into his seat.)

Mr. Gudden — Say, "Mr. Shorty," since you have returned, do you know why Schaefer should have played on
our great foot ball team?

Mr. Landers — Schaefer play on the team? Why, he's so clumsy — but, why should he have played?
Mr. Glidden — Because he is a chronic kicker. Say, why should Lyon become a chaffeur?
Mr. Lander.s— Because he is a close observer.

Mr. Glidden — Whoever accused him of that? No; because he's always tooting his own horn.
Mr. McKlroy — Ladies and gentlemen, I take great pleasure in introducing "The Great Lady Killer," Mr.
Gordon, who will sing his beautiful ballad, entitled

"I like the gold in your hair, Isabel,
But please trj' to get it on even."

(Mr. Gordon, dressed in a gray checkered full-dress suit, with a red vest, wearing a 12 caret imitation
diamond stud in his shirt, advances to the front of the stage and sings.)

0 the moon was softly glowing through the sweet iJal- That fall was a starter,

metto tree.s I've busted my garter,

And the snow laid on the ground a silvery white, Or something that's equally bad.
While o'er the placid ocean came the fragrant Southern

breeze ^^^^ '"^ alone, please, oh, let me alone.

You bet your life it was a dandy sight. ''"' ' ""'^^'^ '° ^'°"'^ '^"'^ ^'°''<= '° «"<*

What damage was wrought me,

The night was .soft and mushy though the ice was ver> i fear there will nought be

slippery, and That's left in my fixings behind.

While waiting at Sonneberg's I did spy

.,ji-,, -it- X J.,,,, I tried to console her.

A ladv fall quite heavy, I ran and took her hand —

.... J 1. -J 1. T. » .\ud even condole her.

These words she said as she began to cr\':

But all that was equally bad.

Oh let me alone, please, let me alone; Kor up came old "Janimy" and .'Vrgabrite too.

1 fear I'll go raviiigly mad, .\nd then my caressings fell through.

(Great applau.se. Mr. Gordon bows to the right and left, paying particular attention to one of the private boxes on the left, in which
several nurses are seated.)

Mr. I^yon notices this and jumps up.

Mr. Lyon— I object to the "Lady Killer" throwing any of his bewitching glances to the box on the left. I've

only |47 with me tonight, and it will take a swell supper to set me straight again.
Mr. Gordon — Oh, sit down, Lyon! I don't want your flames.

(Lyon sneaks back to his den after throwing a kiss to the left).

Mr. Gudden — Mr. Landers, if Jamison, Vogel and you were practising in one block, and there was a drug
store on the corner, what was Lou,'s brother's store, and an undertaker next door, what would complete the
picture?

Mr. Lander.s — Why, a hospital to accommodate the masses, of course.

Mr. Glidden — You mean a cemetery to accommodate the masses.
(Vogel jumps and yells aloud).

Vogel — Say, look-a-yer, Mr. Glidden, it ain't fair in you for to take advantage of a man what is sleeping.
We are the men whit will ride in automobiles before you pay car fare. We are the men what ain't para-
sites to our fathers. I'm the man what owns a drug store, I am.

Mr. Lander.s — Say, Loui, tell them about your store.

Vogel — Well, I ain't much for to make up songs, but I got a brother Walter what has wrote one, it's called

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'MY PLACK."

I'm the man what has a store.

Ami I cheat all who deal there.
If I don't make a quarter or mort

I don't think it cjuite fair.

I've a clerk whose name is Kom.
lie's as thin as he can he.

He's the best man ever born,
Kor he makes the dough for me.

1 treat the sick in there.

And my charges come quite high.
I treat them a year or more.

Or until they almost die.

Mk. McKi.kov— Ladies and genlleineii, The riiiversity yuartet have just arrived, and desire to entertain you,
they will sing the original song, entitled

Hay. Levy. Mitchell ;iikI Hillui.s adv

"BUSICK IS THE (LORD?")

ICC. fold their hands over the epigastric region of theii
"Busick is the (Lord?";

T'was but a short time ago. that our grim doom.
Was sealed, and all hope, and all joy ceased to bloom:
It happened at sight of that old Dining Koom;

Ty rural. Ty rural, 1 ay.
Hut we of the Hospital then felt no glo<mi.
\Vc didnt think then we weie entering a tomb.
Hut later. Oh my ! we were longing for home.

Ty rural. Ty niral. I ay.

The first meal was fair, and we give it no blame.
The second wor.sc luck, and the third when it came
Were just like the first in both substance and name.

Ty rural. Ty rural I ay.
T'was pork for our breakfast, for dinner the same.
Atsui>per the poor pork was still in the game;
T'was cooked, hashed and roasted or broiletl in the flame.

Ty rural. Ty rural. I ay.

But if this were all of our grievance, none woulil
Have ventured to kick, and if tiuestioned. e'en should
Have flattered the hog. and said it was good.

Ty rural. Ty rural. I ay.
Hut semling out spies, for we dared be so rude.
We foinid to our sorrow that this .so-called food
In a'hotel. had first by its patrons been chewed.

ly rural. Ty rural. I ay.

In fact I once went to the New Howard to eat.
And ordered up pork as a choice piece of meat.
Hut finding it tough, beat a hasty retreat.
Ty niral. fy rural. I ay.

( Mr. Busick is seen to hurry from the theatre amid
Mk. Landur.s — We will close our great show with

And then in the Hospital dining nMim, neat.
Ne.xt day was my sorrow and i>ain made complete.
Kor there on my plate that same pork I did meet.
Ty rural. Ty rural, I ay.

But that is not all, we still have to thank
Someone for the niggers, who were, to be frank.
As bad as the oysters they ser\'ed. and they stank.

Ty rural. Ty rural. I ay.
The milk ' well at least the milk that we drank
Was imre H20 just fresh from the tank.
The liisquits! So heavy, like dead weights they sank.

Ty rural, Ty niral. I ay.

The croquets, meat balls, were like Dermoid Cysts
Contained all the tools on a hardware store's lists.
And he will die sure who to eat them persists.

T>' rural. Ty rural. I ay.
The nurses used spices, to flavor these feasts.
They salted and sugared, but still felt like l>easts:
Hut soon we'll need nothing more than some i)riests.

Ty rural. Ty niral. I ay.

We're tlying by inches, .soon hope to be dead

For lack of some fresh meat, and lack of some bread.

Yes. dying, because we're imi>roi>erly fed.

Ty rural. Ty rural. I ay.
And when we succomb. and lie dead on our lied.
May there at least be a epitaph said.
"How bravely they followed, where Dear Science led !

Tyniral. Ty rural. I a.\ .

the hisses of the entire audience.)

"MARYLAND, MY MARYLAND.

! I'lease rise and join in.)

There's but one I'nivcrsily.

Tis Marylanil. My Maryland.
And on our Hearts engraved shall Ih

This Maryland. Our Maryland.
She's fairer far than any <iueen.

Her equal never has Iwen seen.
The AInm Mater that we mean.

Is Maryland, our .Maryland.

We love this Alma Mater fair.

This Maryland. Our Maryland.
Our joys, our triumphs we would share

With Maryland. Our Maryland,
our Alnm Mater, she's the best.

In her we've everyone been bles.sed.
Her love has always stood the test

This Maryland. Our Maryland.

(Curtain falls).

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DETTEU S'\V1-:ETS COUI^D XOT HE MADE

Rigid adherence to the highest ideals in candy-making has brought about a
degree of perfection which convinces us that better Chocolates or Bon-Bons or
Fancy Candies could not possibly be made. The name of GUTH stands for the
acme of purity and integrity in the manufacture of unusual sweets.

320-324 N. CHARLES STREET

It Mf9l« the expectation! of
the most critical and is match-
less in quality and capacity.

WM. KNABE & CO.

BALTIMORE
NEW YORK WASHINGTON

QUALITY SHOP

"Collar-hug ' ' Clothes
The Nobbiest in Toivn

116 East Baltimore Street.

Western National Bank

OF BALTIMORE.

CAPITAL, - - - $500,000
SURPLUS and PROFITS, - $500,000

CHARLES ]•;. KIEMAN, W. B. BROOKS, WM. MARRIOTT, J. L. SWOPE,

President. Vice-Pres. Cashier. Asst. Cashier.

DIKKCTORK

JOHN BLACK. K. .\r.STIN JENKINS, THOMAS J. HAVWARI).

JAMKS I'RKSTdN, THOMAS TOOD, ROHERT GARRETT.

W. BIRNS TRUNDLE, H. B. GILPIN, FRANKLIN 1". CATOR,

W. B. BROOKS, CHARLES i:. RIEMAN. ALBERT EAHNESTOCK.

YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SOLICITED.

YOU KNOW IT

BROMO=SELTZER

DOCTORS

Young ones use it after an exhaustive period of study.
(Jld ones endorse it as an efficient, harmless remedy.

DENTISTS

recommend it as a relief for headache, nervousness and
the severe strain in the dental chair.

LAWYERS

take it after a hard fought legal battle in the courts. It
(|uiets the nerves and soothes the brain.

And others take BROMO-SELTZF^R because they know beyond the shadow of a doubt
that it cures Headache, Brain fag and "the Blues."

suBsm.TB 10 CENTS EVERYWHERE

OUR MEN'S STORE

Hovirard and Clay Sts., Baltimore, Md.

Our "Men's Store" shows complete and superior assortments of Men's Ties, Shirts, Hosiery,
Qloves, Furnishings, Etc., most moderately priced.

For Better Clothes

DIEHL

AT THE "SQUARE DIEHL" TAILOR SHOP

W^e study your wants, and execute your
individual ideas in any garment

Suits $15.00 up, strictly all wool fabrics
605 W^. BALTIMORE ST. Near Greene St

CONSOLIDATED DENTAL M'F'Q CO.

404 N. EUTAW STREET
DENTAL SUPPLIES

Columbia Chairs Clark Cuspidors

Ransom and Randolph Cabinets American Cabinets

The Famous Davis Crown and Consolidated Translucent Teeth

STUDENT OUTFITS

Represented by C M. KEPNER

[tiwart

HOWARD 'NoLEXlNGTON Sts.

A FINE ASSORTMENT OF

MEN'S
CLOTHING

UP-TO-DATE HABERDASHERY

L ROSENTHAL & CO.

2025 FREDERICK AVENUE

\\J " Discount
to College Men

SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED OR
MONEY REFUNDED

W
V,
^ 0
O S

McEVOY'S

310 W. BAI/n/nORH ST.

Between l;utaw and Hinvard

MEN'S and
BOY'S

" Your comfort considered 'when tx>e fit yon. '
SAM KOSHLANO. Manager.

SHOES

B. WEYFORTH CQ. SONS

Popular Price lailors,

V:i7--Jl!> NOKTII I'AC'A STIiKKT.

I nil ;iiicl Luiiil)lrU I.ilie of GihmIs now ill SliK-k.

i;iiil>raiiiiK all tin- Novelties of the season. Kaiii-x

Veslinijs. TrouseriiiRs, (Ivercoatinjfs.

Suits to Order from $13 Up.

Pants to Order from $5 Up

li.itli riiones.

Open until S P.M.

DR. QORDSHELL'S

A L L-H EALING

SALVE

il PURELY VEGETABLE COMPOUND

THOROUGHLY ASEPTIC

FOR more than 50 years this Salve"
has been recommended and pre-
scribed by physicians as an effica-
cious preparation in the treatment of Boils,
Carbuncles, Bone Felons, Gathered
Breasts, Burns and Various Sores, Erup-
tions and Skin Diseases.

The Gordshell Chemical Co.

BALTIMORE, MD.

Ferrell-Kellam Drug Co.

WHOLESALE
DRUGGISTS

128 Hanover St. Baltimore, Md.

MOORE & COMPANY

ARTISTIC BOOK BINDING

and Rebinding

2 and 4 W. Lombard SI. Baltimore, Hd.

HORLICR'S MALTED MILK

THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE

Is a delicious preparation of pure, rich milk with the extract of choice malted grains. Very
nutritious and digestible, and hence promptly invigorates the debilitated and run-down, and
recuperates the invalid and convalescent. A delightful beverage, free from the difficulties
attending the use of tea, coffee and cocoa, is made in a moment by simply stirring the powder in
water, hot or cold. Those troubled with Insomnia obtain restful .sleep by taking a glasbful, hot

before retiring.

The Lunch Tablets, with chocolate, are highly nutritious and digestible, and very conve-
nient. A quick lunch may be had by dissolving a few tablets in the mouth as need requires.
Largely used by busy professional people, travelers, sportsmen, etc.

At all druggists. Samples free upon application to

HORLICK^S MALTED MILK COMPANY,

RACINE, WIS., U. S. A.

Shall the Doctor Trust to Chance ?

IT is M f.ul nut st> well known to the iiieilical |)rofessioii as it oukIh to lie-that there are upon the
pharmaceutical market today quantities of so-called therapeutic agents whose medicinal value
is essentially a matter of conjecture. Some of these jjreparations are wholly or ]«irtly inert; others are
abnormally, danjierously potent — conditions ilue primarily to variation in the active constituents of crude
drugs, and secondarily to the fact that certain manufacturing pharmacists cannot or will not standardize their
products.

In view of this u'rave situation, shall the physician write his prescrijilions hai)-ha/ardly, trustini; hlindlv to
chance or ijood fortune, or, by prudent specification, insist that the medicines dispensed upon his order shall
carry with them a warrant of efficiency and safety?

Tlieri- can lie Init one answer.

Every practitioner owes it to his patients, to his honorable calling, to his professional reputation,
positively to know that the agents which he prescribes, administers or dispenses are therapeutically
efficient and of definite medicinal strength.

We have expended an infinity of labor and thousands of dollars to the end that the i)hysician may have just
that assnr.ince; to the end that our medicinal preparations shall be uniformly potent and reliable — the same
today, tomorrow, next week, next year.

Our drug extracts Cfluid, solid, and powdered); our concentrations; the components of our pills,
tablets, syrups and elixirs; our serums and vaccine in fact our whole line of pharmaceutical and
biological products— are accurately standardized: chemically or physiologically, accordini; to the exigencies
of circumsl.ince.

In his fiL;ht with disease these are the weapons which the physician of today has the right to demand
from his manufacturing pharmacist. Diflicultiesof diagnosis and idiosyncracies of patients are complications
with which the practitioner has alwa\s to reckon; and they are serious enoujjh in all conscience —serious
enough without the handicap of unrelialile pharmaceuticals.

PARKE, DAVIS & COMPANY,

Home Offices and Laboratories, Detroit, Mich.

F. ARNOLD & SONS,

MANUFACTURERS AND IMPORTERS OF

jurgical, (Jrthopedic and electrical Instruments, | russes. Dc,

No. 310 NORTH EUTAW STREET.
LADY ATTENDANT.

Cordial invitation Extended to Students to Call on Us.

Yes. We make clothing for students.
The orders on our sales-book showing
the 10 per cent, students' discount con-
vinces us that our students' trade alone
has almost doubled itself this season.

Why? Because^ in the first place^
they receive Stirling values^ and stylish,
well-tailored-to-fit clothing, which gives
them the desired professional air. Join
our clothing college.

A F AC-SIMILE OF GARMENTS TAILORED BY

A. H. LEVINE

312 West Baltimore Street

Where Fashionable Clothes are tailored — where Moderate Prices prevail.

Three Useful Articles:

''HOWARD'' Atomizers
''FAYETTE" Fountain Syringe
"FAYETTE" Hot-Water Bottles

Specify when ordering

Charles Abbey & Sons,

Fine Gold Foils,

SOFT (OR NON-COHESIVE) AND COHESIVE
230 CHANCELLOR STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA.

LANG'S PHARMACY

DRUGGIST and CHEMIST
623 W. BALTIMORE ST

Opposite Pearl Street
DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS

SONNENBURG'S

PRESCRIPTION
PHARMACY

N. E. Cor, Baltimore and Qreena Streets

BALTIMORE, MD.

CMXICAIv THERMOMETERS IN NICK I. K
PLATED CASES WITH CHAIN AND GfARD TIN

50 CEMTS

I860

SHARP & DOHME

1907

Although not quite as old as the University of Maryland, we have
followed her good example of establishing the highest attainable standard
of excellence in all our departments, and have endeavored to live up to
it religiously. We, hence, extend to her on this her Centenary our most
heartfelt congratulations, and trust that she may continue to grow and
develop onward and upward

Whenever a physician specifies Sharp & Dohme or "S. & D." in his
prescriptions, he may depend upon obtaining the full effect of whatever
drug or preparation he is prescribing. We manufacture everything he needs
in his prescriptions, and like our dear old Alma Mater we are proud of
our record of nearly half a century of satisfied physicians and patients as well.

SHARP & DOHME

Laboratories: BALTIMORE
Branches: New YorR, CKicago, St. Louis. Atlanta, New Orleans

San Francisco

xxii

REASONS WHY You Should DEAL WITH REITZE

1st. You will save money. We buy heavily for CASH and sell only for CASH.

2d. We offer you the latest and most approved patterns, weaves, style and workmanship.

3d. Our modern business system assures you entire satisfaction. We see to every detail personally.

Business suits jjil3.00 up. Full Dress Suits ,s30.n() up. Tuxedo Suits, ^11.50 up, I'aiits 5.yOO up.

J. H. REITZE & SON, TAILORS,

Successors to REITZE & DIEHL,
OPP. PEARL. 629 W. BALTIMORE ST. BALTIMORE, MD,

S. SALABE5 & CO.,

PAWNBROKERS,

675 W. BALTIMORE ST,

AH WANTS A 'VORCE.

"Ah wants a 'vorce! Pay you or pay the jedg^e?

A 'vorce from whom? Futn who'd' >oii ".spose 1

Ma husband shuah! I.ook lak a Iyer ought

Ter know dat much. He name? Now, dat ain't

A thing to do wid it! And, sides you don'

Know nothin' 'bout him — he don' lib heah-bont!

Ah wants de 'vorce an's got the mone>' now

Ter pay for it, an' dafs de fnstes thing!

'De reason?' Man, dat niggah ain' been neah

Ah wroten him, but he ain' said a word!

Ah wroten him but he ain' sannt a cent!

Fo nig'h a yeah he treat nie scannerlous!

On Saddy night dinn't bring no money home.

An' ha'f de time nebbah come home hisself!

Full of coke frum mawnin" until night.

An' nebbah gum his lawfvil wife er sniff!

I,awd! I^awd! But, spiten dat, ah done wid him,

An' don wid him. but didn't seem no use!

But ah'd a kept on, ef dah hadn't come

Along a man said he would pay de rent

FJ ah would ma'y him. What gwine do?

Wait fo' dat wuthless niggah to come back.

Or tak dis man what wuks in a .saloon?

Ma husban's name? Well, bcinst you'.se sot upon it

John Henry Washington, a breakman on

De railroad heah!

WHAT DAT? A ACCIDENT?

A brakeman named John Washington was killed!
Dat's him! Oh. Lawdy! Oh. mah bre.ssed I,awd!
Po" Henry! Nebbah was a better man!
Oh! ma Redeemah, alius good an" kind,

Gub me all dat I wantedwhile he libbed!
fih. l.awdi Mah heart gwine break, I know i
Ah knowd dat somefin' was de mattah dat
He ain" been home! Ah knowed it, oh. ah kn

(Rocks violently, apron to face, and then suddenly straightens up with a most business like air.

"Sa.\'. Mistah IvVer, Ah'ze a gwinter sue
Dat road fo' killin' ob John Washington
Ah Sho kin prove ah'ze maired to him right!
Ah nebbah'U be de same! Dat shock don mint
Ma health fo good! Ah'd lak .\ou take de case.

GLYCO-THYMOLINE

IS INDICATIU) KOR

Catarrhal Conditions

Nasal, Throat, Intestinal, Stomach,
Rectal and Utero=Vaginal.

We (iesire to semi a liberal sample of Glyco-TliyiiuiliiH
free of all cost, to every mciiiber of the Class of 'IW. < ■< i
acquainted.

KRESS & OWEN COMPANY,

210 FULTON STREET,

NE^V YORK.

M. CURLANDER,

LAW BOOKSELLER, PUBLISHER AND IMPORTER

225 N. Calvert Street, Baltimore, Md.

PfBLlfSIlKK OF

The Annotated Maryland Reports
Brantly's Maryland Digest
Miller's Maryland Equity Procedure
Carey's Forms and Precedents

France on Corporations

Binswang;er's Married Women in Maryland

Malone's Criminal Briefs

Bailey's Conflict of Judicial Decisions

IN PRESS:

Venable's Law of Real I'roperty, Keviseil, Annota-
ted and Brought Down to Date by Isaac Ivobe Straus
of the Baltimore Bar.

I.N I'UKI'.VIJATION:

Testamentary l,aw of .Maryland, by I-M);ar II. I'.ans,
of the Baltimore Bar.

Law Students will find it to their advantage if they );iNe me their patronage.

THOMSEN CHEMICAL CO.

BALTIMORE.

Manufacturers and headquarters for
Sodium Phosphate.

Hyposulphite.
Sulphite.
Carbonate .
Ammonium Phosphate.
Pvecip. Carbonate Copper.
Iron .

Zinc.

Acetate Lead.
Epsom Salts.
Glauber's Salt.
Sulphuric Acid.
Muriatic
Nitric ' '

Acetic
Etc., Etc., Etc.

EITHER TELEPHONE.

George B. Boutelle,

DENTAL
SUPPLIES

Depot : 324 NORTH EUTAW STREET,

BALTIMORE, Ml>.

Dental and Medical Students are invited to call at
my store (324 N. Eutaw st.) for chairs and instru-
ments. I will give you the most for your money that
it is possible to furnish. Everything guaranteed to
be as represented. Bring me your handpieces, cables
or engineheads for repairs, or will allow you the best
prices to exchange for new. Remember the place,

George B. Boutelle,

324 N. Eutaw Street, near Mulberry. Second Floor

QET OUR PRICES ON

Wedding Invitations,
Fountain Pens and

Leatlier Goods

50 Engraved Cards from plate, - - 3Sc
50 Engraved Cards and new plate, 70c
50 Visiting Cards, printed, - - 35c

Hiram F. Henderson,

316 WEST LEXINGTON STREET

BALTIMORE.

CORNICIDE

Is an Unquestionable Boon
to Those Who Suffer from

CORNS, BUNIONS, and INGROWING NAILS

It Is Easy to Apply
It Instantly Relieves
It Saves from the Knife
It Costs Little
It Is Harmless

I'ltK i;, H» tK.NT.S

At nil I'nii; Stores, or siiil liy nuiil. pci^lpnid. on rtitipt i.f i

THE STAFFORD DRUG CO.

BALTIMORE. MD.

EUTAW HOUSE

Baltimore & liutaw Sts.

UAl.TIAlORi;, MD.

EUROPEAN PLAN
$1.00 PER DAY AND UPWARDS

li ICST A 1' K ANT ,\M> (iUII.I. KOOM

Kiiiest Cooking in llie City

Special Attention to
Banquets, Class TUnners, etc.

JAS. P. SHANNON HOTEL COMPANY,

t. p. HHRBERT. Mgr.

PHILLIPS'
MILK OF MAGNESIA

"THE PERFECT ANTACID"
FOR LOCAL OR SYSTEMIC USE.

C.\KIKS SHXSITIVICNKSS STOMATITIS
IsKOSIOX OIXCIVITIS rYt)RRIia-A

.\n- siucLSsfuUy tri-atfil with it. .\s a nioulli wash
it neutrali/is oral aciilit\ .

Phillips' Phospho-Muriate of Quinine,

COMPOUND.

TONIC. RECONSTRUCTIVE AND AIMTIPERIOOIC

Willi iiiarkiil hiiitiiiial action uixm tin- nt-rvous

syslrni. To lie relied upon wlii-re a ili-firiciicy

of tlif i)hos])liati's is cviilent.

The Chas. M. Phillips Chemical Co..
New York and Londun.

HE. (UTS
IN THIS BOOK

WERE. MADE. BV TH E.

EkTRICQIY ENGRAVING C^.

BUFFALO.N.Y,

ADS

PLACED

in all
THE LEADING

MAGAZINES
NEWSPAPERS and
TRADE-PAPERS

J^IS

We design, write and print

FOLDERS
MAILING CARDS
BOOKLETS
CATALOGUES
FOLLOW UP PLANS

LOMBARD, LIGHT and
BALDERSTON STREETS

C. & p. PHONE, ST. PAUL 1070

University of Maryland

DENTAL DEPARTMENT

BERNARD CARTKR, KSQ., Provost.

FACULTY

I'KRD. J. S. GoRf.AS, M.I)., I). U.S., .S45 N. HuUw St.,

Prof, of PriiK-iple.s of Dental Science, Oral Surgery,

and Dental Prosthesis.
JAS. II. Harris. M.D., D.D.S., .S57 N. Eutaw St.,

Prof, of Operative and Clinical Dentistry.
K. DoRSivV CoAl.K, Ph.D., 17 Mount Royal Ave., Prof.

(if Chemistry and Metallur^v.
Randoi.I'H Winsi.ow, M.D., 191)11 Mt. Royal Terrace,

Clinical Professor of Oral Surjjery.
J. Hoi.Mics Smith, M.D., _'7 W. Preston St., Prof, of

.■\iiatonij-.
Jons C. HlCMMETER, M.D., Ph.D., I.L.D., 1734

Linden Ave., Prof, of Phvsiologv.
Timothy O. Hkatwoi.h, M.D., D.D.S., 6 W. North

.\ve.. Prof, of Materia Medica and Therapeutics and

( )rlhoilontia.

JoH.N C. I'Hi.iCR. iM.D., D.D.S., 9,W Madison Ave..
.\ssociate Prof, of Prosthetic Dentistry.

Isaac H. Davis, M.I)., D.D.S., 331 N. Charles St.,
.\ssociate Professer of Operative Dentistry.

Joii.v S. CiKisiiR. D.D.S., 16!I7 Ivlmondson .\ve..
Demonstrator of Operative Dental Technics.

IIowARiJ Kast.man, D.D.S.,621 N. Carey St.. Demon-
strator of Prosthetic Dentistry and Dental Technics.

I.,. Whitinc. Parinholt, D.D.S., Professional Build-
ing, N. Charles St.. Demonstrator of Crown and
Bridge Work and Porcelain Work.

Josivi'H W. Holland, M.D., 153() I^inden .\ve., .\s-
.sociate Professor and Demonstrator of .\natomv.

III'THKN ASSLSTANT DKMON.STRA TORS OF Ul'KKATIVK AND I'ROSTHKTIC DENTISTRY.

<l 111 in..nvli,il-r- nrr assi.,ltcl liy sixlccii Assisl:nil DL■nl<lnslr.^l<>^s.

lutil. :in.l ■

pari (if Mi(

.,11

l.f llK

111(1 i>nisi>erit.v of this Dental .School, until now it.s f^raduates in almost
( ill Lvcr command. Ths past si^ssion was the most successful one ever
•SNcd themselves as liciuR astonished and itratified at the abilit.v shown
Korming one of the departments of one of the oldest Universities in

I.N llic slu.Uiit. «li, n -i. I iTin. iii...iu>a(iLlUs in Ihc itilii

llli> , iilTN. its ,lii.I-i)i 1 1^ . M i . uluTu r(.-(.oi;in/(.-(l .111(1 llui

The iiisiriiclii'Tis ill liiitli Ml., i.ilim; and mcchaiiiial dentistr.v is as thor.intrh as it is possible to make it, and embraces ever.vthinu
tK-rlainiiik: to dental an. llu- advantawes which the ncneral and oral surijical clinics, to which the dental students are admitted, as
indeed to all the lectures the I'niversit.v affords, cannot be overestimated. The man.v thousands of patients annuall.v treated in the
I'niversilv Hospital, and other sources, afford an abundance of material for the Dental infirm ir.% and L.<l>>rator.v practice, and the oral

m1 I. i1. .

liuiMii

I'lK

II hi

1.. I

llK (1.

..■. . I.,--

ll:il I. Ill

...lit; Us l.irt.v three wide.

Ihe (jtialilicatious for admission and uraduation arc t
of Dental K.xaniiners.

(Jf.\l-II-'K'ATl(i.\s roR C.KADfATloN.— The (.•aiididatc
different .vears, at the KKCfl.AR or Wiiil. i s ,si.,iis in ihi-
Colleife will be accepted. C.raduali - iiin H.m,, .,,n,,il,i
dililoma from a reputable literai> iii~hlniMii ■■< -lli i i^
ination. All students have ureal aiK .iiil:i.>. - n , i.ilu

TlIK RKl.fl.AK (IK W1.\TI:K ShSSION will 1.1 Ulll 1.11 th,

Till-: .SfM.MiiK Sf.ssio-V for i>raclical iu^triiLli-ni will (
attendance on Die Suinmer Session will havi th( advaiila.

The fees for Ihc Kcmilai .SLssion are JI-^0. iiKliidiiiv: .\
ticket. $10. l-'or Sinn in. r ^. ~-i..ii nocbariie l(ilh..~. uln.

lion rd can Ir- i.l.l .in. .1 .1 li.ni vV.So lo fS.lin lu i «., k

The l•niversil^ in/. .....1 iiiberof other |.i i/. - u

annual catalogue »ill L' . n. lull t.> vlivc full addus. :,n<l

.f the larvrcst and tu..^
lislK-d with till lat(-.l i
vi.t Suiidass .lurink:tl
(1 all 111.- sill I Ills di

idoi)ted b.v the Nati.

L have allciidcd thr

»45 N K.ula

It llalliniole. Md

iililete slnictur

.ved opcratini; (

;ire vearforlhe

Ihu past scssi

sof the kind in the world. The-

Hairs.

-eception of patients, and the prac-

nis have abundance of practical

runted such larue proportions that

ual As.sociation of Dental Faculties and Stale Boards

(■ full courses of lectures of seven months each, in

il I.. ..n. ..r Ih. s, . ..11,- course in any reputable Dental

II. 111. Mil 111.1-1 li.iN. :i very i;(Hid l-:ii^'lisli educati(m: a

linate May s.

lar session beieins. Students
of the fniversity.
for t:raduation. 5iO; Dissectii

I., How 111;:
; l.Kiuality
ilk (I in the
ir Utter to

F. J. S. GORGA.S. M.D., D.D.S.,

Dean of tlu Dentil Dd..

UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

SCHOOL OF LAW

BERNARD CARTER, Esq., Provost

THE BOARD OF INSTRUCTION

JOHN PRENTISS TOE, Kso.,

Pleaflin.e;, Practice, Kviilence. Damages and

tlie Ivaw of Torts.

HERBERT T. TIFEANY, Esq.,
The Law of Real and Leasehohl testates.

JUDGE HENRY ST()CKBRn:iGE
International Eaw, Conflict of Laws, Execu-
tors and Administrators.

JUDGE HENRY D. HARLAN,
Constitutional Law and Domestic Relations.

WILLIAM T. BRANTLY, p;so..

Personal Property and Bailments and Law

of Contracts.

JOHN J. DONALDvSON, Esq.,
General Jurisprudence and Legal Ethics.

JOSEPH C. FRANCE, E.so.,
Corporations and Elementary Common Law.

JAMES P. GORTER, E.so..
Judicial Equity.

EDGAR A. POE, E.SQ.,

Bills and Notes. Sales, Suretyship and

Quasi-Contracts.

W. CALVIN CHESNUT, Esq.,
Criminal Law and Insurance.

ALBERT C. RITCHIE, Esq.,
Commercial Law and Shipping.

JOHN C. ROSE, Esq.,
Federal Jurisdiction and Procedure, Admir-
alty and Bankruptcy.

ELI FRANK, Esq.,
Title to Real Property and Conveyancing.

THE THIRTY-EIGHTH ANNUAL SESSION WILL BEGIN SEPTEMBER 23, 1907

For Catalogues containing full information, addres

HENRY D. HARLAN, Skcrktarv

11161 Calvert Builrling,

Baltimore. Md.

UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

DEPARTMENT OF PHARMACY

lo4I (iVlaryland College of Pharmacy) i/U/

FACl'I.TV OF 1»IIARMACV

WILLIAM SIMON, Ph. I)., DAVID M. R. CULBRKTH, A.M., Ph.C,., M.D.

Kmeritus Professor of Chemistry. Professor of Materia Medica, Botany ami

Pharmacognosy
CHARLES CWSPARI, Jr., Ph.G., DANIEL BASE, Ph.D.

Professor of Theoretical and Applied Pharmacy. Profes.-^orof Chen.istry and Vegetable Histology

IIENRV P. IIVNSON, Ph.C.

Professor of Dispensing and Commercial

Pharmacy.

ADJT'NCT FA("l'I/rV

H. A. B. DUNNING, Ph.G., JAS. W. WESTCOTT, Ph.G.,

Associate Professor of Chemistry. Associate Professor of Materia Medica.

E. FRANK KELLV, Phar.I)., CIIAS. H. WARE, Ph.G.,'

Associate Professor of Pharmacy. Associate Professor of Botany.

HP;NRV L. TRGXKL, Phar.l)., J()I:L J. BARNKTT, Pliar.D.,

Demonstrator of Chemistry. Demonstrator of Pharmacy.

J. CARLTON WOLl', Phar.l).,
Demonstrator of Dispen.sing.

The Sixty-fourth Annual Session will begin September 23, 1907. For Catalogue
containing full information, address

CHARLES CASPARI, Jr., Dean.

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